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 No.711[Reply]

anyone here know anything about m00t, all the wikis basically have nothing.

 No.715

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he works at Google right now
>b-but why?
good question.
no answer.

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

 No.716

>>711

dubs lol

 No.717

>>711
A fact: m00t is a fag

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

 No.835

moot invented pic related and he's a fag that's all i really know, i don't know more about him



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 No.721[Reply]

how was your day anon

Your fortune: Average Luck
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 No.810

>>808
congrats anon on the raise, and nice fortune roll. Gives me more faith in it.

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

 No.811

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Not good frend. My (((doctors)) think I have a personality disorder I figured this out thanks to (((google))) based on what they write on the letters. I keep having thoughts of (((them))) running my life to the point that my "delusions" are seeping into the real world.

 No.832

Just found out I have a family history with Bipolar disorder.
I don't like to claim shit I haven't been actually diagnosed with but if it turns out I have it, it'd explain a lot.

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

 No.833

>>832
I feel similar. My grandpa (from mother's side) has heavy schizophrenia. I haven't been at doctor since I don't like them but I suspect I can have some type of schizotypal disorder.

 No.834

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>>721
Terrible, I am really starting to hate college and my own shitty work ethic. Hopefully this is reversible.



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 No.139[Reply]

>babby's first vichan board
>hurr durr let's advertise everywhere because that's how to properly build a community, no need to have a common interest
>about 4 seconds until there's a Discord server (if there isn't one already)
cmon man, at least try
you can't just look at what someone else has and say "let's make that, but the exact same with no redeeming qualities other than a premise of being 'less bad than the other thing'"
please, PLEASE, get off of 4ch/r9k/ and stay here, with your fellow normalfags
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 No.490

>>488
>>489

Ok, sounds good. Also nice dubs. As i already mentioned before, could you add this to the rules,please?

 No.491

>>489

I am this active, because i get every post by mail. So i read every post that is made on this site… Thats how i can help everyone asap.

 No.492

>>491
Isn't that super annoying?

 No.493

>>492

No not really actually.

 No.830

>>150
Most replies on 4chan are "heeh oreganolifolimoli"



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 No.812[Reply]

ITT tell me reasons why you didn't do an hero
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 No.814

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>>813
0/0 didn't even try to be original by being edgy
here's your (you)

 No.815

>>814
>Implying that I was trying to be original

 No.816

>>812
I have things I'd like to accomplish maybe

 No.817

>>812
I've tried and failed, now I'm to void of feels to want to an hero (no good feels, no bad feels.) Patiently waiting for the despair to come back so I can do it.

Your fortune: Godly Luck

 No.829

>>812
because i can fap which makes me feel good any time



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 No.828[Reply]

Don't ask why


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 No.818[Reply]

Newfag here
What the hell are dubs?

You rolled the number 814381248 (no dubs or higher)

 No.819

>>818
something that you didn't get.

 No.820

>>818
I don't know either friend, Seems to be some fettish

 No.826

>>818
its when you get a win in fortnute :D

You rolled the number 166897444 (trips)

 No.827

>>818
Epic trips and Epic reference!

You rolled the number 269719496 (no dubs or higher)



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 No.821[Reply]

>Be me
>mommy's big, healthy, bouncy 589lb 32 y/o
> be playing LOL
> Feel tummy make a grumly
>Need to make a poopie
>Luckily, I have a convenient poop closet right in my room
>Pull down my big boy robe
>Unleash a mighty brap
>Make a big diarrhea doodoo right into poop closet, along with all of my other poobs
>Mommie comes in
SHIT.PNG
"A-annon, what the fuck are you doing!?"
>Explain to the normie that I'm Using a poop closet, like any god would
>She kicks me out, breaks my computer
>Posting this from a starbucks
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 No.822

>>821
Make her pay for what she did

 No.823

Hey Anon, did you know that coffee not only raises your energy level but is also a diuretic?
You know what to do.

 No.824

Ok /r9k/, Here's an update

>Waddle on back to mommie's house, full of big boy drink (Mountain dew + expresso) (I stole mommies plastic GPB card)

>make enough to fill up a jerrycan (For in-walk refueling)
>New daddie, J'rone, has his Caddilac parked in the driveway
lightbulb.jpg
>Climb into the car
>Suspension snaps underneath my immense power
>J'Rone comes outside
"AYO, BISHT, YA SON IS OUTSIDE"
> Unleash a mighty, liquid brap inside J'rone's car
"AYYYYY THIS NIGGA FARTIN"
>open the floodgates, spreading liquid wawa all over the driver's seat
"YO HE SHIDDIN IN MA CAR"
>J'rone goes back inside
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 No.825

>>824

You really showed her



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 No.754[Reply]

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 No.793

>>792
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ympaDJDTFs
I enjoyed it, I listen to non-vocal lofi when I'm making homework but this was really comfy.

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

 No.794

>>793
glad you enjoyed it, there's alot of more of his works. sadly, he's dead and rumors said he comitted suicide because of his numerous songs that says about him wanting to commit suicide.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H79AzmM6_Fk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIy82pOsRF4
i never really understand about famous composers comitting suicide, atleast they have a skill to creating something that has a worth like music, and they would be mourned by thousands of fans. if i'm gone, only my family and few friends will mourn

 No.802

>>794
I think it makes the song all the more beautiful leaving, he left something behind he can be proud of.

Having someone mourn you after death is comforting.
But makes me think that they will remember you for the most
notable thing you did.

Make something you're proud of anon.

 No.806

>>802
pretty deep saying. that's what im trying to do, considering that we haven't achieved immortality yet. i just don't understand people who commited suicide while their life is going really well. i wouldn't just shoot my head when i have fame, fortune, or talent. i think they're just bored of it all, but there's no valid reason to kill yourself over that

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 No.358[Reply]

>tfw newfag

 No.359

Shit u r right

 No.787

Yes give me your Mutter

 No.805

>>358
It's 22chan, there isn't a single person who's been here over a year. We're all newfags.

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again



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 No.548[Reply]

What's with the roll thing?
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 No.714

>>560
fucking amazing

You rolled the number 22160773 (no dubs or higher)

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

 No.723

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>>560
I'll roll more 6's than you

You rolled the number 6930093 (no dubs or higher)

Your fortune: Average Luck

 No.791

>>560
This should be in the chan's history timeline.

Wait till you see this

You rolled the number 544810298 (no dubs or higher)

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

 No.801

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>>791
Rollio

You rolled the number 742687466 (dubs)

Your fortune: Godly Luck

 No.804

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>>560
I am scared.
>>548
It's a truly random and therefore fair way to get dubs, trips, and so on. It's especially important in a place as slow as current 22Chan, where dubs are so incredibly easy to predict.

You rolled the number 988464221 (no dubs or higher)



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 No.80[Reply]

I like this place but it moves at a snails pace how many people are currently browsing r9k?
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 No.797

>>796
it only goes downhill from here

 No.798

>>797
fake news! not true

 No.799

>>798
let's hope for the best

 No.800

this chan
>feels like a community a bit
>no porn spam taking 90% of the site
>no cancer (relatively)
>trade off is less post per hr

other chans
>huge numbers of people
>porn and other garbage spammed everywhere
>no community
>terminal stage 6 cancer
>1000+ posts per hour depending

Trade off's I guess. I think if you don't expect loads of users/posts this site is breddy gud. Except for the captchas

 No.803

>>800
You can't waste an entire day looking at estrogen propaganda and tumor promotors.

It could use a slightly larger community but I like the way things are right now.



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 No.696[Reply]

Everything that made 4chan worse and should not be reproduced here.

I'll start: Porn-Ads

Your fortune: Outlook good
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 No.766

Traps and faggots

 No.767

>frogposting

 No.786

>Too much 3DPD.
How about you kick all of that out and replace it with 2D instead? 3DPD ruins everything.
>No regards for Japan.
How about you make everything japanese again? With the exception of 3D of course.

 No.788

>no /christian/ board
tbh

Also can someone please explain to me why I need to solve about 5 captcha's successfully so that I can post? This is the only website where I have this problem
>please select all the matching images
>please try again
>please try again
>Please Try Again
>PLEASE TRY AGAIN

WHY???

 No.789

>>696
>Incel threads -You will not get a girl because you lack "blank"

>I remember some anon making D&D threads on r9k with a red alert theme. I joined his discord server afterwards and made some friends. I would like this to come back.

Also creative general.

>>763
Discord servers are truly a mixed bag.
>>788
This



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 No.9[Reply]

Hello. How is everyone doing?

 No.23

Fine. It seems that this r9k is already 90% shitposting and we're not even 30 posts in



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 No.739[Reply]

I can't stop feeling self pity for myself. Anyone else feel the same way? Is it beyond fixable?
pic unrelated

 No.764

>>739
I think that it's very normal to feel self-pity. It's okay, but to move past it (for me) I have to do two things.
1) I have to just allow the feeling to happen for a bit. Sometimes I cry really hard, but then
2) I try to focus myself on something else and think about things I'm doing alright and things that are actually kind of okay about me.

It also helps to try to think about what you can do to fix whatever you feel bad about. Sometimes that can be difficult if it's physical, but if it's a personality thing then you can always try to improve it.



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 No.520[Reply]

Anyone here believe in God?

Your fortune: Average Luck
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 No.525

>>520

I belive in Science… Who is with me?

 No.526

>>524

Isnt that the point of Catholics and Protestants?

 No.535


 No.577

There is no god

Your fortune: Outlook good

 No.758

>>520
No, but I'm agnostic so I'm not opposed to it altogether. I appreciate religious values like being kind and stuff though because they really should just be normal practices honestly.



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