>>1005
behold, the phantom penile

>>1005
Ghosts trip me all the time. STOP THEM!

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Last night went well, the midget Hibernian is now secured in the basement. If all goes well and I don't use the wishes his gold will return to the land and this bugger will lose his pagan defenses and I'll be able to kill him freely. Because of that I must ask that nobody use the "w" word for the next 24 hours.

>>1051
Wait, what word would we want to waive?

>>1052
"Wish"

>>1051
i wish u were fucking dead lol

>>1051
What are your goals?

>>1055
why would you ask? we where told not to use the "w" word, lest something happens.

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>>1054
Aw fuck you man
>>1055
Everyone knows that every irish person is secretly super rich basically. If you catch one you can make them give up their gold, or they can use their horrid proto-Iberian shaman powers to grant wishes. Fewer know that if you do neither their powers --including the gold-- are drained and they become vulnerable. Their blasphemous thaumaturgy returns to the earth and bolsters the Transient Order of Occulted Thatcherism and other powers of righteousness. The gold also returns to the local economy where it turns into good posts. That's why I did all of this. He's stopped smelling like Guinensses and pastrami so his powers are probably used up. Too bad I'm dead now and can't finish him off. Thanks for that you goddamn assholes.

>>1056
I am not afraid I have gatorgang protecting me.
>>1057
Wait are you a leprechaun?