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>>1627
THE ORACLE KNOWS ALLOracle says: No
>>1640
The Oracle... She is humbleOracle says: Yes, definitely
oracle am i gay
>>1669
is he?Oracle says: Yes, definitely
>>1669
He has worst fortuneYour Fortune: Good Luck
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This board is for posts that are even more random as posts on /b/.
If your post has no meaning/ makes no sense at all, then /sewers/ is the right board for you.
Do not come here expecting serious replies to your post.
Normal random posts belong on /b/.
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there are two cats, one tells truth and the other, lies. the truth teller will give you arcane secrets, and the lier will lead you to certian doom. which cat would you trust out of the two?
The white one.
I don't fucking care they're both getting petted and brushed
>>1699
Cats can always be trusted because they are cute!
Uhm, since this seems to be the glossary thread, could anyone explain something to me? I am kind of embarrassed to admit it, but in all my years of browsing imageboards I could never understand what an ymous is. Everybody keeps saying they aren't one, but I just don't know what's that supposed to mean... I always forget to write my name in the name field and so my posts say that I am not an ymous too. But maybe that's wrong and I am one? Or is that something bad? I don't understand, could somebody explain please?
>>1695
the y mouse follows you and reports on your misdeeds, he always asks "why" and then reports back to his handlers
it is a messy cycle indeed because the catalog clearly has to watch out and eat the ymous, nature is truly mysterious
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>>1478
I wonder what the cats get from this deal.
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Reptillian conspiracy theories are gay and wrong. Kitties have ruled the world since day one. How are we evolved from reptillian species if we have hair and our girls are cute? See picrel (I'm the trucel on the right)
Checkmate wetowd...
>>1605
Thats why they stare at me, they judge the inferior.
barak obama is japanese, his family clan is so powerful he has a city with his last name
>>1691
thats the whole controvercy with his birthplace, they couldn't let everyone know he was yakuza
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sons of bitches sons of bitches sons of bitches sons of bitches...
>>1685
Sons of bitches
eehoes day poo tas
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more sons of bitches sons of bitches sons of bitches...
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now are you ready for a real son of a bitch?
>>1689
did i just see a hitler salute
>>1681
ur mum cooked me dinner. it was good
Sewers thread of the year award
hmm, doesn't look very young
Today, at the intersection of Random Main St. and Sewer's 3rd Ave, witnesses reported a mysterious figure lurking in the shadows, gripping at their own genitals and mumbling, 'It's gone already?' while attempting to interact with the search engine in an explicit manner. Before SPIDER★ could arrive, the figure disappeared, allegedly making its way to another imageboard. The unsettling scene left local CATs on edge. More at 10.7 replies (and 22 file replies) omitted. Click here to view. (Bump Limit: 250)
