fuck how will i survive

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>>79
Like an emperor!

>>79
cryogenic freezing

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first i must find another human being for procreation purpose (hard part). Then generate as many children as possible in hopes some of them survive me. Create a cult in the family about posting regularly on this thread (or they die, end of the world, yada yada basic manipulation). After that in my dying bed I warn them about if they break the circle of procreation to post here they will be haunted by the ghosts of their ancestors and voila.

the times have shifted and we have gone back

Reminder that 22/2/2022 was almost a year ago

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>>85
Are you implying we should party hard on the twosday of 22/2/2023?

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>>78
ARISE, MY MINION!

span class="note">IF I DIGITISE MYSELF, I WILL LIVE TO SEE 2222

>>78
We need this to happen.

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Now we have a handy timer to keep track of this

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>>858
That absurd amount of days!

>>870
Right? I mean, who could've known!

>>858
oh good now we can know

>>870
Let's celebrate in heaven when it comes.

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we’re one year closer

>>939
I can't wait

Do you think we have a better chance of surviving to the day if we build a spaceship that travels to speeds close to the speed of light slowing down time for the people inside it or by becoming medical researchers and prolonging life to 200+ years?

>>1228
I prefer the "download your brain into android" option

>>1228
Don't worry being logged into 22chan will protect you.

>>1237
yeah but first you have to pay 22 tokens to buy the 22Chan +Plus VIP CAT account

>>1250
It's not that expensive and it grants you access to all 22chan hidden boards.