>>1232
they are coming for your pencil collection

>>1233
Nah, they're ethereal being who passes through walls, they can't hold things. It's just annoying to see them in your peripheral vision.

do you think shadow people eat ass?

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I've noticed it too. Sometimes I see them at the foot of my bed or around me at night, but they've been getting more and more balsy. Sometimes I see them out of the corners of my eye during the day, through my windows. I try to keep the lights off because I'm worried about what they might look like inside. Once I even saw one in broad daylight! Of course, when I looked closer, the rat bastard disappeared like a videogame ghost character from a game. There's this one, I like to call him Pretchitt, who keeps trying to molest my stuffies at night. I'll be away from my bed or just distracted and I'lls ee him for a split second near my pile of stuffies with his hands up all over them and I imagine lots of spit and saliva all over his "face" and "head" when he does this. I fuckiknmg hate him but none of the banishment techniques or spells I've tried have worked. Not a single one. Here is a drawing of Pretchitt. Disappointing!

is "shadow people" just a dogwhistle for watermelon addicts?

>>1238
Their cooking is ass quality so yeah.

>>1239
did he whisper "box nood" in your ear?

>>1240
Dude what's your obsession with watermelon addicts, do you secretly want their large hadron collider? Seek help

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Yeah I see them the other day trying to steal the shadow of my ass, to make an ass buffet (box nood in their language).
They also steal various shadow of items for seasoning.
Hopefully box nood happens once a year so they should be quiet soon.
Happy box nood shadow people!

>>1232
I think you really need to read 'Alien Intrusion', 2nd edition, by Gary Bates (you really need the last chapter in the second edition). Have you noticed that with the explosion in the number of people carrying cameras there isn't an explosion in the number of 'sightings'?

Think of it as a massive psy-ops. In short, think deception.

>>1334
but what if he whispers sweet secrets in my ears?

>>1335
That doesn't happen. It's always deception. The most common statements are attempts to change our view of history, to enable some group to do to us what they want. There are no 'sweet secrets'.

Of course, you could be just having a nice dream.