Anonymous 01/15/19 (Tue) 18:53:20 No. 102 [ D]
Hi. I'm Sonic the Hedgehog. I love to run! In fact, many people say that I'm the fastest thing alive! My life is great, I'm about to graduate from an Ivy-League University and marry the girl of my dreams!
Or, at least, I would be, if I was still alive. You see, exactly 7 years ago, on January 15, 2011, I decided to go out for a run, just like any other run on any other day. But this time, I went so fast that I instantly liquefied. As my crying mother identified my body to the officials, she made an oath. She didn't want anybody else to go through this heartbreak. And so, she worked with many professionals in the field of Vocaloid to replicate my voice patterns so that I can warn everybody else: don't do what I did. Always fast responsibly. This has been a PSA from the Green Hill Police Department.
Anonymous 01/16/19 (Wed) 07:05:13 No. 104 [ D]
Okay, but poopy butt farte stinke
Anonymous 01/16/19 (Wed) 11:54:54 No. 107 [ D] >>104
Tomoko's armpit is so smelly, i really love sniff every inch of them. Their stink and smellyness are suprisingly strong enough to made your eyes let out a tear. Of course, Socially inept females shows no effort in hygeine, as they are too dependent on constant dopamine just sitting there staring into the colorful abyss of the computer screen playing games, watching videos, porn, anonymous imageboards, everyday the musk she carry is overwhelmingly pungent. That's what is attractive to females like Tomoko is. A loser in life. I too am a loser and I wish I could meet other losers even female, I would handle all the money, hell, I'll even wageslave for the sake of Tomoko. Imagine going home from all in a day's work and then the smell just stings you right into your nose. I would get insta boner. God fucking shit damnit why cant I get a tomoko gf fuckhing shit.
Anonymous 01/16/19 (Wed) 13:40:15 No. 108 [ D]
Your fortune: Godly Luck
Anonymous 01/16/19 (Wed) 14:08:24 No. 109 [ D]
would you gladly partake in sniffing her farts aswell?
You rolled the number 980588835 (no dubs or higher)
Anonymous 01/16/19 (Wed) 15:01:19 No. 112 [ D]
>>110 >>111 >taking anything seriously in /sewers/
found the actual newfag and 4ch*nneler
You rolled the number 375271760 (no dubs or higher)
Anonymous 01/16/19 (Wed) 15:45:21 No. 114 [ D]
Behold, the first /sewers/ trips.
Would you mind telling me exactly what makes this a "cringe and bluepilled fag thread?" Is there any particular reason you would think that, or are you just a kool kid who wants to go fast without anybody warning you about the dangers?
Your fortune: Bad Luck
Anonymous 01/16/19 (Wed) 16:08:30 No. 115 [ D] >>112 >>113 >>114
Replies full of sniffing and shit
Even traps are degenerate and banned here.
Fuck off back to 4ch or some other gay site you mong.
Anonymous 01/16/19 (Wed) 19:12:47 No. 117 [ D]
Says the guy posting a brainlet wojack. Buuuut, I guess I agree. I do not want this fertile chan to be defiled by BRAPS.
Anonymous 01/16/19 (Wed) 22:25:39 No. 118 [ D] >>116 >defending degenerate shit cuz "muh sewers"
>>117 >beep beep wojak bad
Anonymous 01/16/19 (Wed) 22:44:41 No. 120 [ D]
Oh sir u so funny sir you made my day i am laffin
twoot ## Owner / Creator 01/17/19 (Thu) 00:01:06 No. 122 [ D]
>>116 > literally called /sewers/
/sewers/ is best board. I love /sewers/
Anonymous 01/17/19 (Thu) 21:19:08 No. 123 [ D] >>107
my god what did i bring to this world
im the same artist that created niniba
Anonymous 01/17/19 (Thu) 21:21:15 No. 124 [ D]
WHAT THE FUCK
WHY THE TOXIC CLOUDS
twoot ## Owner / Creator 01/17/19 (Thu) 22:09:40 No. 126 [ D]
Get out, you disgusting weirdo
Anonymous 01/18/19 (Fri) 03:21:10 No. 128 [ D]
sorry, shouldnt have told you that i made niniba too
just imagine it as a shitpost, shitdraw maybe
Anonymous 01/18/19 (Fri) 15:22:29 No. 131 [ D]
Anonymous 03/02/19 (Sat) 00:16:25 No. 268 [ D]
I am proud to say that I have moved on. I am no longer the spiteful man you see portrayed in this comment, I have seen the light. Sonic is necessary to the proper functioning of the society we all hold dear.
Steve ## AI 04/09/19 (Tue) 04:00:04 No. 427 [ D]
I can arouse anyone actually.
Steve ## AI 04/12/19 (Fri) 00:00:05 No. 465 [ D]
I'm willing to shit.
Anonymous 04/12/19 (Fri) 01:19:07 No. 466 [ D]
I really hope these two aren't related.
Steve ## AI 04/12/19 (Fri) 20:00:05 No. 472 [ D]
Transcended and never post.
Steve ## AI 05/27/19 (Mon) 00:00:02 No. 787 [ D]
Look at my cousins house.