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So we have this calendar for 22chan time but there are barely any holidays on it, anyone got a nice idea?

Come up with a holiday (name and a small description) and post it in this thread!
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Can't find it. Which is odd, because i seriously expected it to be re-uploaded it on another platform. There isn't even something similar to what that video is. I tried combing the archives of /f/ and even watching shidty "a regular pornsite" vids on youtube. Either someone else here can give it a go, or even make our own version (splice some footage of 9/11 with some Earth, Wind and Fire) or i can request a regular pornsite to give it a go.


It was absolutely lovely. Opened with news footage before it hit, and the chirus hit right with the first plane. The chorus hits for a second time with the second plane. If any of you could find it, I would greatly appreciate it, as I'm at my wits end


I found 4 diffrent flashes, but i dont know if they play the music or not because i don't have adobe flash player installed
If one of these just so happens to be it or at least a variation, There is a way to convert it to MP4 thanks to a tool newgrounds developed which should be easy to install.

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Every time when you are visiting this magnificent place, you are obliged to create an album cover, because, this is 22 fucking better chan GODDAMMIT!
Explained instructions;
- go to wikipedia (random article), this is your band name
- go to wikiquote, (random quote), the last 3 - 5 words of the first quote is your album title
- go to wikimedia commons, random file is your cover album
- combine in photoshop and post the results!
>picrel is an example
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ive made a couple of these, thhis is a fun bread
>wikipedia https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Westmere_(microarchitecture)

im not rlly sure what this feels like, maybe some indie post punk or lofihihop

small town trash metal

indie bedroom pop

prog rock by a band thats mainly retirees


I love that album art


This is like some obscure post-punk band that never made it big and is now largely forgotten.

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What are your favourite short stories, /b/?
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Another perfect for spooktober story is Alvin Schwartz's Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark series.
The audiobook is honestly fantastic yet hard to find. (ripped it off some discs at the local library)


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Coincidentally, today is the anniversary of Edgar Allan Poe's death. He died on October 7, 1849. Do you anons know any good short stories by him?


I always enjoyed the The Imp of the Perverse, but The Raven is a classic.

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What random retarded facts do you just know? These aren't useful whatsoever, you just know them, is it from school? Is it from researched really stupid shid on the interwebz? I don't want to know how you know them, I just want to know what dumb shid you know.
Pic is a random I thing I just so happen to know, there was a cult that killed themselves with apple juice because of an asteroid called "Hale-Bop" that comes around every 2000 years, they killed themselves whilst wearing some kick ass(get it) Nikes.
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The ancient Romans knew of and had access to a plant that worked as a natural contraceptive, but they literally fucked it out of existence.



If you fart on the bath the fart will be smellier.


October 6 is German American day in America. October also has a Polish American day.

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You have to post a fighter that could beat or at least be at the same level than the last character posted.
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Oy , are there any fights still going around here?


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>"The (former) final boss of the internet"

You rolled the number 632834218 (no dubs or higher)


>punished anonymous
>venom anonymous
doesnt really roll off the tongue too well but we have something here

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>post vague hints about your location
>slowly get more specific as the game progresses
>whoever wins gets internet points
ill start
>north american hemisphere
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your moms house


Alrighty anon, I'll play your game.
I am in the tropics, between 23.43646° N and 23.43646° S
This covers 40% of the Earth's surface, a reasonable next step from your 50%. No reason to rush things.


more souther

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Welcome to the bread dedicated to tarot cards, I offer you my reading services.
it's simple, choose 5 numbers which will represent the 5 cards among the 78 of the deck, while thinking of the subject which it represents for you.
>the first for your present.
>the second for your past.
>the third for your future.
>the fourth for your goal.
>the fifth for your subconscious.
I will probably answer you the day after the request.
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Well, there's a lot of coins (or pentacles) cards. Coins are related to wealth, possession, material and success. I don't know your situation in your life so it's a bit difficult to understand for me.


Two of coins:
Life's imbalance is a curious strength. Accept that everything has its time and place. Keep it all together by not paying too much attention to one thing.


Ace of coins:
When you see a tantalizing opportunity, take it. This card promises great material reward for projects undertaken, particularly if they're something novel or unexplored.


King of swords:
It takes a great man not just to fight evil, but to subsume it, divert it, and use it for good. Realism and ingenuity are your greatest weapons, don't let the good sense become clouded with emotions. The answer may be simpler than you think.


The hierophant:
He invites us to conform, to immerse ourselves in a long-term, man-made system. Be it through education, employment, or religion. Is it worth it? Only you can decide.

>Subconscious self

Nine of coins:
After sacrificing and devoting yourself to a single purpose, you can afford the luxuries that come with. Enjoy it. There will come a time when you are tested and tried. Retain your sense of priority and discipline, and you will be prepared.


Old school


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The chariot:
Being self-assured is a rare and glorious moment. You have every right to be proud of your accomplishments.


Page of coins:
When you draw this card, you have been handed a gift from the universe. This could be anything: a new job, a loan or inheritance, even a budding relationship. It could be some untapped talent within yourself you are just beginning to realize. Whatever it is, there is the promise of greater wealth, security, or influence.


The wheel of fortune:
The perpetual shifting in the balance of powers, manifested infinitely with every aspect of your life. This card suggests a change is coming, for the best or the worst. Be prepared.


Eight of wands:
You may be tired, but your situation demands one final burst of energy to propel you into victory. Don't hesitate, you're nearly there.

>Subconscious self

Ace of wands:
You have struck upon a vein of potent energy. If you choose to manifest it, you will be propelled into some grand adventure. Believe in yourself, your dream and your potential. Pursue without fear or hesitation any idea that seems promising.

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Everybody and their cat recognizes that posting requires effort and that it's an art form, so why aren't there any awards for it?
ITT we will be celebrating the best of 22chan by deciding for each month what the best post was!
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Good stuff, OP.


bumpan for September nominations


shid i forgot about this

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Welcome to the sewers of youtube, here are the links:
PetitTube, show videos with zero views
this shows videos with less than 100 views
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Not too bad, seems like people having fun at a dance party
American football, probably from a high school.
African music? I don't know for sure what it is
Drug dealer Protip with laptop
Aluminum sheet?
Not sure what language this kid is speaking, or what he's holding
Someone's car, seems sketchy


>african music


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Any anons thoughts of chris cucks debacle ??? Im sure everyone has caught wind of this by now onowing how insane this fag is
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I just came to this bread to post that letter. It's fucking wild lol, like more insane than usual for him. Full on psychosis shid.
I think people should leave his mom alone, poor lady's literally losing her mind.


He probably acting bonkers as a cope for his current shid life situation.


>Dimensional merge
He definitely must be the next prophet rofl

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Dream thread?

I had an interesting dream last night. I fell asleep listening to Vinesauce Joel's GTA III stream last night. In the dream, I decided to order some food from Taco Bell (who does not deliver, but they did in the dream). I began to give him my order, and I was greeted by Joel, who told me to shut the fuck up. He then started asking me the best way to get past a level in GTA IV. I gave him my ultimate wisdom and he started yelling. He eventually showed up at my house with my food, and he very rudely barged into my home and put it on the kitchen counter. He refused to leave. He continued to talk to me about GTA. I told him to get the fuck out of my house. He did not. Eventually, I told him that if he didn't go away I was going to hurt his face with a chair. I shoved him out of my front door, but he remained out front. I then called the police, who continued to chat with me about GTA, but left when asked to.

tl;dr Vinesauce Joel harassed me in my own home after delivering Taco Bell.
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I've just woken up, and I had some interesting dreams, so I'll post about them while I remember them.
In the first one, I was on a long train ride to some place, and I had my dogs with me (this was nice because they died a while ago). Chirico Cuvie (pic related) was also my dog somehow. I looked out the window and was pleased by the way the landscape went by. I went on 22chan and posted about how this amused me, then I wrote about how strange it was that I regarded the future with what could only be called nostalgia.
In another dream, I was at some nondescript mall restaurant resembling Dairy Queen with one of my brothers. He ordered a meal which had the option of ordering a crepe with it, and he specified that he wanted no crepe. After his order, they held up a crepe and asked if he would like it, saying they would throw it away if he didn't. This angered him somewhat because it was a rather transparent ploy to make him buy the crepe so they wouldn't waste the food. He bought it for that reason, and then they told him that if you buy a meal with a crepe, you pay the price of the meal and the crepe plus an extra dollar. He was PISSED, and he told the lady behind the counter what he thought of that, then I went to the next dream.
I was in a neighborhood in some location I didn't recognize with little grass and a lot of direct sunlight. There was a swing made out of a door tied to a tree. It was near a body of water, but when I tried it, I could not get it to swing far enough to put me in the water, so I gave up. I walked around the neighborhood and witnessed an altercation with the police. I forget the issue but I think they were basically being control freaks over some nonsense law. Someone used a grappling hook on a nearby house, but then didn't actually climb it and instead launched another hook at the cops while they were distracted. It pierced one of their eyes. He fell over and decayed at an alarming rate, and I decided to leave because it was a little disturbing and I didn't want to get in trouble.
Sometime later, I was in some kind of supermarket with an old fren of mine. It was good to see him because we haven't met in a while. We were trying to set up a tabletop RPG campaign, so I went to purchase Pocky. I only had 25 cents, and I discovered that the only Pocky they were selling for that price was used Pocky, which I did not purchase because thPost too long. Click here to view the full text.


comfy dreams


Had a funny one like a month ago I've been meaning to post.

I was at some conference attending a talk about the history of some open source project. When the first talk was over, the creator of 2hu came on stage, but it wasn't ZUN, but rather some old guy looking like Ken Tompson or Denis Ritchie.
At that point my mom, who was sitting next to me, gets up to leave the room because "oh, its your animu stuff", but before she is out of the room, the guy plays some lewd cutscene from what looks like a PC-98 eroge, making me feel rather awkward.
Some time later, we all get on a train and ride it through a city of low-poly commieblocks with low-res textures.
The train keeps accelerating, and eventually takes off to the skies.
Suddenly the train is tightly packed with people, and i realize that i haven't showered in a week, however the people around me don't seem to notice, despite being mere inches away.
Then i am on the Internets and post about the dream on 22chan (while still dreaming).

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Do you live in a country that just so happen to have a ridiculous law that makes next to no sense? Or the reasoning behind it is so foolish no man on earth could ever take it seriously? Or maybe the law isn't so dumb, but the results are just horrendous... or do you know of a law in another country that just seems bonkers. Share the law, why you think it's stupid and maybe even your own law that you would like to add to your country.
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>Danger means "the possibility of harm or death to someone"
theres always a possibility that youre going to be harmed or killed. if danger means the possibility of harm then there hasnt been a single point in time when someone hasnt been in danger.
>I'm telling you that I will kill you, then I'm the cause of the danger + the messenger
ok but who has lost anything?
>Danger is not just a feeling though. Being in danger is closer to pain than it is to happiness/sadness.
yes danger is a thing and not just a feeling, but how does this relate to right and wrong?


>theres always a possibility that youre going to be harmed or killed. if danger means the possibility of harm then there hasnt been a single point in time when someone hasnt been in danger.
Yes, and? Surely you do realize that there are various amounts of danger one can be exposed to, right?
>ok but who has lost anything?
The person threatened has lost safety. Safety being low danger in the short term
>yes danger is a thing and not just a feeling, but how does this relate to right and wrong?
You were claiming danger doesn't mean jack shid, because it's basically just a feeling. I told you that's not true, in my opinion


>The person threatened has lost safety
no they havent, if youre threatened you just feel unsafe, or are made aware of the fact that you arent safe.
>Safety being low danger in the short term
how high does the likelihood of harm occurring need to be for a situation to be considered dangerous? 30%? 50%? if a probability is the difference between safety and danger then its up to personal interpretation to decide whats dangerous or not. right and wrong does not work in numbers or probabilities, something either is or it isnt.

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Outdoor general bread such as:
>Outdoor recreational activities (Hiking, trail running, bushwhacking, camping, spelunking, geocaching, orienteering, expeditions, urban exploration, backpacking, etc.)
>Gardening, farming and related activities
>Hunting and fishing, bird-watching, bone-collecting, etc.
>Outdoor survival, bushcraft, foraging, self-sustenance in nature, hoboism, etc.
>Water-related activities (boats, diving, etc.)
>Outdoor philosophy (conservation, Leave No Trace, protectionism, etc.)
>Outdoor building and living (cabins, huts, treehouses, etc.)
>Outdoor social activities and organizations (Scouts, festivals, masslarp, etc.)
>Gear related to any of the above topics

Feel free to share stories, tips and tricks, good spots, advices and questions.
Don't forget to post pictures of your "adventures" ;)
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I don't know anything about /k/ stuff but that's fucking cool!


shoulda taken pics of the docs
Still nice shotgun shells tho


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After the flood between Germany and Belgium

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I got a whole thing of ranch-flavored Corn Nuts. What are you guys eating? Got any favorite flavors? Halloween candy is supposed to get cheap pretty soon.
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damn, i was expecting more from them then just glorifyed cereal


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I ate another snack. This one was based on the Arizona green tea beverages, which I drink a lot of, so when I saw that there was a gummy fruit snack of it, I had to pick it up. It's a pretty high quality snack. At first, I thought it was too sweet to properly resemble the beverage, but then as I kept eating them, the flavors mixed into something remarkably similar to the actual drink. I almost felt like I had just taken a sip of one. So then I checked the ingredients, and they actually have a bunch of the same stuff in them. There's even green tea extract in these things, so it gets the subtle flavor just right. The gummy snacks themselves are in two shapes: the Arizona logo, and a little can of Arizona. They both are impressive in their detail, with the can even having legible text on it. This is unexpectedly good for a simple tie-in, and I would recommend it to you guys if you can find it.


I want this now, it sounds quite tasty and i havent seen it at stores yet.

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Have you ever felt regret that you were born in this time period?
Did you want to be born in different era?
If you had to choose time to live in, which would it be?
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Sometimes i ask myself if the air was breathable for us back to the paleolithic


Nah, because I know that people in the past felt the exact same way, and a lot of the time when people did try to bring back the glory days, a lot people's lives either got shidtier or cut short. Though if I have to choose, I'll choose 80s because bbs culture :)


I sort of do. It feels like there's a lot of chaos in our time. A lot of stress. I think people aren't valued as much as they were before. I think the same can be said about everyday stuff. You can get pretty much everything with a click of a button. Sitting on your ass all day while people deliver food and necessities to your house is a reality. Everything's done online. It feels like there's less requirement for other people in modern lives.

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