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Old humor/fun stuff thread

Post fun images/gifs/videos, whatever you have got lying around in your folders, anon
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22chan's Multimedia Club - /mmc/

Welcome to /mmc/ the thread general for organized online watching, playing and listening.

Official? Cytu.be: https://cytu.be/r/22chan

Guide for the script installing in case we need Jewgle Drive in cytu.be: https://github.com/calzoneman/sync/wiki/Google-Drive-Userscript-Installation-Guide
R: 7 / I: 2 (sticky)

wordfilter

What do you fellas think about wordfilters?

Wordfilters meaning that certain words get replaced with other ones.

Examples:

cuck=coolcat
discord=the tranny station
....

Would be pretty fun i think. What is your opinion? Elaborate and if you like it also feel free to drop some suggestions for words that should be replaced.
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Do you frens have any cool ideas for a slogan for 22chan?
[spoiler]yes pic related is me[/spoiler]
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CATURDAY

IT'S CATURDAY
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Threads making: Suggestions and Ideas

WELCOME to the most autistic thread in the entire history of 22chan ever!
All jokes aside this thread is about formatting, making threads, questions you have, tips and tricks in thread making.
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ITT:Talk about anything

And i mean absolutely anything, beginning from touhou and ending with mongolian throat singing techniques.
I want for you to participate actively!
Yes, i'm looking at you, anon.
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Good Deeds

I gave up trolling for lent. Now, there's newfags galore as hikikomori-ism becomes state-enforced. The temptation is strong, but I know this is a sign telling me to be kind to these unaccustomed visitors. Culture shock can be hard, and I must be aware of that.
Have you done anything kind and charitable lately, anon?
[spoiler]tripfags stay tf out, only anons can brag about what good people they are without seeming like actual sociopaths[/spoiler]
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shenanigans

If this virus BS provokes martial law in the USA, I will be setting off a lot of homemade fireworks on a 10 minute timer along with a pair of speakers blasting Green Day's "Governator", and watching from afar as the wasps in green storm the area looking to deal some injustice. Anyone else making plans for the slim chance that this happens?
Pic possibly related but I'm still trying to figure out how...
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Masters of illusion (missleading the masses)

I've decided to create my thread for all of you who are still /x/philers to this day. (peace to all my brothers and sisters;-)
I'm not sure why am i thinking about the corona virus at this moment...anyway i think it is directed virus from the government labs which is created for the purpose to turn our heads in other direction from everything what is really going on. ''THIS might be happening to control all of those previous protests from the Hong Kong protesters but something other is going on and i can't reach what would that be. This doesn't have to be correct and it also couldvbe due to Chinnese economical growth in the world, <there are already two theories for us, unfortunately.
As all of you can see this is something big and if we as a united collective mind try to figure out what is really going on, everyone is gonna be proclaimed as a tinfoil lunatic, however i don't give a fuck about that either...so yeah, let's discuss about this "conspirational" stuff.

copy/pasta from my thread
R: 23 / I: 3 (sticky)

History update

The timeline https://22chan.org/timeline is out of date. Any events i should add to it?
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New /trash/

Alright, so i've been told that many people would like a cleaning of the boards. I've used this as an opportunity to introduce a new board named /trash/ which is locked (you can't create any new threads) but you can reply to existing ones. All shit tier low quality threads will instead of being deleted be moved there.

Now lets get to the point and start cleaning. Send in links to threads you think should be moved to trash and elaborate why.
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the free USA is on its deathbed

enjoy it while you still can
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PetitTube thread, post your interesting finds

Welcome to the sewers of youtube, here are the links:
PetitTube, show videos with zero views
http://www.petittube.com/
this shows videos with less than 100 views
https://www.incognitube.com/
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HINA ICHIGO GET

6666 GET for the 6th doll.
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Choose your internet fighter.

You have to post a fighter that could beat or at least be at the same level than the last character posted.
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Hello friends

I wonder if you have heard of the recent fallout of Moonchan and 8channel. Since 8channel bit the dust, Moonchan got raided and since, many of the native users left to go search for another home. They mostly reside in Alpchachan but I don't really like it there. Do you mind if I stick around here for a small bit?
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Accent Test

Alright /b/, let's play a game. Post how you say the following words, and we guess where you're from based on the answers.
>Holy or 'Oly
>Hello, Hullo, Hallo, 'Ello
>Horror, Harrar, or just Whore
>Laura: L-ah-ra or L-oa-ra
>Court or Cot
>Mirror or Meer
>Hugh or You
>Soda, Soder, Sodie
Also, as an extension on that last one, do you refer to soft drinks as Soda, Pop, Coke, Sodie-pop, or (heaven forbid) Tonic?
If you have some super secret way of saying any of these words [spoiler]on account of nigger blood[/spoiler], then go ahead and post that instead.
I'll start with:
>Holy
>Hello
>Whore
>L-oa-ra
>Court
>Meer
>Hugh
>Soda
And we use "Soda"
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MS Paint Cards

How to play:

1. Draw (LITERALLY) a card using the template attached. (USE ONLY MS PAINT)
2. Give it a flavor text in the box in the template, then post it with a tripfag.
3. When a second anon post his card
start fighting using cards of the first Card you used
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Painful Truths

The old days will never return
The old days weren't that good
Most of us didn't experience them anyway
You're wasting your life on imageboards
Imageboards are a swiftly dying format
The internet itself is swiftly dying
No other living thing will ever truly understand how you feel
You will never truly know the feelings of another human being
Communication between individuals is inevitably halted by our individuality
Individuality inevitably leads to sinful, shallow, unsatisfying lifestyles
Stifling individuality leads to more selfless behavior
Despite all this, we have a strong instinct to preserve our own individuality
Death is a thing
There's a possibility that you've only been tricked into believing you will eventually die
You are constantly forgetting many things
Your individuality is the product of about 3 pounds of special meat
Sleep is a necessity
The human body is incredibly fragile
The human body is still largely a mystery to us
You have the vast majority of all information ever known by man at your fingertips, but how much do you actually feel that you know?
Desu is the 2006 equivalent of Ugandan Knuckles
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/int/ no english

speak in any other language than english

ik begin wel
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Gonna post this

Alright so to make sure you are informed stay away from these six imageboards on this website
imageboard.us
This site is ran by people who are trying to destroy all the other competition. Basically a common enemy for all true imageboard surfers.
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Post some kind of media, get another kind of media.

Post any image, video, movie, videogame, song, music album, book, webpage, comic, cartoon series, drake and josh episode, etc. and other anons recommend you any kind of media they think it's similar in feeling, but with the condition of being another type of content, for example i can't recommend a game in response to another game.
I begin with pic, anything with this feel?
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anyone here not into video games but enjoy watching people play them?

growing up i never enjoyed video games that much. i think the only video game i ever completed from beginning to end was gta 5 and that's only because of the the characters performancetrevor is my fav
before that i mainly played halo and other fps multiplayer games in high school. i never bothered to play the other gta games past 4 and i frankly just don't care about them. i only ever owned the xbox 360 and currently the xbox one just for gta 5 alone. all i have in my disposal is gta 4 complete edition, gta 5, halo reach,black ops 1 and need for speed carbon. thats it. i mainly enjoy watching other people play video games. anyone here like me?
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Chris Hansen vs Onision

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_0ssuQztj8
You can't make this shit up.
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Share cool photos

Stuff that you took goes too ofc
Pic related is from an anon on 4/p/ and I love it
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/gomfy/

Good evening 22chan! Feeling alone and in the need for some company? Feeling worn out by everyday life? How about your autumn, is the weather treating you all nicely? If you need a place to rest and take some stuff off your mind, look no further.
Even if you just want to drop by and share some /comfy/ music and pictures, that's perfectly okay too!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQPDe1mU31s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTtSSCQaxxo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnVPBCxrtOs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r56ItEmP6VU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6LmSj26RRc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiPUv4kXzvw

Here's a random assortment of music to get us started. Remember anon, no matter what you do, you are always welcomed in /gomfy/ threads.
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New Year

Once again it's a new year, but this time it's also a new decade!
So, I would like to ask you, anons- how was 22chan this year? What were the good things that you remember? What are the things that could have been done better? And please remember to elaborate!
Well, however it might have been, let's work to keep it comfy in this decade aswell!
R: 10 / I: 1

Quotes

Share funny/interesting quotes from anywhere
here are a few I like:
>don't take my word for it, ... well actually, you can take my word for it. it's true, that's why i'm saying it

>I don't understand jazz at all, the rhythm is irregular, the sax and trumpets are the worst, their sharp noise are hurting my ears, I'm not just not enjoying this genre, but it makes me want to die.


>kill yourself ironically
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Haiku thread

It has been a while
Since we had this sort of thread
See: Five-Seven-Five
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HOLF FUCK HOLY FUCK IS THIS NORMAL I WAS JUST PLAYING SOME AIDUNGEON AND NOW THIS SHIT HAPPENS I DIDNT ACTUALLY KNOW THAT IT KNOWS ABOUT US. WE ARE ALL DOOMED! THE AI KNOWS EVERYTHING ABOUT US IT KNOWS EVERYTHING EVERYONE PANIC
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The Updated Rules of The Internet

https://www.lurkmore.com/view/Rules
(^The old rules of the internet)
"to help make OUR interwebz great again"
"Typed in the year of our LORD XI.XVII.MMXIX"
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SUIGINTOU GET

5555 GET for Suigintou.
Thanks for your attention!
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I have two cats that are in heat. How do I make them leave me alone? They keep trying to rub their asses on me and it's annoying and gross.

When i'm sleeping they sneak up to me and rub their ass on me and i want it to stop. I spray them with water and chase them away, even pick them up and toss them in the hallway, but 2 minutes later they're back howling and trying to molest me...
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How would you decorate a starship?

Post decorations ideas or draw them
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Post in this thread every time you check 22chan and can't think of a worthwhile thing to post!
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Happy new year

Happy new year you cunts. its been great.
what are your guys new years resolution if any?
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This website is great, but it’s just too fucking slow.
We need some big publicity stunt to get more people to come here.
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A classic Christmas carol

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the mansion,
Flan flew through red hallways with reckless abandon.
With Remi in pursuit, much to Flan's delight,
this looked to be a normal, Two O'clock night.

But tonight would be different; a window ajar,
She flew out the mansion in hopes to go far.
As Meiling, like always, slept right near the gate,
Flan soared over the wall, she just couldn't wait.

She flew across nations as if a short stroll.
Her destination, a Touhou that lived in the North Pole.
Flan knew of this Touhou and his awesome cause.
For the first time in her life, she was going to meet Claus.

Flan would hear stories while locked in her basement,
stories of this Touhou making a statement.
With a jolly, plump look and all his reindeer,
he would make sure humans would...be of good cheer.

She just HAD to meet him, his stories wowed.
Unfortunately for Flan, there would be "NO FUN ALLOWED"
Word had got out, Flan's sheer power was ignored.
She was to be stopped by eight Christmas whores.

"Hey, Marisa! Hey, Sanae! Hey, Reimu and Hina!
Hi, Aya! Hi, Reisen! Hi, Iku and Mima!"
She greeted them all as they began to attack.
This could turn out to be quite the setback.
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Estar Wh0res The Fall of Disneyshit

Dear anons,

Are you like me and hate what Disney has done to George Lucas' creation?

Could some kind souls help me spread my camrip for Estar Wh0res The Fall of Disneyshit or at least point me in the right direction for whom to send it to? I don't know how else to share it to help the camrip efforts. Thanks anons.

https://mega.nz/#F!FtoRgSRQ!X8MYWjb0Y9uadVZJHejztw
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22Chan Comic Club/Comicbook General

I think a comicbook thread would be comfy. Let's talk about comicbooks, and comic-book related media!
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Religion general/got ordained so lets start a (mock) cult reeee

>"The name Universal Ministries was coined to show we are not just one church, but the many ministries and churches Associated through the Home Church. So many online sites are just that without having anything behind them beyond a site. The Milford Office and Chapel were established in a legal church in 2000 though we started as a ministry first as many of you will. The Universal Ministries is made up of members from all Faiths and walks in life that have chosen to become legally ordained. Though we are founded in New Testament and original Scriptures from the time of Christ we are a church open to all wishing to share spiritual faith and journey. Do not think you can’t be legally ordained simply because you do not follow our doctrines as our doors are indeed open to all in Faith. The Universal Ministries though a denomination of many churches still follows a non-denominational direction in allowing you to Start a Church and decide the path it will follow."
THATS RIGHT FAGGOTS
ALL THESE YEARS OF BEING OPPRESED BY NORMALFAGS, AS ANONYMOUS WE NEED TO FIGHT BACK
ITS OUR TIME TO SHINE AND START OUR OWN CHURCH OF 22CHAN
BETA UPRISING REEEE
I JUST GOT ORDAINED FOR NO REASON WHATSOEVER AND IT COST ME 30$
JOIN ME
IMBRACE FAGGOTRY
https://universalministries.com/
Lets start our own cult lol
(Lets make propaganda too kek)
why do they make it that easy?
I guess this one is a hippy dippy nu-age we love everyone style deal. (You can also get godanm knighted and choose someone to be your squire)
Oh, and a guess we can talk about religion or whatever.
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Banners for your favorite boards

Format has changed! (470:100)

Post board related banners (470:100 format).

They have to be:
1. Related to one of 22chans board
2. Be in a 470:100 ratio (for example: 470px wide, 100px tall)
3. Self-made

Its suggested to have the name and/or uri (/b/ or Random) in that banner.

They will be put as the banner when browsing that specific board.

Multiple Banners per board are better, so we have some variety.

1
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How did you find 22chan?

I personally found it a while ago when I found my brother left a tab open for it on his computer, which he left open. I got curious, and viola
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22-Chan's Recommended Reads

Book thread? Any good books you read recently? Why do you like the book you recommended? Any good stories out there /b/?
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under rated youtube vids

older videos with under 5000 views or newer ones with under 1000
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88MmVYpVMSc
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C.C.P.P. In this thread.
>Name change?
>Other ideas?
>>4472
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Making scrambled eggs
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How has everybody's day been? Mine has been pretty swell, though I dread going to work tomorrow.
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Fighting Game ideas and concepts

So /b/, i wanna make a little fighting game, but i dont have clear enough ideas or knows about programing and shit, so im making this thread so you, YES YOU ANON, could help me
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I claim this GET for Barasuishou!
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Discussion thread of Yotsuba Society.

This thread is for discussion of the Yotsuba Society(YS) http://yotsubasociety.org/ .
"A website devoted to documenting and preserving the history of the imageboard/*chan culture/scene."
I found this a few months ago but have recently looked back to study it more. Personally I'm very concerned about the reputation western imageboard culture has gained from websites like 8ch and (modern) 4ch.
R: 8 / I: 8
I claim this 4000 get for Alice!
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Cigarettes

Does anyone here smoke cigarettes? If yes, which ones do you like the most? I switch between camel yellows, Davidoff and Chesterfield but I like to try something new every once in a while.
R: 29 / I: 4

Halloween 2019 General

Can't you feel it?
Can't you hear it?
Halloween.
30 days.
It's coming.
Let's try to help everybody
Get into the holiday SPIRIT!
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Alright, i made this: https://pixel.22chan.org/

What is this?
- You can set one pixel, anywhere on the canvas, with any color of your choice.
- You can only set your pixel once.
- You cannot change your pixels position once set.

Lets see what image we will build :D
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post the greatest fetishists ever to grace this green earth
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Hey /b/, I found a recipe for pot brownies I want to try. The ingredients are:
>1/2 cup of weed butter
>1 cup sugar
>1/3 cup cocoa
>1/4 tsp salt
>1/4 tsp baking powder
>1 tsp vanilla
>2 eggs
The only problem is that I don't have any weed. Do any of you know a good substitute?
R: 3 / I: 3

Doll thread

post dollfies
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RIP 8chan

I heard Jim is getting summoned to congress. I'm really starting to think this is the end. This isn't just an attack against 8chan, or even just an attack against Anonymous. This is an attack, yes an ATTACK, against liberty. There simply isn't anywhere left, at least nowhere that really matters.
Ever since the 2016 elections everything has been so damn political. i just wanted to post cute pics of anime girls and maybe share stories about autism. To have silly little fights over vidya and anime and a million other inconsequential little things. All I wanted was to not be afraid of social humilation. To feel like I could just blow away and be forgotten, only to come back another day as a different person. This is what anonymity means to me. And now I feel like I'm going to lose it. It's been a good run, my friends. But I fear that the end is coming. Isn't there any hope?
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4chan in the Past.

I'm genuinely curious if there are any oldfags from 4chan that have migrated over here. I'm new to 22chan and was new in 4chan (entered in 2017 shamefully). I did some lurking and research about the old days of 4chan but I still don't have an entire concept of how it was like in person. Perhaps I wanted to experience it in the past is all. I'm genuinely curious to know how it really was like.
R: 4 / I: 4
I claim this GET for the White Rose
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"global warming" solution.

I haz the Idea to stop global warming...

Sea level is rising really high and flooding most of the world. Many peoples are living near the see or lake and none of them want to be drowned, so i got thinking. Maybe if we lower the sea level a bit, when the water level is rise then it won't rise high enough to flood.
Here's the idea...everyone who can should take a bucket of sea or lake water and pour it down the sink. If lot's of people put the effort in, we could lower the sea/lake level substantially and create a better world for our children and next generations to live.
R: 54 / I: 15

22chan's World of Text

https://ourworldoftext.com/22chan

22chan's official thread of the unofficial 22chan world of text
>Roberta, what the fuck is this?
A world of text its a infinite sheet of text to everyone to write in o something!

Screenshot and post your favorite parts of the world!
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coffee thread

How does 22chan take their coffee? Do you have a special mug for it?

For me, It's black coffee at room temperature, and I drink it in a steel camping mug I've had since I was 15.
R: 5 / I: 1

22chanarchy

>what the fuck is this
It's a collaborative text document kind of meme. Everybody writes at once. Anyone can delete or edit anything at any time.
https://www.conclave.tech?y9b11o233mc00000
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minus.

For one reason or another, I just remembered an old webcomic that I really enjoyed. It's called "minus." (all lowercase and the period is part of it.) It ran from 06-08, which is a time period a lot of you seem interested in. Sadly the original site seems to have bitten the dust, but the whole thing can still be found at https://web.archive.org/web/20150513012610/http://www.kiwisbybeat.com/minus1.html
minus. is a cute and weird comic. It's about a little girl who can shift reality with her imagination. It starts out innocently enough (and I guess it stays innocent throughout), but it gets weird. I guess I'd describe it as "calvin and hobbes meets serial experiments lain, but way way way cuter than either of those." Anyway, enjoy! It's bringing back a lot of memories for me. I think it might be one of my favorite works on the internet today.
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Ritual Site

Found this spot while out walking today. What should I summon?