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 No.88[Reply]

Rules

This board is for posts that are even more random as posts on /b/.

If your post has no meaning/ makes no sense at all, then /sewers/ is the right board for you.

Normal random posts belong on /b/.

Rule breaks may cause ban/deletion.


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 No.319[Reply]

you should take a shower, smelly motherfucker.

 No.321[D]

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Thank

 No.322[D]

>>319
I just took my first shower in over a week because of this post. Thank you, anon. I feel like a human again.



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 No.54[Reply]

should fap benis??///
i call entire world to sit on tabl and discuss
fap benis? yes?
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 No.69[D]

>>54
dont fap. fap is kill. (((they))) want that you waste your energies. fapping makes your brain foggy and tendencies faggy.

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

 No.70[D]

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>>69
haha its da joos lol shake le benis = JOO CONSPIRACY taek de redpill man do not shake dik ok it is NOT God's will an u be punished
in conclusion do not shake dick or de joo boogeyman get u lole

 No.71[D]

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i believe we should be free to fap our peepee once in a while, otherwise you're just an uptight faget.

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

 No.72[D]

>>71
b & r pill

 No.320[D]

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Private Browsing

When you browse in a Private Window, Firefox does not save:

visited pages
cookies
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Firefox will save your:

bookmarks
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 No.146[Reply]

let me tell you a good story!


...


i dont have a good story...


anons im asking YOU if you have a good funny story.


pic unrelated
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 No.263[D]

>>262
"You got a rum un up home!" said Teddy.

Hall very sociably pulled up. "What's that?" he asked.

"Rum-looking customer stopping at the 'Coach and Horses,'" said Teddy. "My sakes!"

And he proceeded to give Hall a vivid description of his grotesque guest. "Looks a bit like a disguise, don't it? I'd like to see a man's face if I had him stopping in my place," said Henfrey. "But women are that trustful—where strangers are concerned. He's took your rooms and he ain't even given a name, Hall."

"You don't say so!" said Hall, who was a man of sluggish apprehension.

"Yes," said Teddy. "By the week. Whatever he is, you can't get rid of him under the week. And he's got a lot of luggage coming to-morrow, so he says. Let's hope it won't be stones in boxes, Hall."

He told Hall how his aunt at Hastings had been swindled by a stranger with empty portmanteaux. Altogether he left Hall vaguely suspicious. "Get up, old girl," said Hall. "I s'pose I must see 'bout this."

Teddy trudged on his way with his mind considerably relieved.

 No.264[D]

>>263
Instead of "seeing 'bout it," however, Hall on his return was severely rated by his wife on the length of time he had spent in Sidderbridge, and his mild inquiries were answered snappishly and in a manner not to the point. But the seed of suspicion Teddy had sown germinated in the mind of Mr. Hall in spite of these discouragements. "You wim' don't know everything," said Mr. Hall, resolved to ascertain more about the personality of his guest at the earliest possible opportunity. And after the stranger had gone to bed, which he did about half-past nine, Mr. Hall went very aggressively into the parlour and looked very hard at his wife's furniture, just to show that the stranger wasn't master there, and scrutinised closely and a little contemptuously a sheet of mathematical computations the stranger had left. When retiring for the night he instructed Mrs. Hall to look very closely at the stranger's luggage when it came next day.

"You mind your own business, Hall," said Mrs. Hall, "and I'll mind mine."

She was all the more inclined to snap at Hall because the stranger was undoubtedly an unusually strange sort of stranger, and she was by no means assured about him in her own mind. In the middle of the night she woke up dreaming of huge white heads like turnips, that came trailing after her, at the end of interminable necks, and with vast black eyes. But being a sensible woman, she subdued her terrors and turned over and went to sleep again.

 No.315[D]

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>>146
this is a classic one

 No.317[D]

>>315
>a post from 2019
>classic
kys

 No.318[D]

>>317
it will be shared for many generations. that's why it's considered a classic, it's that good of a story

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail



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 No.239[Reply]

Worst number from 1-10?
My money’s on 7.
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 No.243[D]

>>239
4 is such a whore

You rolled the number 109217913 (no dubs or higher)

 No.304[D]

>>239
i also hate the number 7.
it just sucks and thats it

You rolled the number 30716731 (no dubs or higher)

Your fortune: Average Luck

 No.308[D]

>>239

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

 No.310[D]

7 is an fucking ASSWHOLE!1!!1!

 No.311[D]

7 is definitely a gay number. i'm a number 4 type of guy



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 No.312[Reply]

Dicks are so cute omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω\) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!(^ワ^) and the most adorable thing ever is when sperm-sama comes out but theyre rlly shy so u have to work hard!!(๑•ㅁ•๑)✧ but when penis-kun and sperm-sama meet and theyre blushing and all like "uwaaa~!" (ノ´ヮ´)ノ: ・゚hehehe~penis-kun is so adorable (●´Д`●)・::・

 No.313[D]

who is this?

 No.314[D]

I know! just imagine the smegma of a very huge throbbing cock that's sooooo desperate for love! I love it when I rub my smooth cute face cuddling against cock! I love it when it twitches! I just want to make sure cock-senpai gets enough love and splurts deep inside my throat! >//<



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 No.306[Reply]

Listen to Better than you by S.a.t.W.o.t.W.o.T. #np on #SoundCloud
https://soundcloud.com/satwotwot/better-than-you

 No.307[D]

wut

 No.309[D]

>>306
flood

You rolled the number 629987260 (no dubs or higher)

Your fortune: Outlook good



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 No.288[Reply]

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You rolled the number 700411307 (no dubs or higher)

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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 No.299[D]

>>297
(((ISHMAEL)))

 No.300[D]


 No.301[D]

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>>288 Don’t forget about aphids too!!!!

 No.302[D]

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>>301
Oh, how could I ever forget about you guys?

 No.303[D]

>>298
But that's a borglar not a sanvwitch



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 No.294[Reply]

mfw i killed a palestinian child throwing a pebble at me with a tank
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jI6iAa-cC0


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 No.285[Reply]

male(female) butthole got me acting strange, my dick be like ooooooooo aaaaaaaaaaaa wooooooooooo ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 No.286[D]

>>285
i diagnose you with gay

 No.287[D]

>>285
Like this



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 No.284[Reply]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhhhh


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 No.189[Reply]

Which has a larger userbase, 4chan or r/4chan?
Answer: [spoiler]They're exactly the same ;)[/spoiler]
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 No.276[D]

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>>269
hallelujah

 No.277[D]

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 No.280[D]

>>276
>>277
>that color scheme and icons
ugh, it looks like facebook.

 No.281[D]

>>269
>>270
>>271

Oh jesus.... RIP 4chan

>>280
Facebook indeed

 No.282[D]

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>>281
4chan has hit a new low.



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 No.250[Reply]

astronaut man
astronaut man
astronaut man
astronaut man
astronaut man
astronaut man
astronaut man
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 No.256[D]

>>255
Yeah, you gotta use lube. If you just stick it in over and over, it could hurt. It goes much easier with lube, take it from me. I'm an expert.

 No.257[D]

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astronaut man becomes astronaut woman

 No.266[D]

astronaut man looks like a pretty cool dude

 No.278[D]

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>>257
astronaut man dies from suicide

 No.279[D]

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>>278
astronaut man fakes his own death to evade taxes



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 No.102[Reply]

Hi. I'm Sonic the Hedgehog. I love to run! In fact, many people say that I'm the fastest thing alive! My life is great, I'm about to graduate from an Ivy-League University and marry the girl of my dreams!

Or, at least, I would be, if I was still alive.

You see, exactly 7 years ago, on January 15, 2011, I decided to go out for a run, just like any other run on any other day. But this time, I went so fast that I instantly liquefied. As my crying mother identified my body to the officials, she made an oath. She didn't want anybody else to go through this heartbreak. And so, she worked with many professionals in the field of Vocaloid to replicate my voice patterns so that I can warn everybody else: don't do what I did. Always fast responsibly.

This has been a PSA from the Green Hill Police Department.
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 No.127[D]

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>>123
>>125
OP here. Why would you do this? And in my thread, of all places! How could you betray me like this? Niniba is nice and a cute, but this... is No.

 No.128[D]

>>127
sorry, shouldnt have told you that i made niniba too
just imagine it as a shitpost, shitdraw maybe

 No.131[D]

SANIC SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

 No.223[D]

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I hate Sonic the Hedgehog so goddamn much. And I'm not talking about his horrid fanbase or wretched games; even if Sonic existed in a vacuum, with him and myself as the only inhabitants, I would still hate him.

Every morning as I lay in bed, I am paralyzed by my sheer hatred for the infernal blue blur. I am unable to move to get out of bed until I take painkilling drugs to make the knowledge of his existence bearable. I can hear you asking me, "why do you hate Sonic so much?" Here's my answer: how could I not? How could I feel anything but revulsion in the face of this steaming azure shitwad? How could anyone feel any emotion other than pain at his memory? Who could feel anything other than anguish at his presence? This beastly menace must be purged. I don't mean killed, I want him completely purged from existence. I don't even have any delusions of searching for suffering in his erasure, there is no such arrogance to be found in my mortal frame. I just want him gone.

 No.268[D]

>>223
I am proud to say that I have moved on. I am no longer the spiteful man you see portrayed in this comment, I have seen the light. Sonic is necessary to the proper functioning of the society we all hold dear.



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 No.210[Reply]

Check'em

You rolled the number 471635906 (no dubs or higher)
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 No.227[D]

>>226
fuck, I admit defeat...

You rolled the number 91681536 (no dubs or higher)

 No.237[D]

gib dubs nao

You rolled the number 355242191 (no dubs or higher)

 No.238[D]

i did nothing for those dubs

You rolled the number 245100009 (no dubs or higher)

 No.246[D]

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>>217

You rolled the number 582084269 (no dubs or higher)

 No.267[D]

i mean, getting dubs shouldnt be hard, eh?

You rolled the number 997385451 (no dubs or higher)



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