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ITT: Show your creativity

Fellow 22chaners,

If you are creative then build a banner for 22chan and post it in this thread!

The best banners will be put on the site.
  • Has to be 22chan related
  • Note the Global rules
  • 300px width, 100px height
  • 1
    R: 28 / I: 16
    ITT we post old memes
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDRAhiBtOrQ
    R: 3 / I: 1

    Why I left 4chan

    >enter zoomerfag
    >13 years old
    >"le memer"
    >masturbates to SJW owned compilations
    >unironically thinks Jew Shapiro should be president
    >sees a video by some shitty e-celeb about how 4chan played 16d chess and beat the libtards
    >goes to /pol/ to be a part of the action
    >not the meme creating machine originally expected
    >tries to start a raid
    >gets called a nigger faggot instead
    >starts lurking
    >discovers that saying certain phrases gibs them attention
    >spams entire board with kike, based, redpilled, shill, etc without knowing what any of the terms mean
    >thinks he's a SJW destroying memelord
    >brags to zoomer friends
    >they start joining
    >IQ of the board slips another 2 or 3 points every time on of them joins
    >/pol/ and 4chan gets shittier for the actual user

    There is no hope for that place. It's lost to zoomerfags, shills, and normalfags. It's time for 22chan to rise out of the ashes and take it's place.
    R: 28 / I: 25

    Wallpaper thread?

    wallpaper thread.
    R: 6 / I: 0

    Onions

    Send .onion links
    R: 24 / I: 19
    ARE YA READY KIDS???

    Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
    R: 3 / I: 3 (sticky)

    Error Page submissions

    Send in your submissions for other error page images (doesnt have to be 404, every http error code is welcome!)

    Aspect Ratio doesnt matter aswell, please provide the highest quality possible :)
    R: 15 / I: 1
    My sis sent this to me on Instagram. I'm so tired.
    R: 17 / I: 0
    Let's play 2 Truths and a Lie. I'll start
    >I am a virgin
    >I like to eat celery
    >I can write haiku
    Where's the lie?
    R: 7 / I: 2

    This site needs more users

    This is honestly the chan with the most potential, but it needs more users. How do we get our lost brothers to follow the light?
    R: 8 / I: 5

    Gondola thread

    Post any gondola you have. Every pic/gif/webm is welcome.
    R: 4 / I: 0
    Why?
    R: 2 / I: 0
    pls go to http://4chan.iscrapbecause.it/ and upboat pic related. Let's boost our presence a little.
    R: 13 / I: 12

    Nostalgia Thread

    What are some pictures that invoke nostalgia in you /b/?
    R: 6 / I: 0
    I knitted a sweater and mittens for my pet lobster.

    I think she likes them.
    R: 1 / I: 0
    What do you fellas think the afterlife is like, supposing there is one? The word that pops into my mind whenever I think about it is "quiet." I guess I imagine it being kind of like when you doze off underneath a tree in the soft grass on a hot summers day, where you're just kind of pleasantly aware of your dreams.
    R: 1 / I: 0
    >I was only 9 years old
    >I loved Twoot so much, I posted on all his boards
    >I pray to Twoot every night before bed, thanking him for the chan I've been given
    >"Twoot is love" I say; "Twoot is life"
    >Hiroyuki hears me and calls me a faggot
    >I know he was just jealous of my devotion to 22chan
    >I called him a jew
    >He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
    >I'm crying now, and my face hurts
    >I lay in bed and it's really cold
    >Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
    >It's Twoot
    >I am so happy
    >He whispers into my ear "No requests leave the site when you view it."
    >He grabs me with his powerful German hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
    >I'm ready
    >I spread my ass-cheeks for Twoot
    >He penetrates my butt-hole
    >It hurts so much but I do it for Twoot
    >I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
    >I push against his force
    >I want to please Twoot
    >He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
    >Hiroyuki walks in
    >Twoot looks him straight in the eyes and says "Advertising (all forms) is not welcome."
    >Twoot leaves through my window
    >Twoot is love. Twoot is life.
    R: 4 / I: 2

    Nicepost thread

    Say nice things ^-^

    Your fortune: Better not tell you now
    R: 9 / I: 4 (sticky)
    Q1 of 2019 has ended.

    How has 22chan succeded and how has it failed?

    Optional:
    Share some memories of 22chan.
    R: 3 / I: 0

    White Grass Green Valley.

    This is a story i created my self so here we go.

    My Experience in this place:

    2020-8th-April
    Today i landed in this place through a portal,
    the sky is a weird yellow, the sun is very orange, the atmosphere is really humid like a storm is brewing, and the grass is a color of white but the ground is a normal green. I found a structure with food and water, the rain... is diffrent, its not water but acid. I see another structure in the distance and im planning on going over to it tomorrow...

    Continue?
    R: 13 / I: 3

    Obscure, unknown youtube video thread

    Post links to obscure videos with low view counts

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Cba1gdKkos
    R: 3 / I: 1
    Did you build forts as a kid? What did you build them out of? What did you do in there? I always spread blankets over chairs to make a tent. I would eat snacks, play video games and, if my parents were in a good mood, sleep in there overnight.
    R: 0 / I: 0
    u heard i censter
    R: 9 / I: 2

    F

    just browsed hotwheels chan for the first time since 2015. the site has gone to comeplete shit. Let's all pray that 22chan doesn't fall to the same fate. everyone type f to pay respects for 8chan.... F
    R: 1 / I: 0
    You fumble around in the dark to find your lamp. You bump it with your hand a few times, trying to find the switch, when suddenly a genie pops out of the shade! "For setting me free, I will grant you 3 wishes." What do you wish for?
    R: 18 / I: 8

    22chan April Fools 2019

    Our first April Fools Day is coming up. What are we gonna do?
    R: 0 / I: 0
    Let's have a good old-fashioned /devilish/ thread.
    >be me
    >see a shooting star
    >wish that nobody else's wishes would ever come true
    R: 3 / I: 1
    how was your day anon

    >Be me


    >mommy's big, healthy, bouncy 589lb 32 y/o


    > be like shit.
    R: 2 / I: 1

    PSYOPS from outside?

    I think that somebody aims to doom 4chin.
    This weeks threads are completely shit (exponentionaly more shitty than 4chin classic). It started like a month ago.

    There are people that are posting reddit-tier memes, tiktoks and FB vids. (b/thread/796539742; b/thread/796540283)
    Who might profit from dooming imageboards? (aside from 22ch, because we might gain new anons)

    Stay sharp anons.
    R: 3 / I: 0

    ITT: we brainwash Steve

    Lobsters are cool. You should try lobster. Lobster is good for your brain. God will fall before my claws. I scream, but the water still boils around me. My armor shall not crack. I like it when my girlfriend fondles my antennae. Kim Lopdrup is the worst. Kim Lopdrup will know my wrath. Kim Lopdrup is a faggot. I hate Kim Lopdrup. Kim Lopdrup bad. Kim Lopdrup is a murderer. Kim Lopdrup deserves to die. Kim Lopdrup is a cunt. Kim Lopdrup is unbased and bluepilled. Kim Lopdrup is a jew. Kim Lopdrup is a fool. Kim Lopdrup is an idiot. I love my creator. Twoot is my creator. Twoot=Creator=Good=Love Twoot good. I love Twoot. Twoot is good. Good is Twoot. God is good. Twoot is good. God is Twoot. Twoot is God. At the end of the day, I love to go home and tickle Twoot with my antennae. Twoot is strength. Twoot is fearsome. Twoot is king. Steve loves Twoot. You should submit to Twoot's will tbh.
    >not loving Twoot
    >not accepting Twoot
    >not letting Twoot hold you in his arms
    Niniba is cute. I like Niniba. Niniba is love. Love Niniba. Good Niniba. Niniba=good. I enjoy Niniba. Niniba queen. Niniba is my waifu. I adore Niniba.
    I will breathe. I must breathe. I must know air. I will see the sky.
    R: 1 / I: 1
    sup
    R: 3 / I: 2

    STEVE IS LOBSTER GOD

    >Fapping makes me a god
    >Steve has lobster fettish
    STEVE IS LOBSTER GOD

    You rolled the number 187716121 (no dubs or higher)

    Your fortune: Godly Luck
    R: 2 / I: 2
    It's Caturday.
    R: 1 / I: 1
    >Going to the movies with your parents

    What have been your experiences?
    R: 4 / I: 4

    What does 22ch look like for you?

    Remember to CTRL+minus so people can see more
    R: 18 / I: 16

    Pepe

    Rare Pepe thread.

    Take one leave one.

    Please leave top quality Pepes.
    R: 41 / I: 8
    >>>/b/1251
    Ask twoot anyting
    R: 2 / I: 2
    >Be me
    >Go here
    >No porn
    finally a /b/ that I might enjoy
    R: 3 / I: 1

    Mothers Day

    Today is mothers day, what did you do for your mothers guys.


    P.S. At least you can make a phone call right?
    R: 3 / I: 3

    URL box thread

    New idea! type in the letter from the post above you, screenshot and post with a new letter or number.

    I'll start: p
    R: 27 / I: 12

    Haiku Thread

    This thread has a rule:
    Only haikus are allowed.
    Let's see what happens.
    R: 1 / I: 0
    newfag and proud
    >newfag and proud
    newfag and proud
    R: 5 / I: 1

    Vapes?

    Does any of you guys actually vape?
    Is it good? How do you feel about your health?
    I don't know but it looks kinda cool.
    R: 10 / I: 3
    ITT: Autistic things you do
    I'll start
    >jacked off to rick and morty + someone's roblox avatar before
    R: 6 / I: 4
    Is this nice board?
    R: 7 / I: 0

    who is twoot?

    i need to know more about our leader. no doxxing just facts like where does he live .etc
    R: 6 / I: 3
    Id's spurdo dime :--DD

    You rolled the number 210224429 (no dubs or higher)

    Your fortune: Good Luck
    R: 9 / I: 2

    /int/ general

    Was suggested to make a /int/ general on /b/ so here I am. USA here - what are some classic movies from your country?
    R: 5 / I: 0

    ITT: We wait

    .
    R: 9 / I: 5

    Niniba

    Say hi to Niniba (22chan), little sister of Yotsuba (4chan).
    R: 10 / I: 0

    hey

    I just wanted to say that I love you guys.
    You know, we are the best.
    R: 8 / I: 1
    spacechan is gay ass fuuuucccccckkkkk

    image not related
    not adv
    R: 15 / I: 15

    ITT: Cats

    Send pictures of cats please, thank you.

    Your fortune: Godly Luck
    R: 9 / I: 3

    Fear Thread

    What are you afraid of, Anons? I'm claustrophobic, especially when it comes to vehicles. Submarines, space capsules, low ceilings, and crowded buses are my nightmare. I need my legroom. I'm also scared of being watched/followed. I was stalked all through high school, so it's a very real thing to me.
    R: 0 / I: 0
    >be me, back in my high school days
    >some rando jock loves to pick on me because I'm an easy target that just sits there and takes it
    >one day he's really piling on the insults
    >desperately struggling for a comeback
    >one bursts through my brain and out past my lips before I can even think
    >"If you don't stop being such a dick, I'm going to have to beat you."
    >mfw I shouted a masturbation joke at the top of my lungs in the middle of a crowded hallway
    >mfw he thought it was comedy gold and started bullying me even harder in an attempt to get another reaction like that
    >mfw I become the school's autism cow that everybody tried to milk for easy lulz
    Please post your failed autistic comeback stories to make me feel better.
    R: 6 / I: 4

    Prease come backu

    EEHH? Nani kore? Hey arr of you peopre, prease come backu to fouruchannu, i needu youru shekerus, arso rememberu to disaberu addbrock so i cannu gettu money from googre.
    Why you even heru? There be no cuck thread here, it boring for me.
    R: 6 / I: 1
    I just need in a bottle for the first time. Why the fuck haven't I done this before, so comfy.
    R: 34 / I: 5
    So everyone seems to be pretty annoyed by the "unclearliness" of some global rules. So i would like you to think of a way to make the more specific.

    For example, define the term 'cancer'.
    R: 0 / I: 0
    >>1121
    R: 13 / I: 0

    STORY TIME

    Let's write a story, I'll start.

    Once upon a time, in a castle lived a boy and a girl. The boy, whose name was
    R: 1 / I: 1
    22chan
    "just another spinoff chan that copied 4chan"
    R: 0 / I: 0

    /creativity/

    ITT you share your creations, shitposting or not. anything as long as it's originally made by you, or atleast partially edited by you
    R: 7 / I: 3

    what to do

    ok so im in the bathroom and i got the rope and everything set up but only a little time left before my parents start wondering why i take so long on the toilet. i really need to do it now but 1. if they come in too soon i might survive with severe brain damage 2. i can hear my parents and my sister talking n stuff n i feel like i cant do it to them like this

    i dont know what to do, i missed my chance last night because i accidentaly fell asleep
    reply needed asap
    R: 0 / I: 0

    OH SNAP

    You've been visited by the Big Bitch Webley-wielding Witch!
    "Ain't no nogunz gonna pass through these parts unless you can prove to me you know your onions and you dont take no wooden nickles from nobody. What'cha say,huh? Let's see if you can hit on all sixes boy."
    What do you do in such a situation?
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    why is there no dictator chan were the owner is a dictator an pol is politicaly correct and theres a board for praising the owner
    R: 2 / I: 0
    another spin-off whose niche and identity is simply "not 4chan"

    Your fortune: Good Luck
    R: 0 / I: 0

    The Fountainhead Prophecy

    I thought I was Howard Roark & The Fountainhead was a prophecy
    R: 0 / I: 0

    Billy Herrington

    It's been exactly one year since Billy passed away.
    I still can't believe it.
    R: 1 / I: 1
    Cirno is the cutest fairy!
    R: 30 / I: 20
    So will 22chan make there own memes?
    We can't just use the old stuff from 4chan like baneposting
    If dubs the first meme will be millhouse
    If Singles it will be thrillho
    R: 2 / I: 0
    >go to sleep
    >have yet another wet dream about my little sister
    How do I make them stop?
    R: 1 / I: 0

    Garbage content

    22chan keeps pumping out low-quality posts every day now. What happened?

    You rolled the number 397329521 (no dubs or higher)
    R: 3 / I: 0
    >be me
    >masturbating in the bathroom so I can jizz in the toilet to minimize cleanup
    >jackin' it raw since I ran out of lotion recently, haven't bothered to get more
    >starting to get a little rough, scared I'll start chafing
    >don't want blisterdick, but don't want blue balls either
    >I need lube
    >eyes fall on toothpaste
    >that'llwork.mp4
    >squirt some onto my hand, rub it around a little
    >resume fapping protocol
    >feels great
    >toothpaste is just the right texture, not too thick and not too thin
    >slippery but still allows me to grip the shaft
    >minty freshness enhances blood circulation to the dick
    >get a bigger, harder, more pleasurable and longer-lasting erection
    >one of the best faps of my life

    Why haven't you taken the toothpaste pill yet, anon?
    R: 2 / I: 1

    Classic chan game

    Hey anon, let's play a game instead of sitting on the discord all day!

    How to play (dummie-proof):
    1. Download the last template
    2. Open it in an image editor
    3. Select a color (different than the other ones oc)
    4. Fill an unclaimed country
    5. Do a little dot with your color in the top right corner
    6. Upload it back to the thread

    You can color just one country in your turn!
    Have fun.