/b/ - Random

/b/ - Random


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In order to cement our position as the uberchan, we must ensure that each and every one of our users is operating at peak efficiency. Do you know what that means? I'll tell you what it means:
Every time you see this thread do 10 pushups now or postpone and do 20 later.
thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoTku7qMZOM


I'm not hearing any groans of pain yet, something's wrong.
You are doing your pushups, right anon? You're not a little chicken-ass pussy bitch, are you? Don't you care about 22chan? Don't you care about yourself?


Thanks for keeping us in shape.
You can't hear from me anything because I am doing 10 pushups every day in the morning (much better method to wake you up instantly) and before I'm going to sleep, however, your thread is giving me extra ten pushups to do it on my own, but I'm already in a shape for about 15 or 16 years and it's not that big challenge for me, anyway, thanks bro.


This thread will not die here.

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>post in random thread on /qa/
>post ban reason here


Lol, what?


wrong imageboard

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Cloudflare is dead. Half of interwebz are down. Just look at this spikes.
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fuck all the watermelon addicts that still use cloudflare.
hail 22, stability and cats.





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Why does 22chan have so many rules and also has a random board, it doesn't make sense.

Oh and I guess I'm going to get b& because I'm "criticising" 22chan.
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I agree with most of the rules but I think anyone should be able to criticize 22chan even if it isn't constructive.
And free the onions.


>asking questions is wrong
Well no it's not, but asking a question can also be used as criticism believe it or not, but again, we don't ban criticism, we ban poorly constructed criticism that doesn't pose a good enough argument.
>Most of the rules are fair but banning tor and proxies is dumb
So we don't have watermelon addicts trying to evade their bans, simple concept really.
>I can get behind having certain rules to prevent newfaggatory but over 20 global rules is a bit much.
But why? Again, that's another example of just an unbased argument, you haven't really backed up that claim, why is it a bit much? What do you define as "a bit much"?
>porn isn't all what /b/ is but it it isn't /b/ without random porn in a thread
Well if you're on a regular pornsite or just any other shidty image board, sure, but this is 22chan, this is how we do things, we are a sfw image board.
>/b/ is anarchy
No, that's more of what sewers is, it's just shidboasting and whatnot. /b/ is far from anarchy, it's just there because like I mentioned before, not everything can be put into a category, we can't just put all categorized threads into trash and say it was because "it didn't fit into any of our categorized threadz sorry lolololol."
>your post would be a good example
It's a good example because you didn't state anything further than your critique-style question, it was just a "x is bad, I don't like x".
>Literally thats all I did, I asked a question.
And we answered it, you didn't reply appropriately, that's on you.
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OP is a faggot

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How to play:

1. Draw (LITERALLY) a card using the template attached. (USE ONLY MS PAINT)
2. Give it a flavor text in the box in the template, then post it with a tripfag.
3. When a second anon post his card
start fighting using cards of the first Card you used
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dont bump a thread by posting "bump"
if you have something to say, say it


this thread was almost dead and i didnt want for it to 404 yet, one more thread and it would be gone before i could make an actual post


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the best card in the game

final form twoot

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Lets discuss what characters could be rolemodels in our way to act and talk in 22chan.
Divided in three categories: Good, Neutral and Bad. Try to put one of each in each post,
and talk about why you think they belong to that category.
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I'm proud of you son


twoot is good


Category: Avoid Persons Like These, At All Costs
Reason: I don't need a reason for this, fuck you.

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found on /sg/ roll

You rolled the number 470006557 (no dubs or higher)
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Exactly, saying shid like "Stop teaching newfags" is retarded, we want more users, they NEED to be taught how to act around here, but with enough lurking they should be able to figure that out by their self.
Being so anti newfag just makes you look like a faggot.
>>8469 is right as well.



You rolled the number 915212915 (no dubs or higher)


Hey ;)

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speak in any other language than english

ik begin wel
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Ну охуеть теперь.


Ich hasse Schwuchteln, Juden und watermelon addict


Hej, jag lär mig svenska! Jag är ny på det.
Yo conoco un poco de español, también. Yo no soy muy buena.

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What do you guys think of my cat Storm.
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That's either just the curtains or my shide camera.
Either that or I have magical powahs.


The cat has the powers



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What are your guize favourite themes? And why? What makes them right for you?
>Pic unrelated
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I really really like the greendark theme. The buttons and round images are nice,


YES, I love it, it's easy on my eyes and it just looks really nice.
>we're getting close to triples


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Not anymore.

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I was just out on a walk and tried to think of something fun to do. I came up with the idea that we could make a mascot for this website in paint. I'm not good at paint myself, but if you guys are in I'll give it a shot.

So basically the plan is:
>open up paint
>make a mascot that can represent this site
>vote on the best mascot

This is not for publicity or advertising the website, it's just something fun that we can do.
What do you say guys? If you think it's a bad idea tell me why. If you think it's a good one, then get to work.
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im sorry but no


i dont know about the mask but the outfits too colorful, i wonder what would work


brings up some good points for character development for /ourlad/

You rolled the number 519191308 (no dubs or higher)

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How organized is your pictures folder?
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https://rentry.co/v8hgc - this expects gnu coreutils.


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Slightly organized


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i gots new pc so its a bit disorganized except my kemono wife folder

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post your favorites and rate others!

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Welcome to the sewers of youtube, here are the links:
PetitTube, show videos with zero views
this shows videos with less than 100 views
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child learn 2 read so cute



"Bigfoot Masturbates, Man Terrified, Monopoly Game Ruined"


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"Pedophilia" is a term used by the medical community and is a subjective description of "unnatural attraction to a child."
"Solicitation of a minor" is the description of the felony, and it's relation to "pedophilia" is loose and incidental.
Nice bait though.



Its not pedophilia its Ephebophilia pedophilia is the attraction to prepubescent children like elementary school aged children.


Anything new in the world of lolcows?

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