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cmon gatorgang lets get some ice cream
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Original, hand-crafted copypasta; The perfect present for a wedding, christening, new baby, birthday, anniversary, retirement, mother’s day, thank you, school reunion - any occasion you can think of! Our copypastas are each individually handcrafted by a skilled and dedicated chef and guaranteed to be of the highest quality.
These beautiful and decorative copypastas are hand-crafted from crushed and powered words bound up with only the finest pasta. Every copypasta is completely hand made, from the basic raw materials through to the finished product every process is carried out by hand. The only exception is a cleaning and polishing process in which the copypasta is put through special machines. Even these machines have been developed for particular use in the preparation of the copypasta, for, although the copypasta is quite durable, fine details such as noses, horses ear's, swords, daggers and flag staffs could be snapped of if treated too roughly.
The National Association of Copypasta Chefs (NACC) is dedicated to protecting artists and crafters - their work, creativity and intellectual properties and marketing rights. I believe to keep the true work of the artist and copypasta chef alive we must act to promote and protect our art and craft.
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the /sewers/ holy church of oracle

use fortune to know the truth
ask oracle any questions and she shall answer you
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PORN Thread

P. O. R. N. (Post ostensibly right now)
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a tink in the pink

tight in the stink
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Filename related

He has left
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Scream General : Empty Your Lungs Edition

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Hello /sewers/, I'm a visitor from a regular pornsite's [s4s], nice to meet you.
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how do i use this image board i think my screen is to small or something
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i liek gator
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kitty kot
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NO

NO
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Anti-Zwoot Action

A nefarious evil has befallen our board, but if we all work together we can defeat it. On the count of three, leat's all clap our hands and say "go away zwoot." Here we go
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GO AWAY ZWOOT
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i hate you all

especially otters, eat shid and die
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GATOR?
YES
GATOR
GANG
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Time to reflect

He protects his waifu......
Would you do the same?
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Hello

Hello it's anon, on one rainy day I deiced to go into my google meet class, there was about 10 kids and 2 teachers, we were learning about the hall of cost and what happened to the victims within the hall of cost, as we where half way into the class, both of the teachers get booted but the class stays up, then all of the students start to leave, on the whiteboard all i see is, you'll end up like the Jews, the next morning i went into my class, everything was fine then it happened again, everyone got kicked out besides one person, they didn't have a username but there pfp was an image of a persons face melting, I think it might be a Jew I don't know, they turn there camera on and all I see is this person who looked like they died in the hall of cost, my computer sets on fire with images of Jews being burned in the background.
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Behold!

Here comes the KING OF NI​GGERS
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GATORMAN

TO THE RESCUE
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The ultimate recollection of 10,596 colors on the Amiga 500. Creation, destruction, one in more or less the same, one is its shadow. Reign forever. Lucky Star is a great show. Scimitar unity 3,592. Sepulchres reign.

That's the last time I'm going to Wendy's.
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The TRUTH

Obama watches you poop using your phones camera. True story from someone who is definitely who he says he is.
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gator gang nigga

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"gator noises"

gator gang
dump gator pics nao
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chong ching cheng /sewersu/ panda?
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Make shidty comics

Here I go!
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fuck
we doing this again?
aight
one day ill get out of this cube
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meatwich feetlong

this is the last time I'm going to quiznos.
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YOU KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS???

WELL
DO YOU
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WHITEY DID THIS
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Please remember to call people out on their spammy bullshid, here's a free reaction image to help you make the internet a slightly less shidty place.
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beefstar

"Do you, like, ever let people into your meat-locker to, like, uh, you know,
fuck around with the meat?" I asked.

The short-haired Greek man looked at me strangely from behind the counter.
Several of the waitresses glared in my direction.

"What you mean 'fuck around'?" the dumpy Greek asked.

"You know, like shovin' your dick in and out of the openings in the meat.
Then, like, getting a bunch of smelly, sticky cream of tubesteak all over the
junk that you grind into foodburgers," I informed him.

"Naw. We don't do that. You don't do that. Nobody do that," the imbecile
claimed.

"I do that," I began, "and as a matter of fact, most of my pals do that too.
We like it."

Overhearing our conversation, one of the waitresses gave me a sour look.
She seemed to be acting like she was getting sick. The cook and the other two
waitresses completely ignored everything except the random orders for patty
melts and double cheeseburgers.

"Look, I don't wanna do nothin' weird or strange or anything. I just wanna
fuck a bunch of meat that you got in your huge ol' meat locker. Listen, don't
any of you stupid fuckers understand what I'm sayin'?" I stated in an agitated
manner.

"Mister, people gotta eat my food. If you stick dick in food, no can eat.
Frank lose money. No can do," the Greek said.

"How much money would you lose, bright eyes?" I asked.

"Big thing of cow cost Frank $220 for a half," Greek-man said.

"Well, I wanna fuck around with about 13 of them. Let's see...that's about
$2860...and I'll give you...oh, let's see...$40 just for letting me do it,
OK?"

"I dunno."

"OK. Look, I'll give you $3000 cash, RIGHT NOW, cause I like you an awful
lot, and also cause I'm fucking sick and tired or trying to talk to you
goddamn Greek half-wits."

The Greek seemed to ponder what I had said for a minute, or perhaps he was
just wallowing in incomprehension. One waitress went into the back-room and
loudly threw up.

"OK. But you give Frank money NOW."

I handed the three bills over to the fool and lifted up a section of the
counter and walked into the walk-in freezer.

"OK, you can fuck with 13 sides of cow, but leave cheese and other gunk
alone.OK?"

There was a wide variety of different kinds of food present in the walk-in
freezer. Many, many eggs and other fine foods. I could see containers of
pancake batter and butter. On the left was what I was after. Thirteen
beautiful sides of beef!

I started to get a hard-on just looking at the beef!

"You got your cash. Get out of here!" I shouted at the geek.

I casually waltzed up to the nearest beef-side and began to sweet-talk it.

"Hi, new in town? Ever get into Satanism? shid, you're cute."

The cool beef did not reply.

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post bread goddamnit
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わは~!
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Brain damage

What the actual fuck have I made
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...i am redartation
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>Turn on sphere.
>Ask sphere for tomorrow's weather.
>Five seconds later, it breaks.
Welp, guess it won't be pleasing.
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superstar rock
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lol u tk him 2da bar|?
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HE'S MELTING!!!!!!!!!!!111
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Did you know?

No you don't. Fuck off
~Gorgias
[spoiler]
On Non-Existence:
1. Nothing exists;
2. Even if something exists, nothing can be known about it; and
3. Even if something can be known about it, knowledge about it can't be communicated to others.
4. Even if it can be communicated, it cannot be understood.[/spoiler]
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22chan is dead.

That's it, sorry. Go post somewhere else. No, it won't ever resuscitate. Leave now
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>get big beautiful house on a spacious estate
>cram it with so much bullshid it becomes impossible to walk in a straight line without knocking something over and causing a domino effect
why were victorians like this
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QUICK GET IN THE CAR

GET IN THE CAR, I'll explain later. GET IN THE CAR, QUICK
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Spider Gang?

sPiDeRgAnG
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Guess who had an internet connection outage?
Me.
And it olnly begun at daytime yesterday.
And it olnly stopped now, in evening.
The line people fixed it in 18 hours.
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gatorgang

Gatorgang
g8er gang
gayter gang
and most importantly
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THATS IT
IM SICK AND TIRED OF ALL THIS NOISE WHOEVERS DOWN THERE IS MAKING
HOPE YOU GET WHAT YOU DISERVE FAGGOT
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22CHAN PRIDE

HEIL TWOOT ANON PRIDE FUCK watermelon addictS LITERALLY ALMOST EVERY OTHER IMAGEBOARD IS RETARDED 22CHAN IS 22 TIMES THE CHAN
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https://22chan.org/sewers/res/2700#q2700
as he goes and sleep in a tent i go pay the a rent with a cent that i bent
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de blacc man go "ongo bongo"
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In the sewer all alone, that's my home!
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You have a chicken, donald trump and a cello.
What do you do?
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This is a 10-year-old screenshot. I played this character 10 years ago.
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My Spurdo looks cool?
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Have my devious "flim-flam's" caused you to relinquish your emotional well being?

Ejaculating my laughter in a in a rude, uproarious manner
I see my cunning and devilish plan to discombobulate your anal cavity proceeded as planned, for i has coaxed you into a snafu.
I shall now qoute your clause inorder to establish my dominince forth-hence:
>good sir, you have enraged my sexual organs so, this is an outrage!
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fuck it imma sleep in a tent
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lolelolelole fuck mods fuck jannies
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Daily news

Report news and discuss itt!
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I like to find construction sites, go there at night, find the building permit which is legally required to be on-site at all times, rip it off the wall and take it home. I have collected 47 different permits from 36 construction sites. Fear me.
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frick you

frick
and heck
fight me
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itt: derail this thread
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Do you guys like my website https://22chan.org i think its pretty cool, i also have another website https://wiese2.org its also pretty sweet.
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he big

he fat
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blehhhhh
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guys wtf how could moot do this?
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What's worse?

What is worse, Tumblr or plebbit?
Like yeah, they're both cesspools of garbage, but what is worse?
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8w8

8w8
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DEATH TO CAPITALISM
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let's celebrate the birthday of 22chan itt lole
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i just broke into this chick's apartment, stole $81, some airpods, a bunch of $2 bills, a ti-84+ graphing calculator, and 7 condoms. i then left some sticky notes in her bedroom telling her to add me on instagram (i made a burner account). am i doing this whole dating thing properly?
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bros...
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