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Welcome to the sewers of youtube, here are the links:
PetitTube, show videos with zero views
this shows videos with less than 100 views


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I'll start
Some dubsteb with quite a decent intro
A kid with skin irritation it seems
A cute kitty just playing
Some old mac program, useless but very retro, i like it
The title screen of a videogame nobody every played


I once saw a dude taking a crap outside and someone filming it but the dude releasing his dump threw a bucket at the cameraman

looks like something someone did for a film arts class. pretty fucking cliche.


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Report on what's new in your country and discuss news on other people's countries! And make sure to post sauce aswell!
And let's begin with news from Latvia:
In the past year there have been registered 400'000 attempts to access cheese pizza related content in Latvia.
Gambling sites are now banned in the capital, excluding casinos in 4 and 5 star hotels. (Pretty much just like uncle Adolf did in the 30s)
Wagecuck teachers are threatening to go on a strike because of low wages (these fuckers do this like twice a year).

>inb4 what kind of nigger language are these news in?

For all foreign news: Post sauce, and be sure to write a tl;dr in english.
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Being a having degenerate leads to cancer?
t h e m o r e y o u k n o w



Why the media wont talk about this?


Or, for the matter, have acurate science about this


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You KNOW this fucko has seen some crazy blowies in his time.


Mcdonald's CEO has been removed after having an affair with one of his employees.


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Here is some news from the U.S.A
The Pensacola Navel Base shooter made a tweet shortly before the shooting slamming the U.S. for being pro (((Israel))) and anti Muslim.
The Last Roman (((Jew))) has died
The Hong Kong Protest has been going on for six months.
A Leftist who offered 500 USD for killing an Ice Agent has been acquitted.
Almog Peretz, a survivor of the Southern California synagogue shooting is suing the synagogue for not having proper security despite a $150,000 grant from the government.
Joe Biden criticizes Bernie (((Sanders'))) proposal to leverage aid to Israel.
There has also been a shooting in Pearl Harbor.
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Post a song that goes with the above post's scenario, then provide a scenario for the next guy. I'll do the first round to show how it would work.
>You have a nightmare so vivid that you cannot go back to sleep. You rise from your bed and choose to take a walk through the cold city street to clear your head. Unusually, there is not another soul in sight. Perhaps this is what people mean when they speak of the "witching hour?" As you aimlessly wander, the flickering street lights seem to make demons and spirits dance just beyond the corners of your vision.


I'll start you all off with something fairly basic.
>You are driving to work the morning after a hard breakup. The sky is clouded and a light drizzle makes the air stuffy. It is warm.


I was just going to start a thread with a similar premise, being that you either tell a story of an image, or similar to an image. Either way its a great idea.


>You are sad, but more tired than sad, so you feel almost nothing and are paralized by a complete lack of energy like if you were awake while sleeping


Nice one.
>You're alone for the holiday season. Everywhere you look you see smiles and familial bonding. Everybody loves being around other people during the holidays, but you don't quite understand why. You pull a blanket over your shoulders and sip some hot chocolate. It's time to glut yourself on anonymous imageboards, anime, music, and the endless novelty of the internet.


I think this will work out pretty well, otherwise op feel free to say if my song doesn't match enough with the scenario, so i'll delete it.
>it's working day and that means killing, the moon shines upon you and you play some music, this won't take too long you guess


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How to play:

1. Draw (LITERALLY) a card using the template attached. (USE ONLY MS PAINT)
2. Give it a flavor text in the box in the template, then post it with a tripfag.
3. When a second anon post his card
start fighting using cards of the first Card you used
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I think you are not understanding what the card does.
Its still the Cosmic Cum Machine but its meaning is reversed.
So instead of any creature that cums being turned into a slime monster anything that doesn't cum gets turned into an unbeatable creation.


The way I see it, there are two ways that the Card Inverter could go about achieving this effect. It could alter the processes of the Cosmic Cum Machine itself (which is impossible) or it could run a process of its own that cancels out and then supersedes the effect of the CCM. However, the CCM and its laws are a part of reality. They will not stop having effect just because the inverted did its own thing. Basically:
>Cummer cums
>CCM turns cummer into slime monster
>Inverter tries to turn slime monster back into cummer
>CCM turns cummer back into slime monster as soon as it became something else; after all, it still cummed at some point and is subject to the laws of the CCM.
So long as a cummer exists, it can only do so as a slime monster.
As for the powerful beings part, you left out the part about rolls:
>Inverter turns all non-cummer creatures into the opposite of weak slimes
>High ATT, INT, and DEF, but ceases to exist if a number other than their "original digit" is rolled at any time by anything that isn't specifically attacking them
Probably not what you were envisioning, but I don't see why it wouldn't be possible. The divine laws of the CCM are strong yet simple, and they find no quarrel with this situation.


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Time to recover!


What are you recovering?


>MS Paint Cards
>Procceds to Graphix Manipulate his cards

The madlad.


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Alright so to make sure you are informed stay away from these six imageboards on this website
This site is ran by people who are trying to destroy all the other competition. Basically a common enemy for all true imageboard surfers.
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I'm spooked.
Someone is copying content from 22chan (some of which, are mine)
And posting that content on 4chan.
I made a comment on livechan about an old 4chan thread, well he copyed that. I'm the faggot that whenever a newfag showed up
Posted links to bibanon and stuff. Sorry. learned my lesson.
Well he copyed that too. Try copying comments from 22chan and pasting them in archives and see what pops up.
A ton of stuff.
Am i being retarded?
At this point i dont know. I just want to do my best to protect this place.
Here's the thread where my comments got pasted

And it also got me wrapped me up in one of those conspiracy theories
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shit m8, looks like 4cuck is getting that desperate to just outright steal content


Don't really know how to stop it. So, i'll just keep an eye out.
They ((4cuckers)) know about the whole
Alt chan federation thing, and have a general distaste for it. (Snooped in on a conversation during the owot raid)
Both the owot and the pixel canvas raids are pretty wholesome. Teaming up people of all races to keep the natzi flag huge, in its glory to trigger the tranny menace. Pretty intresting shitshow, kinda invokes old 4chan.
Speaking of trannies,
Psychological manipulation
Converting and taking over
That's what ((they)) do.
Even the faggots at /lgbt/ knows about them and have a stroke when ever they get mentioned.
It's getting pretty bad, and the alt-chan feds might even be connected
They flood every single board with tranny propaganda, try to convert people, have sex with or convert children, and some of the mods at 4cuck are apart of the "cutehouse" server
The good thing is that almost every trannie there has been doxed, and even call themselves by name so you know whos who. But ((they)) are still very powerful. Be careful if you still use 4chan.
Don't let them infect us. Dont try to talk or mingle with them. Avoid at all costs.


Every single damn time someone brings up evidence of the discord tranny legion I am shocked anew by just how massive they are. I feel for all my old brothers who stayed on /r9k/ and are now getting buffeted every day with (((their))) propaganda. Just look at the thread >>5274 posted, with them going on and on about how they had a COMMUNITY that let them do their thing and how everybody else was so ALONE. They don't know shame, they never back out, they are persistent and perverted and have nearly converted all of 4chan into their personal newfag tranny conversion pedo point.
Be wary, brothers. Do not let them find a foothold here.


Fucking scary, man.


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I freeze fire to save it for later, help save the enviornment


Ok.I'll prove it.

First, let's start with the definition of intelligence, and the means to measure it. surely it'd be very superficial to define intelligence as iq, because even if it's one of the fiew things we can measure objectively and relatively easily it only shows a fragment of the big picture of human intelligence.
Today intelligence is divided in various categories, where some are th emore conventional ones like problem solving and spatial intelligence which you can measure with iq tests, then there are others such as social intelligence (I think it had a different name but it doesn't matter) and it's obvious that many people here are a bit lacking on this side (no offense, me too tbh)
It would be also very interesting to look at the importance of culture vs genetics when it comes to intelligence. It's pretty much obvious that both are very important here, but the exact way in which each affects intelligence isn't obvious.
Anyway I'm intelligent. Mostly on the logical side, the words kinda stuff. Which is funny because I'm terrible at explaining myself. But I mean I have repeatedly proven to myself and others that I don't just have above average intelligence but full fleged outstanding intelligence. I'm also a dumb fuck but it doesn't matter. (1/?)


Now you might be waiting for concrete proof. Well obviously on the internet anybody can pretend to be anyone, but on the other hand there would be no point in me pretending to be intelligent and trying to prove it when I'm not in fact simply because I have no identity, I'm not tripfagging so there's no "ego" to defent here. So you can trust me.
But maybe I'm so stupid to believe that I'm intelligent? Or maybe I'm more intelligent than the people around me, but they're all so dumb that I'm just average really.
Well as I said I am intelligent objectively, with concrete proof. The proof would be an iq test I made back when I was at school which revealed I was "gifted". I participated in various olympiads heavily reliant on intelligence (mathematics, informatics) at a national level and even won a medal. Also multiple times I was the only one in class to solve a particular problem or I would pass tests while studiying very llittle
Now in university I've passed exams with studying basically only the night before. Thing is it's hard for me to do anything not at gunpoint, probably because my intelligence uses a lot of brain resources so my brain has gotten defensive which makes me appear lazy to the people aroud me. But so long as I actually manage to half-ass the trials of life thanks to my intelligence everything will be ok. I will never become skilled anything because I can't fucking force myself to practice and I'm not good at applying my intelligence to my life directly, probably because of emotional interfereance and because I can't clearly understand what is going on in my life (mostrly because of shit memory because of my irregular sleep schedule). Also I can hardly bond with other people because my intelligence has a cost(I'm a weirdo). (2/?)


The result is that my intelligence doesn't matter, it won't make me happy, and it will only be used to over-analyze every move I make and finding all the numerous errors I made because I'm not good at improvising (my hyper-intelligence is slow lol). I won't be able to live happily along other people, nor will I be able to use my intelligence in any science or engenieering with above average success, and if I attempt to hide from my intelligence in art-forms I'm deemed to loose too, because I won't be able to learn the art, because I will know that there is "good" art and "bad" art and I will alway be aware of my cringy and shitty beginner taste (which won't get better for the same reason I can't get skilled, a lack of dedication)
The truth is that even if I an hero I won't be able to make a witty death letter or a creative suicide.
My intelligence is a curse, because I'm doomed. I'll always be below average in anything, while knowing I could be better than anyone else

Oh well I will just post around here and pretend I don't notice the pain of walking barefoot over the glass pieces of my crushed dreams (3/3)


I mean, the point of /sewers/ is that every post is a joke
But i cant tell if your serious or not


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>395 pound
rather optimistic






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>post opinion
>"SHUT UP (insert tripfag here)"
Just fuck my shit up.
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4chan got pissed at ourworldoftext, and ddosed the site
It was down for a minute
I can't beleve i got to see it, autism like this never happens anymore
They convinced the users there that they came from ifunny, reddit, knowyourmeme and 9gag and told them it was a coordinated raid like an autistic leigon of doom
spamming natzi flags everywhere
At one point 500 people where on the site at the same time lol
This all just happened an hour ago


They also got mad at pixelcanvas because they had commie art everywhere, but that movement fizzled out.


Can you elaborate?


I learned this info by using a 4chan archive tool called, and came of my own research.
It started with an off-topic /mu/ sometime around 2009.
The thread was titled Syd
The op used an image of an old man cringing with the comment :
"Your face when you first saw 4chan"
Other anons showed what their faces looked like when they first found 4chan in the image they posted, then jannies took the thread down. Before, around the summer of 2007 couse avatarfagging was started/became popular by newfags and both was hated by oldfags.
But oldfags slightly warmed up to both ideas by making joke/troll threads. Well needless to say, during raids newfags would say shitty 4chan memes leaving a ton of digital footprints to 4chan. What was worse, is that 4channers would (even to this day) act like an imageboard user outside of 4chan
On youtube videos, they would leave comments like ">mfw 30 seconds in the video"
Other normalfags would be confused by this and ask the 4channer what > or mfw means and the 4channer would get flustered by this. This would not just be limited to just youtube though.
4channers would make facebook groups and use images as reactions and normalfags picked it up around 2012 and called it reaction images, which later evolved to the normalfag "Relatable posts"
For instance : "When you drop all the chips" (and then the normalfag shows an image of dark vader in anguish when he learned that padme died after giving birth.)
1 2007 avatarfagging
2 2009 tfw/mfw
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and of course, i forgot to add the most modern iteration of those being "object labeling"
It's kinda easy to see the similarities between all of those memes.


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That sounds like a lotta..


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Please lurk newfag




Nice star shit publicity newfag, kys


Where did he go?


The most divine of trips compels you to do so