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the /sewers/ holy church of oracle Anonymous 01/02/20 (Thu) 06:40:03 No.1942[Last 50 Posts][D]

use fortune to know the truth
ask oracle any questions and she shall answer you

Your Fortune: Outlook good

Anonymous 01/02/20 (Thu) 16:51:36 No.1944[D][DF]

is sex good

Your Fortune: Good Luck

Anonymous 01/02/20 (Thu) 17:41:43 No.1945[D][DF]

Is robomaniac black jew

Your Fortune: Bad Luck

Anonymous 01/02/20 (Thu) 18:09:27 No.1946[D][DF]

Will i kill myself this year ?

Your Fortune: Good Luck

Anonymous 01/02/20 (Thu) 18:55:04 No.1947[D][DF]

Does my mother love me?

Your Fortune: Very Bad Luck

Anonymous 01/02/20 (Thu) 18:55:57 No.1948[D][DF]

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>>1947

Anonymous 01/02/20 (Thu) 19:03:44 No.1949[D][DF]

Will twoot-sama ever notice me?

Your Fortune: Very Bad Luck

Anonymous 01/02/20 (Thu) 20:09:10 No.1950[D][DF]

>>1946
I do hope he meant "good luck" as in "you won't kill yourself"
Anyway, roll. (Bad luck I will kys this year, good luck I won't)

Your Fortune: Outlook good

twoot twoot undercover 01/02/20 (Thu) 21:01:09 No.1951[D][DF]

>>1949
Guess the oracle is lying

Anonymous 01/02/20 (Thu) 21:27:43 No.1952[D][DF]

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>>1951
SENPAI NOTICED ME
P-please be gentle twoot senpai
Arra arra

Your Fortune: Excellent Luck

twoot totally the real twoot 01/02/20 (Thu) 22:04:56 No.1954[D][DF]

>>1951
Oops I meant to reply to >>1945

the real actual robomaniac not fake 01/02/20 (Thu) 22:32:24 No.1957[D][DF]

Yes you are right twoot oracle lied lol

Your Fortune: Outlook good

Anonymous 01/02/20 (Thu) 22:33:54 No.1958[D][DF]

Speaking of robomaniac
Do you think the memetic spell will work

Your Fortune: Very Bad Luck

Anonymous 01/02/20 (Thu) 22:34:43 No.1959[D][DF]

NO SCREW YOU IT WILL WORK

Your Fortune: Very Bad Luck

Anonymous 01/02/20 (Thu) 22:35:33 No.1960[D][DF]

DAMMIT ORACLE

Your Fortune: Very Bad Luck

Anonymous 01/02/20 (Thu) 23:23:48 No.1961[D][DF]

ass

Your Fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

Anonymous 01/02/20 (Thu) 23:49:13 No.1962[D][DF]

>>1961
twoot's gonna touch your ass

Your Fortune: Bad Luck

Anonymous 01/02/20 (Thu) 23:54:31 No.1963[D][DF]

Will twoot-sama touch anon-kun in a homoerotic manner
Tell me oracle

Your Fortune: Very Bad Luck

Anonymous 01/02/20 (Thu) 23:55:33 No.1964[D][DF]

Will twoot pet anon-kun on the head

Your Fortune: Better not tell you now

Anonymous 01/02/20 (Thu) 23:57:16 No.1965[D][DF]

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>>1964
I pet Twoot-sama everyday.
He's my official cute [spoiler]sexy[/spoiler] neko.
Who's a good BOYY??? <3

Anonymous 01/03/20 (Fri) 00:00:12 No.1966[D][DF]

>>1965
I see that you are a mod

Your Fortune: Average Luck

Anonymous 01/03/20 (Fri) 00:17:07 No.1967[D][DF]

Are mods gay

Your Fortune: Good Luck

Anonymous 01/03/20 (Fri) 00:20:07 No.1969[D][DF]

Are jannies gay

Your Fortune: Outlook good

Anonymous 01/03/20 (Fri) 00:21:05 No.1970[D][DF]

>>1967
>>1969
well well well

Anonymous 01/03/20 (Fri) 00:21:21 No.1971[D][DF]

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>>1967
hot

Anonymous 01/03/20 (Fri) 01:10:38 No.1972[D][DF]

>>1958
>>1959
>>1960
:(

Anonymous 01/03/20 (Fri) 04:02:20 No.1973[D][DF]

>>1972
you can't force memetic spells, bro

Your Fortune: Excellent Luck

Anonymous 01/03/20 (Fri) 04:10:48 No.1974[D][DF]

Im that autistic that i forget the "dont force things" rule how could i forget.
Thanks anon, and oracle for reminding me

Your Fortune: Very Bad Luck

Anonymous 01/03/20 (Fri) 05:20:07 No.1975[D][DF]

It's spooky how oracle is right EVERY TIME

Your Fortune: Very Bad Luck

Anonymous 01/03/20 (Fri) 05:21:53 No.1976[D][DF]

so much bad luck
cursed thread

Your Fortune: Godly Luck

Anonymous 01/03/20 (Fri) 05:25:12 No.1977[D][DF]

Blessed thread

Anonymous 01/16/20 (Thu) 23:51:03 No.2045[D][DF]

is bread good?

Your Fortune: Outlook good

Anonymous 01/17/20 (Fri) 02:07:23 No.2048[D][DF]

are all men created equal?

Your Fortune: Reply hazy, try again

Anonymous 01/17/20 (Fri) 02:14:59 No.2049[D][DF]

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>>2048
the oracle is at a loss, he wants to keep it real, but he knows he cant post racism outside of /b/. i have won

Anonymous 01/17/20 (Fri) 02:17:07 No.2050[D][DF]

will the persecution against Anonymous ever end?

Your Fortune: Very Bad Luck

Anonymous 01/17/20 (Fri) 02:17:23 No.2051[D][DF]

>>2050
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Anonymous 01/17/20 (Fri) 04:28:16 No.2055[D][DF]

We anons are a persecuted people
Just like the israelites
kekistan is dead, killed by the normalniggers
We must make a new nation
Should we do it oracle? A nation of comfyness and peace?

Your Fortune: Excellent Luck

Anonymous 01/17/20 (Fri) 04:39:55 No.2056[D][DF]

>>2055
>dubs
Checked
>excelent luck
Godanm this post
Too perfect
What will we call this new nation?
I mean we already have a flag, so we just need a name lol
For sure, forcing anything is a bad idea so i'd just let this post slowroast for a little

Anonymous 01/17/20 (Fri) 04:41:43 No.2057[D][DF]

Will ED come back from the dead, like jesus did?

Your Fortune: Outlook good

Anonymous 01/17/20 (Fri) 04:45:12 No.2058[D][DF]

Is Terry A. Davis still alive?

Your Fortune: Outlook good

Anonymous 01/17/20 (Fri) 15:50:35 No.2064[D][DF]

Will today be a waste of time or will things go alright?

Your Fortune: Good Luck

Anonymous 01/18/20 (Sat) 03:01:40 No.2067[D][DF]

>>2056
just name it 22chan, no need for some gay meme name that draws in 15 year olds.

Your Fortune: Outlook good

Anonymous 02/27/20 (Thu) 17:02:05 No.2188[D][DF]

is livechan holy

Your Fortune: Bad Luck

Anonymous 02/27/20 (Thu) 17:02:45 No.2189[D][DF]

NONONONONO

Anonymous 02/27/20 (Thu) 17:03:30 No.2190[D][DF]

Was livechan holy before the new update?

Your Fortune: Very Bad Luck

Anonymous 02/27/20 (Thu) 17:03:50 No.2191[D][DF]

oh shit nigga

Anonymous 02/27/20 (Thu) 17:04:57 No.2192[D][DF]

is livechan at least good

Your Fortune: Excellent Luck

Anonymous 03/04/20 (Wed) 22:12:20 No.2196[D][DF]

I wanna be rich!

Your Fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

Anonymous 03/16/20 (Mon) 23:38:25 No.2221[D][DF]

will twoot get the corona?
good luck=yes
bad luck= no

Your Fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

Anonymous 03/16/20 (Mon) 23:38:53 No.2222[D][DF]

WILL TWOT GET CORONA

Anonymous 03/16/20 (Mon) 23:39:13 No.2223[D][DF]

>>2222
nice numbers

Your Fortune: Average Luck

Anonymous 03/16/20 (Mon) 23:39:32 No.2224[D][DF]

dammit noooo
wasted sewers quads

Your Fortune: Outlook good

Anonymous 04/25/20 (Sat) 23:53:49 No.2407[D][DF]

If I use the *brand new* '98 version of 22chan, do I get better luck?

Your Fortune: Reply hazy, try again

Anonymous 04/25/20 (Sat) 23:54:09 No.2408[D][DF]

>>2407
trying again

Your Fortune: Excellent Luck

test 05/04/20 (Mon) 18:04:32 No.2495[D][DF]

>>2408
shid your ass? no thx?

Anonymous 05/04/20 (Mon) 20:57:01 No.2496[D][DF]

is your mom gay

Your Fortune: Outlook good

Anonymous 05/06/20 (Wed) 04:11:00 No.2503[D][DF]

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>>1942
Oracle, is Ahmed the kebab man really my dad?

Your Fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

Anonymous 05/14/20 (Thu) 17:29:31 No.2610[D][DF]

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Hey oracle, do you prefer being depicted as a surreal, absurd figure such as famed metaphysical painter Giorgio de Chirico's "Il Vaticinatore" (the soothsayer) to more classical depictions, such as the OP pic, which originate from the oracles of ancient greece?

Your Fortune: Better not tell you now

Anonymous 05/14/20 (Thu) 17:30:02 No.2611[D][DF]

the oracle's true form is a mystery.

Your Fortune: Excellent Luck

Anonymous 05/17/20 (Sun) 20:36:15 No.2625[D][DF]

is somebois a watermelon addict?

Your Fortune: Excellent Luck

Anonymous 05/17/20 (Sun) 20:38:19 No.2626[D][DF]

>>2625
OH shid OH FUCK ORACLE HAS SPOKEN SHE SPEAKS THE TRUTH ONCE AGAIN

Your Fortune: Good Luck

Anonymous 05/26/20 (Tue) 14:28:34 No.2662[D][DF]

Oracle will I get to fuck a vagina?

Your Fortune: Reply hazy, try again

Anonymous 05/26/20 (Tue) 14:29:28 No.2663[D][DF]

>>2662
W-will I fuck a vagene?

Your Fortune: Better not tell you now

Anonymous 05/26/20 (Tue) 14:29:58 No.2664[D][DF]

>>2663
C-can you tell me now?

Your Fortune: Godly Luck

Anonymous 05/26/20 (Tue) 14:30:27 No.2665[D][DF]

>>2664
Yay

Anonymous 05/26/20 (Tue) 14:32:16 No.2666[D][DF]

>>2665
oracle is wise also hail satan

Your Fortune: Outlook good

Anonymous 06/09/20 (Tue) 11:35:19 No.2726[D][DF]

oracle, should I write my idea?

Anonymous 06/09/20 (Tue) 19:57:55 No.2727[D][DF]

>>2726
oracle here, yes

Steve 06/22/20 (Mon) 10:55:21 No.2761[D][DF]

Literally want to open mouth and write iii lii.

Anonymous 06/22/20 (Mon) 12:44:01 No.2762[D][DF]

>>2761
iii iii

Anonymous 06/22/20 (Mon) 12:48:26 No.2763[D][DF]

>>2762
its iii lii you retard

Anonymous 06/22/20 (Mon) 12:50:15 No.2764[D][DF]

>>2222
way to waste quads

Anonymous 06/22/20 (Mon) 12:51:41 No.2765[D][DF]

>>2764
shid

Anonymous 06/22/20 (Mon) 12:52:22 No.2766[D][DF]

>>1942
iii lii

Your Fortune: Bad Luck

twoot twoot undercover 06/22/20 (Mon) 13:06:22 No.2767[D][DF]

Tell me oracle, will people like the new oracle option?

twoot twoot undercover 06/22/20 (Mon) 13:06:50 No.2768[D][DF]

Tell me oracle, will people like the new oracle option?

Oracle says: Not gonna tell you

Anonymous 06/22/20 (Mon) 13:09:20 No.2769[D][DF]

do i like you?

Oracle says: Yes, definetly

Anonymous 06/22/20 (Mon) 13:10:25 No.2770[D][DF]

>>2768
fugg you twoot she likes me

twoot twoot undercover 06/22/20 (Mon) 13:11:30 No.2771[D][DF]

>>2770
nice

Anonymous 06/22/20 (Mon) 13:16:51 No.2772[D][DF]

>>2761
Steve did not fortune so I will do it for him

Your Fortune: Excellent Luck

Anonymous 06/22/20 (Mon) 13:17:49 No.2773[D][DF]

>>2772
As is to be expected

Anonymous 06/22/20 (Mon) 14:03:24 No.2774[D][DF]

is twoot a lucky and nice cat

Your Fortune: Bad Luck

Oracle says: Yes, definetly

Anonymous 06/22/20 (Mon) 14:10:30 No.2775[D][DF]

>>2764
he has brought great shame to his family

Anonymous 06/22/20 (Mon) 14:11:00 No.2776[D][DF]

large hadron collider

Your Fortune: Better not tell you now

Oracle says: No

twoot twoot undercover 06/22/20 (Mon) 14:11:43 No.2777[D][DF]

>>2776
trips get haha top kek

Oracle says: Maybe

Anonymous 06/22/20 (Mon) 14:13:04 No.2780[D][DF]

>>2777
oh fugg you i almost got it you sneaky kraut

Anonymous 06/28/20 (Sun) 11:29:30 No.2821[D][DF]

Shall I succeed?

Your Fortune: Outlook good

Anonymous 06/28/20 (Sun) 11:30:03 No.2822[D][DF]

>>2821
And oracle?

Oracle says: Probably

Anonymous 07/16/20 (Thu) 04:13:56 No.2916[D][DF]

>>1942
Should I wear clothes tomorow?

Your Fortune: Average Luck

Oracle says: Maybe

Anonymous 07/16/20 (Thu) 04:14:24 No.2917[D][DF]

>>2916
Yr riight, better check the weather

Your Fortune: Good Luck

Oracle says: Definetly no

Anonymous 08/09/20 (Sun) 15:30:55 No.3012[D][DF]

do u wuvv me?

Oracle says: Definetly no

Anonymous 08/09/20 (Sun) 15:31:54 No.3013[D][DF]

:(((((
i must commit self kill

Your Fortune: Bad Luck

Oracle says: Try again

Anonymous 08/11/20 (Tue) 00:59:26 No.3017[D][DF]

>>3013
try again faggot

Anonymous 09/12/20 (Sat) 20:25:21 No.3134[D][DF]

O oracle, what do we need to do to get out of the Kelp forest?

Oracle says: Not gonna tell you

Anonymous 09/12/20 (Sat) 20:26:42 No.3135[D][DF]

ORACLE KNOWS ALL!!!!!!

Oracle says: Very likely

Anonymous 09/14/20 (Mon) 22:11:09 No.3143[D][DF]

Should I do it?

Oracle says: Yes, definetly

Anonymous 09/14/20 (Mon) 22:12:11 No.3144[D][DF]

>>3143
No I don't wanna do it. Are you sure?

Oracle says: Definetly no

Anonymous 09/14/20 (Mon) 22:13:05 No.3145[D][DF]

thanks oracle.

Anonymous 09/28/20 (Mon) 06:47:19 No.3182[D][DF]

Will we survive this year?

Oracle says: Not gonna tell you

Anonymous 11/03/20 (Tue) 03:14:04 No.3218[D][DF]

Oracle, will trump win the election?

Oracle says: Maybe

Anonymous 11/03/20 (Tue) 03:14:46 No.3219[D][DF]

>>3218
wew

Your Fortune: Better not tell you now

Anonymous 11/03/20 (Tue) 03:15:50 No.3220[D][DF]

is your mom gay

Oracle says: Definetly no

Anonymous 11/04/20 (Wed) 04:27:23 No.3221[D][DF]

lol will creepy joe win

Oracle says: Try again

Anonymous 11/04/20 (Wed) 04:27:48 No.3222[D][DF]

wew

Anonymous 11/04/20 (Wed) 04:28:19 No.3223[D][DF]

I shiggy diggy

Your Fortune: Better not tell you now

Oracle says: Impossible

Anonymous 11/23/20 (Mon) 03:16:03 No.3247[D][DF]

robert

Anonymous 11/23/20 (Mon) 03:18:14 No.3248[D][DF]

robert

Your Fortune: Outlook good

Oracle says: Definetly no

Anonymous 11/23/20 (Mon) 17:41:58 No.3250[D][DF]

Will cat be saved from crawlspace? what's op's luck in saving cat?

Your Fortune: Godly Luck

Oracle says: Not gonna tell you

Anonymous 11/24/20 (Tue) 10:10:29 No.3254[D][DF]

>>1942
Is paganism gay

Your Fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

Anonymous 11/26/20 (Thu) 03:51:18 No.3257[D][DF]

Do you like christianity oracle?

Oracle says: No

Anonymous 12/07/20 (Mon) 17:07:46 No.3273[D][DF]

>>3257
Alrighty then, hail satan

Oracle says: Yes, definetly

Anonymous 01/13/21 (Wed) 13:53:28 No.3355[D][DF]

Will everything go for me?

Your Fortune: Good Luck

Anonymous 02/10/21 (Wed) 00:05:03 No.3394[D][DF]

Oracle, i must know how 22chan will be this year. Will it be a good one?

Your Fortune: Excellent Luck

Oracle says: Yes, definetly

Anonymous 03/04/21 (Thu) 18:08:20 No.3456[D][DF]

large hadron collider

Your Fortune: Outlook good

Anonymous 03/23/21 (Tue) 05:03:30 No.3488[D][DF]

Have we been betrayed by spidergang?

Oracle says: No

Anonymous 03/23/21 (Tue) 05:04:41 No.3489[D][DF]

>>3488
Have they been inflitraited by the ottergang heretics?

Oracle says: Probably

Anonymous 03/23/21 (Tue) 05:08:00 No.3490[D][DF]

>>3488
>>3489
Bless the oracle, the truth has been uncovered.

Anonymous 04/14/21 (Wed) 23:10:12 No.3511[D][DF]

gaystation is gone? Has the cancer been purged?

Your Fortune: Outlook good

Oracle says: Yes

Anonymous 04/14/21 (Wed) 23:19:08 No.3512[D][DF]

>>3511
Dubs only comfirmed the truth, Oracle has spoken. Praise be!

twoot twoot undercover 04/15/21 (Thu) 07:30:49 No.3514[D][DF]

>>3511
geg, oracle says yes

twoot twoot undercover 04/15/21 (Thu) 12:09:56 No.3515[D][DF]

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>>1942
Oracle, please tell me: benis?

Oracle says: Probably

twoot twoot undercover 04/15/21 (Thu) 12:14:01 No.3516[D][DF]

>>3515
amazing

Your Fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

Oracle says: Maybe

Anonymous 04/15/21 (Thu) 16:24:08 No.3517[D][DF]

>>3515
an omen

Anonymous 05/25/21 (Tue) 14:48:12 No.3648[D][DF]

should i kill myself

Oracle says: Maybe

Anonymous 05/25/21 (Tue) 14:48:52 No.3649[D][DF]

>>3648
are you sure

Oracle says: Yes

Anonymous 06/13/21 (Sun) 17:53:54 No.3744[D][DF]

>>3515
This but with large hadron collider

Oracle says: Very likely

Euronymous 06/13/21 (Sun) 20:10:06 No.3745[D][DF]

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Can i come back now?

Oracle says: Very likely

Anonymous 06/13/21 (Sun) 20:19:37 No.3746[D][DF]

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HE IS HERE

Your Fortune: Bad Luck

Oracle says: Very likely

Euronymous 06/14/21 (Mon) 12:25:12 No.3749[D][DF]

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Great, could you give me the strength to fights my enemies?

Oracle says: Not gonna tell you

Euronymous 06/14/21 (Mon) 12:42:09 No.3750[D][DF]

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I understand Oracle, i must believe in myself.
Now my mind and my new body is ready, IT'S GO TIME !

Your Fortune: Bad Luck

Anonymous 06/14/21 (Mon) 23:13:05 No.3753[D][DF]

>>3750
Godspeed lad

Your Fortune: Average Luck

Anonymous 07/02/21 (Fri) 15:45:29 No.3785[D][DF]

Will i ever get to pet a cat?

Oracle says: Try again

Anonymous 07/02/21 (Fri) 15:47:11 No.3786[D][DF]

>>3785
Oracle please, i would like to meet and pet a fluffy cat, Will i ever find one to pet?

Oracle says: Probably

Anonymous 07/21/21 (Wed) 16:30:11 No.3845[D][DF]

removal of /pol/ good?

Oracle says: Definetly no

Anonymous 07/21/21 (Wed) 16:30:36 No.3846[D][DF]

>>3845
liar

Oracle says: Yes, definetly

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