Anonymous 10/06/19 (Sun) 10:51:17 No. 4067 [ D]
You looked at me with fascination. To you, I didn't look like God. I just looked like some man. Or possibly a woman. Some vague authority figure, maybe. More of a grammar school teacher than the almighty.
"Don't worry," I said. "They'll be fine. Your kids will remember you as perfect in every way. They didn't have time to grow your contempt for you. Your wife will cry on the outside, but will be secretly relieved. To be fair, your marriage was falling apart. If it's any consolation, she'll feel very guilty for feeling relieved." "Oh," you said. "So what happens now? Do i go to heaven or hell or something?" "Neither," I said. "You'll be reincarnated." "Ah," you said. "So the Hindus were right." "All religions are right in their own way," I said. "Walk with me." You followed along as we strode through the void. "Where are we going?" "Nowhere in particular," I said. "It's just nice to walk while we talk." "So what's the point, then?" You asked. "When i get reborn, I'll just be a blank slate, right? A baby. So all my experiences and everything I did in this life won't matter." "Not so!" I said. "You have within you all the knowledge and experiences of all your past lives. You just don't remember them right now." I stoppped walking and took you by the shoulders. "Your soul is more magnificent, beautiful, and gigantic than you can possibly imagine. A human mind can only contain a tiny fraction of what you are. It's like sticking your finger in a glass of water to see if it's hot or cold. You put i tiny part of yourself into the vessel, and when you bring it back out, you've gained all the experience it had."
Anonymous 10/06/19 (Sun) 10:51:54 No. 4068 [ D]
"You've been in a human for the last 48 years, so you haven't streched out yet and felt the resist of your immense consciousness. If we hung out here for long enough, you'd start remembering everything. But there's no point to doing that between each life."
"How many times have I been reincarnated, then?" "Oh lots. Lots and lots. And in to lots of different lives." I said. "This time around, you'll be a Chinese peasant girl in 540 AD." "Wait, what?" You stammered. "You're sending me back in time?" "Well, I guess technically. Time, as you know it, only exist in your universe. Things are different were I come from." "Where you come from?" You said. "Oh sure," I explained. "I come from somewhere. Somewhere else. And there are others like me. I know you'll want to know what it's like there, but honestly you wouldn't understand." "Oh," you said, a lttle letdown. "But wait. If i get reincarnated to other places in time, I could have interacted with myself at some point." "Sure. Happens all the time. And with both lives only aware of their own lifespan you don't even know it's happening." "So what's the point of it all?" "Seriously?" I asked. "Seriously? You're aking me for the meaning of life? Isn't that a little stereotypical?" "Well, it's a reasonable question," you persisted. I looked you in the eye. "The meaning of life, the reason I made this whole universe, is for you to mature."
Anonymous 10/06/19 (Sun) 10:52:24 No. 4069 [ D]
"You mean mankind? You want us to mature?"
"No, just you. I made this whole universe for you. With each new life you grow and mature and become a larger and greater intllect." "Just me? What about everyone else?" "There is no one else," I said. "In this universe, there's just you and me." You stared blankly at me. "But all the people in earth..." "All you. Different incarnations of you." "Wait. I'm everyone!?" "Now you're getting it," I said with congratulatory slap on the back. " I'm every human being who ever lived?" "Or who will ever live, yes." "I'm Abraham Lincoln?" "And you're John Wilkes Booth, too." I added. "I'm Hitler?" You said appaled. "And you're the millions he killed." "I'm Jesus?" "And you're everyone who followed him." You fell silent.
Anonymous 10/06/19 (Sun) 10:52:46 No. 4070 [ D]
"Every time you victimized someone," I said, "you were victimizing yourself. Every act of kindness you've done, you've done to yourself. Every happy and sad moment ever experience by any human was, or will be, experienced by you."
You thought for a long time. "Why?" You asked me. "Why do all this?" "Because someday, you will become like me. Because that's what you are. You're one of my kind. You're my child." "Whoa," you said incredulous. "You mean I'm a God?" "No. Not yet. You're a fetus. You're still growing. Once you've lived every human life throughout all time, you will have grown enough to be born." "So, the whole universe," you said, "it's just..." "An egg." I answered. "Now it's time for you to move on to your next life." And i sent you on your way. -The End
Anonymous 10/06/19 (Sun) 12:07:54 No. 4071 [ D]
I remember seeing all of this on a video before.
Anonymous 10/06/19 (Sun) 14:41:46 No. 4074 [ D]
I remember reading this somewhere, too. It's pretty neat.
Anonymous 10/06/19 (Sun) 18:36:23 No. 4078 [ D]
In case nobody knows, this is an old copypasta/creepypasta.
Mrcreepypasta read this on his channel years ago
Anonymous 10/06/19 (Sun) 19:09:18 No. 4092 [ D]
Are you andy weir? Because andy weir made the story newfag.
Anonymous 10/07/19 (Mon) 08:01:20 No. 4126 [ D]
Retarded OP here...
I want to apologize for being yesterday dumbfuck to all anons. I was drunken dragon at that time and my comments was childish. I'm sorry for that.
Anonymous 10/07/19 (Mon) 08:04:58 No. 4127 [ D]
I dont give a fuck, shut up
Anonymous 10/07/19 (Mon) 08:05:34 No. 4128 [ D]
>>4066 >I have read the rules and also agree to everything written in our Legal Section.
Fuck you twoot the twat
Anonymous 10/07/19 (Mon) 15:25:14 No. 4133 [ D]
Some Anon was searching for fucked up porn sites on /b/. He got an usual response from other /b/tards on different pedo chans. Than I'm in that discussion with my very low quality bait for normies...
And taen out of fucking nowhere comes one anon who is some sort of normalfag, despite everything other degenerate shit (trans, lesbo, fags, etc) he is somehow stumbled upon a pedo shit, which will be legal one day (5-10 years), and imagine this anons and femanons... than he'll not be so grossed out on that shit because his politicians said so. fucking retarded brainwashed summerfag who can't think for himself at all.
Nope, I'm Andrew, but that's not my last name. Only newfags are calling newfags newfags newfag.
Anonymous 10/07/19 (Mon) 15:27:51 No. 4134 [ D]
Goddamn, i hate my grammar spelling errors.
Anonymous 10/07/19 (Mon) 15:35:22 No. 4135 [ D]
What are you even talking about? Where is conversation coming from?
Anonymous 10/07/19 (Mon) 15:38:08 No. 4136 [ D]
Do you have proof that you are the original creator?
If you are, why repost here? Why not use your talent to make a new story?
Anonymous 10/07/19 (Mon) 15:38:52 No. 4137 [ D]
Oh... that thread was from 4chon, here is the link.
Anonymous 10/08/19 (Tue) 23:20:16 No. 4145 [ D]
Love ya all, I'm very nice with muh skills for the real... and noone needs to believe me.... idgaf...
Anonymous 10/08/19 (Tue) 23:35:53 No. 4147 [ D]
>>4145 >he's drunk again
For pete's sake, stop forcing us to put up with this shit. Get some help or something.
Anonymous 10/08/19 (Tue) 23:42:14 No. 4148 [ D]
Shhhhh, i'm sorry, but how did you recognize that? Peee,pee ??
Anonymous 10/08/19 (Tue) 23:50:41 No. 4150 [ D]
I've finally seen all of this and previous world... It's not good, it is brilliant without a doubt.
lcg 10/08/19 (Tue) 23:51:23 No. 4151 [ D]
Don't start this shit again
Anonymous 10/09/19 (Wed) 00:02:14 No. 4152 [ D]
No way anon, 'm good ..... and i'll just observe if you don't mind, but if you dou.... fffffffuuuuuuu. Nah, I'm good and I'm not in that levewl of ffffffuuuuuu-
Anonymous 10/09/19 (Wed) 00:05:18 No. 4153 [ D]
HaHa hahaha, does anyone want to read something interesting??? LOLOL...
Anonymous 10/09/19 (Wed) 00:15:04 No. 4154 [ D]
Alright, i'm not gonna post anything beacause I'm on nthe drubken level again, that's fair enough from me... Don't go to4 /diy/, cause i'll troll the shit right out of every anons... BORED!!!
Anonymous 10/09/19 (Wed) 00:43:41 No. 4155 [ D]
>>4148 >how did you recognize that
come back when you're sober, and you'll see.
Anonymous 10/18/19 (Fri) 18:40:03 No. 4221 [ D]
I was sitting alone at the time where you can't find living soul.One old man approached to my loneliness when I was in the middle of my empty city, and he told to me; "I have son of your age, he has finished in the front page of black transparent and everyone was so discuses by his acts that he done."
"What has he done?" "Nothing in particular, but he was only in the wrong time and place". "Come on ol man sit by my side, take this drink, let's cheers for all of those who can't be with us and tel me your story, if you don't mind." "Alright, my son was very young and dare I say very wild for his age(22). He has some wrong crew when he was riding with them... Fuck... I will write again, sorry to other anons, but I have lost my inspiration, expect PART II. Also someone of you could contribute something ITT.
Anonymous 10/22/19 (Tue) 18:22:10 No. 4256 [ D] >>4255
there's nowhere near the amount of people on discord relative to the site
you fucking baka
Anonymous 10/22/19 (Tue) 18:41:47 No. 4258 [ D]
Is mr drunk dragon drunk again?
If so, please stop man, we forgave/forgot about you. Please move on.
Anonymous 10/22/19 (Tue) 19:44:05 No. 4270 [ D]
If that is one thing what is important on this imageboard, than yes... I'm not drunk at all, but I'm psychopath with disturbing thoughts and none of you would be able to understand what the actual fuck am I talking about (no offense to anyone of course).
I would like to add something and this is not a fucking joke. Disc shit is killing every anonymous imageboard without a doubt, This place is perfect, but disc shit is ruining every imageboard because everything is separated from discussions on imageboards. [spoiler]didn't you saw that before muh bruh?[/spoiler]
Anonymous 10/22/19 (Tue) 19:50:05 No. 4271 [ D]
I agree with you, but
>"I'm not drunk at all, but I'm psychopath with disturbing thoughts and none of you would be able to understand what the actual fuck am I talking about" You don't need to be edgy. You won't get any friends here by doing that. Start a thread on /yu/ to talk about your emotions to talk about how you feel. I agree about discord being unhealthy for 22chan, but exploding here is the wrong way to do things.
Anonymous 10/22/19 (Tue) 20:32:43 No. 4272 [ D]
Am not trying to be edgyfaggo (never tried), that's who I am.
No one of us will make friendship from this imageboard IRL and that's the actual fact whether you like it or not. However...this is the best place from all internet, but discord is ruining our home. Everyone (I can't say that for every user) you are hanging out on disc shit while the real anonymous imageboard is empty with discussion from every anon. What the fuck for??? I don't get that. Is this place created to be destroyed or what?
Anonymous 10/22/19 (Tue) 21:11:02 No. 4273 [ D]
As a matter of fact, I didn't expect that.
Why are you all acting in that unusual matter of fact? Lol Fuck discord.
Anonymous 10/22/19 (Tue) 21:26:32 No. 4274 [ D]
>As a matter of fact, I didn't expect that. Why are you all acting in that unusual matter of fact? What are you talking about?
Anonymous 10/22/19 (Tue) 21:48:00 No. 4275 [ D]
>What are you talking about? I'm talking about our home (online) without a the spreaded cancer at all. I didn't expect that every one of 22anons would hide behind discord faggotry. [spoiler]LAME BRUH[/spoiler]
Anonymous 10/22/19 (Tue) 22:15:36 No. 4276 [ D]
twoot build nice livechat NAO
down with discord
lcg 10/22/19 (Tue) 22:21:14 No. 4278 [ D]
twoot's working on some new stuff and hopefully a good livechan section will also be a part of it
Anonymous 10/22/19 (Tue) 22:27:03 No. 4279 [ D]
Thanks for the news, that sounds great!
Anonymous 10/22/19 (Tue) 22:52:26 No. 4282 [ D]
Drunkdragon always does this for some reason
Anonymous 10/22/19 (Tue) 23:20:33 No. 4283 [ D]
Imagune to be unimaginable imaganitaion, in other words.... absolutely nothing like a wind.
what the fuck do I really have to say? If this imageboard whic is supposed to be awesome, than this place doesn't have to have disc shit. Disc is killing everything.
Anonymous 10/22/19 (Tue) 23:31:26 No. 4284 [ D]
One day... I'll write something to all of you. Everyone would and should laugh at me (idgaf) but... I'll tell everyone how are they manipulated into everyshit without conclusion or thoughts of being manipulated into manipulation. Sorry fags, I'm not that poisonous, but I'm manipulative son ofeverybitch
educated by the street life. Sadly
Anonymous 10/22/19 (Tue) 23:35:14 No. 4285 [ D]
Might as well do it now.
Everybody laugh at you because
You keep acting out.
Although, i'm not a fan of discord,
Useing it as a scapegoat is not an excuse to act abnormally.
Anonymous 10/23/19 (Wed) 00:17:28 No. 4286 [ D]
>>4285 >Everybody laugh at you
of course, everybody is laughin at me
big deal or what so ever.
Anonymous 10/24/19 (Thu) 14:11:46 No. 4292 [ D]
>>4066 >Your own creative things
<Posts entire scripter of Kurzgesagt's video
Anonymous 10/24/19 (Thu) 20:54:17 No. 4293 [ D]
How about the second story?
I personally think that he plagurized the second story, but i lack the time to look.
Anonymous 12/01/19 (Sun) 04:12:17 No. 4959 [ D]
Who are you?
Anonymous 12/01/19 (Sun) 04:24:31 No. 4965 [ D]
Isn't what brillant?
Anonymous 12/01/19 (Sun) 04:28:20 No. 4966 [ D]
Anonymous 12/01/19 (Sun) 04:35:37 No. 4969 [ D]
Well, how did you find this place?
How old are you?
Did you read the rules?
Go to these links, and read everything
https://github.com/bibanon/bibanon/wiki https://www.lurkmore.com/view/Main_page http://yotsubasociety.org/
Before you make a single post, read all the threads here and lurk.
Hey Retard, you made a highly low quality post, in the wrong thread and i am very paranoid.
(Remember that this place is not 4chan. We have a diffrent culture.)
And for the love of god, dont shill this place, and dont make adds for this place. Dont treat this site like reddit or somthing, this is an imageboard.
Anonymous 12/01/19 (Sun) 04:43:36 No. 4973 [ D]
What do you mean, no?
For the love of christ read those godamn links, you'll be cultured, and will learn how to be a proper anon. Also, call that guy on cytube a retard.
Anonymous 12/01/19 (Sun) 04:46:51 No. 4974 [ D]
Please read the site rules, and there is a thread on /b/ called "the rules of the internet" take those rules at heart.
Read all existing threads, and maybe you wont get banned Im trying to help you anon
Anonymous 12/01/19 (Sun) 04:55:51 No. 4975 [ D]
THEN, AFTER READING EVERYTHING, learning the proper etiquette, you can post. Mods are friendly, just dont spook them like that. We had a bad time with newfags like "trumpitcarp" and "drunk dragon" say that your a newfag, and you are curious about them, and everybody will tell you.
Bonus educational crap :
Look up "mr metokur" on youtube
And watch these channels :
https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCLAMAYmK-PwJK1NsAUF3Wcg https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCLAMAYmK-PwJK1NsAUF3Wcg https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Main_Page
Newfag, i really hope you read this post.
Anonymous 12/01/19 (Sun) 04:58:40 No. 4976 [ D]
Whoops, i posted the same youtube links, this is the second channel you need to check out
Anonymous 12/01/19 (Sun) 05:17:02 No. 4981 [ D] >>4975
Oh I hope the newfag reads/watches these. We don't want anymore issues with them.
I would love to have more regular users here but not if they're going to be fags
Anonymous 12/01/19 (Sun) 05:21:48 No. 4982 [ D]
Yeah, i hope so too.
Heck, that list i just made, i rewatched and read everything on their, and it took me a week. Kinda wish i found this stuff when i was a newfag.
Anonymous 12/01/19 (Sun) 05:22:48 No. 4983 [ D]
I know some of it already but its not like i have a phd in it
Ill try not to be any trouble
Anonymous 12/01/19 (Sun) 05:35:00 No. 4985 [ D]
Cool, as long as you take this stuff to heart, and think "yeah, i dont want to cause trouble." Everything will be fine
Anyway, the tldr of the trumpit carp war is that Two 15 year old newfags found 22chan, one hated it and made an alt gang to irratate people, and spammed up 22chan daily. (Both of them knew eachother, and where in the same band and went to the same school) Alt gang guy got banned fron here The other guy will maybe be back after he is 18. Also fun fact about 22chan, threads last about 5 pages which is 250 posts, so everything you say needs to count. Threads wont just dissipear after a day, not untill you hit the page limit.
Anonymous 12/01/19 (Sun) 05:42:37 No. 4986 [ D]
Sorry for being paranoid, and i hope you will have a comfy time.
Think of all the stuff that made 4chan bad, well that doesn't exist here. Thats what we are trying to do. No pron, Gays, low quality reposts, etc.
Anonymous 12/01/19 (Sun) 05:50:34 No. 4987 [ D]
I guess its the whole "bewear the greeks bearing gifts" situation.we've been getting tricked by newfags so many times, and whenever sombody just pops up like that, we get spooked