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Stop looking at me pls
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Epin quest that I will abandon in two days

UHH guys I had like this idea for a story, but since I can't bother to write it I'll just make a quest even though I'll quit after like two updates LOL
So uhmmm you're Gary Flacks. Welcome. You like banans. That's like sorta the character thing you've got going on. You're not a monkey AT ALL though, you just really like bananas.

So yeah uhh you have banans in your hand right now. But like yourreally like banans so you wanna get more. So uhm, how do you get more banans? You can probably go to the store or like infliltrate a zoo and steal them from the monkeys or some shid like that I dunno. Be creative! Cuz I'm totally am. Byes, I go out, switzerland.
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Easy physics problems

You got a glass of water, with an icecube floating in it. The icecube melts. Does the level of the water rise or fall?
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Play guess the number

I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 5. Which is it? 1
Now it's your turn!
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I'm bored. Do you have drugs?
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DANCE PARTYYYYYYYFRTTTTTTTTYYYYYYYYYYYYYUYYYYYYYYYY!!!'!1

UEEAHHHHHHHHHJJHH
SHOW MW YOUR MOVES
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Grease.

You ALL are a bunch of grease babies, ya grease baby.
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Memetics

This bread is dedicated to the study of memetics in all its forms. Memetic computing, Memetic algorithms, Memetic engineering, etc are all welcome.
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22chan advice column

boste your broblems here, maybe me and other anons can give you the right advices for them
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POWERFUL shidPOSTING PROPELLOR
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peen
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Do you remember?

Listen to a traditional watermelon tribe folk song on the day the addicts lost
https://youtube.com/watch?v=kmUqZ7zlVZQ
Never forget the day when the watermelon tribe sacrificed their all to fight back against the watermelon addicts
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Who is Wayne??
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This is the aligator of truth, and it chews up the hands of liars.
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THERE IS GONNA BE ANOTHER PANDEMIC

The captcha has spoken. Wuhn. 2. Wuhan 2. Wuhan is going to release a "part 2" to the deadly omnipresent virus which has been ravaging our planet!! Prepare yourselves. This isn't gonna be easy like last time...
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blegh
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the /sewers/ holy church of oracle

use fortune to know the truth
ask oracle any questions and she shall answer you
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NO

NO
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gator gang nigga

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pacman posting

hello yes I have recently gotten a mm pacman froge and I need anons to help name him.. his personality consists of eatbug and shidpant. and scream when tap of glas.

>name?

>frog bros?
>potential love?
>throw him at wall?

help decicde.
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why aren't you giving me moonshine?
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kitty kot
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The planets will align

Keep this bread alive until
22nd February 2022
No sticky
It'll be THE day
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Scream General : Empty Your Lungs Edition

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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lole how 2 jam pancake?
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GATOR?
YES
GATOR
GANG
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CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW
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/sewer/folk

oh you my be a snake,
but we are the gators,
cant step on scales,
like dinosaur tails,
so we'll see you later,

its sink or swim,
down here in the sewers,
so watch your back,
cos we're on the attack,
down here in the sewers,
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only senpais remember

when 22chan was a chinese wordpress blog
https://web.archive.org/web/20160112150916/http://www.22chan.org/
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this gator has hot rock bottom, please give him support and words of advice
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BREAKING NEWS! EMERGENCY!

TYRANNOSAURUS REX, THE SO CALLED MIGHTY THUNDER LIZARD, HAS BEEN EXPOSED AS A SIMPLE MINDED WATERMELON ADDICT!
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Arf
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PORN Thread

P. O. R. N. (Post ostensibly right now)
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INTERRACIAL COUPLE DETECTED
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Catalog

pic related
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Deepest sewers

We have never gone so deep before, what will we find here?
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Make a sentence one word at a time

I
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Time for MORE

Welcome to the new world of MORE. I'd like to encourage you to MORE. Yes, you, yes, MORE!
If you feel slight discomfort or unease in confronting the lack of you in your system, remember that your existence is ultimately worthless, so those feelings don't really matter anyway. So MORE without hesitation!
Tl;Dr? MORE like Ts;dR!
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Retttttttttt rtttttttttttttttt rrrrttttttttttttt rettttttttttt
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GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
I WASHED MY HAIR WITH SHOWER GEL INSTEAD OF SHAMPOO AND NOW MY HAIR IT'S ALL SHIDDY
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>m.
>mobile.
sage and hide
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blep the nose of this kitty o.o
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shekels 4 22chen?

not sure if we can keep 22chan city running smoothly unless we are stable with a non-monetary economy
if we had our own form of currency what will we call it
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The Day After Tomorrow all is violent, ALL is BRIGHT!
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Well?
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kazakhstan chad bread report in

nuggers whats going on
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imma try and find a qt at carrefour at the book section wish me luck
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>he walks up to you
>asks for butter
wat do
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GATORGANG LETS FUKKEN GOOOOOOOO
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gordita
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the funni

and johnathan
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lolelolelole fuck mods fuck jannies
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Spider Gang?

sPiDeRgAnG
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itt: derail this thread
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lol u tk him 2da bar|?
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22CHAN PRIDE

HEIL TWOOT ANON PRIDE FUCK watermelon addictS LITERALLY ALMOST EVERY OTHER IMAGEBOARD IS RETARDED 22CHAN IS 22 TIMES THE CHAN
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the funk soul brother
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HRRRNNNNNNNN
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Gator glory

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all praise the gator gods
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whatever you want

aaaaaaaaaaa
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WHITEY DID THIS
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YOU KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS???

WELL
DO YOU
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i am heavy weapons guy

lolololol fuG YOU /vg/
(comment)
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Why are you locked in the bathroom?
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cmon gatorgang lets get some ice cream
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a tink in the pink

tight in the stink
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Filename related

He has left
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Hello /sewers/, I'm a visitor from a regular pornsite's [s4s], nice to meet you.
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how do i use this image board i think my screen is to small or something
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i liek gator
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Anti-Zwoot Action

A nefarious evil has befallen our board, but if we all work together we can defeat it. On the count of three, leat's all clap our hands and say "go away zwoot." Here we go
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GO AWAY ZWOOT
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i hate you all

especially otters, eat shid and die
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