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>>4108
>FUCK your scheming human designs
>>4108
The cat must commit total destruction on the normalfags stupidity.
I touched cat ears but the cat got pissed and hit me.
>>4111
Some cats hate being touched. One of my cats doesn't mind me grabbing him and the other one grows when he is touched more than light pats.
>>4141
What conditioner does she use
>>4142
It is natural and just the superior genes coming through.
>>4161
In case of emergency, become bread.
I didn't realise how long cat tongues are. LOOONG
Cats are strange i don't understand their anatomy.
>>4168
It doesn't feel that long when I am licked by my cat. When my cat hisses the tongue seems long though.
Happy Catnesday, meow „≽^•⩊•^≼·
Saw storecat again (cat who works at the local hardware store)
She was tucked into her catbed, she had a mini pillow under her head, and she was sleeping, holding a stuffed animal (rabbit)
She moved her head in a super retarded position to sleep better, imagine being payed to sleep on the job, lucky.
Apparantly she tried escaping by climbing into a stroller, they caught her at the last second because her tail was sticking out.
>>4187
The cat's life seems eventful. I also sleep in retarded permissions to get to bed.
>>4194
This is hardcore.
I was working in a shed and i was leaving and i spotted an orange cat stalking something and when he noticed me i decided to chase after him and he climbed over the fence, and he looked back at me before jumping off.
Very suspicious
>>4213
ORANGE CAT ON THE WINDOWSILL
HE LOOKED AT ME AND SCAMPERED OFF INTO THE NIGHT
>>4217
He could have stayed, we could have been friends.
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Remember to destroy things, imitate the wisdom of the cat.
>>4229
You gotta break things to teach the humans a lesson.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=n6VnPAkDyiM [Play]
Saw a panther on the street the other day, (just like vid related) scary!
>>4249
Did anything of note happen?
>>4256
Got aggressively meowed at one day, at the next he walked up to me, but then ran away. Can't tell if stray or owned.
You know, i forgot about supernatural but honestly i feel like this was the only scene that i feel like actually matters. https://youtube.com/watch?v=_NDGzbe0WaY [Play]
I wish i can talk to them.
>>4229
Cats understand better than any other living life form that actions have consequences. It is simply a fact of the universe.
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I was watching a Russian film today, and noticed this cat squirming as it was tied up. Absolutely adorable.
>>4296
what cat breed is it
My cat played with my earbud tips. It was cute because he could never get the tip in his paws.
>>4300
Maybe he wanted to listen to some mewsic.
>>4187
Storecat was sleeping but wasn't having a good dream, her ears was switching but her face was moving and she moved her paw, and kicked her leg. Then she woke up with a shocked expression on her face, and then she went back to sleep. Maybe she had a nightmare?
>>4304
Good
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My cats have lately been running away from me unless they are sleeping like pic-related.
>>4310
Why are they running?
>>4311
They are playing together. I guess I am a hassle to their activities.
Yesterday a random cat came up to the door and stared at my cat. The cat hissed and left. It was weird but the cat was cute. I guess it was a territorial thing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yupZi6ASJXQ [Play]
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I was at a yardsale and i heard a noise, so i bent down to look under a chair and i saw a gray cat with large eyes, irises fully open and ears down. I tried touching him but he backed up a bit but he kept looking at me. He didn't blink either, just stare
WHAT IS HE LOOKING AT
STOP LOOKING AT ME
Was he looking at my DNA? Or even deeper, my soul?
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>>4346
>Human Connor had better watch out or he'll be replaced by AI Connor
>>4347
There can only be one.
I spotted a cute black and white cat sitting on a sidewalk, i wanted to pet him but i decided against it because he looked too comfy and i didn't want to disturb him.
>>4316
Maybe it was an invite to join the cat gang and maybe your cat wasn't gangster enough.
>>4382
My cats really hate being held like that for extended periods. They usually give me 30 seconds and start to hiss.
you must prove cat ownership to post on 22chan
>>4382
an exemplary cat owner, he's clearly foregone food in favour of feeding his pet
>>4389
you can tell because the cat on his lap is a fat fuck
Was shopping at a flea market (you never know what fleas you may find) and walked in on a sitsuation. The lady who was operating a booth noticed her cat was uncomfortable and she realised her cat giving birth, and since i was there after everything was done, i got to name one of the kittens. Name? Niniba. Cat breed? Calico. A legend is born! Niniba's great quest starts now. Niniba is out on the real world now.
>>4411
Nice. A worthy addition to 22chan lore
I spotted a lovely calico, loafing infont of a house, it appears like he was "guarding" the house to me, which is funny.
>>4517
a tragedy in four parts
guys you better be prepared I'm working on an awesome video for the caturday thread!
>>4517
The finally part the cat looks like me after a trash day of wageslaving.
>>4525
I'm in love.
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>>4520
I hope everyone will enjoy this.
Using the audio from >>4107 I made it entirely using only the cats located in the Caturday threads. The pictures are not randomly placed either and well atleast try to tell a story.
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>>4535
This is a work of art lol, the meloncats in the corner is a nice touch. The manko music was reused well too.
>>4535
I can't stop rewatching this.
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Caturday? Oh, right, cats. I love cats. I can't seem to find any around here though... if only there was a cat here..
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>>4542
How couldn't you find that cat? It is the oldest trick in the book?
>>4581
NEKOGAWA NOOOOOOO I BET 200 YEN ON THIS FIGHT, I WAS ROOTING FOR YOU
>>4587
Is,it? i see no cats. I once was shopping where my local storecat works and i heard a meow and had no clue where she was at, after looking around she was right next to me laying on a box, due to being a brown tabby she was INVISIBLE.
>>4587
How can he be that flat?
>>4595
The luxury of living the high life. Cats are smarter because they have free time to think.
>>4590
Cats have to be sneaky when they are not in the mood for humans.