>>4660
Why is that? lack of funding?

So around the 11th there's going to be a "learn to play" thing for dnd at my local comic shop, which boils down to a class for new players, and then character creation. After that, around the 17th, it's an open game. Hoping it'll be a bunch of old wizards and not a bunch of discord trannies ERPing lol, I'll be honest i forgot all the old horror stories and the range of people that play dnd nowadays.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ibQP4F8SyeA [Play]
I hope they don't rip off too much from dead space, i hate when its kind of obvious when someone takes too much from something. The gimmik in this game is "don't let them merge" so when an ememy finds a dead body or another enemy it becomes more powerful and harder to kill.

I'll be honest here, i regret to no end that i didn't order the Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, four by four, animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim
at in-and-out burger, it's been 5 years since i was near one and i have been thinking about what it would look like and how it would taste. The thing is, i know for a fucking fact its real because i was there and all the special wording actually works and is real, animal style is an actual thing, cooked in mustard, all of these are real options and i think the writers of the episode knew it too. They probably ate at in-and-out or knew a fucker who ordered it.

>>4695
Cooked in mustard, with cheese onions sause and pickles mixed in, you can even request animal style fries

Lol so i was reading an early dnd book from the 1980's, shadowdale. (its quite good) This passage is quite important and needs to be pointed out:
>A particularly fervent old man had sworn that Oghma, God of Knowledge and Invention, had assumed the form of Pretti, his cat, and spoke with him on matters of the greatest urgency.
What are these matters of urgency? I must know.

>>4659
Super fucking confused at a few details but i decided to listen to the audiobook version afterwards, so it might clear up some stuff for me. Anyhow, bane is an emo bitch lol, it was mentioned that his greatest fear was "not being loved" and the motherfucker did plastic surgery on his ass so his followers could "notice him" and he even fucked up because it's the time of troubles and magic is behaving weird and he, the god of murder amd fear, was freaking out lmao and he had to check a mirror to see if he looked ok, or if it was possible to reverse the shit he was doing to himself. The gods of DND are fun. I kinda think of them as "superheros" or to be specific, human beings forced to fulfill an architype or a function of the universe and with it, powers only they can contain, and are "gods" in a sense. This is kinda proven true since bane was originally a human who was given powers from the "god" of death who was bored and wanted others to do his job. (they are kinda like greek gods too) Lord Ao is bitch though for letting those fuckers run rampant and cause all that trouble.

I'm pissed because there's a book i read and for the life of me, i can't remember the name.
I bought a schoolastic book on a whim, for 5 cents thinking it would be worth a laugh or something but no, it was actually really fucking good.
The whole earth was flooded, only a few people are living at the top on a shitty floating city, the rest of humanity died out and the people below are living because they fucked with their genetics to survive, It was a real story with good writing. Another book i found on a whim that was also pretty damn good was Code Orange, a dude in collages was studying diseases and he got an old book out of curiosity, and in a sleeve was old scabs that had an old severe version of small poxs and he gets infected, and after damn near killing himself out of shame and fear he gets kidnapped by a bioterrorist group and shit gets out of hand from there on.

>>4683
Was the flood like a weird bullshit fog that kills people? I read a book with that concept. The main character is like a scavenger type who dives into the killer fog and grabs shit from old homes. The fog ends up being a cloud of nanomachines and the MC is the chosen one who's able to idk communicate with them somehow. The villain's goal is to use a nuke made out of diamonds to destroy the macguffin that will make the fog recede, since he's king of the trash heap and doesn't want things to get better.

>>4693
It was all water, tons of it to the point where there was no mountains left uncovered in water, the people that survived either escaped in subs, or on boats, or climbed mountains

I just got a memory of this old fucking mcdonalds cartoon that used to air on tv, (that had weird vibes) and was on VHS. Not only that but i remember this fucking Chuck e cheeses movie about an intergalactic race, i remember for whatever reason it had dark vibes to it and weird shit like chuck falling in love with some chick but he realised she was only in it for the prize money and, i am pretty sure Helen Henny is kidnapped by a dude who sounds like arnold swartzenegger, and i think he like verbally, sexually assaults her with shit like her being a "hot chick" and then there's some faggy song and dance sequence

>>4684
https://youtube.com/watch?v=LZmTsGXSxG4 [Play]
fuck it's real

>>4685
Did they get the idea for the sit down from The Sopranos?

>>4686
I wonder, as is this cinematic masterpiece probably borrowed from the podracing stuff from starwars the phantom menace

>>4684
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Kw9Kf8fFb5Q [Play]
animated by the same people who did rugrats

>>4651
Counting the amount of free mini adventures, i think there's 49 out of 65 that's compatible with 3.0 (good amount) also i found one actual campaign that's set in Eberron and a little extra web companion to the thing so hell yeah. To make matters better for me i convinced a cousin to play the game with me which is going to be great.

>>4652
Is one of you going to DM for the other or will this be a duo GM-less adventure?

>>4653
Now mind you i've only read the adnd player handbook but lmao is a duo GM-less adventure even possible? I just figured i'd have no choice to be the DM, and i'd throw in my own character too, and if my character dies either i'd make a new one or just focus on DMing

Did anyone play or hear about Castles & Crusades? I heard it was supposed to be like a revival of old DND, but good.

Based on reading the manuals so far the threat of death is ever present, the monsters being dangerous (Owlbear will gut your ass in seconds if your too close) and enemies like the Mohrg being both disgusting and terrifying, google it, holy shit lol. I like that, i like range in stories and i like a good struggle. I was listening to a video about the way death was handled in 5e and they toned down the tone of the monsters and lightened the threat of death, which is a shame. It's not an excuse to present overwhelming difficulty and damage sponges, but still, i really enjoy the tone. I think range of encounters, behaviour, and tactics are important, must be boring for typical encounters of randomly spawning enemies. Maybe the player should meet somewhat tame, or frightened monsters, or tricky ones who ambush the party or lead them to threats, maybe random animal encounters should be thrown in like large angry aligators.

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>>3765
Oh also I found this on /g/ I forgot to share regarding people use tutanota as their email service.

>>3766
And i have a tutanota email account..
TIME TO DELETE!!!!!

>>2474
[https://4get.tux.pizza/instances] use an instance where it's disabled. Select the URL on the address bar, click add as search engine, picrel.

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>>4206
picrel

Bump

The man 2 (continued) will be published soon!

>>4672
why make a second thread when it could have been posted in the original

>>4662
Is pic related what the man looks like, by your estimation, OP?

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Holy Smokes I'm going to shit my damn shorts, please hurry with pt 2 please

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yes

>>4557
You know there's nothing like working outside in the heat for 7 hours in 90 degrees with 70 percent humidity with zero cloud coverage

>>4566
That just sounds like hell. I feel like I'd fall asleep on my doorstep after the shift.

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>>2006
Speaking of foggy as hell, It is actually pretty foggy to the point where you can feel it in the air.
Fog is really cool to me, the way it changes things, obscures vision, maybe to some it's an annoyance but i personally find it pleasing.

>>4613
I drove through Kansas last week and it was super foggy. Very peaceful experience once you get past the scared feelings. Thankfully there were very few cars on the road.

>>4667
Having very few cars on the road is a lifesaver in times when you are too disoriented. Foggy lights are really scary, especially early in the morning because it is a rough start.