"OH SHIT" shouted Lonk after accidentally stepping on a snake, which in return bit his ancle. "Fucking unmowed lawns, man!" he thought angrily, staring at the indecently long grass.
With the snake beheaded and removed, Lonk continued warily, but just as he caught a glimpse of the city in the distance he started feeling dizzy, laid on the excessively long grass and died.
Always remember to mow your lawn, kids