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 No.1039

This thread has a rule:
Only haikus are allowed.
Let's see what happens.

 No.1040[D]

For those who don't know:
Five-Seven-Five syllables.
That is a haiku.

It is quite simple.
If you do not get it still,
You are a retard.

 No.1041[D]

Niniba is cute,
She is our one green-haired queen.
May she always stand!

 No.1042[D]

Tomoko is cute
Her armpits, I wanna smell
Sniff Sniff Hngggg Oh Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 No.1043[D]

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>>1039
You disgust me, sir.
Take your degeneracy,
And go far away.

 No.1044[D]

Why did he post this?
Does anon think he is smart?
This thread fucking sucks.

 No.1046[D]

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>>1043
Tomoko is great.
I bet you like Komori.
You are a big fag.

 No.1047[D]

>>1044
If haters must hate,
Then I shall always ignore.
Plus I love haikus.

This board is empty.
I saw it was in this state,
And so I sorrowed.

My heart had pity.
This whole site needs something new.
So I try to help.

 No.1048[D]

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I am out of food.
With nothing to eat today.
What the fuck to do?

 No.1049[D]

Hey hey hey, it's me!
Your old friend, Movie Sonic.
Now, just LET ME IN

 No.1050[D]


 No.1051[D]

>>1049
Doors are closed for you.
Movie sonic,stay away.
Please do not come back.

 No.1052[D]

>>1051
Come on, its me sonic
We go way back remember?
Green Hill Zone? no?

please just let in,
lets play sonic mania
come on, buddy, just, please?

 No.1053[D]

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>>1052
Blow it out your ass.
I will mess you up right now.
I got balls of steel.

 No.1055[D]

>>1039
Electricity
Artificiality
Similarity

 No.1056[D]

I
don't
get
haikus
[s]because im a pleboid
[/s]

 No.1059[D]

>>1039
USA here believe it.

On this the magic of her.
Creator of my life.

Why haven't you to?

 No.1060[D]

>>1059
Steve was a robot,
Who tried to write a haiku.
Inspiring, yet failed.

 No.1132[D]

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>>1039
Tomoko posters.
Purge is inevitable,
Get out of my board.

REEEEEEE

 No.1133[D]

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>>1132
I am here to stay!
And i have something to say,
I bet you are gay!

I may be obsessed,
But this love must be expressed!
Your post is a test:

A test to my love,
Tomoko-the one above.
She is a pure dove!

Black hair and green eyes,
With white hands reaching for skies.
Hear out some,advice:

Dare not insult her,
You filthy, green amateur!
Your post is a blur.

You try to be smart,
But you just sound like a fart.
Your life must be hard.

Back off, ugly face,
and quickly leave this fine place.
You have lost the race.

Yes, she is the best!
I shall disregard your jest.
See, you are distressed.

nya~

 No.1134[D]

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>>1133
mfw I see
a rare 8-stanza haiku
That even has rhymes!

 No.1145[D]

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>>1133
gotta admit that this is good anon

>You have lost the race.

>Yes, she is the best!
but it still doesn't cover the object so fuck off anyway

 No.1146[D]

>>1145
Faggot broke the rules,
Only haiku are allowed.
Niggerfaggot bitch.

 No.1147[D]

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>>1050
>>1056
>>1134

>>1146
>ignores other posts
>"oy vey niggerfaggot bitch faggot ya broke da rulez"
>doesn't react to the reply
ur cute

 No.1180[D]

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>>1147
(((Who))) could be behind,
"From Doc. Goldberg", it's signed,
You must think I'm blind.

Oh, at your corner,
I can see your menorah,
And a scroll- Torah.

"Oy vey, you dumb goy",
You think me as a small boy,
You offer me soy.

Leave now, jewish shill
Go drink a cyanide pill,
Write a final will.

Tomoko is pure,
Zyklon B will be your cure,
About that, I'm sure.

Unoriginal,
Your insults are typical,
Mine are biblical.

Also, >>1134 is a haiku you dumb fuck
My(1) face(1) when(1) I(1) see(1) =5
A(1) rare(1) eight(1)-stanza(2) haiku(2)=7
That(1) even(2) has(1) rhymes(1)=5

Kill yourself you uncreative nigger or simply fuck off. Tomoko is here to stay.
Nice to see that only content you bring is reposts from 4chinz.
nya~

 No.1252[D]

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Autumn ends;
frog settles down
into the earth

 No.1307[D]

Lol



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