Dedicated Hitler Thoughts Thread
>>1488
do you think he would have started a blog
Any of you remember the name of his substack page?
>>1488
Does he cook food?
>>1501
I see Hitler was a wealthy man. He probably owned a town full of men who cooked him chicken.
>>1502
This is what it means to be king, to horde as many chickens as you can.
Hitler ate all of the chicken, this is why Germany doesn't eat chicken, and why cormorants form the staple protein.
England had to form a currency based on the Swan, this freed smaller birds for commercial use.
>>1499
Hitler ate the chicken
>>1502
Where they oven roasted?
>>1504
>>1503
It was everything under the sun. Hitler merely pretended to be a vegetarian because he had an abundance and was taking a break from chicken.
Hiyler was a wealthy man
>>1508
He stole money from nerds.
>>1509
He funded his career with how much money he stole from these nerds.
Hitler has many wives
>>1514
This is actually true and I should know, I'm at least 3-7 of them
>>1514
Simultaneously or one after the other?
I wonder if Hitler knew about Mr. Chamberlain
>>1543
Holy shit i can't believe it, we wouldn't have race cars without him.
>>1544
His legendary race inspired me to train to be a racist but funds for cars have been expensive lately.
>>1549
I can't believe Hitler sold out for the money!!
why did he hate juice
>>1566
drank too much once n belly hurt
>>1568
that makes sense
>>1571
he has been REINCARNATED
>>1572
reincarnation is typically reserved for those who have already passed on
>>1573
I passed on your mother
>>1573
He is just hiding in plain site. I wonder who cat Hitler visits?
Cat Hitler is Hitler Cat
Hitler's Hitler Cat
>>1576
I wonder what will happen to the cat race?
>>1577
they could run out of vermin to chase
>>1549
You should ask his National Society Done About Pretty-cars (NSDAP) for a sponsorship
Why are they called the Not-See Party?
>>1579
I'd love to see a racist win the race. That is what racism is all about.
>>1580
why cant i see them
>>1582
they're just that good