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>be me, back in my high school days
>some rando jock loves to pick on me because I'm an easy target that just sits there and takes it
>one day he's really piling on the insults
>desperately struggling for a comeback
>one bursts through my brain and out past my lips before I can even think
>"If you don't stop being such a dick, I'm going to have to beat you."
>mfw I shouted a masturbation joke at the top of my lungs in the middle of a crowded hallway
>mfw he thought it was comedy gold and started bullying me even harder in an attempt to get another reaction like that
>mfw I become the school's autism cow that everybody tried to milk for easy lulz
Please post your failed autistic comeback stories to make me feel better.

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