Make her pay for what she did
Hey Anon, did you know that coffee not only raises your energy level but is also a diuretic?
You know what to do.
Ok /r9k/, Here's an update
>Waddle on back to mommie's house, full of big boy drink (Mountain dew + expresso) (I stole mommies plastic GPB card)
>make enough to fill up a jerrycan (For in-walk refueling)
>New daddie, J'rone, has his Caddilac parked in the driveway
>Climb into the car
>Suspension snaps underneath my immense power
>J'Rone comes outside
"AYO, BISHT, YA SON IS OUTSIDE"
> Unleash a mighty, liquid brap inside J'rone's car
"AYYYYY THIS NIGGA FARTIN"
>open the floodgates, spreading liquid wawa all over the driver's seat
"YO HE SHIDDIN IN MA CAR"
>J'rone goes back inside
>sit in my poopies and call for mommie in order for a celebratory tendie dindin
>Tyrone comes back out, with a lead pipe
>Attempts to hit me with his pipe
>My big muscles cause his pipe to bounce off
>It hits him directly in the head
>J'rone goes for a nap
I can't wait till mommie comes out with my tendies, I heard a celebratory gunshot from inside the home
You really showed her