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>>1495
Is he pushing his luck here?Oracle says: Try Again
>>1498
"Try Again"
That's a dare, isn't it oracle?Oracle says: Very likely
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>>1498
SO HE WAS PUSHING HIS LUCK?Oracle says: Yes, definitely
>>1511
He should pull his luck instead?Oracle says: Yes, definitely
>>1512
Will you do anything if he doesn't pull his luck?Oracle says: Yes, definitely
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This board is for posts that are even more random as posts on /b/.
If your post has no meaning/ makes no sense at all, then /sewers/ is the right board for you.
Do not come here expecting serious replies to your post.
Normal random posts belong on /b/.
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Hiyler was a wealthy man
>>1508
He stole money from nerds.
>>1509
He funded his career with how much money he stole from these nerds.
Hitler has many wives
>>1514
This is actually true and I should know, I'm at least 3-7 of them
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>>1066
What the fuck? Is he a time traveler?
>>1425
That must be what rigasaurus has been up to. I wonder when he will return to us?
>>1066
His name suggested he was a Latvian national, but this reveals that not only is he Turkish but it seems likely that he played some part in the Armenian genocide. His disguise has been fallen. I cannot believe that Rigasaurus, OUR Rigasaurus, would do this. For shame.
>>1484
He was framed! Rigasaurus is a real American!
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The local stray cats are clearly spying on me, they always sit there and look at me. Clearly they are planning something.
>>1475
Then i go outside and they walk away but before they leave they take one last look at me, it's proof of something.
>>1476
Do you think it is just cats or is there another faction involved?
>>1477
It could be a faction, maybe a CIA covert cell, i've seen them together clearly discussing something. I think that guy was right maybe they came from LA and they want to infect me with covid via 5G wifi.
>>1478
I wonder what the cats get from this deal.
Today, at the intersection of Random Main St. and Sewer's 3rd Ave, witnesses reported a mysterious figure lurking in the shadows, gripping at their own genitals and mumbling, 'It's gone already?' while attempting to interact with the search engine in an explicit manner. Before SPIDER★ could arrive, the figure disappeared, allegedly making its way to another imageboard. The unsettling scene left local CATs on edge. More at 10.9 replies (and 20 file replies) omitted. Click here to view. (Bump Limit: 250)
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>>1294
Do not, under any circumstances, turn around.
>>1305 The lyrics of this >>1300 fit the picture very well.
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that was me, sorry. I was just a little itchy and mmy pants slipped. Could've happened to anyone...
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The internet isn't a digital information highway, the Internet is not something that you just dump something on. It's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes.
A not very wide known fact is that in the early days of the internet the tubes were often infested with rats, and so the developers would bring in cats to deal with the problem. That's why they are so popular on the internet as a matter of fact; it used to be just a matter of hygiene and politeness to post a cat on whatever forum you visited to scare away the rats, like you wipe your shoes before entering someone's home. Nowadays people forget the original purpose of cat pics, but the feeling of appreciation and gratitude for those images has not changed
>>1465
And the reason why the internet is slow for some people is because the cats are in the tubes, without a care in the world. If we get the cats out of the tubes then we make the internet faster.
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>>1466
That is what ur mom said to your dad however many years ago. I think it is important to realize life isn't what it seems things can go down the tubes fast, so be careful.
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Keep this bread alive until 2/22/2222, it will be THE day.
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>>1237
yeah but first you have to pay 22 tokens to buy the 22Chan +Plus VIP CAT account
>>1250
It's not that expensive and it grants you access to all 22chan hidden boards.
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the Laughing Man Incident
It's quite simple really
>The 22chan empire moves to the real world
>Imperial decree mandates that everyone switch to the Niniban Calendar
>The Imperial Niniban Calendar pushes the year 0 back by 195 years for teh lulz
>2/22/2222 now falls on 2/22/2027
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>>1231
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call a temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal… Even in death I serve the Omnissiah.
