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 No.4066[D]

Post your own creative things.

You were on your way home when you died.

It was a car accident. Nothing particularly remarkable, but fatal nonetheless. You left behind a wife and two children. It was a painless death. The EMT's tried their best to save you, but no avail. Your body was so utterly shattered you were better off, trust me.

And that's when you met me.

"What... what happened?" You asked. "Where am I?"

"There was a... a truck and it was skidding..."

"Yup," I said.

"I... U died?"

"Yup. But don't feel bad about it. Everyone dies," I said.

You looked around. There was nothingness. Just you and me. "What is this place?" You asked. "Is this afterlife?"

"More or less," I said.

"Are you god?" You asked.

"Yup" I replied. "I'm God."

"My kids... my wife," you said.

"What about them?"

"Will they be all right?"

"That's what I like to see," I said. "You just died and your main concern is your family. That's good stuff right there."

 No.4067[D]

You looked at me with fascination. To you, I didn't look like God. I just looked like some man. Or possibly a woman. Some vague authority figure, maybe. More of a grammar school teacher than the almighty.

"Don't worry," I said. "They'll be fine. Your kids will remember you as perfect in every way. They didn't have time to grow your contempt for you. Your wife will cry on the outside, but will be secretly relieved. To be fair, your marriage was falling apart. If it's any consolation, she'll feel very guilty for feeling relieved."

"Oh," you said. "So what happens now? Do i go to heaven or hell or something?"

"Neither," I said. "You'll be reincarnated."

"Ah," you said. "So the Hindus were right."

"All religions are right in their own way," I said. "Walk with me."

You followed along as we strode through the void. "Where are we going?"

"Nowhere in particular," I said. "It's just nice to walk while we talk."

"So what's the point, then?" You asked. "When i get reborn, I'll just be a blank slate, right? A baby. So all my experiences and everything I did in this life won't matter."

"Not so!" I said. "You have within you all the knowledge and experiences of all your past lives. You just don't remember them right now."
I stoppped walking and took you by the shoulders. "Your soul is more magnificent, beautiful, and gigantic than you can possibly imagine. A human mind can only contain a tiny fraction of what you are. It's like sticking your finger in a glass of water to see if it's hot or cold. You put i tiny part of yourself into the vessel, and when you bring it back out, you've gained all the experience it had."

 No.4068[D]

"You've been in a human for the last 48 years, so you haven't streched out yet and felt the resist of your immense consciousness. If we hung out here for long enough, you'd start remembering everything. But there's no point to doing that between each life."

"How many times have I been reincarnated, then?"

"Oh lots. Lots and lots. And in to lots of different lives." I said. "This time around, you'll be a Chinese peasant girl in 540 AD."

"Wait, what?" You stammered. "You're sending me back in time?"

"Well, I guess technically. Time, as you know it, only exist in your universe. Things are different were I come from."

"Where you come from?" You said.

"Oh sure," I explained. "I come from somewhere. Somewhere else. And there are others like me. I know you'll want to know what it's like there, but honestly you wouldn't understand."

"Oh," you said, a lttle letdown. "But wait. If i get reincarnated to other places in time, I could have interacted with myself at some point."

"Sure. Happens all the time. And with both lives only aware of their own lifespan you don't even know it's happening."

"So what's the point of it all?"

"Seriously?" I asked. "Seriously? You're aking me for the meaning of life? Isn't that a little stereotypical?"

"Well, it's a reasonable question," you persisted.

I looked you in the eye. "The meaning of life, the reason I made this whole universe, is for you to mature."

 No.4069[D]

"You mean mankind? You want us to mature?"

"No, just you. I made this whole universe for you. With each new life you grow and mature and become a larger and greater intllect."

"Just me? What about everyone else?"

"There is no one else," I said. "In this universe, there's just you and me."

You stared blankly at me. "But all the people in earth..."

"All you. Different incarnations of you."

"Wait. I'm everyone!?"

"Now you're getting it," I said with congratulatory slap on the back.

" I'm every human being who ever lived?"

"Or who will ever live, yes."

"I'm Abraham Lincoln?"

"And you're John Wilkes Booth, too." I added.

"I'm Hitler?" You said appaled.

"And you're the millions he killed."

"I'm Jesus?"

"And you're everyone who followed him."

You fell silent.

 No.4070[D]

"Every time you victimized someone," I said, "you were victimizing yourself. Every act of kindness you've done, you've done to yourself. Every happy and sad moment ever experience by any human was, or will be, experienced by you."

You thought for a long time.

"Why?" You asked me. "Why do all this?"

"Because someday, you will become like me. Because that's what you are. You're one of my kind. You're my child."

"Whoa," you said incredulous. "You mean I'm a God?"

"No. Not yet. You're a fetus. You're still growing. Once you've lived every human life throughout all time, you will have grown enough to be born."

"So, the whole universe," you said, "it's just..."

"An egg." I answered. "Now it's time for you to move on to your next life."

And i sent you on your way.

-The End

 No.4071[D]

I remember seeing all of this on a video before.

 No.4074[D]

>>4071
I remember reading this somewhere, too. It's pretty neat.

 No.4078[D]

In case nobody knows, this is an old copypasta/creepypasta.
Mrcreepypasta read this on his channel years ago

 No.4092[D]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VmWor5DCNv4
Are you andy weir? Because andy weir made the story newfag.

 No.4107[D]

>>4066
>your own creative things

 No.4126[D]

Retarded OP here...
I want to apologize for being yesterday dumbfuck to all anons. I was drunken dragon at that time and my comments was childish. I'm sorry for that.

 No.4127[D]

>>4126
I dont give a fuck, shut up

 No.4128[D]

>>4066
>I have read the rules and also agree to everything written in our Legal Section.
Fuck you twoot the twat

 No.4129[D]

>>4128
?
Elaborate

 No.4133[D]

Some Anon was searching for fucked up porn sites on /b/. He got an usual response from other /b/tards on different pedo chans. Than I'm in that discussion with my very low quality bait for normies...

And taen out of fucking nowhere comes one anon who is some sort of normalfag, despite everything other degenerate shit (trans, lesbo, fags, etc) he is somehow stumbled upon a pedo shit, which will be legal one day (5-10 years), and imagine this anons and femanons... than he'll not be so grossed out on that shit because his politicians said so. fucking retarded brainwashed summerfag who can't think for himself at all.

>>4092
Nope, I'm Andrew, but that's not my last name. Only newfags are calling newfags newfags newfag.

 No.4134[D]

>>4133
Goddamn, i hate my grammar spelling errors.

 No.4135[D]

>>4133
What are you even talking about? Where is conversation coming from?

 No.4136[D]

Do you have proof that you are the original creator?
If you are, why repost here?
Why not use your talent to make a new story?

 No.4137[D]

>>4135
Oh... that thread was from 4chon, here is the link.
https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/799959191/

 No.4145[D]

Love ya all, I'm very nice with muh skills for the real... and noone needs to believe me.... idgaf...

 No.4147[D]

>>4145
>he's drunk again
For pete's sake, stop forcing us to put up with this shit. Get some help or something.

 No.4148[D]

>>4147
Shhhhh, i'm sorry, but how did you recognize that? Peee,pee ??

 No.4150[D]

I've finally seen all of this and previous world... It's not good, it is brilliant without a doubt.

 No.4151[D]

>>4145
>>4148
Don't start this shit again

 No.4152[D]

>>4151
No way anon, 'm good ..... and i'll just observe if you don't mind, but if you dou.... fffffffuuuuuuu. Nah, I'm good and I'm not in that levewl of ffffffuuuuuu-

 No.4153[D]

HaHa hahaha, does anyone want to read something interesting??? LOLOL...

 No.4154[D]

>>4151
Alright, i'm not gonna post anything beacause I'm on nthe drubken level again, that's fair enough from me... Don't go to4 /diy/, cause i'll troll the shit right out of every anons... BORED!!!

 No.4155[D]

>>4148
>how did you recognize that
come back when you're sober, and you'll see.

 No.4189[D]

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I don't have nothing, and i don't have a anything, but i have only one thing...

 No.4221[D]

I was sitting alone at the time where you can't find living soul.One old man approached to my loneliness when I was in the middle of my empty city, and he told to me; "I have son of your age, he has finished in the front page of black transparent and everyone was so discuses by his acts that he done."
"What has he done?"
"Nothing in particular, but he was only in the wrong time and place".
"Come on ol man sit by my side, take this drink, let's cheers for all of those who can't be with us and tel me your story, if you don't mind."
"Alright, my son was very young and dare I say very wild for his age(22). He has some wrong crew when he was riding with them...

Fuck... I will write again, sorry to other anons, but I have lost my inspiration, expect PART II. Also someone of you could contribute something ITT.

 No.4255[D]

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What's the purpose of THIS imageboard if all of you're gonna hang out on the fucking discord??? BTW fuck disc gay shit...
TWOOT...WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON??? THIS IS MURDER, YES YOU FUCKIN HEARD OFF, this site is up in the unimaginable garbage.
[spoiler]this statement wasn't a fuckin joke FAGGOT[/spoiler]

 No.4256[D]

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>>4255
elaborate nigger
also
>all
there's nowhere near the amount of people on discord relative to the site
you fucking baka

 No.4258[D]

Is mr drunk dragon drunk again?
If so, please stop man, we forgave/forgot about you.
Please move on.

 No.4270[D]

If that is one thing what is important on this imageboard, than yes... I'm not drunk at all, but I'm psychopath with disturbing thoughts and none of you would be able to understand what the actual fuck am I talking about (no offense to anyone of course).
I would like to add something and this is not a fucking joke. Disc shit is killing every anonymous imageboard without a doubt, This place is perfect, but disc shit is ruining every imageboard because everything is separated from discussions on imageboards.
[spoiler]didn't you saw that before muh bruh?[/spoiler]

 No.4271[D]

I agree with you, but
>"I'm not drunk at all, but I'm psychopath with disturbing thoughts and none of you would be able to understand what the actual fuck am I talking about"
You don't need to be edgy.
You won't get any friends here by doing that.
Start a thread on /yu/ to talk about your emotions to talk about how you feel.
I agree about discord being unhealthy for 22chan, but exploding here is the wrong way to do things.

 No.4272[D]

Am not trying to be edgyfaggo (never tried), that's who I am.
No one of us will make friendship from this imageboard IRL and that's the actual fact whether you like it or not. However...this is the best place from all internet, but discord is ruining our home. Everyone (I can't say that for every user) you are hanging out on disc shit while the real anonymous imageboard is empty with discussion from every anon. What the fuck for??? I don't get that. Is this place created to be destroyed or what?

 No.4273[D]

As a matter of fact, I didn't expect that.
Why are you all acting in that unusual matter of fact?
Lol
Fuck discord.

 No.4274[D]

>As a matter of fact, I didn't expect that.
Why are you all acting in that unusual matter of fact?
What are you talking about?

 No.4275[D]

>What are you talking about?
I'm talking about our home (online) without a the spreaded cancer at all. I didn't expect that every one of 22anons would hide behind discord faggotry.
[spoiler]LAME BRUH[/spoiler]

 No.4276[D]

twoot build nice livechat NAO
down with discord

 No.4278[D]

>>4276
twoot's working on some new stuff and hopefully a good livechan section will also be a part of it

 No.4279[D]

>>4278
Thanks for the news, that sounds great!

 No.4280[D]

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>>4276
>>4278
>>4279
if tw00t is that type of fag, than h/shee shouldn't even start this fucking anonymous imageboard.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDb8OPUS7LM

 No.4281[D]

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>>4280
elaborate you nigger

 No.4282[D]

>>4281
Drunkdragon always does this for some reason

 No.4283[D]

>>4282
Imagune to be unimaginable imaganitaion, in other words.... absolutely nothing like a wind.
>>4281
what the fuck do I really have to say? If this imageboard whic is supposed to be awesome, than this place doesn't have to have disc shit. Disc is killing everything.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDb8OPUS7LM

 No.4284[D]

One day... I'll write something to all of you. Everyone would and should laugh at me (idgaf) but... I'll tell everyone how are they manipulated into everyshit without conclusion or thoughts of being manipulated into manipulation. Sorry fags, I'm not that poisonous, but I'm manipulative son ofeverybitch
educated by the street life. Sadly

 No.4285[D]

>>4284
Might as well do it now.
Everybody laugh at you because
You keep acting out.
Although, i'm not a fan of discord,
Useing it as a scapegoat is not an excuse to act abnormally.

 No.4286[D]

>>4285
>Everybody laugh at you
of course, everybody is laughin at me
big deal or what so ever.

 No.4287[D]

>>4278
very gut.

 No.4292[D]

>>4066
>Your own creative things
<Posts entire scripter of Kurzgesagt's video
Faggot.

 No.4293[D]

>>4292
How about the second story?
I personally think that he plagurized the second story, but i lack the time to look.

 No.4958[D]

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it isnt brilliant

 No.4959[D]

>>4958
Who are you?
Newfag?

 No.4965[D]

Isn't what brillant?

 No.4966[D]

>>4959
yes.
>>4965
my drawing

 No.4969[D]

Well, how did you find this place?
How old are you?
Did you read the rules?
Also
Go to these links, and read everything
https://github.com/bibanon/bibanon/wiki
https://www.lurkmore.com/view/Main_page
http://yotsubasociety.org/
Before you make a single post, read all the threads here and lurk.
Hey Retard, you made a highly low quality post, in the wrong thread and i am very paranoid.
Welcome?
(Remember that this place is not 4chan. We have a diffrent culture.)
And for the love of god, dont shill this place, and dont make adds for this place. Dont treat this site like reddit or somthing, this is an imageboard.

 No.4971[D]

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>>4958
Oh no nigger. You didn't lurk before posting!

 No.4972[D]

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Shit
k, ill lurk then.
buddy on my cytube shared it with me
<18
no

 No.4973[D]

What do you mean, no?
For the love of christ read those godamn links, you'll be cultured, and will learn how to be a proper anon.
Also, call that guy on cytube a retard.

 No.4974[D]

Please read the site rules, and there is a thread on /b/ called "the rules of the internet" take those rules at heart.
Read all existing threads, and maybe you wont get banned
Im trying to help you anon

 No.4975[D]

THEN, AFTER READING EVERYTHING, learning the proper etiquette, you can post. Mods are friendly, just dont spook them like that. We had a bad time with newfags like "trumpitcarp" and "drunk dragon" say that your a newfag, and you are curious about them, and everybody will tell you.
Bonus educational crap :
Look up "mr metokur" on youtube
And watch these channels :
https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCLAMAYmK-PwJK1NsAUF3Wcg
https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCLAMAYmK-PwJK1NsAUF3Wcg
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Main_Page
Newfag, i really hope you read this post.

 No.4976[D]

Whoops, i posted the same youtube links, this is the second channel you need to check out https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCOfRDyu1uLTmiLj7JQNJnWA

 No.4981[D]

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>>4975
Oh I hope the newfag reads/watches these. We don't want anymore issues with them.
I would love to have more regular users here but not if they're going to be fags

 No.4982[D]

Yeah, i hope so too.
Heck, that list i just made, i rewatched and read everything on their, and it took me a week. Kinda wish i found this stuff when i was a newfag.

 No.4983[D]

>>4981
I am.
I know some of it already but its not like i have a phd in it
Ill try not to be any trouble

 No.4985[D]

Cool, as long as you take this stuff to heart, and think "yeah, i dont want to cause trouble." Everything will be fine
Anyway, the tldr of the trumpit carp war is that
Two 15 year old newfags found 22chan, one hated it and made an alt gang to irratate people, and spammed up 22chan daily. (Both of them knew eachother, and where in the same band and went to the same school)
Alt gang guy got banned fron here
The other guy will maybe be back after he is 18.
Also fun fact about 22chan, threads last about 5 pages which is 250 posts, so everything you say needs to count. Threads wont just dissipear after a day, not untill you hit the page limit.

 No.4986[D]

Sorry for being paranoid, and i hope you will have a comfy time.
Think of all the stuff that made 4chan bad, well that doesn't exist here. Thats what we are trying to do. No pron,
Gays, low quality reposts, etc.

 No.4987[D]

I guess its the whole "bewear the greeks bearing gifts" situation.we've been getting tricked by newfags so many times, and whenever sombody just pops up like that, we get spooked

 No.4988[D]

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>>4986
Exactly this. We're trying to go the opposite direction that 4chan went into- which was so far south that it practically lives in Japan.



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