/sewers/ - Hi. I'm Sonic the Hedgehog. I love to run! In fact, many people say that I'm the fastest thing alive! My life is great, I'm about to graduate from an Ivy-League University and marry the girl of my dreams!Or, at least, I would be, if I was still alive.

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Hi. I'm Sonic the Hedgehog. I love to run! In fact, many people say that I'm the fastest thing alive! My life is great, I'm about to graduate from an Ivy-League University and marry the girl of my dreams!

Or, at least, I would be, if I was still alive.

You see, exactly 7 years ago, on January 15, 2011, I decided to go out for a run, just like any other run on any other day. But this time, I went so fast that I instantly liquefied. As my crying mother identified my body to the officials, she made an oath. She didn't want anybody else to go through this heartbreak. And so, she worked with many professionals in the field of Vocaloid to replicate my voice patterns so that I can warn everybody else: don't do what I did. Always fast responsibly.

This has been a PSA from the Green Hill Police Department.


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Okay, but poopy butt farte stinke


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Tomoko's armpit is so smelly, i really love sniff every inch of them. Their stink and smellyness are suprisingly strong enough to made your eyes let out a tear. Of course, Socially inept females shows no effort in hygeine, as they are too dependent on constant dopamine just sitting there staring into the colorful abyss of the computer screen playing games, watching videos, porn, anonymous imageboards, everyday the musk she carry is overwhelmingly pungent. That's what is attractive to females like Tomoko is. A loser in life. I too am a loser and I wish I could meet other losers even female, I would handle all the money, hell, I'll even wageslave for the sake of Tomoko. Imagine going home from all in a day's work and then the smell just stings you right into your nose. I would get insta boner. God fucking shit damnit why cant I get a tomoko gf fuckhing shit.



haha yes

Your fortune: Godly Luck


would you gladly partake in sniffing her farts aswell?

You rolled the number 980588835 (no dubs or higher)


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go back to 4chan quarantine


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cringe and bluepilled fag thread


>taking anything seriously in /sewers/
found the actual newfag and 4ch*nneler

You rolled the number 375271760 (no dubs or higher)



Worst trips ever


Behold, the first /sewers/ trips.
Would you mind telling me exactly what makes this a "cringe and bluepilled fag thread?" Is there any particular reason you would think that, or are you just a kool kid who wants to go fast without anybody warning you about the dangers?

Your fortune: Bad Luck


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Replies full of sniffing and shit
Really nigga?

Even traps are degenerate and banned here.
Fuck off back to 4ch or some other gay site you mong.



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What did you expect from a board literally called /sewers/?


Says the guy posting a brainlet wojack. Buuuut, I guess I agree. I do not want this fertile chan to be defiled by BRAPS.


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>defending degenerate shit cuz "muh sewers"

>beep beep wojak bad


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Oh sir u so funny sir you made my day i am laffin


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> literally called /sewers/

/sewers/ is best board. I love /sewers/


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my god what did i bring to this world
im the same artist that created niniba




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i mean here's a version without the "toxic clouds"



Get out, you disgusting weirdo


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OP here. Why would you do this? And in my thread, of all places! How could you betray me like this? Niniba is nice and a cute, but this... is No.


sorry, shouldnt have told you that i made niniba too
just imagine it as a shitpost, shitdraw maybe




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I hate Sonic the Hedgehog so goddamn much. And I'm not talking about his horrid fanbase or wretched games; even if Sonic existed in a vacuum, with him and myself as the only inhabitants, I would still hate him.

Every morning as I lay in bed, I am paralyzed by my sheer hatred for the infernal blue blur. I am unable to move to get out of bed until I take painkilling drugs to make the knowledge of his existence bearable. I can hear you asking me, "why do you hate Sonic so much?" Here's my answer: how could I not? How could I feel anything but revulsion in the face of this steaming azure shitwad? How could anyone feel any emotion other than pain at his memory? Who could feel anything other than anguish at his presence? This beastly menace must be purged. I don't mean killed, I want him completely purged from existence. I don't even have any delusions of searching for suffering in his erasure, there is no such arrogance to be found in my mortal frame. I just want him gone.


I am proud to say that I have moved on. I am no longer the spiteful man you see portrayed in this comment, I have seen the light. Sonic is necessary to the proper functioning of the society we all hold dear.


I can arouse anyone actually.


I'm willing to shit.


I really hope these two aren't related.


Transcended and never post.


Look at my cousins house.

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