*looks on his watches and then on five years old magazines about home decorating*
*gets a boner for no visible reason and tries to discreetly hide it by shifting my legs, but only makes it more obvious with my fidgeting*
>shithead kid runs up to me and does fortnite dance
>roastie mom yells
"Connor! Come here you rotten shit!"
"these zoomers are getting out of control, right ma'am?"