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BEHOLD, A MAN

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GAZE APON MANKINDS RAW POWER

oh god please don't kick my ass

>>1340
>>1341
Oh shit, awesome. I'm so proud of being a human. Fuck yeah!!!!

>>1347
You are still sub FEATHERLESS BIPED

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Post if you're lurking.

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(◎╮皿◎╮)╯ hi

>>1343
herro
～(⊙◍⊙)～

△　乂　乂
┃～(⊙◍⊙)～ OUTSIDER! BIG TROUBLE! BIG, BIG TROUBLE!
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You called me out so I might as well

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guys how do you think, is this design stolen somehow?

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shit thread

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Is it just me or shadow people are more present these days?

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>>1240
Dude what's your obsession with watermelon addicts, do you secretly want their large hadron collider? Seek help

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Yeah I see them the other day trying to steal the shadow of my ass, to make an ass buffet (box nood in their language).
They also steal various shadow of items for seasoning.
Hopefully box nood happens once a year so they should be quiet soon.
Happy box nood shadow people!

>>1232
I think you really need to read 'Alien Intrusion', 2nd edition, by Gary Bates (you really need the last chapter in the second edition). Have you noticed that with the explosion in the number of people carrying cameras there isn't an explosion in the number of 'sightings'?

Think of it as a massive psy-ops. In short, think deception.

>>1334
but what if he whispers sweet secrets in my ears?

>>1335
That doesn't happen. It's always deception. The most common statements are attempts to change our view of history, to enable some group to do to us what they want. There are no 'sweet secrets'.

Of course, you could be just having a nice dream.

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STOP RIGHT THERE!
Thought you could speed through /all/ again just because I wasn't around? Think again.
Pay this bread a post, or serve your long-awaited sentence.

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Shit... guess you caught me. Just be gentle with me, cute anime police woman
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get over here bitch

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>>1332
STOP RIGHT THERE OR I WILL SHOOT YOU DEAD!!!

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Today, at the intersection of Random Main St. and Sewer's 3rd Ave, witnesses reported a mysterious figure lurking in the shadows, gripping at their own genitals and mumbling, 'It's gone already?' while attempting to interact with the search engine in an explicit manner. Before SPIDER★ could arrive, the figure disappeared, allegedly making its way to another imageboard. The unsettling scene left local CATs on edge. More at 10.

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╰(　◉ェ◉ )╯　>>1300's little sister's bedroom leaves little to the imagination.
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>>1294
Do not, under any circumstances, turn around.

>>1305 The lyrics of this >>1300 fit the picture very well.

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that was me, sorry. I was just a little itchy and mmy pants slipped. Could've happened to anyone...

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Would you pay the fee line?

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>>1307
my damned cabbages keep going rotted

>>1313
It tastes good. Thank you for the nourishment!

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well damn niggers i guess i'm veitnam then

>>1168
https://youtube.com/watch?v=QMH8Tof69SE [Play]

>>1326
As soon as he said "There's no need to blame yourself" I knew who he was...

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WE IN THE RICE FIELD MOTHER FUCKER

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WE HAVE TO WORK SO THE ELITES CAN EAT

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FEATHERLESS BIPED BEHOLD, A MAN

Post if you're lurking.

guys how do you think, is this design stolen somehow?

Shadow people back at it again Is it just me or shadow people are more present these days?

/all/ police returns STOP RIGHT THERE!
Thought you could speed through /all/ again just because I wasn't around? Think again.
Pay this bread a post, or serve your long-awaited sentence.

Lolicons Today, at the intersection of Random Main St. and Sewer's 3rd Ave, witnesses reported a mysterious figure lurking in the shadows, gripping at their own genitals and mumbling, 'It's gone already?' while attempting to interact with the search engine in an explicit manner. Before SPIDER★ could arrive, the figure disappeared, allegedly making its way to another imageboard. The unsettling scene left local CATs on edge. More at 10.

Only the Deep Questions Would you pay the fee line?

WE IN THE RICE FIELD MOTHER FUCKER

/Sewers/ Holy Church of Oracle Use fortune (or oracle) to know the truth ask the oracle any questions, and she shall answer your thread title the /sewers/ holy church of Oracle.
PS This is what the Oracle looks like in real life.

Universal Dance Make up some misheard lyrics for this and then it's complete ｷﾀ───────(ﾟ∀ﾟ)───────!!

What is the most insane con... [spoiler][/spoiler][sjis][/sjis]

GATORGANG GATORGANG GATORGANG GATORGANG GATORGANG GATORGANG GATORGANG GATORGANG GATORGANG GATORGANG GATORGANG GATORGANG GATORGANG GATORGANG GATORGANG GATORGANG GATORGANG GATORGANG GATORGANG GATORGANG GATORGANG GATORGANG GATORGANG

(You) (You)

they see me rollin

they hatin

The planets will align Keep this bread alive until 2/22/2222, it will be THE day.
No sticky.

Sir, how's your mother, the Yamashiro (battleship)
Big cute cancer!
Hunger!
Natto money, High gym, NASA, yo!

I buy sausage,
Saw ya pretty the other day, chu♥
Rapping go, the same school
Darn furry, take a train, boo!

Kombucha? yeah, ketchup!
Some toe jams on release day!
A stew (No!) A stew (No!)
No calamari, darling, darling please!!!!

None could a do, none to tear, Iced tea rules
A hiccup, gotcha, you run boom!
Hey a meatball, goal test ball
Icing Boeing (BCA) Curry is a nice eye!

BAYONETTA, I see no hotel card, eh?
Available? Surrender! Onion nyuugaaah!
Android ｷﾀ―――(ﾟ∀ﾟ)―――― !! A tashty cake?!
Don't go to Haruhi, pedo! Call 9-9-1

Right Pan: (Gondor, hey, a tashty 10 scoop gives you estate aura)
Left Pan: (Cola... Innocent, innocent, none then why, cuckoo, desk car?)
Right Pan: (A rat named, damn, Hideaki Anno high as fuck!)
Left Pan: (Are you ready, Dante? ... Kawaii!)

BAM-BAM o' Gundam!
NASCAR, Sherry, why?
W-LAN Klans gator!
LOOK UP Sensei's shlong -> WHY?!
Sound the gong, PEW-PEW stop access!
Don't stop there lucky master
Oozing all over me like a Cinderella!

Only thirteen, go say boning, why, rats chew? you know what a tashty To Heart 2
Say, roar! Fuck u darker than death, ketchup toyota -a-a-a-a
Guess to you, Obi-wan toe licking game UI reload askew, yo!
That's cool, cool guy, pick me no deuce, when we die!

Hairpin, son of a bitch!
So rude, made to choose to die, yarn!
Gone by tea (Yay!) High hit it (Yay!)
My daring, daring prince!~

Rat haven hop on in

Share imageboard screenshot... Don't actually say or show from what place the screenshot came from unless the post itself is about a imageboard.

Water Addicts Anonymous remember that this thread is a safe space so those aflicted by that terrible substance can feel like they can share without being judged. I remember telling myself that i "needed" water, and that i "couldn't live without it", and it took me a while to realise that i had a problem. The problem is that drug addiction is normalised and even main stream. One can buy weed in a shop without a perscription, People literally are seeing ads for "whippits" and you can actually buy a fucking watermelon at the store for NINE dollars, imagine the gall. They call water withdraw "dehydration" for christ sake, Have we seriously failed as a society? I think the first chance of healing is to realise you have a problem and to take active measures to avoid getting high. I'm proud to say its been a week without me getting hydrated, I can tell i'm getting better because for once in my life my piss is amber color so clearly i'm flooding the toxins out of my system.

GIGAGATOR HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED, NO DOUBT THE WORK OF ASK.
I SAY, WE NEED A TEAM TO RESCUE HIM.

HOIHOI-SAN Hoihoi-san

STEVE BALMER LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...
BALMER BALMER STEVE BALMER!
I LOVE THIS COMPANY, YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
I LOVE THIS COMPANY, YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
I LOVE THIS COMPANY, YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
I LOVE THIS COMPANY, YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
COME ON, GET UP~! COME ON, GET UP~! *SOLD*
COME ON, GET UP~! C'MOOOOOOOON!
COME ON, GET UP~! COME ON, GE-GE-GE-GET UP~! *SOLD
COME ON *SOLD, GET UP~! C'MOOOOOOOON!
*ALL COPIES HAVE BEEN SOLD*
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
*CELEBRATION DANCE WITH BILL GATES*
OOOOOOOH! COME ON! OOOOOOOH! GET UP! OOOOOOOH! OOOOOOOH! GIVE IT UP FOR ME!
OOOOOOOH! OOOOOOOH! GIVE IT UP FOR ME! OOOOOOOH! OOOOOOOH! GIVE IT UP FOR ME!
ANSWER: DETROIT
なおす (DEVELOPERS!)　ナオス (DEVELOPERS!)　直す (DEVELOPERS!)　治す (DEVELOPERS!)
~~D-D-D-D-DDDDD-D-D-DDD~~
直作 (DEVELOPERS!)　なお裂く (DEVELOPERS!)　尚作 (DEVELOPERS!)　なおさ (DEVELOPERS!)
~~GETUP-GETUP-GETUP-GETUP-GETUP-Yeah!!~~
Quickly make it open source, damn it!
なおす (DEVELOPERS!)　ナオス (DEVELOPERS!)　直す (DEVELOPERS!)　治す (DEVELOPERS!)
~~D-D-D-D-DDDDD-D-D-DDD~~
直作 (DEVELOPERS!)　なお裂く (DEVELOPERS!)　尚作 (DEVELOPERS!)　なおさ (DEVELOPERS!)
~~GETUP-GETUP-GETUP-GETUP-GETUP-Developers!~~

Inspired by >>>/mu/29/#282 which is originally from Minna no Uta (Everyone's Songs).

Underground dwellers in the east are happy
They lead the way
Crafting something extraordinary
Out of thin air

Mouse catchers in the north are happy
They breathe life
Into forgotten corners
Using thoughtful words

Silent operators in the south are happy
They bring about disruptions
indifferent to the turmoil
As pockets grow deeper

Nonconformists in the west are happy
They defy the norms
Finding joy in discord
Only content in defiance

Twenty-two is happiness
Even in the midst of strife
Because we can always
Dream of the future

Because we can always
Dream of the future

beware the eternal anglo
the men of old had established a covenant with the many angled one, for dominance and power over fellow men. for it is well known that angles do not occure naturally in nature. it was there mistake for now his domain is spreading. beware the angle, the corner, the wall, and that which should not exist in curved space.

DANCE PARTY SHOE ME YUR MOVES

the gators are walking down ticonderoga street
what are they doing
i think they are snooping

Japanese Imageboard Spelunking Take a deep dive with me and find some hidden treasure. No context is necessary, and there are many ways to explore these boards: https://www.2chan.net/ https://2ch.sc/ https://5ch.net/ https://prev.strangeworld.icu/ You can post screenshots of threads/posts and repost whatever content you find. You can use google translate, deeply and I heard some browsers automatically translate text. There are probably more options out there.

>9$''84'" >32

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ITS OVER I AM A RACIST. I HATE RACING AND I HATE NASCAR, ESPECIALLY DRAG RACING. I DEMAND THAT THERE BE A WAR AGAINST RACING AKA A RACE WAR.

POWERFUL SHITPOSTING PROPEL... ZESTY PENILE JAMBALAYA

Guess the title We describe poorly a movie, series, book, or anime and others try to figure out what it is. I start with an easy one: a teenager transform into a giant blob after a motorcycle accident.

meowdy pard'ner, im the sherrif of these here parts

SEWERS TCG I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL
I play 1 basic niniba energy from my hand, then use it to summon Vegan Steven and end my turn.

now the thing that told the body men said to let the raga drop
he larraled down the desert way
had them shake it to the top
the snakey stole the cattalac
he went crusin down the bill
the boozle was a standin
on the radiator grill
OWWW
MAREEP DONT LIKE IT
LOCK THE CAT BAR
LOCK THE CAT BAR
MAREEP DONT LIKE IT
by order of the profit
bana googey sound
degenerate the faith full
with that krazee cat bar sound
the pedo when they brought out the googee cattle drum
the pockpit latta cokey catta la
the soon as the sheriff cat square they wan awaAYAYAYAYA
MAREEP DONT LIKE IT
LOCK THE KASBER
LOCK THE KASBER
HABEEB DONT RIKE IT
ROCKE THE HASBAA
ROCKE THD HASBAA
the googaa lock the temple
ohh they rythim baba inn
the in crowd is cool
they go cha cha bang bang
but as the wind choose direction
and the kinko baba style
the crowd gotta will
AND THE CRAZY KABBA STAAAAAAAAAAAHABEEB DONT RIKE IT ROB THE KASBAR
ROCK THE KASBAR
SAREE DONT BIKE IT

is this real?

me lk
librewolf killed tegaki lole

Poetry My shoelaces are loose
In a velcroless world

watch senko san

u jus got JAMALED

i hate the dmv i sware half of the questions have nothing to do with driving most of then like some number statistics i think the hole thing is just a scam to make you buy a cheat sheet

Damn! Damn!

Im dienste des ASK https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZxIRtOrLIg [Play]

Ich steige in einen AS (Abwasser Schleicher)
Im Dienste des ASK (Ausschuss für Sicherheit Kanalisation)
In diesem Kanal gibt es viele Spinnennetze
Und keine Ecke ist sicher vor dem Tieftaucher

Ich eile zum schnurrbärtigen Hauptquartier
Denn sie lauern schon hier
Sie zählen: Dubs, Trips, Quads - GET!
Sie brüllen laut und grunzen oft sehr tief
Zueinander, Oy vey! Er ist ja vom ASK!

Hier sind alle große Verbrecher, weil sie Spaß als Waffe wählen
Spider★ braucht Zeit, um mich zu entdecken
aber GATOR geht nicht frei, bevor er bestraft wird

Ich halte Macht mit dem CAT-Schlüsselwort
Ich hab dich geschickt getäuscht
Sie zählen: Quints, Sexts, Septs - GET!
Sie brüllen laut und grunzen oft sehr tief
Zueinander, Oy vey! Er ist ja vom ASK!

Ich steige in einen AS (Abwasser Schleicher)
Im Dienste des ASK (Ausschuss für Sicherheit Kanalisation)
In diesem Kanal gibt es viele Spinnennetze
Und keine Ecke ist sicher vor dem
Und keine Ecke ist sicher vor dem
Und keine Ecke ist sicher vor dem Tieftaucher

Ich eile zum schnurrbärtigen Hauptquartier
Denn sie lauern schon hier
Sie zählen: Dubs, Trips, Quads - GET!
Ich halte Macht mit dem CAT-Schlüsselwort
Ich hab dich geschickt getäuscht
Sie zählen: Quints, Sexts, Septs - GET!
Sie brüllen laut und grunzen oft sehr tief
Zueinander, Oy vey!
Zueinander, Oy vey!
Er ist vom A...S...K!

ASK

Some people go senile, But what about the people that go penile?

he loves me... he loves me not... he loves me and loves me not... he loves not me nor loves me not...

She's everything to me.

I tell you hwhat Are you Propane or Antipane?

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