Very spooky, very in season

>>771
You wa shock!

>>771
Clearly more is going on then what is stated. Op changes the narritive from first person to third, He is an unreliable narrator. Why would he switch? What really happened to Doo be doo? This is masterful horror writing beyond that of the works of George romero. Is doo bee doo safe? How did he get lost? Did OP kill doo bee doo? I am scared.

>>781
I think OP's post is a self-reflection on metaphysics and the concept of identity.
>Be me
>Be bee
The fundamental premise of these lines lies in the wordplay, how "be" and "bee" sound similar. So, "Be bee" here stands for "be be", or in other words, be "being", that is something that is. OP is simply stating that he exists. Then he takes a humorous turn, making fun of names:
>My name? Doo bee doo
What he is trying to communicate with this clever scooby-do pun is how silly it is to try to divide reality and mark it with words such as names. This is a stance close to that of Parmenides, who believed that reality is whole and uniform, and still and perfect; and that any division within it is a lie. OP is stating that he feels like his separate identity is little more than an illusion.
>Go diving
>Scuba bee
>One day, While diving, Gets lost
>Scuba Doo bee doo, Where are you?
Here the post takes a dark turn. OP dove into the ocean of truth seeking an understanding of reality and himself, but instead he developed depersonalization: a sensation of detachment within the self. That's why he shifts from first person to third; he no longer feels like he is himself.
What do you think happens to a scuba diver that's lost underwater? He drowns. OP's "bee"ing, the sense of individual existence, drowned and was lost. So, where is OP now?
At the gay bar