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 No.5909[Reply][D]

It has been a while
Since we had this sort of thread
See: Five-Seven-Five

 No.5910[D][DF]

I'll start us off now.
Let's make a conversation-
How are you doing?

 No.5911[D][DF]

>>5909
im pretty good, thanks
how about you my good friend
how has your life been?

 No.5941[D][DF]

>>5911
thank you, i am well,
life is going very swell.
Quite unusual... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 No.5942[D][DF]

>>5910
Doin' pretty good
exams has all been completed
Got pretty good scores on most, one is lower than what I've hoped since I didn't finish it, but nothing was affected since the other work I've done already out weight the exam thing, and another is still unknown about the scores on it.

 No.5953[D][DF]

>>5942
You're pretty lucky
I've still got exams to do
They don't stop coming



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 No.5878[Reply][D]

HOLF FUCK HOLY FUCK IS THIS NORMAL I WAS JUST PLAYING SOME AIDUNGEON AND NOW THIS SHIT HAPPENS I DIDNT ACTUALLY KNOW THAT IT KNOWS ABOUT US. WE ARE ALL DOOMED! THE AI KNOWS EVERYTHING ABOUT US IT KNOWS EVERYTHING EVERYONE PANIC
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 No.5880[D][DF]

>>5878
Programs like this just take shit that other people said from around the internet and adapts to learn from what it's given. It's really not that surprising.
22chan is a website that exists. You can find it rather easily. It's really not that remarkable that a game like this would mention it.
It's basically no different from Akinator

 No.5881[D][DF]

>>5880
I’ve actually noticed that after it tried to tell me about the /baphomet/ board and when I could ask any question about where to download software and it would give me a link to the original download page.

 No.5890[D][DF]

The ai cracked the code for us
https://22chan.org/baphomet

 No.5891[D][DF]

This really does sound like a cool game, i need to play this soon.

 No.5892[D][DF]

>>5891
It's pretty fun so long as you can use your imagination to fill in the blanks and produce a semi-coherent story. The best experience imo is playing with other people.



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 No.4692[Reply][Last 50 Posts][D]

https://www.lurkmore.com/view/Rules
(^The old rules of the internet)
"to help make OUR interwebz great again"
"Typed in the year of our LORD XI.XVII.MMXIX"
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 No.5790[D][DF]

>>5785
>>5786
>>5788
>>5789
>he sneaked in the bach rule
Based

 No.5791[D][DF]

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updated because the faggot forgot to add other newer rules.

 No.5792[D][DF]

>>5791
you forgot rule 37 you absolute moron

 No.5793[D][DF]

>>5791
Well shit now we got two versions

 No.5795[D][DF]

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>>5793
heres another



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 No.5555[Reply][D]

5555 GET for Suigintou.
Thanks for your attention!
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 No.5566[D][DF]

>>5565
But yea, Rozen Maiden is a classic for old 4chan culture, watamote is also pretty good as well, though everyone is different, so I doubt everyone would like it to the same level as some of us here.

 No.5567[D][DF]

>>5561
>And i see that you are a 22chan oldfag
how can u be a newfag when this site was made in 2018

 No.5568[D][DF]

Because you where there to experince those events. That happened last year/earlyer this year. Do you know about the story of drunk dragon? About spidergang/gatorgang?
About our new anon?
The carpgang wars
A oldfag knows these things. And was there to experence these things.
Being a newfag here means you just joined, and dont know anything about this stuff. A newfag found this site late this year
I am what you call a 22chan youngfag
Why? I found this site around april this year.
I was there for all these things
Not new, not that old because i wasnt there when the site was made at 2018
But young.

 No.5569[D][DF]

>>5568
Does what i say make sense, or am i just autistic?
I mean just because you are a 4chan oldfag dosn't mean you are an oldfag of 22chan its all comes down to experence and knowlege of sites culture, i guess. I mean unless thats just false and since the site is new we are all newfags.

 No.5818[D][DF]

>>5569
>unless thats just false and since the site is new we are all newfags
There certainly is a differentiation between users.
Newfags and oldfags/youngfags(?)
But since this site is relatively new, it's easy to stop being a newfag by lurking around a bit and familiarizing oneself with the rules.
I've seen some "timelines" earlier which call people from 2018 "originalfags", then oldfags and so on, but the timeline hasn't been updated in almost half a year and that timeline probably is going to change more.
So "youngfag" i guess makes the most sense for now.



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 No.4580[Reply][D]

I have two cats that are in heat. How do I make them leave me alone? They keep trying to rub their asses on me and it's annoying and gross.

When i'm sleeping they sneak up to me and rub their ass on me and i want it to stop. I spray them with water and chase them away, even pick them up and toss them in the hallway, but 2 minutes later they're back howling and trying to molest me...
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 No.4598[D][DF]

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 No.4768[D][DF]

Op, where did you go?

 No.4771[D][DF]

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I actually have no clue what to do with a cat in heat. Maybe you should google it or something?
I hope you figure it out OP, and just know that it won't last forever!

 No.5780[D][DF]

>>4598
ITS RIGHT BEHIND YOU!
DUMB KAT!

 No.5782[D][DF]

>>4580
Get rid of the cats.



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 No.4618[Reply][D]

Post decorations ideas or draw them
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 No.5547[D][DF]

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 No.5548[D][DF]

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>>5546
>>5547
so comfy

 No.5573[D][DF]

As a giant dildo.

 No.5705[D][DF]

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this

 No.5708[D][DF]

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I just love the classy style of the Solaris library, why not decorate the whole ship like this?



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 No.1950[Reply][Last 50 Posts][D]

Post in this thread every time you check 22chan and can't think of a worthwhile thing to post!
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 No.5695[D][DF]

>>5693
Hmm, well, I'm out of ideas of what to discuss. Though, I'm playing the piano or starting to right now, and trying to continue the alto sax, and have to play the double bass, so what instruments everyone is thinking about playing or is playing right now?

 No.5696[D][DF]

Oh wait, i forgot
They recruted a new imageboard recently.
"Christchannel"

 No.5697[D][DF]

>>5696
>"Christchannel
Just check it, and surprised that they name it that way.

 No.5698[D][DF]

Please dont say anything to them, or that will attract more attention but we just got shilled on 16chan
Guy made a list of imageboards and included us in it. (I also want to ad the fact that he threw in pedo imageboards)
https://16chan.xyz/b/res/3522.html#3522
>instruments
I would love learn to the piano, but i lack the time and space to do it.
Other then that i've just been trying to "catch up" studying, and attempting to be more cultured. Also reading manga, comic books and literature.

 No.5699[D][DF]

>>5698
Well that sucks, but it's in with pedo imageboards so that's even more concerning, but you're right, we shouldn't say much about it
>Also reading manga, comic books and literature.
Cool! Well, good luck with that studying and being more cultured anon.



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 No.5579[Reply][D]

Happy new year you cunts. its been great.
what are your guys new years resolution if any?
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 No.5652[D][DF]

>>5579
making 22chan great before 2022

 No.5653[D][DF]

22chan in 2020
Will be like (or already is)
4chan in 2010
Lets do it lads

 No.5656[D][DF]

>>5579
Resolutions:
1. Lose weight
2. Keep resolutions

 No.5661[D][DF]

Happy new year!
>>5597
I can't remember any specific "special" moments but I just liked interacting with you guys a few times. Also some things are fun to follow, like the characters (niniba, anon, etc)
>>5617
Yeah, right? What happened to the 22 movie thing
>>5636
Nicee



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 No.5428[Reply][D]

This website is great, but it’s just too fucking slow.
We need some big publicity stunt to get more people to come here.
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 No.5484[D][DF]

The whole fag list has changed so it varies from anon to anon
i guess it adds up to
Amount of time spent on an imageboard,
And if you can act responcible/ are well informed about the lore/history and site rules
So that mod is a 4chan oldfag. Newfag to 22chan,(i guess oldfag still counts because he might have been here when the site was first made) but a true 4chan oldfag assuming that he knows the lore.
I'm a 4chan newfag, but knowlge wise, an oldfag. So the term youngfag applies to me.
(Or at least i think thats what youngfag means)

 No.5485[D][DF]

>>5483
Nah, i'd say LEB is the closest, maybe TLV

 No.5486[D][DF]

>>5479
> "head to 22chan"
Tell me where in my post did I say that I posted the word "22chan"
In those threads I only say that there are other imageboards. That's it. No links, no citations to 22chan. Hopefully some people will get curious, look up on google for alt-chans and some find about this place

 No.5488[D][DF]

I said IF SOMEONE was in that situation
Someone
Not you,
someone else

 No.5489[D][DF]

How about NASB



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 No.5457[Reply][D]

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the mansion,
Flan flew through red hallways with reckless abandon.
With Remi in pursuit, much to Flan's delight,
this looked to be a normal, Two O'clock night.

But tonight would be different; a window ajar,
She flew out the mansion in hopes to go far.
As Meiling, like always, slept right near the gate,
Flan soared over the wall, she just couldn't wait.

She flew across nations as if a short stroll.
Her destination, a Touhou that lived in the North Pole.
Flan knew of this Touhou and his awesome cause.
For the first time in her life, she was going to meet Claus.

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 No.5466[D][DF]

>>5465
On the third day of christmas 22chan gave to me
Three delicious pepsis
Two cute greatest of friends <3 <3
And a loli to cuddle with!

 No.5470[D][DF]

On the fourth day of christmas 22chan gave to me
Four jewish shekels
Three delicious pepsis
Two cute greatest of friends <3 <3
And a loli to cuddle with!

 No.5471[D][DF]

On the fifth day of christmas 22chan gave to me
Five cans filled with fish soup
Four jewish shekels
Three delicious pepsis
Two cute greatest of friends <3 <3
And a loli to cuddle with!

 No.5472[D][DF]

On the sixth day of christmas 22chan gave to me
Six touhou flashes
Five cans filled with fish soup
Four jewish shekels
Three delicious pepsis
Two cute greatest of friends <3 <3
And a loli to cuddle with!

 No.5477[D][DF]

>>5472
On the seventh day of christmas 22chan gave to me
Seven AIDS-filled lidos
Six touhou flashes
Five cans filled with fish soup
Four jewish shekels
Three delicious pepsis
Two cute greatest of friends <3 <3
And a loli to cuddle with!



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 No.5409[Reply][D]

Dear anons,

Are you like me and hate what Disney has done to George Lucas' creation?

Could some kind souls help me spread my camrip for Estar Wh0res The Fall of Disneyshit or at least point me in the right direction for whom to send it to? I don't know how else to share it to help the camrip efforts. Thanks anons.

https://mega.nz/#F!FtoRgSRQ!X8MYWjb0Y9uadVZJHejztw
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 No.5445[D][DF]

>>5443
That would be awesome

 No.5446[D][DF]

>>5445
Yeah, but theres a problem, how? We are a bunch of a faggots, IN THE INTERNET. We could animate it, but that could leave shit easy for Tumblr faggots.

 No.5447[D][DF]

We dont need to animate it, just make a story bible like george lucas did and take it from there.

 No.5448[D][DF]

>>5447
Good point, but what we do next? Who is going to watch or buy a random Estar Guars wannabe just because?

 No.5449[D][DF]

(Just throwing a couple ideas out there)
you know,
just tell a story and have fun with it.
If some tumblrfag finds it and turns it into a tv show
why should we care?
That's their version of the story
No need to screech or pull a rule 2
Ignore them
Anyways,
>Good point, but what we do next? Who is going to watch or buy a random Estar Guars wannabe just because?
Argue about the setting of the story, and make rules
Turn it into a 22chan rpg
Utlise the roll and fortune options
(Somthing like that.)
George just wanted to tell a story
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 No.4195[Reply][D]

I think a comicbook thread would be comfy. Let's talk about comicbooks, and comic-book related media!
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 No.4886[D][DF]

>>4885
You h8 the cat,
You get the bat

 No.5055[D][DF]

I don't want to spoil anything, but i would HIGHLY reccomend reading scott snyders run of batman. Great for batman newfags. I love the whole "court of owls" story arc. Very iconic if you ask me.

 No.5399[D][DF]

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I have a question,
i'm confused. How is Rorschach insane?
Its been mentioned everywhere, by everybody you can think of, but i haven't seen any proof.
I haven't read watchmen in a while anyway, so i plan to re-read it, but i'm just curious as to why this is said over and over. Slightly deranged, yes but insane?

 No.5417[D][DF]

Anyone read doomsday clock yet?
Slightly sucks, but it patches a lot of mistakes that dc made over the years.
>the comic arc
https://readcomiconline.to/Comic/Doomsday-Clock
>the wikipedia article
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doomsday_Clock_(comics)

Spoilers below
[spoiler]Malcom loungs (rorshach's black psychiatrist) son becomes the next rorshach.
Some watchmen characters migrate to the dc univerce
Dc plans to do a crossover with marvel
Batman has a daughter and dr manhattan has a son
Jonathan and Martha Kent brought back to life
Dc univerce is now a metaverce, not a multiverce. Meaning that it's in constant change
And the justice society is back for the 9000th time.[/spoiler]
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 No.5418[D][DF]

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Wew



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 No.5373[Reply][D]

>"The name Universal Ministries was coined to show we are not just one church, but the many ministries and churches Associated through the Home Church. So many online sites are just that without having anything behind them beyond a site. The Milford Office and Chapel were established in a legal church in 2000 though we started as a ministry first as many of you will. The Universal Ministries is made up of members from all Faiths and walks in life that have chosen to become legally ordained. Though we are founded in New Testament and original Scriptures from the time of Christ we are a church open to all wishing to share spiritual faith and journey. Do not think you can’t be legally ordained simply because you do not follow our doctrines as our doors are indeed open to all in Faith. The Universal Ministries though a denomination of many churches still follows a non-denominational direction in allowing you to Start a Church and decide the path it will follow."
THATS RIGHT FAGGOTS
ALL THESE YEARS OF BEING OPPRESED BY NORMALFAGS, AS ANONYMOUS WE NEED TO FIGHT BACK
ITS OUR TIME TO SHINE AND START OUR OWN CHURCH OF 22CHAN
BETA UPRISING REEEE
I JUST GOT ORDAINED FOR NO REASON WHATSOEVER AND IT COST ME 30$
JOIN ME
IMBRACE FAGGOTRY
https://universalministries.com/
Lets start our own cult lol
(Lets make propaganda too kek)
why do they make it that easy?
I guess this one is a hippy dippy nu-age we love everyone style deal. (You can also get godanm knighted and choose someone to be your squire)
Oh, and a guess we can talk about religion or whatever.

 No.5374[D][DF]

Call me daddy OwO

 No.5376[D][DF]

>>5373
You're clearly gay but I like the idea. A 22 religion with egiptian like deities (a gator god, a spider god, etc.)
>https://universalministries.com/
I doubt this is necessary. Also they want money, so fuck that

 No.5380[D][DF]

>>5376
What about one for guns and shit, also sacrifices or summoning?

 No.5381[D][DF]

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>>5380
Sacrifice an otter in a demonic star circle at midnight to summon a giant black spider, which will follow your orders for an hour and then run away in the dark in the sewers
Maybe the cult is more like a mafia and all the "priests" are gang members and they own gator guns (pic related is an idea, I'm no drawfag)

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 No.1807[Reply][D]

Format has changed! (470:100)

Post board related banners (470:100 format).

They have to be:
1. Related to one of 22chans board
2. Be in a 470:100 ratio (for example: 470px wide, 100px tall)
3. Self-made

Its suggested to have the name and/or uri (/b/ or Random) in that banner.

They will be put as the banner when browsing that specific board.

Multiple Banners per board are better, so we have some variety.

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 No.4894[D][DF]

>>4889
>hm
OH FUCK PLEASE NO

 No.4951[D][DF]

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I made this one for /b/ during my free time but I never thought I'd be posting it at all.
I hope you like it! I put a lot of effort into it, but I don't expect to see it as a board banner at all.

 No.4970[D][DF]

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This one is one of my favourites

 No.5071[D][DF]

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banner for /f/

 No.5295[D][DF]

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>>1807
One for the /k/ommandant



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 No.2659[Reply][D]

I personally found it a while ago when I found my brother left a tab open for it on his computer, which he left open. I got curious, and viola
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 No.5068[D][DF]

>princet chan hopping

 No.5080[D][DF]

>>5065
This list is pretty outdated

 No.5081[D][DF]

I can agree with that.
They got took down, and lost two years worth of data.

 No.5082[D][DF]

last year when 4chan did the separation somebody reccomended me on /pol/

 No.5084[D][DF]

Welcome to 22chan
>4chan did the separation
What happend there?



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