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>>1370
These past few days have been annoying =_=

>>1408
Ur mom is annoying. She isn't letting me lurk my 22chan

>>1179
I am the king of lur

>>1416
I'm the king of your mom!

>>1417
I'm your mum's humble servant, willing to satisfy her every fantasy

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LOOSE THE DEUCE

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CHRISTLIKE FIGURE RETURNS FROM DOWN UNDER

>>1140
CANT YOU HEAR
CANT YOU HEAR THAT THUNDER
YOU BETTER RUN
YOU BETTER TAKE COVER

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FELLOWSHIP OF THE FLING

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true...

>>670
THEY WENT TO SPACE AND BECAME BIKER MICES!!!

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>>671
Biker mice better watch the fuck out, Vroom vroom motherfucker.

>>686
Shut up you angular ogre!

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Hell yeah.

im so racist!⊙￣⊙

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>>1406
Can I get in please?

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　 　　　　　　　　　　Unless you can recognize lies as lies, (using message boards) can be difficult.

>>1396
However: taking everything at face value can be a very fun experience

>>1399
Why would anyone post anything other than their 100% sincere and, more importantly, truthful opinions online? Irony is a poison.

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Magnificent painting

Tokyo_Un...mp4 Tokyo_Underground.mp4

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頭狂アンダーグラ...mp3 頭狂アンダーグラウンド__TOKYO_UNDERGROUND.mp3

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https://web.archive.org/web/20010620174052/https://www.niji.or.jp/home/mic/tokyo_ug.html
Random Translation Notes: "Neomugicha" is the perpretator of the Nishitetsu Bus Hijacking Incident in 2000 and >>1396's post has Hiroyuki's quote on his first media appearance regarding the incident: https://dic.pixiv.net/a/ネオむぎ茶.
Terminology and AA characters: https://services.4-ch.net/2chportal/ https://4-ch.net/ascii/kareha.pl/1112629846/
ROM (Read Only Member - Lurker) https://detail.chiebukuro.yahoo.co.jp/qa/question_detail/q109552985
DOM (Download Only Member) a user who only downloads files but never contributes by uploading or sharing. https://plaza.rakuten.co.jp/kamakennpou/46000/
ｵﾏｴﾓﾅｰ https://dic.pixiv.net/a/お前もな (Mona was created to reply with a literal "You too." https://dic.pixiv.net/a/モナー)
Also the original flash file name was "tokyo.sfw" but I looked through all possible search engines and can't find a single working link or archive: http://www.kit.hi-ho.ne.jp/kiyoto-s/tokyo.swf

Tokyo Underground (LOL) Hey you!
Tokyo Underground (LOL) Hey you!
Tokyo Underground (LOL) Hey you!
Tokyo Underground (LOL) Hey you!

Hikikomori cries out expressing their inner voices through text: I'm so depressed, I should just die!
-> "What about you?" "What about you?"
People like them gather in this quiet corner and pretend to be friends.
-> "You too, you too!" "You too, you too!"
Misfits unable to blend into society, hididing behind anonymity to talk big.
-> "They sure do! They sure do!"
They’re just bystanders who keep tossing out petty complaints, unbearably annoying anonymous nobodies, shouting.
-> "Check it out yo!" "Check it out yo!"

Ultra ultra ultra, super excellent. Ultra ultra ultra ultra, super excellent.
Ultra ultra ultra, super excellent. Ultra ultra ultra ultra, super excellent.
Ultra ultra ultra, super trash threads. Ultra ultra ultra ultra, super trash threads.
Ultra ultra ultra, super trash threads. Ultra ultra ultra ultra, super trash threads.

age, sage, yes men (or samefags (･∀･) (?)), and Namefags, you can go die!
Zonu (ぞぬ) Giko (ｷﾞｺ) Neomugicha (ネオ麦茶) trolls and agitators, you can go die!
Lurkers, download only members, spoon fed types, and insistent crazies, you can go die!
Right wingers, left wingers, reckless biker gangs, and DQN, you can go die!

SEX, MASTURBATE, RELAX - SEX, MASTURBATE, RELAX - HOORAY!
SEX, MASTURBATE, RELAX - SEX, MASTURBATE, RELAX - HOORAY!
SEX, MASTURBATE, RELAX - SEX, MASTURBATE, RELAX - HOORAY!
SEX, MASTURBATE, RELAX - SEX, MASTURBATE, RELAX.

Engaging in samefagging to promote yourself, but when caught, you pretend to know nothing.
-> "What about you?" "What about you?"
Without a proper proxy, your IP will get exposed and linked for the whole world to see!
-> "To the world, GO! To the world, GO!"
Repeatedly copy and pasting spam, ready for the browser to crash, acting all tough and posting your email.
-> "Reckless aren't you..."
Pretending to be a woman and persistently fishing for serious replies:
-> "You're so annoying!" "Are you just trolling?"

Tokyo Underground (LOL) Hey you!
Tokyo Underground (LOL) Hey you!
Tokyo Underground (LOL) Hey you!
Tokyo Underground (LOL) Hey you!

ON THE SIXTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE SENT TO ME

>>1393
A voodoo doll of you and me!

ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE SENT TO ME

>>1395
A nice kick in the testicals!

ON THE EIGHTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE SENT TO ME

>>1243
>>1244
Only a dirty nigger would rebel against anti-nigger rhetoric

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>>1245
Sweet Sobek! The symptoms are more severe than I thought. Don't worry anon, you're in a safe space, we aren't your enemy. So, what did watermelon addicts done to you, when does it start?

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>>1245
only a shit deals in absolutes

>>1249
Hmmhmm... I see...
*write down things*
Earlier you mentioned the existence of "signs", relative to a certain picture...*flip pages*... named "1624817103866".
Tell me more about this picture you see, what it look like?
Can you copypaste it, to show us?
*remove glasses*
I regret to tell you this, Anon, but the fact is :
this picture doesn't exist. It never existed.
I understand your concern but I can reassure you, you are not the only one. Other patients and even myself had seen such pictures, posts, or even threads appearing and disappearing. It's perfectly normal down there, this phenomenon's called :
the "Jenkem syndrome".
You see, here in the /sewers/, a lot of shitposts congregate. A prolonged exposition to that nonsense distort the perception of the reality.
We don't know for sure what exactly cause this affliction, but don't worry, there's a remedy. It consists of lurking other boards for a reasonable amount of time, posting can help too. I suggest /yu/, it demonstrated the most efficient result so far. I hope this will get you back on track soon, we need people like you here.

>>1223
this is how the pioneers used to travel back in the day

you must become lo whang
WHO WANT SOME WHANG

Well I fucking never. Can I get a source please? They bring a nice Japanese lady onto a boat to humiliate her, but why... what's the story?

>>397
You don't understand, The Japanese lady IS the neenja. That brave woman singing is bating the neenja to reveal her true form after all, neenjas are masters of deception.

>>454
Exactly, it is a tribute to Japanese women in general.

>>367https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZbK0_sSesw