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 No.4692[View All][D]

https://www.lurkmore.com/view/Rules
(^The old rules of the internet)
"to help make OUR interwebz great again"
"Typed in the year of our LORD XI.XVII.MMXIX"
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 No.4858[D]

>>4857
this.
even though it's not our rule, it's an universal truth that cannot be changed.

 No.4859[D]

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>>4857
i fucking knew there was something wrong with my post, just didn't know what it was, make my #34 as rule #35.

 No.4860[D]

>>4857
How about
rule 34: There is porn of it, therefore it exists.
Kinda as a combined citation to rule 34 and "cogito ergo sum" ("I think, therefore I am")>>4857

 No.4861[D]

>>4860
I think i like it
Smart and classy like 22chan

 No.4977[D]

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>>4839
Oh can I be on it?
>>4860
I quite like this idea. It's something old with a new twist on it. Though it is a bit of a mouthful to say. Maybe A better/ shortened version could be "There Is Porn, Therefore It Exists"?

 No.4978[D]

>>4977
Its never too late buddy. Just remember to post the rules with great clarity and detail, you know, kinda explain why the rule you make exists. And yeah, you can throw in joke rules.
This thread isn't over yet

 No.4979[D]

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>>4978
Oh, I'm not very creative. I don't know of any new rules I could add myself. Maybe I could simply refine others rules? Most people say I'm good at rhyming stuff so I could do that

 No.4980[D]

Go ahead, give it a shot

 No.4984[D]

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>>4980
You want me to try? I guess "Godawful Quantity will never be better than Skillful Quality"?
I'm usually better than this but I had a long work day today, and I'm tired.

 No.5004[D]

What i meant to say is, go ahead and try to do both things, reformatting, and making a rule. After you make somthing, if you want to be on the list, throw out a name or tripfag, if you want. If not, it'll be signed "anonymous".
Anyway,
Rule # ?? "Godawful Quantity will never be better than Skillful Quality"
Explanation : consult the other rules, and you'll realise somthing, that awful content gets throwed out there daily, because it's easyer to make. Challenge yourself! Push hard! Just because other people are lazy, dosn't mean you have to! You'll feel more content, and proud of your accomplishments, and may even encourage moar people to make QUALITY content themselves.
(Of course, that's not going to be in the list itself, i just thought it would be nice to add the explanation.)

 No.5370[D]

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>what number are we on
I think its 46? ok
Rules 36: Never post on chans aligned with other chans.
explanation- When a chan creates a faction with another Chan its made to control post quantity and oust competition, therefore do not give them what they want. There of course might be special exemptions but not most of the time.
example: Alt-chan federation
example of exemption: (mayeb) the webring

 No.5371[D]

>>5370
i meant i think its 36, my finger slipped

 No.5668[D]

>>5370
I'd throw in similar situations such as when someone shills 22chan. Of course, you cant just control people, but it's common sense
If someone shills, they want to bring in as much attention as possible. Why would you add to this? Also people are curious faggots. They will see people acting all defencive and will check things out.

 No.5669[D]

I don't know if anyone has done it
Rule 37 : Every Chan owner is a faggot
It happens to be true a lot of times

 No.5670[D]

Soo how about someone now writes all the rules in a png file?

 No.5671[D]

Do you think we are done?
If so i guess it can be drawn on ms paint

 No.5674[D]

>>5671
Before >>5668 it was two weeks without replies. I'd say we can make a "core" rules png now and maybe make extensions later
I'm just afraid we forget about this
Paint could do or I don't know if anyone wants to do something fancy

 No.5712[D]

>>4774
Old Rule 34 ruins everything

 No.5714[D]

>>5712
Try to change it, i dare you.

 No.5718[D]

1. Don't force everything. It makes you look like a pathetic tryhard.
2. All discussions spiral down into Anon getting an existential crisis.
3. The internet is about as trustworthy as Obama
4. Fucking Lurk moar, everywhere
5. Any community that gets its laugh by pretending to be idiots will eventually be flooded by actual idiots who mistakingly believe that they're in good company.
6. Let's all love lain
7. Never compromise your anonymity
8. Nobody gives a shit about your existence
9. The first thing you know about that guy are his pronouns? Start running.
10. Fight club
11. Editing the same image over and over again isn't OC
12. Newfags will claim to be oldfags
13. If you piss off a tripfag your point is valid.
14. Everything eventually gets ruined no exceptions
15. Attack the person rather than the opinion, it always works!
16. SJW's, /pol/, Niggers and Jews exist deal with it.
17. Every rule has an exception
18. There is always someone smarter than you
19. The board isn't shit, it's you
20. Rule 17 is tripfags coping with rule 13
21. The internets currency is smug anime faces
22. Twoot knows best.
23. ANYTHING HAPPENS
24. Trolling only works when you aren't a fag.
25. Don't give an attention whore what he is craving
26. If you act like a sheep, a wolf will eat you
27. The joke "over 9000" has been used over 9000 times
28. Cats will always be sacred
29. Listen to Bach faggots
30. This is our home. Don't just let yourself in
31. Don't just say "i agree". Explain yourself, add more to the conversation
32. Don't ever allow a self validating circle-jerk to exist, if you see one, break it down.
33. Godawful Quantity will never beat Skillful Quality
34. There is porn of it, therefore it exists.
35. Every Chan owner is a faggot

 No.5719[D]

Time to gather everything and apply some finishing touches. If there is anything you want to change, say it. Here's the "complete" list. I made some changes I'll explain below. Again, if you don't agree with something just say it.
>>4790
>>4793
I like rule 21. Also maybe we could keep rule 22 too?
>>4796
I like the first two
>>4798
>>4801
>>4802
>>4804
My interpretation: "If you act like a sheep, a wolf will eat you"
which means that if you follow others blindly and refuse to think then someone is going to take advantage of that. Basically "Think for yourself"
It would be nice to make a religious one too. A bible reference would be nice. If we can't come up with one though we could have something like:
>There is no god. Except haruhi
or nothing at all
>>4813
>26
covered by the sheep thing
>27
How about "the joke "over 9000" has been used over 9000 times"?
>28
I don't get it can someone explain this
>>4819
I donn get it
>>4826
Lame. We got the pronouns rule, that's enough
>>4828
ok
>>4838
What? Anyway we have rule 1
>>4853
Yep bach's a rule. The other one too I guess
>>4854
>>4855
Nice (small edit on the second cuz it's too long)
>>4977
Shorter would be nicer but it looses meaning imo
>>4984
I changed "be better" to "beat", imo it sounds better
>>5370
What's the problem in associating chans? Afaik we hate the chan alliance not because of that, but because they're massive faggots
I'd like to introduce a subtle rule for this, but can't come up with anything not over generic. Like "beware of faggotry", which uhmm is just a bit too broad
>>5668
We already have the rule "fight club" don't we?
>>5669
Twoot will like this rule

 No.5720[D]

>>5718
I like number 22 and 28

 No.5721[D]

This is perfect
Personally i'm just an idiot but i think the list is perfect and shouldn't be changed so ignore me
I also agree with twoot lol

 No.5722[D]

I'll wait a little more for opinions, then I'll make a pastebin with this and an image

 No.5723[D]

>>5718
29 seems really irrelevant

 No.5725[D]

Yeah, i mean it's called "rules of the internet, so anything internet related applies, so perhaps dropping rule 29 is a good idea
(In its place throw in a rule for desu)

 No.5726[D]

>>5723
Bach is never irrelevant imo

 No.5727[D]

>>5723
>>5725
But I guess if you guys think otherwise I can remove him [spoiler]while sobbing[/spoiler]

 No.5728[D]

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>>5725
Rule 36: Every thread is DESU thread.

 No.5729[D]

>>5728
I mean 29 (since we're replacing Bach)

 No.5730[D]

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>>5719
>whats the problem with associating chans
Its like communism, sounds good in theory but doesn't work in action. I'd say if you align yourself with one party then everything that isn't that party is a threat (e.g. American politics) and that just doesn't really work with alt-chans since there arent enough posters to go around. Like i said above its often used to destroy competition.
>subtle term, not generic
Outcast Factionfags?

 No.5731[D]

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>>5730
Banished are those faggoots whom post for thy faction over thyselves ?
This is quite subtle
>>5728
Feels like pic related

 No.5732[D]

Rule 37:
There will always be someone to believe what you post, no matter how stupid it is.

 No.5733[D]

>>5731
>Banished are those faggoots whom post for thy faction over thyselves ?
Maybe something like "Cancer sticks together?"

 No.5734[D]

>>5730
I've seen a couple chans which had a link to each other. It didn't seem like they were trying to annihilate the competition (on the contrary, they allowed some shilling of other communities)
>>5731
Lets be honest with ourselves we share just a few rules with the old one
>>5732
>>5728
k
>>5733
Lol nice. I'm not entirely sure though, often there are fights in which both sides are cancer.
But it's an interesting idea. It expresses how easily a mass of idiots can form
What do you fellow anons think?

 No.5741[D]

>>5733
Rule liked and dubs checked

 No.5745[D]

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You're not perfect.
Nothing is original.
You are an interchangeable cog.
90 percent of everything is garbage.

 No.5749[D]

>>5745
hail eris

 No.5772[D]

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>>5670
Here you go

 No.5774[D]

>>5745
Nobody is really interchangeable.
Maybe for a enterprise, or a company, but not for their families, or their friends. Nobody is special for everyone, but everyone is special to somebody.

 No.5784[D]

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>>5772
So this is it!
Saved.

 No.5785[D]

>>4692
why is that bach rule still in there

 No.5786[D]

and where is the desu rule? >>5772
gay/10 needs more desu

 No.5788[D]

>>5785
listen to Bach and you will know, faggot

 No.5789[D]

>>5788
Rule 1: don't force everything.
Bach has literally nothing to do with this, nigger.

 No.5790[D]

>>5785
>>5786
>>5788
>>5789
>he sneaked in the bach rule
Based

 No.5791[D]

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updated because the faggot forgot to add other newer rules.

 No.5792[D]

>>5791
you forgot rule 37 you absolute moron

 No.5793[D]

>>5791
Well shit now we got two versions

 No.5795[D]

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>>5793
heres another



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