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 No.4692[D]

https://www.lurkmore.com/view/Rules
(^The old rules of the internet)
"to help make OUR interwebz great again"
"Typed in the year of our LORD XI.XVII.MMXIX"

 No.4693[D]

It's a brave new internet
In this thread,
Post or discuss rules that should be added, or updated
Do it for faggotry, and to usher in a new era!

 No.4694[D]

Post the rules with great clarity, and details.
Remember the consitution,
You wouldn't want it to be misinterpreted!

 No.4695[D]

Rule # 1
Making the shit you like popular doesnt makes it hip and cool, it probably, in a 90% of the times, ruin it and make it obnoxiously annoying. in the other 10% it will just kill it after the popularity goes off.

 No.4696[D]

>>4695
Like forcing a meme.
Say, milhouse

 No.4697[D]

>>4696
This is true, the fuck! Im also a forced meme and im fucking annoying!

 No.4698[D]

Rule # 2
All discussions spiral down into Anon getting an existential crisis.
[spoiler]thanks for the practical demonstration robomaniac[/spoiler]

 No.4699[D]

Rule # 3
Trust Nothing
Take everything you hear,
read and see with a grain of salt. For all you know, everybody could be lying.
What do you do then?
Rule # 4
Fucking lurk moar,
everywhere!
even before you ask a question, research it beforehand. No one likes a newfag who asks thousands of questions. But an informed, smart, newbie? Yes.
Every site, place, and people has a culture around it. Study, and lurk before you do anything.

 No.4700[D]

>>4698
This

 No.4711[D]

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>>4692
pic related rule 5?
Also rule 6: love Lain.

 No.4739[D]

Most of these rules are too long, not catchy enough. Look at the OG set, they just roll off the tongue. We need to shorten them. How about
>forced=shit
>Any thread that goes on for long enough will inevitably spiral into Anon's middle-aged existential crisis.
>Trust no-one
>Lurk Moar
>Any community that gets its laughs by pretending to be idiots will eventually be flooded by actual idiots who mistakenly believe that they're in good company
that one can be long since it's a quote
>Let's All Love Lain!
and my suggestions
>Nevar compromise your anonymity (saying name, age, gender, etc.)
>Nobody knows or cares who you are

 No.4741[D]

Rule #9: The first thing you know about that guy are his pronouns? Start running.

 No.4743[D]

>>4739
That's a great idea!

 No.4744[D]

(This is from the old list)
Rule #10 Fight Club
The short explanation : you DON'T talk about Fight Club.
The long explanation :
don't compromise 22chan, and everything else.
It's easy to drown out existing culture and customs without noticing if a large enough group comes along suddenly. You'll kill the site, and everything you love. Think of what happened to 4chan.
This is a sacred oath you must pledge.

 No.4745[D]

>>4739
The rules are short, but the secret explanation as to why the rule exist can be as long as it wants

 No.4774[D]

>>4692
Rule
#10 Porn ruins everything

 No.4775[D]

>>4774
Rule #11
Using the same template for the same thing over and over isn't funny and is begging for attention like a 16 year old girl. Which means you are the replacement for 16 year old girls on the internet. Which means you are a complete faggot

 No.4776[D]

>>4775
rule #12
Newfags will claim to be oldfags

 No.4777[D]

>>4775
no, rule 11 should be "let no dubs go unchecked."

 No.4778[D]

Let no trips go unchecked you degenerate

 No.4779[D]

Recheck our rule numbers, because the numbers are off

 No.4780[D]

Rule 10 was "fight club"

 No.4781[D]

>>4774
Fuck this one, porn ruins everything only if let to mix with SFW stuff.

 No.4782[D]

Porn, back in the early days of 4chan, was funny. Turning stuff into porn would make other people laugh.
Now, porn is ruining everything. Furry porn, gay porn, you name it. Brainwashing teens, hell, kids are watching porn. Before, porn was hard to find. 4chan would do stupid shit like tomas the train, and lightning mcqueen and people would get a couple hearty keks out of that. Now it's everywhere, and accepted in "modern society". Porn is for normie degenerates.

 No.4783[D]

>>4782
Godamn
Ignore my faggotry. Or, delete my statment.
My typing skills are crap, and my grammar is terrible.
And i didn't realise it untill the last moment.
22Chan deserves better than that.
Also,
>>4775
It should be shortened it to
Rule #12
Copypasta>>4782

 No.4785[D]

>>4779
Yeah I sort of noticed after the replies.
>>4781
Rule 13
If you piss off a tripfag your point is valid.
>>4782
Porn is ultimately one of the key factors in the death of /b/. /b/ is effectively just a random porn board now and we see the results. Sure their are like a couple of threads that aren't porn however a common theme is that those type of threads are repeat threads. Porn makes an imageboard stale and it destroys any form of creativity any nfsw forum has. Everyone on 4chan is obsessed with porn and it won't ever change unless some either A. Restricts porn to a single thread. Which won't happen because most people go to /b/ for porn. Or /b/ the imageboard dies due to decay. Also what is funny about watching a man stick his penis into another women while you are watching? that isn't funny that literal cuckholdry.
>>4783
That makes more sense to be honest.

Rules are
1. Don't force everything it makes you look like a pathetic tryhard
2. All discussions spiral down into Anon getting an existential crisis.
3. The internet is about as trustworthy as Obama
4. Fucking lurk moar, everywhere!
5. Any community that gets its laugh by pretending to be idiots will eventually be flooded by actual idiots who mistakingly believe that they're in good company.
6. Let's all love lain
7. Never compromise your anonymity
8. Nobody gives a shit about your existence
9. The first thing you know about that guy are his pronouns? Start running.
10. Fight club
11. Editing the same image over and over again isn't OC
12. Newfags will claim to be oldfags
13. If you piss off a tripfag your point is valid.

 No.4786[D]

>>4785
Got a couple more rules.
Rule 14
Everything will eventually get ruined no exceptions.
Rule 15
If someone presents an opposing opinion appeal to the crowd to hound on the person until they change their opinion to match the standard on said culture.
Rule 16
SJW's, /pol/, Niggers and Jews exist deal with it.
Rule 17
Attack the person rather than the opinion, it always works!

 No.4787[D]

>>4786
Rule 17 should be replaced with rule 15 sorry.

 No.4788[D]

Rule 18
Every rule has an exception.
Rule 19
There is always someone smarter than you
Rule 20
The board isn't shit, it's you

 No.4789[D]

I don't know about 21 but 22 should be "Twoot knows best"

 No.4790[D]

>>4788
Rule 21
The internets currency is smug anime faces
Rule 22
DESU DESU DESU yes it's still here
Rule 23
Bronies still exists as well
Rule 24
So does anonymous but no one talks about that
Rule 25
COMMON SENSE EXISTS ON THE INTERNET!!!
Rule 26
pfft you wish
Rule 27
Your mom jokes have finally died.
Rule 28
DO NOT FEED THE TROLLS!

 No.4791[D]

>>4785
I hate the fact that im pissed at rule 13, making it in fact, a valid rule.

 No.4792[D]

Rule 29
ANYTHING HAPPENS, Someone has a extremely specific reference or react image for that

 No.4793[D]

>>4790
Nah. Explain why the rules exist.
Explain everything better too.
Some of these are pretty lame.
You made too many rules also, try to make one at a time.

 No.4794[D]

Came up with two, but it needs to be worded better.

Trolling is only good if you stay anonymous, and don't brag about it, and if they deserve it.
And trolls are like sharks. If you kick and scream, and act like a lolcow, you desirve to get laughed at.
And
Lolcows, dont become one, if you feel like one, get help.

 No.4795[D]

>>4793
Yeah probably a smart idea.
Either way gonna make a list of the current ones
1. Don't force everything. It makes you look like a pathetic tryhard.
2. All discussions spiral down into Anon getting an existential crisis.
3. The internet is about as trustworthy as Obama
4. Fucking Lurk moar, everywhere
5. Any community that gets its laugh by pretending to be idiots will eventually be flooded by actual idiots who mistakingly believe that they're in good company.
6. Let's all love lain
7. Never compromise your anonymity
8. Nobody gives a shit about your existence
9. The first thing you know about that guy are his pronouns? Start running.
10. Fight club
11. Editing the same image over and over again isn't OC
12. Newfags will claim to be oldfags
13. If you piss off a tripfag your point is valid.
14. Everything eventually gets ruined no exceptions
15. Attack the person rather than the opinion, it always works!
16. SJW's, /pol/, Niggers and Jews exist deal with it.
17. Every rule has an exception
18. There is always someone smarter than you
19. The board isn't shit, it's you
20. Rule 17 is tripfags coping with rule 13
21. ANYTHING HAPPENS
22. Twoot knows best.

 No.4796[D]

>>4794
Trolling only works when you aren't a fag.
Don't give an attention whore what he is craving
If you feel like a lolcow, check for autism.
How about these.

 No.4797[D]

Remember, the list is somewhat serious, but you can throw in joke rules. Still try to explain why the rule should exist in the first place. Of cource, when everybody's done, we should go over everything to make sure everything is perfect.
Read >>4694

 No.4798[D]

>>4797
Idol worship is cancer
The bible forbidding idolatry was probably the greatest idea in the history of man. Seriously anyone who looks at something like some unquestionable paragon seriously needs to be checked for mental inefficiency.

 No.4799[D]

>>4797
Also read >>4745

 No.4800[D]

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 No.4801[D]

>>4798
What are you trying to say?

 No.4802[D]

>>4801
basically anyone who takes the words of someone as the absolute truth and refuses to listen to any other viewpoint that contradicts their own and instead of debating they prefer to silence the opposition. Mob mentality things of that type of sort.
Either way why don't we make something of this verse in the bible.
Ecclesiastes 3:1-8
"1To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven: 2A time to be born, and a time to die; a time to plant, and a time to pluck up that which is planted; 3A time to kill, and a time to heal; a time to break down, and a time to build up; 4A time to weep, and a time to laugh; a time to mourn, and a time to dance; 5A time to cast away stones, and a time to gather stones together; a time to embrace, and a time to refrain from embracing; 6A time to get, and a time to lose; a time to keep, and a time to cast away; 7A time to rend, and a time to sew; a time to keep silence, and a time to speak; 8A time to love, and a time to hate; a time of war, and a time of peace.

 No.4803[D]

I'm not trying to idol worship,
I'm trying to iron things out and keep things tidy.
Fuck it
Rule # 23 : Idol worship is cancer
Rule # 24 Trolling only works when you aren't a fag. Don't give an attention whore what he is craving
Rule # 25 If you feel like a lolcow, check for autism.
Also, Fucking start an awesome bible thread, man.

 No.4804[D]

>>4803
I actually think that idol worship is cancer can be improved. Like get off your fatass and stop being a sheep! or mindless zombie factionalism dampens discussion.

 No.4805[D]

these are more like rules of 22chan than rules of the internet.

 No.4806[D]

Think about it. "Idol worship is cancer" is pretty easy to memorize.
Also, what do people obsess over? E-celebs, fictional characters, ect.
If anything, change it to
"Don't obsess over things."
Also
>There are more rules of 22chan then internet
Not really. Half imageboard rules, half internet rules, and a sprinkle of common sense.

 No.4807[D]

>>4806
Yeah I guess you are correct in that assertion. Going to bed right now

 No.4808[D]

This thread is beautiful

 No.4809[D]

>the internet is as trustworthy as obama

 No.4810[D]

Needs no explanation
Rule #(i have no clue what the current number) X is not your personal army

 No.4811[D]

>>4788
Explain plz.

 No.4812[D]

>>4810
No, NYPA gets used a lot to never do anything and just shitpost porn and shit

 No.4813[D]

This is rules of the internet, not rules of imageboards.
26, If you dont think like everyone else does, fuck you.
27, That overused joke you've seen a million times will be reused a few million more.

 No.4814[D]

>>4813
28. Hippocracy is the current political system of the internet.

 No.4816[D]

>28. Hippocracy is the current political system of the internet.
I guess it can be made better by adding "Don't let that happen again"

>26, If you dont think like everyone else does, fuck you.

Depends. Don't want to think like a normalfag degenerate, but, you want to think like everybody else HERE on this imageboard.

>27, That overused joke you've seen a million times will be reused a few million more.

Already have a rule for copypasta.

 No.4818[D]

>>4816
>I guess it can be made better by adding "don't let that happen again"
You're right.

>26

Honestly rule 5 applies to this as a whole thus it's an unneccesary rule.

 No.4819[D]

Rule 29: Your Signature Move or pose will make shit fucking explode, No exceptions.

 No.4821[D]

>4819
You see, the only exception is if its gay

 No.4822[D]

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>>4692
I like rule 22 hehehehehehe

 No.4823[D]

>>4822
DUBS CHECK
twoot, mien fürer. Is there a rule you like to add?

 No.4824[D]

>i like rule 22
KEK
also
TWOOT GOT THE SACRED 22 DUB

 No.4825[D]

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>>4823
Rule #XY Praise me lmao

 No.4826[D]

Rule 30: There will someone to say the annoying shit you are trying to escape of, ex: Trans Rights!

Rule 31: TRANS RIGHTS ARE HOOMAN RIGHT UWU UWU OWO

 No.4827[D]

>>4825
Heil kajat

 No.4828[D]

Twoots holy rule : cats will always be sacred

 No.4838[D]

Rule #??
Culture.
Don't force your culture.
X Culture dosn't mix with Y
(Imageboard culture dosn't mix with normie culture)

 No.4839[D]

When we decide we are done,we should write the rules down on the holy parchment (ms paint) and write the name of the namefags who where in this thread, and anonymous. If anything, we can use this to teach youngfags, and will be a great win for 22chan.

 No.4840[D]

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>>4828
That has to be a rule

 No.4841[D]

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>>4839
If you want i could even put it on the homepage or something like that

 No.4842[D]

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 No.4843[D]

I'd figured you'll like it
Yes, thank you twoot very cool
Check with the mods and see if they agree

 No.4845[D]

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>>4822
Agreed

 No.4846[D]

*and everybody else :)

 No.4848[D]

>>4841
>>4843
i don't really support outright spoonfeeding the newfags, having the constitution on the site would be just doing that.
For example, 4/f/ has some flashes which are guides on how2/f/, but they are only with people who have saved it. When someone asks for such a guide (or acts like a faggot too much), there will be also someone who will post the flash.
i.e. it's getting posted only when necessary and is seen by people who actually do care (mostly).
So i'd much rather favor the constitution being saved as a .jpeg/.png or whatever.

 No.4849[D]

Not spoonfeeding, just for the ones that are truly clueless
And keeping it saved just for the memories

 No.4850[D]

Wait, i'm an idiot, i didn't properly read your post, Lcg.
Sorry.

 No.4851[D]

>>4840
It's an Interpretation of
>Rule #XY Praise me lmao
And it will be a rule. if it is not a rule, they will feel the wrath of Khajiit

 No.4853[D]

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Rule 33: listen to Bach faggots
Rule 34: pic related

 No.4854[D]

Rule # 33
Don't just say "i agree"
Explain yourself, add more to the conversation.

 No.4855[D]

I didn' t see this up there
Don't ever allow a self validating circle-jerk to exist, if you see one, break it down.
If you dont then you are gay, and reddit

 No.4857[D]

>>4853
Let me change that
Rule 34: If exists, theres porn of it.

YOU CANT just change Rule 34.
Its fucking virtual suicide.

 No.4858[D]

>>4857
this.
even though it's not our rule, it's an universal truth that cannot be changed.

 No.4859[D]

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>>4857
i fucking knew there was something wrong with my post, just didn't know what it was, make my #34 as rule #35.

 No.4860[D]

>>4857
How about
rule 34: There is porn of it, therefore it exists.
Kinda as a combined citation to rule 34 and "cogito ergo sum" ("I think, therefore I am")>>4857

 No.4861[D]

>>4860
I think i like it
Smart and classy like 22chan

 No.4977[D]

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>>4839
Oh can I be on it?
>>4860
I quite like this idea. It's something old with a new twist on it. Though it is a bit of a mouthful to say. Maybe A better/ shortened version could be "There Is Porn, Therefore It Exists"?

 No.4978[D]

>>4977
Its never too late buddy. Just remember to post the rules with great clarity and detail, you know, kinda explain why the rule you make exists. And yeah, you can throw in joke rules.
This thread isn't over yet

 No.4979[D]

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>>4978
Oh, I'm not very creative. I don't know of any new rules I could add myself. Maybe I could simply refine others rules? Most people say I'm good at rhyming stuff so I could do that

 No.4980[D]

Go ahead, give it a shot

 No.4984[D]

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>>4980
You want me to try? I guess "Godawful Quantity will never be better than Skillful Quality"?
I'm usually better than this but I had a long work day today, and I'm tired.

 No.5004[D]

What i meant to say is, go ahead and try to do both things, reformatting, and making a rule. After you make somthing, if you want to be on the list, throw out a name or tripfag, if you want. If not, it'll be signed "anonymous".
Anyway,
Rule # ?? "Godawful Quantity will never be better than Skillful Quality"
Explanation : consult the other rules, and you'll realise somthing, that awful content gets throwed out there daily, because it's easyer to make. Challenge yourself! Push hard! Just because other people are lazy, dosn't mean you have to! You'll feel more content, and proud of your accomplishments, and may even encourage moar people to make QUALITY content themselves.
(Of course, that's not going to be in the list itself, i just thought it would be nice to add the explanation.)



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