Use fortune (or oracle) to know the truth ask the oracle any questions, and she shall answer your thread title the /sewers/ holy church of Oracle.
PS This is what the Oracle looks like in real life.
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EditOracle, is it good to be back?Oracle says: Impossible
Is the Oracle always right?Oracle says: Definitely no
>>613
Is CAT always right?
Forgot oracle,
Is CAT always right?Oracle says: Yes
Will this be a good weekOracle says: Maybe
will this version of 22chan have good luck?Your Fortune: Good Luck
>>617
will this version of 22chan last for a long time?
>>618
forgot oracle, will this version of 22chan last for a long time?Oracle says: Probably
Watashi, meiyo aru nyā kaichō wa, wani ga katsudō shinai tame, gesuidō wa genzai, neko iinkaidearu koto o sengen suru.
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㇇ ㇇Oracle says: Maybe
>>643
Soon. They will not suspect it.
Is this a good year?Oracle says: No
is this version of 22chan THE BEST VERSION?Oracle says: Yes
（〞㇌〝）oracle-san, are you in love with me?Oracle says: No
>>1019
（◝∀◜）I-IMPOSSIBLE THIS CANNOT BE, CLEARLY FORTUNE IS IN MY FAVORYour Fortune: Good Luck
>>1020
Oracle is mocking you ＼(＾o＾)／
will this be a happy halloween?Oracle says: No
gimme a have some?Oracle says: Yes, definitely
>>1304
I need some skittles or y'all will be spooked.
>>1308
skittles for him?Oracle says: Try Again
>>1309
skittles for me?Oracle says: Yes, definitely
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>>1308
hell yeah no skittles for you, only for me because oracle said so!!!!!!!!!!
>>1311 I thought that was a cat cosplaying as Chen for a moment.
>>1371
Should we let him know?Oracle says: Impossible
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>>1371
how do I oracle?Oracle says: Yes, definitely
Plz respondOracle says: Yes, definitely
>>1386
Was that really you responding?Oracle says: Yes
>>613
Should we trust anything you have to say?Your Fortune: Outlook good
Outlook good?Your Fortune: Excellent Luck
>>1486
>>1487
This guy is a moron?Oracle says: Try Again
>>1486
>>1487
This guy is a moron?Oracle says: Yes, definitely
>>1490
This guy is a mormon?Oracle says: Yes
>>1491
Are you sure this guy is a mormon?Oracle says: Not gonna tell you
>>1494
You're pushing your luck here
Great Oracle, are you also the giver of Fortunes?Oracle says: Yes
>>1495
Is he pushing his luck here?Oracle says: Try Again
>>1498
"Try Again"
That's a dare, isn't it oracle?Oracle says: Very likely
>>1500
>>1498
SO HE WAS PUSHING HIS LUCK?Oracle says: Yes, definitely
>>1511
He should pull his luck instead?Oracle says: Yes, definitely
>>1512
Will you do anything if he doesn't pull his luck?Oracle says: Yes, definitely