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KICKSTART MY SHART

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THE FORESKIN FORECAST

I missed you, POWERFUL SHITPOSTING PROPELLOR. The sunrise felt so empty without you.

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GOD FORGOT

>>42
HE FORGOT CAT HAIR

>>43
SKIN

>>42
FEATHERLESS BIPED. BEHOLD, A MAN.

>>47
BUT HE IS QUADRUPED. TWICE THE MAN.

>> 49
TWICE THE MAN YOUU ARE

>>49
TWICE THE MAN = GOD
CAT MESSIAH

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POWERFUL SHUTTING UP PROPELLOR

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TASTES LIKE CURB

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ERECTILE PROJECTILE

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INCOHERENT BABBLING GENERATOR

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Ooooooooooooooooooooo
>uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuwuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuwuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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NINE TEN BOYS

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ASS GRANOLA

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LATRINE OF WOE

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CEREBRAL BALLSY

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EVERYBODY STAND BACK
I AM A PROFESS ANAL SWORD SWALLOWER

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SKULLWARP; SPIRITSLURPING; RITUALISTIC BIMHO BRASS; L; THE MATHEMATICAL FINGERPRINT OF GOD. STUFF YOU WOULDN'T GET.

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22CU I'M CANON

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COMPULSORY YODELLING CHAMBER

>>349
CU in portuguese means ass
so 22ASS :DDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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>>382
44CHEEX

ded

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YOU PILOTWINGS BASTARD

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POST-TRAUMATIC CONSTIPATION

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WHERE THE COOL VEGANS

>>482
THEY HAVE BECAME THE VOID

>>482
They froze to death.

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>>482
H-Here...

YOU SPEACHIN FRANCA

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GUNCH LIMITER DISENGAGED

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I got kicked out of the blood bank because I'm a ghoul, what can I say?

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STREETPASSED UR MOM

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I AM NOT SAFE FOR WORK. I AM NOT TRUSTWORTHY. PLEASE GIVE ME A GUN.

NO WEAPONS ALLOWED, HUH? SHOULD HAVE REALISED MY BODY IS A WEAPON.

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CROSS-PLATFORM GROOMING

I AM AN ARMS DEALER
WHICH ONE DO YOU WANT
LEFT OR RIGHT

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ANGLE OF PISS INCIDENCE

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IT'S A SHITTHROW
I'M VERY GOOD AT IT.

I'm going to start shortening "methamphetamine" to "mine." Ey man, u want som fuckin' mine?

>>829
so you implying those seagulls where asking for meth? explains alot about seagulls of you ask me.

>>831
They were australian, too... this is making more sense by the minute

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THE EXCREMENTAL VISION (TO THE JOHN, SWIFTLY)

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AND THUSLY, HE CRIED;

MY NAME IS JEFF!!!

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NON-UNION HAGFUCKERS

I LOVE WORKPLACE DEMOCRACY

>>901
I LOVE BIG BUSINESS.

>>902
AND I CANNOT LIE

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WEAR THE PLETHYSMOGRAPH

>>948
Why should I?!!

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>>951
WEAR IT

>>952
WHAT IS EVEN IS THAT?

>>953
ermm.. ackchyually according to wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: A plethysmograph is an instrument for measuring changes in volume within an organ or whole body (usually resulting from fluctuations in the amount of blood or air it contains). The word is derived from

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ZINGY BINGY?

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GOD DAMN

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PUBIC CUPID (SCROTAL ODOR)

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MORTALS GET GAMMONED
FOOLS GET BACKGAMMONED

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POSTSHARTUM DEPRESSION

pre piss euphoria

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OVERRATED UNDERTAKER

>>1084
underrated overgiver

uorghph... sexual deviancy... is somewhere.. hurts... uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

>>1089
too much melon

>>1090
When will they learn? Melons will kill you if you are addicted?!!!

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LOOSE THE DEUCE

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CHRISTLIKE FIGURE RETURNS FROM DOWN UNDER

>>1140
CANT YOU HEAR
CANT YOU HEAR THAT THUNDER
YOU BETTER RUN
YOU BETTER TAKE COVER

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FELLOWSHIP OF THE FLING

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true...