>>596
It was trash day and i had made the foolish mistake to not pull the trash bins up, So i went outside at 10pm, With a shitty hoodie and an extra trash bag to take out. It was like 40° celsius and when i went back to head inside i discovered to my horror the door was locked. My parents locked me outside without realising it, assuming i was asleep. I tried yelling, banging on the windows and finding alternate openings to no avail. It would have taken too long like 4 hours to actually walk over to a store that was actually open and i don't live in a good neighborhood so knocking on doors is a mistake. I tried calling three times on the cell phone and it did nothing so i accepted my fate and curled up in a ball watching anime on my phone at top volume assuming that the heat my phone would generate would keep me warm and the loud volume might wake them up but it didnt work lol and i passed out after watching 5 episodes of lucky star.

>>596
One time, a Yankee candle wax obscured the wick of the candle. I wanted to light the candle, but I felt like I needed to scratch the wax to get to the wick. I succeeded, and my hands smelled like candles. I didn't realize it at the moment, but later that day at a social gathering, someone commented that someone smelled good, and I smelled myself and realized I smelled like candles.

I had to resist the urge to laugh wen i spotted a black woman with one of those carts for taking kids shopping, the ones with the little seats with the steering wheel and seatbelts. I'm sure this sounds fine and dandy, but the thing was, there was no children and instead, a very large watermelon on the seat. (sitting up) Keep in mind there was plenty of carts she could have picked. I had to quickly flee down a nearby isle and i had to bite my fist to keep myself from laughing. The watermelon was buckled in too.

More autistic sites while shoping:
Cat pushing a shopping cart for a blind lady (hope he got payed for hard work)
Pelican in store, presumably shopping.
Actual chimp wearing a diaper in lowes, with owner, carrying a hammer.
Actual tropical parrot who can talk saying very rude yet funny words.
Allah akbar car with crazy writings in both english and arabic about killing whitey and raping white women, i regret not taking a pic of that one.
Homeless guy in walmart who suspiciously looked like slave knight gael literally fell down most likely due to being sick, while the fire department came to wheel him off, a walmart employee muttered "your dark soul, give it to me" actually laughed at that one, hope save knight gael was fine.

>>890
I wonder what the origins of the kill White women thing was. Maybe the car driver was rejected by a white girl.

In Kindergarten or first grade, I was given glue to do projects. After I did a couple of, projects I found out I enjoyed peeling dried glue off of surfaces. I ended up pouring glue into my container on my desk, and I got in trouble with my teacher. To convince me that I did something wrong they called my sister, and I didn't care. My teacher ended up calling my mom, and I stopped after that.

>>892
but then you can peel off the glue without ruining the container or the desk? sounds like your teacher is retarded.