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 No.3610[Reply][D]

IT'S CATURDAY
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 No.3966[D]

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Fuck

 No.4037[D]

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.

 No.4047[D]

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>>4037
>that file name
me too

 No.4177[D]

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.

 No.4185[D]

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>>3610


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 No.3333[Reply][D]

I claim this GET for the White Rose

 No.3335[D]

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>>3333
Absolutely based GET

 No.3748[D]

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>>3333
White Rose? No thanks, I prefer the YELLOW ROSE! YEEEHAAAAW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LArGlfEVYqM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPM7zzElj-Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWJKYrlFXpE

You rolled the number 739345224 (no dubs or higher)

 No.3749[D]

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OSHIT NIGGA!!!!

 No.4144[D]

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>>3333
WHITE ROSE FOR THE YORKSHIREMEN


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 No.4064[Reply][D]

I haz the Idea to stop global warming...

Sea level is rising really high and flooding most of the world. Many peoples are living near the see or lake and none of them want to be drowned, so i got thinking. Maybe if we lower the sea level a bit, when the water level is rise then it won't rise high enough to flood.
Here's the idea...everyone who can should take a bucket of sea or lake water and pour it down the sink. If lot's of people put the effort in, we could lower the sea/lake level substantially and create a better world for our children and next generations to live.
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 No.4130[D]

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actually, ""global warming"" can be stopped by stopping eating soy (they burn down the rain forest in Brazil so they can farm more soy) and buying food and things made in your country (or as near your country as possible.)
oh, and do not buy an electric car! the car batteries require so many minerals that it makes the frogs gay.
Also, ( ( (wind energy) ) ) is a hoax. The turbines kill a humongous amount of insects, and the ultrasounds that the turbines cause when they rotate make animals go scare and dying due to stress (rats have been deterred using ultrasound equipments!)

Thank you for you're are attention, and rember that you hearded this from Anon first!

 No.4131[D]

Your all wrong.
The earth is flat as a pizza,
And some bastard keeps putting it in the microwave!

 No.4138[D]

>>4125
Maybe when you plan on getting drunk you should turn off the wifi. That keeps me from doing dumb shit.

 No.4139[D]

Or fucking call alcoholics anonymous
Lock yourself up in a dog cage or somthing.

 No.4140[D]

Sorry, that post was meant for >> 4125


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 No.4019[Reply][D]

https://ourworldoftext.com/22chan

22chan's official thread of the unofficial 22chan world of text
>Roberta, what the fuck is this?
A world of text its a infinite sheet of text to everyone to write in o something!

Screenshot and post your favorite parts of the world!
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 No.4120[D]

Soundtrack of the most confy war ever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOBdpdngCd0&t=307s

 No.4121[D]

Posting what i said in world of text here.
Request your art to be greyblocked,
And/or screen shot it to be preserved.

 No.4122[D]

>>4121
grayfags should be shot

 No.4123[D]

>>4121
Screenshots are all we need. Something is beautiful because it is fragile. Greybitchery is not needed.
>>4120
VERY wonderful stuff to draw create a penis paradise to.

 No.4124[D]

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snac
pls kopi pasta snak
§ § §


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 No.4057[Reply][D]

How does 22chan take their coffee? Do you have a special mug for it?

For me, It's black coffee at room temperature, and I drink it in a steel camping mug I've had since I was 15.

 No.4061[D]

Heck yes comfy thread
If you throw a pinch of salt into your coffee, it will defuze the bitterness


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 No.3991[Reply][D]

>what the fuck is this
It's a collaborative text document kind of meme. Everybody writes at once. Anyone can delete or edit anything at any time.
https://www.conclave.tech?y9b11o233mc00000

 No.3992[D]

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>>3991
hehehe

 No.3993[D]

>>3991
DISREGARD THIS IT FUCKING BROKE YOU WILL BE SAD AND LONELY
I am looking for an alternative.

 No.3994[D]

>>3993
>YOU WILL BE SAD AND LONELY
already am

 No.3995[D]

>>3993
https://ourworldoftext.com/22chan

 No.4018[D]

>>3993
Definitely lives up to the name "22chanarchy."


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 No.4007[Reply][D]

For one reason or another, I just remembered an old webcomic that I really enjoyed. It's called "minus." (all lowercase and the period is part of it.) It ran from 06-08, which is a time period a lot of you seem interested in. Sadly the original site seems to have bitten the dust, but the whole thing can still be found at https://web.archive.org/web/20150513012610/http://www.kiwisbybeat.com/minus1.html
minus. is a cute and weird comic. It's about a little girl who can shift reality with her imagination. It starts out innocently enough (and I guess it stays innocent throughout), but it gets weird. I guess I'd describe it as "calvin and hobbes meets serial experiments lain, but way way way cuter than either of those." Anyway, enjoy! It's bringing back a lot of memories for me. I think it might be one of my favorite works on the internet today.

 No.4008[D]

Nice find!

 No.4010[D]

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>>4007
Holy shit, I remember this one particular strip but never knew where it came from. Thanks for this.

 No.4016[D]

>>4010
That one's a classic.


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 No.3178[Reply][D]

Ive been banned from 4chan in 2017 and 8chn a week ago any other place I can go than this?
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 No.3987[D]

We aren't allowed to create threads that will shock other anons of 4chan. Mods and anons on /b/ are taking every sentence serious, without ability to understand that most posts are only invented stories. This was my thread that I've wrote yesterday, and now I'm banned, because I'm a "sick fuck" proclaimed from other normies. Anyway, I'm in to wicked art, and 4fags are my audience to observe their shock behavior and development (at this time they are dumber than before and it's all thanks to porn and mods).
cont...

 No.3988[D]

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>>3987
THE THREAD is only imaginative "wicked art";

Is this fucked up /b/?

My greatest sadistic fantasy involves a pregnant teenager. Preferably an upper middle class preppy brunette. I would kidnap her a couple of days before she's a due. I'd find a secluded place to make a torture dungeon and tie her up. I'd attempt to deliver the baby, make sure it is stable. It's important to let her see the baby and touch it because a strong bond must be made between them. After a couple more days of bounding then fun begins...

My torture tools would include pair of pliers, a blowtorch, a set of knives, scalpels, and most importantly; my voice. I'd began by calling her a disgusting whore and barraging her with mental anguish. Then i give her a simple choice. Her choices are A - I torture her, or B - I torture the baby. She'll obviously choose herself first. Starting off slow with some small incisions and slapping would get me really hard. Then some nipple twisting and burning her cunt would send me over the top. After some time i would give her the option again; her or the baby. My goal would be to put her so much hell that she chooses the baby. If she refuses, the torture continuous and i'd offer her luxuries such as food and water if she chooses the baby. Eventually she would. Finding that breaking point would be glorious. So would the face she has when i start cutting open her baby and forcing my cock down it's tight throat. I'd force her to watch. I haven't really thought about what I'd do after that, but killing them both would soon come after.

tl;dr what's your darkest sadistic/masochistic fantasy?

 No.3989[D]

>>3988
>is this fucked up
Kinda, I guess, but I don't see how it breaks any of 4cucks rules though.
I really didn't expect their mods to become moralfags, but that's probably just Hiroshima's new normalfag staff.
Also it looks like they've forgotten what's literally written on top of /b/
>/b/ - Random. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

 No.3990[D]

>>3988
That's not too bad, I've certainly seen worse. And very obviously fake, that's basically a given. You even said it was just a fantasy. It really got shot down? Damn, how the mighty have fallen.

 No.4013[D]

>>3178
lol


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 No.3996[Reply][D]

I was b& from Discord for using Ripcord. Honestly, I can't fucking stand the official clients UI and how centrialized Discord is. When is 22chan gonna get an IRC channel or mumble channel? I know you (other) """zoomers""" think that old technology like IRC sucks but unlike Discord, IRC is a protocol, meaning you can use whatever client you want, even one that looks all modern like Discord!

[s]Discord is homogay[/s]
(Pic is unrelated)
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 No.4002[D]

I also wonder what's basement

 No.4004[D]

>>3996
I thought the idea was to develop the livechat so it could eventually replace Discord, but Twoot doesn't seem to be doing anything at all with it.

 No.4005[D]

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>>4004
This, it was gonna be a nice feature but that faggot twoot just dropped it at the curb.

 No.4006[D]

>>4005
Its a shitty feature i built to show kotchan that their system is retarded

 No.4011[D]

>>3996
>I was b& from Discord for using Ripcord.
Richard Stallman tried to warn you about the dangers of proprietary software. Why didn't you listen?

>IRC
this.
Discord just splits the community. IRC isn't a direct competitor for the imageboard (posting pictures/data is hard and cumbersome on IRC) Also, when using IRC, you can freely choose the client software you wish to use (and there certainly isn't any data-mining built-in!!)

>>4004
That sounds like a good plan IMO

You rolled the number 148634695 (no dubs or higher)


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 No.3983[Reply][D]

Climate change is a joke.

 No.3984[D]

Like i said on some other post, not climate change, more likely
el nino /la nina.
Also, When you cut down a ton of trees, or remove shade somehow, it gets hot.
Trees absorb moisture, and keep things cooler. That happened where
i lived.
Natural disaster took out 70% of the vegetation.
Naturally, weather's hotter, people think it's climate change, and a very irritated meteorologist explained on the local news that, TREES ARE GONE. WHAT do you expect?
Every now and then I see a heard of climate change protesters walking around thinking that the hotter weather is “proof” that climate change exists. Like if climate change is some type of new religion

 No.3985[D]

>>3984
El Niño and La Niña are short-term events that only last a couple years each. If the documented slow rise in temperatures over the last couple decades/centuries does have a natural cause, it is not due to El Niño and La Niña.

 No.3986[D]

https://www.clim8chan.ge/


 No.3936[Reply][D]

For about one weak ago, i have some conversation with anon on 4/b/. At that short time of discussion to raid some sort of trap disc server, and everything turns out to be only a test from OP who was obviously baiting trann moderator at 4chon. I didn't know that they have sjw's mods, and i always thought that this is only a joke. From that day, i'm 100% sure that they have some agenda against all users of that anonymous imageboard, and this is not good for any anon especially for those who are the young ones. Anyway this was our discussion about "raid", and my last answer was "it's only for the lulz". After that, thread was immediately deleted (in less than 50 sec.) as you can see this gif related is also erased from the archives of that thread. see https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/809695092/
For tw00t: if you consider this gif as extreme violent content, feel free to delete it.

 No.3937[D]

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>>3936
it doesn't really surprise me.
Hiroshima most definitely wanted to get some "hip and happenin cool modern" staff and so he hired tranny sjws.

 No.3938[D]

>>3936
>i have some conversation with anon on 4/b/.
Using 4/b/ was your first mistake.

 No.4348[D]

>>3936
Calling for raids is specifically against the rules, can't blame them for doing their jobs


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 No.3779[Reply][D]

America is the greatest country in the planet and here is why:
you can thank disney and ealy 20th century american cartoons to help lead the creation of animebig cartoony expresive eyes, come on the japs stole that from american cartoons

Video games is an american creation that the japs are beating our asses with but never forget it originated in the good 'ol USA

super hero comics are also another american creation

everything that you nerds love all originated in America so all the other countries including Japan can stop sucking us and go create something original you fucking leechers
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 No.3899[D]

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>>3779
>America is the greatest country in the planet
Did you really have to explain? AMERICA is the greatest nation on earth!

 No.3902[D]

>>"America is a planet"
In the world of comicbooks.
Every panel matters, and some times have psychological meaning.
And have a reason to exsist.
In the comicbooks i mentioned.
The question is, what do you, anon.
FEEL after reading these?
How does the author/writer/artist FEEL?
What are the emotions in the books itself.
Another question.
How does one prevent
the spread of Disease?
Those are important things to argue amongst yourselves.
Also.
Compair the comic book "V for Vandetta"
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 No.3903[D]

How do the japs handle their media?
Just curious.

 No.3904[D]

How did the japs handle their media?
Also, compair and contrast
american and japanese media.
Just curious.

 No.3918[D]

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"AAA"
Compair the batman comic images posted above to this image.
Bastard tried to copy v for vandetta.
Top KEK


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 No.3860[Reply][D]

Left or right?
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 No.3864[D]

>>3861
Thanks for saying I’d win

 No.3866[D]

they both look like faggots

 No.3868[D]

>>3866
That's mean you faggot, is strong and will beat you up

 No.3869[D]

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>>3868
if he >>3864 indeed posted himself then he needs to fuck off and die like the normalfaggot that he is
>he will beat you up

 No.3870[D]

>>3869
Ain’t no faggots here! And I’ll win.


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 No.3854[Reply][D]

Happy September first! Post dancing gifs in celebration!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs069dndIYk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs069dndIYk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs069dndIYk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs069dndIYk

You rolled the number 657130435 (no dubs or higher)

 No.3855[D]

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>>3854

 No.3856[D]

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Same >>3855 anon here, got more for celebration

 No.3857[D]

>old finally bit the dust a few months ago
>lost my entire "dancing folder"
>there were over 100 dancing gifs in there iirc, lovingly curated over the years
shit hurts, my man.

 No.3858[D]

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>>3854

 No.3859[D]

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>>3854


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 No.3736[Reply][D]

What did he do wrong?

 No.3739[D]

>>3736
he decided to drag 8ch down with him instead of just facebook. saged.

 No.3746[D]

>>3739
True

 No.3853[D]

>>3739
as if facebook would ever be dragged down. its because facebook is controlled by leftists as a propaganda machine and is great for capturing data on millions of people.


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