Hi. I'm Sonic the Hedgehog. I love to run! In fact, many people say that I'm the fastest thing alive! My life is great, I'm about to graduate from an Ivy-League University and marry the girl of my dreams!21 replies (and 11 image replies) omitted. Click here to view.
Or, at least, I would be, if I was still alive.
You see, exactly 7 years ago, on January 15, 2011, I decided to go out for a run, just like any other run on any other day. But this time, I went so fast that I instantly liquefied. As my crying mother identified my body to the officials, she made an oath. She didn't want anybody else to go through this heartbreak. And so, she worked with many professionals in the field of Vocaloid to replicate my voice patterns so that I can warn everybody else: don't do what I did. Always fast responsibly.
This has been a PSA from the Green Hill Police Department.
Get out, you disgusting weirdo
sorry, shouldnt have told you that i made niniba too
just imagine it as a shitpost, shitdraw maybe