>>298
Wait is that why milk falls from the sky?

No that's because you live in ur mama's basement

>>301
Shuddup I am going to redneck stomp you!

Sh(udder)up!

I saw that cow yesterday at 6:32 pm. I was on my way to the library when I met her, and she asked me for directions to a famous local restaurant. She was very well mannered actually, and thanked me kindly before floating forwards in the direction I gave her. I hope she had a wonderful dinner and tried one of the mushroom dishes as I recommended her, since they are particularly good at that place

>>312
I'm glad she did not sh(udder) at the food.

Where is this cow?

Its natural environment, duh

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guys he's just broke into my room and is currently lactating on the floor will keep you guys up to date

That's an (udder) travesty!

>>325
Are you and your room ok, anon?

Anon's bedroom floor is (udder)ly ruined!

>>325
hope you got some oreos to go with that milk, anon.

Maybe anon can use the milk to make b(udder)scotch candies.

>>325
Sell your milk to the local grocery anon!

>>325
hi guys I know it's been a few days but I've finally got some free time to post. I've been held at gunpoint for the past few days while he has continued to cover my room in milk. he basically filled the whole room, then cleaned everything, and then repeated the process and threatened to kill me if I spoke even a single word. he started monologuing about how much he hates alligators and told me that I would not be the only one to be punished. apparently, he hacked into my computer's bluetooth port and figured out that I'm a user of a cowlisted website. you see these conflicting reports over this single cow in this thread? turns out, they are DIFFERENT cows. the cows are COMING. LOCK your doors and CLOSE your windows because they are INFILTRATING our society and they will show NO remorse.

>>339
Is the cow good or evil?

I think I saw this cow in my yard. He was floating over my pool. What does this means?

>>363
It means where wrong about UFOs.

I don't think it's supposed to be the there, op. I think you're a LIAR.

>>396
No, I think this is real because of global warming !

Cows cant fly, this thread is a bunch of fake ass lying faggots. I'm dissapointed in all of you for being so dishonest with yourselves and to other people. Shame on you all