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R: 10 / I: 4

No otters!

As a result of the victory of the 22chan's revolution, the Otter Question has become a problem for those who never before thought about solving the Otter Question, who never fought to solve it. Everyone has seen that the current situation is intolerable. Allowing free development and equality for the Otter has led to an “unfree” situation of exploited competition, and to a handing over of important positions within the /sewers/ to those dirty Otters.
We can outlaw them, ban them, kick them out....
Nevertheless, these temporary measures cannot be a final solution to the Otter Question since the time is not yet ripe, although the laws point out the direction and leave room for any future developments.
continue in parts because body is too long
R: 6 / I: 2
>be me
R: 3 / I: 0
im gonna say the n word
R: 2 / I: 0
are minions Christian?
R: 19 / I: 4
>I don't believe shitposting is vital to the sustained quality of an imageboard
R: 0 / I: 0
Gator gang gator gang gator gang
Chilling in the sewers with my gator thang
Trynna post a thread that blows up (bang bang)
Gator gang gator gang gator gang
R: 18 / I: 8
Petition to call ourselves "sewer gators," or "gators" for short.
R: 4 / I: 0

step in me = no!

litl snek is litl
big snek is big
medium snek is snek
now forget

kreddids = cober snek
R: 3 / I: 2

Sounds of /sewers/

Post what you've been listening to recently! Feel free to discuss or rate other songs people have posted!
R: 15 / I: 0
lol weed
R: 7 / I: 1
Meaningless thread
R: 1 / I: 0

FFFUUUCCCKKK

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R: 2 / I: 1
ching chong ching chong ching chong ching chong ching chong ching chong ching chong ching chong ching chong ching chong ching chong ching chong ching chong ching chong ching chong ching chong ching chong ching chong ching chong
R: 7 / I: 2
heeeeeeeeeeeeeeey boooooooooooooooyyyyyyyyyys

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
R: 1 / I: 1
post incredible feats of athleticism. the human body is an amazing thing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dY4QkhwQMRA
R: 2 / I: 0
This site dying
I shall give this site the kiss of life
R: 2 / I: 0

nigger

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R: 4 / I: 1

/deepthoughts/

Sometimes I wish I was a cute loli, but then I remember that would make me a transsexual. So I'd rather just be a shapeshifter that could become a loli if it wanted, because that's not gay and/or degenerate.
R: 11 / I: 4
What do you want to be when you grow up?
R: 9 / I: 8
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R: 53 / I: 5
let me tell you a good story!


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i dont have a good story...


anons im asking YOU if you have a good funny story.


pic unrelated
R: 2 / I: 0

qweb= qweb

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R: 7 / I: 0
First rule of sewers is that we do not talk about sewers.

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
R: 7 / I: 2

/rpg/ - Rude Posting General

u are all poopy heads and dumb and stupid and blergh
R: 5 / I: 1
you should take a shower, smelly motherfucker.
R: 3 / I: 2

BAVI

BAVI
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V
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R: 7 / I: 5
Spryo is my favorite Pokemon.

Tell me your favorite Pokemon!
R: 11 / I: 4

Howdy ho, you collosal student of fellatio

Here's a quality thread for you, fucknoggin. ITT: We discuss MY DICK. Uh-oh, does that hurt your little feelings? Then why is it that I see your pants starting to stretch? Could it be that you... think I'm cute? Y-you bastard! Didn't your mother ever tell you that it's rude to make empty threats? That's right. I'm calling you out, you daft toad-man. You don't even have the guts to make a proper discord raid. And if you're so concerned with the "quality" of 22chan, you're not gonna shill us to Instagram, either. You absolute faggot. Your threats are emptier than your ballsack after an episode of MLP. Nothing's going to happen in the discord when your 24 hours are up, aside from all of us laughing at you. Don't fuck with the gators.

You rolled the number 765635961 (no dubs or higher)

Your fortune: Good Luck
R: 0 / I: 0
I like farting on old ladies at walmart. I promise your gramma will be next!
R: 0 / I: 0
Sit on my back anon! We're going to space!
R: 26 / I: 5
I'm pleasantly surprised that this site is still alive.

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
R: 5 / I: 0
Can i come play? I always seem to be banned on 4chan for some reason.
R: 25 / I: 4
roll or fag,
if you dont roll
ya are fag
R: 0 / I: 0
It's been so long I've had a thought like this. Seven years ago I wanted to kill my parents about 5 times as bad but I didn't. I pulled through.
So I knew two people in youth, one I was friends with, looked her up, top friends other. out of guilt i messaged other. we hung out and i met her boyfriend who was a cunt. i told her i wanted her and she blocked me. well fast foreward and i'm being investigated by the fbi, she has been watching my facebook and calls the cops for "threatening" her boyfriend. she says in the police report i think she's in love with me, I'm stalking her. i never said any of that shit to anyone, actually. then she follows me on youtube. i message her on a diff account and tell her to stay the fuck away. turns out like the day before the boyfriend gets murdered by a stranger. she never came back, i even sent her $ and she took it.
tldr; pretty much wanna murder my second cousin
i'm not gonna do it, i just don't know how to deal with wanting to kill her, i don't even know if i want to move on.
R: 15 / I: 7

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You rolled the number 700411307 (no dubs or higher)

Your fortune: Bad Luck
R: 4 / I: 2
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R: 14 / I: 0
Worst number from 1-10?
My money’s on 7.
R: 12 / I: 7
should fap benis??///
i call entire world to sit on tabl and discuss
fap benis? yes?
R: 4 / I: 1

the tasty pussy

i like pussy i eat the whole pussy it feels so soft
R: 10 / I: 0
>be me

You rolled the number 967088324 (no dubs or higher)
R: 3 / I: 0
YOUR DOG WAS YOUR ONLY FRIEND

YOU SPEND YOUR LIFE SAVING FIXING ITS BROKEN LEG

YOU LOVED IT MORE THAN YOU'RE PARENTS LOVED YOU

AND THEN I RAN IT OVER



YOUR DOG WAS DUMB, AND NOW IT'S DEAD

MY TIRE TRACKS ARE TATTOOED ON ITS HEAD

MY TIRE TRACKS ARE TATTOOED ON ITS HEAD



I DRAGGED IT 50 YARDS DOWN THE STREET

AND YOU RAN AFTER ME IN TEARS

I ALMOST CRASHED BECAUSE I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD

THEN I TURNED AROUND, AND TRIED TO HIT YOU
R: 2 / I: 1
King DeDeDe is my waifu
R: 0 / I: 0

Fuck yeah

i need the NINGA NIGGERS
R: 2 / I: 0

i'm such a chad

got girls left and right homie
R: 1 / I: 0
Hello am I b&
R: 1 / I: 0
I habe epileptsy, pleas keep this chan accessible for people like me by not posting any flashing images...
R: 2 / I: 1

My name is donk and I love to honk.

My name is donk and I love to honk.
R: 5 / I: 3

AAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Your fortune: Godly Luck
R: 0 / I: 0
I need some gondolas for recreational use
R: 1 / I: 0
bro
smoge weed? yes.
today is weed day
smoge da weed bro
hid it upp dood
R: 12 / I: 2
Im gay
R: 5 / I: 1
himp
R: 1 / I: 0
remember
R: 4 / I: 0
After communing with the higher powers, I have come to learn that I have been sent here to bully people. This is a difficult truth for me to accept, since I have thus far lived my life trying to comfort all those who wear a frown on their faces. I am scared, as I know the path which lies before me is long and stony. Please, help me to practice before I depart to do my work upon the world. Let me bully you.
R: 7 / I: 3
Workin hard
R: 4 / I: 1
I see shadows with gray penus yeeaaaah! Lemme see gray bonssyyes
R: 6 / I: 0
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....

BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF
R: 7 / I: 1
The car is on fire, and there's no driver at the wheel
And the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides
And a dark wind blows
R: 5 / I: 0

if dubs i eat donut

that weird autistic place called [s4s] brought me here
does this place have any good maimes?

You rolled the number 266080775 (no dubs or higher)
R: 15 / I: 8

astronaut man

astronaut man
astronaut man
astronaut man
astronaut man
astronaut man
astronaut man
astronaut man
R: 7 / I: 1
WOOOOOOOOH OH YEAH ALEXA PLAY CRABPACITO
R: 31 / I: 13
Hi. I'm Sonic the Hedgehog. I love to run! In fact, many people say that I'm the fastest thing alive! My life is great, I'm about to graduate from an Ivy-League University and marry the girl of my dreams!

Or, at least, I would be, if I was still alive.

You see, exactly 7 years ago, on January 15, 2011, I decided to go out for a run, just like any other run on any other day. But this time, I went so fast that I instantly liquefied. As my crying mother identified my body to the officials, she made an oath. She didn't want anybody else to go through this heartbreak. And so, she worked with many professionals in the field of Vocaloid to replicate my voice patterns so that I can warn everybody else: don't do what I did. Always fast responsibly.

This has been a PSA from the Green Hill Police Department.
R: 4 / I: 0

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R: 4 / I: 0

BALLS

SAMBA
IN UGANDA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxhbEO7pz9o
R: 11 / I: 1
I'm coming out as asesxual.
R: 6 / I: 1
Fucking lawnmowers
R: 14 / I: 8
TruurT
R: 4 / I: 0
Just want to let you all know that I'm the puppet master around these parts.
R: 2 / I: 0
wow where does the ebin fortune function maymay come from???

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
R: 4 / I: 1

Need after advice to hurry!

Since before ago, even though by the time concerned was serious rather than opposite, except once, unlike towards as much as considering, although regarding before to as long as always.

Have again even if decision, or before trying?

Thanks wether whomever until answer.
R: 6 / I: 1
If I could permanently turn myself into a brainless earthworm, I would do it without any hesitation.
R: 20 / I: 2
Check'em

You rolled the number 471635906 (no dubs or higher)
R: 6 / I: 2

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꧁꧂꧁꧂꧁꧂꧁꧂꧁꧂꧁꧂

Octopus gang muh nigga
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R: 2 / I: 0
Gonna go on out to have me a quick fap lads. Be careful while I'm gone.
R: 0 / I: 0 (sticky)

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