No.890[D][DF]
>be me
>fuckin around in garage with friend
>see spiderbro descending from ceiling on a thread, getting ready to build a sick new house
>realize that my friend is viciously anti-spider and will smash poor spiderbro on sight
>discreetly pick up spiderbro and place him gently on the ground
>he runs into the shadows and I never see him again, but do notice a dramatic decrease in the amount of flies buzzing around my pad
>later, friend gets dumped by his roastie gf because he has too many bugs in his house
>she bangs me because there are no flies in my house
>get regular compliments from random women about how I don't have any bugs crawling on me
>have bjs on a regular basis while friend lives in a pest-filled shithole and masturbates to cuck porn all day
Thank you, spiderbro. Keep on dishing out that sweet karma.
No.897[D][DF]
spiderganggang
No.950[D][DF]
Reptiles (including gators) have a dangerous bacteria in their mouth. If you get bit find the nearist spiderweb and put it on your wound. An enzyme in the spiderweb kills the specific bacteria and helps your wound heal faster. SpIdEr GaNg
No.951[D][DF]
>>875Yo spideros. I have a plan.
I'm green, I can jump on an alligator and no-on would notice. Then I can attack when they least expect, all I ask dear spideros is to charge the vile alligators when I bite the fucker (I'll give a signal)
No.1392[D][DF]
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No.1649[D][DF]
Spidergang
No.1679[D][DF]
And thus spidergang survived the carpgang wars and now lurk benigth thy webs of shadows untill called apon by the oracle herself or in an autistic rage. sleep tight, spidergang, and then rise like a phenox from the ashes
No.1683[D][DF]
the carp gang wars ended because of gators and the discord all you guys did was sit around
No.1685[D][DF]
>>1683Hey
Screeching autisticly is an exelent battle strategy thank you very much.
No.1686[D][DF]
Spödergang stays here to protect the fätherland sombois
No.1707[D][DF]
>>875I trapped a spider underneath the glass
I kept it for a week, to see how long he'd last
he stared right back at me
he thought that he could win
we played a waiting game
he thought that I'd give in
No.1777[D][DF]
That's the issue with spidergang
They'll adapt so they won't lose
Spidegang
No.1778[D][DF]
spidergangspidergangspidergang
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
No.1788[D][DF]
s p i d e r g a n g
still exist secretly
hiding in your bedcovers
No.2628[D][DF]
>2:18pm 22chan city time
>goes out side to put away lawn mower
>pitch black
>looks at yard with headlight
>weird glowing stuff everywhere
>looks closer
>SPIDERS EVERYWHERE
>THEIR EYES GLOW AND THERES THOUSANDS OF THEM
>AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
also their having a bad day because the toads are going crazy feasting on spiders so theirs a ton of toads moving in that direction
No.2629[D][DF]
Spiders are fucking disgusting
No.2630[D][DF]
>>2629Better than ugly bug >:(
No.2843[D][DF]
8w8 ::3
No.2844[D][DF]
>>2706NO ANYWHERE BUT FLORIDA
No.2882[D][DF]
spidergang?
Oracle says: Try again
No.2893[D][DF]
>>2882faggot stop with your gang shid bumping useless old threads. don't make me call you a watermelon addict.
No.3058[D][DF]
i found a brutal war movie about spidergang
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQbScg3r1oQ No.3059[D][DF]
>>3058NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
No.3060[D][DF]
>>2893You can't because it's filtered.
No.3061[D][DF]
>>2893otterpilled watermelon addict
No.3389[D][DF]
spidergang 4 lyfe
No.3457[D][DF]
>>3455HOW? does he enjoy?
No.3459[D][DF]
i hate spiders, spiders are disgusting
No.3460[D][DF]
>>3459fuck you
you anger the spidergang
No.3461[D][DF]
>>3460fuck the spidergang, everyone hates spiders anyways
No.3466[D][DF]
>>3461Well fuck you twoot.
No.3468[D][DF]
>>3466>>3460Gatorgang all the way
No.3480[D][DF]
>>3457Probably an instinctual reflex.