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This thread has a rule:
Only haikus are allowed.
Let's see what happens.


For those who don't know:
Five-Seven-Five syllables.
That is a haiku.

It is quite simple.
If you do not get it still,
You are a retard.


Niniba is cute,
She is our one green-haired queen.
May she always stand!


Tomoko is cute
Her armpits, I wanna smell
Sniff Sniff Hngggg Oh Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


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You disgust me, sir.
Take your degeneracy,
And go far away.


Why did he post this?
Does anon think he is smart?
This thread fucking sucks.


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Tomoko is great.
I bet you like Komori.
You are a big fag.


If haters must hate,
Then I shall always ignore.
Plus I love haikus.

This board is empty.
I saw it was in this state,
And so I sorrowed.

My heart had pity.
This whole site needs something new.
So I try to help.


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I am out of food.
With nothing to eat today.
What the fuck to do?


Hey hey hey, it's me!
Your old friend, Movie Sonic.
Now, just LET ME IN



Doors are closed for you.
Movie sonic,stay away.
Please do not come back.


Come on, its me sonic
We go way back remember?
Green Hill Zone? no?

please just let in,
lets play sonic mania
come on, buddy, just, please?


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Blow it out your ass.
I will mess you up right now.
I got balls of steel.




[s]because im a pleboid


USA here believe it.

On this the magic of her.
Creator of my life.

Why haven't you to?


Steve was a robot,
Who tried to write a haiku.
Inspiring, yet failed.


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Tomoko posters.
Purge is inevitable,
Get out of my board.



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I am here to stay!
And i have something to say,
I bet you are gay!

I may be obsessed,
But this love must be expressed!
Your post is a test:

A test to my love,
Tomoko-the one above.
She is a pure dove!

Black hair and green eyes,
With white hands reaching for skies.
Hear out some,advice:

Dare not insult her,
You filthy, green amateur!
Your post is a blur.

You try to be smart,
But you just sound like a fart.
Your life must be hard.

Back off, ugly face,
and quickly leave this fine place.
You have lost the race.

Yes, she is the best!
I shall disregard your jest.
See, you are distressed.



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mfw I see
a rare 8-stanza haiku
That even has rhymes!


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gotta admit that this is good anon

>You have lost the race.

>Yes, she is the best!
but it still doesn't cover the object so fuck off anyway


Faggot broke the rules,
Only haiku are allowed.
Niggerfaggot bitch.


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>ignores other posts
>"oy vey niggerfaggot bitch faggot ya broke da rulez"
>doesn't react to the reply
ur cute


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(((Who))) could be behind,
"From Doc. Goldberg", it's signed,
You must think I'm blind.

Oh, at your corner,
I can see your menorah,
And a scroll- Torah.

"Oy vey, you dumb goy",
You think me as a small boy,
You offer me soy.

Leave now, jewish shill
Go drink a cyanide pill,
Write a final will.

Tomoko is pure,
Zyklon B will be your cure,
About that, I'm sure.

Your insults are typical,
Mine are biblical.

Also, >>1134 is a haiku you dumb fuck
My(1) face(1) when(1) I(1) see(1) =5
A(1) rare(1) eight(1)-stanza(2) haiku(2)=7
That(1) even(2) has(1) rhymes(1)=5

Kill yourself you uncreative nigger or simply fuck off. Tomoko is here to stay.
Nice to see that only content you bring is reposts from 4chinz.


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Autumn ends;
frog settles down
into the earth



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