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I had to resist the urge to laugh wen i spotted a black woman with one of those carts for taking kids shopping, the ones with the little seats with the steering wheel and seatbelts. I'm sure this sounds fine and dandy, but the thing was, there was no children and instead, a very large watermelon on the seat. (sitting up) Keep in mind there was plenty of carts she could have picked. I had to quickly flee down a nearby isle and i had to bite my fist to keep myself from laughing. The watermelon was buckled in too.
More autistic sites while shoping:
Cat pushing a shopping cart for a blind lady (hope he got payed for hard work)
Pelican in store, presumably shopping.
Actual chimp wearing a diaper in lowes, with owner, carrying a hammer.
Actual tropical parrot who can talk saying very rude yet funny words.
Allah akbar car with crazy writings in both english and arabic about killing whitey and raping white women, i regret not taking a pic of that one.
Homeless guy in walmart who suspiciously looked like slave knight gael literally fell down most likely due to being sick, while the fire department came to wheel him off, a walmart employee muttered "your dark soul, give it to me" actually laughed at that one, hope save knight gael was fine.
>>890
I wonder what the origins of the kill White women thing was. Maybe the car driver was rejected by a white girl.
In Kindergarten or first grade, I was given glue to do projects. After I did a couple of, projects I found out I enjoyed peeling dried glue off of surfaces. I ended up pouring glue into my container on my desk, and I got in trouble with my teacher. To convince me that I did something wrong they called my sister, and I didn't care. My teacher ended up calling my mom, and I stopped after that.
>>892
but then you can peel off the glue without ruining the container or the desk? sounds like your teacher is retarded.
We describe poorly a movie, series, book, or anime and others try to figure out what it is. I start with an easy one: a teenager transform into a giant blob after a motorcycle accident.12 replies (and 1 file replies) omitted. Click here to view. (Bump Limit: 250)
>>259
Fish people of Ocarina of Time the movie.
young man ingests worm castings, becomes god. proceeds to commit acts of domestic terrorism.
>>1144
Super 8?
A wannabe king travel on coconut to find a cup.
>>1452
Dune
>>1452
Dragon Quest or Naruto.
On old 22chan there was a thread for various anime and manga recommendations, and I decided to "revive" it
You may think of it as a book club
Wether old or new does not matter
Simply post what you read/watch or did so in the past
My contribution is a manga I found through the aforementioned previous thread.
If by chance the one who posted this there reads this; thank you very much, it really stuck with me.
I hope you guys will enjoy it as much as I did
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>>479
Kinda feels like it, i wasn't given the best education in the world and my mind is blown by this.
G fighter gundam is under rated. It was given bad reviews from normalniggers and people at the time who must have wanted it to be the exact same as regular mobile suit gundam. Dispite appearing "campy" it actually does take itself quite seriously. If you enjoyed watching saturday morning cartoons then you might like it, because at times you'll get similar vibes. When it comes down to the dub, i'm 50-50 because it does contain iconic voice acting at times but also somewhat terrible at others, also there's heavy localisation.
>>447
the foxy pirate arc is skippable. shit quality animation, tons of added bloat that only exists in the anime version, and content was cut that makes zero sense.
Recently stumbled upon a super cool and kind of spooky surreal manga recently. It's called The Wizard and the Red Pilgrim, and I really like it. The art is absolutely superb and the characters are fun and cool. I'd definitely recommend it.
https://bato.to/series/155211
Actually got to watching Stand Alone Complex.
It's one of those animes that you have to see before you die, it's important and both the animation and the way they handle the story and dialoge is outstanding. I'm not trying to overhype it like a redditor with a marvel movie, it was apparent to me in the 11 or so episodes i watched so far that it's revelant to our modern era.
The only downsides i've noticed are some logical errors, like The Major getting choked even though her "millitary grade" body should had handled the attack with no issue.
If you are curious, either before watching or after, here are books used in development or mentioned in the story. Please don't take this as "you must do research before watching this anime" Infact you can watch it blindly and still enjoy SAC. All they do is explain the more esoteric aspects of the show, and add to your enjoyment, you might notice things that might not have been obvious.
Nine Stories and The Catcher in the Rye by Salinger
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest by Ken Kesey
Notes from undergound appears related due to several themes popping up but thats a personal opinion.
Victor hugo's the Man Who Laughs was only used in the development of catcher and the laughing man and i haven't noticed any apparent themes similar to SAC
You also don't need to watch or read other Ghost in the Shell content, you can actually watch it as a stand alone thing without really knowing the characters history or background.
This thread is for the anons who feel a deeper connection to the abyss. For those who understand everything and trust nothing. Basically, this is an /x/ thread where you can discuss anything you can think of from weird stuff to the paranormal. It doesn't really matter, from ghosts to aliens. Maybe you read a weird book or heard a strange rumour. Internet cults? check. Family horror stories? Weird memories? Anything you can think of applies here.
Conspiracies honestly need to be relabeled to something like "alternative information" since the glowies subverted its meaning and made it a bad thing. nevertheless, they apply too. (political or otherwise.) Do not be afraid to splinter off and make related threads about the similar subject matter or anything discussed herein. No larping or shilling your ARGs
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Also another stargate guy Harold E. Puthoff, was OT 7 in scientology, forgot to mention him. He also stated that his inspiration was Helena Petrovna Blavatsky, And if you know that Wicca is a made up religion copy pasting other religions and making up shit, the same goes with the Theosophical Society.
I linked the files someone got off of a file hosting site they chose because one of the google drives i found was already gone, here's a google drive (prob a reupload) that contains the same stuff, even the shitty readme.
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1F0Y8In5bswU_K4qkASLw2Y0vpYip4yXy
This is good, because i can imagine the other thing must feel sketchy.
If i had to say my on thoughts on the matter, ever since i learned of the government doing remote viewing and hearing all of the stories as a boy i thought it was fucking wild, but i never realised the scale and all of the diffrent experiments and how connected it all actually was. The problem is, it tends to be a double edge sword. The cia is known for decimating disinformation and it can be said although a good chunk of research into the occult was actually used, others seems like it was used to fuck with the chinese and the russians. I mean stargate literally cost like 20 million dollars and a singular remote viewer was payed 50K, which seems like overkill for what basically was a few retards in a rotting shack near a military base writing shit on a piece of paper and checking if anything they could do was accurate to reality.
>>3864
Here is a video reading of the document
https://youtube.com/watch?v=HOFq3ruef7I [Play]
I have some questions about the document, like why the gateway tapes are so fucking expensive. Also, what did he mean by the holy trilogy being christian? I'm no theologist but i thought that was a catholic thing, and in older versions the trinity doesn't even exist. Also i dig the artwork, it's trippy as fuck.
>>3864
I am now remimded of Frank Long's Hound of Tindalos and H.P Lovecraft's From Beyond. Using Resonance to unlock the brain to perceive higher dimensions
that machine near the table will generate waves acting on unrecognised sense-organs that exist in us as atrophied or rudimentary vestiges. Those waves will open up to us many vistas unknown to man, and several unknown to anything we consider organic life. We shall see that at which dogs howl in the dark, and that at which cats prick up their ears after midnight. We shall see these things, and other things which no breathing creature has yet seen. We shall overleap time, space, and dimensions, and without bodily motion peer to the bottom of creation.
and then the discription of time from the Hounds of Tindalos
"Time is merely our imperfect perception of a new dimension of space. Time and motion are both illusions. Everything that has existed from the beginning of the world exists now. Events that occurred centuries ago on this planet continue to exist in another dimension of space. Events that will occur centuries from now exist already. We cannot perceive their existence because we cannot enter the dimension of space that contains them. Human beings as we know them are merely fractions, infinitesimally small fractions of one enormous whole. Every human being is linked with all the life that has preceded him on this planet. All of his ancestors are parts of him. Only time separates him from his forebears, and time is an illusion and does not exist."
>>3865
I do enjoy it. I finished the section featuring jungs writings which was around 60 pages or so. I appreciate his (for lack of a better word) sensitivity for the subject matter he is writing about, he doesn't want things like dreams to be misunderstood or misinterpeted, for the subject matter to speak for itself and to be approached by those willing to learn, openly.
Dispite being a christian he does not take a bias to symbolism based on his personal beliefs. Also i did not realise how deep these types of things are, like the story of a doctor who saw ouroboros in a dream and realised how it aided him in finding a chemical formation he was researching. It's clear i have more research to do, especially about greek myths and other cultural stories, I didn't think of the homogeneous quality and how they operate as architypes.
Just wanted to mention something about my experience from the Sacred Text website. So i was reading the Kojiki, basically because i thought maybe it would help me digest the little things in japanese culture that sometimes gets mentioned in anime lol. You know, like shintoism.
Anyhow Basil Hall Chamberlain is a nigger and his translation is failed and biased. He westernised the translation like how the japanese underworld was changed to "hades" and the segments he could not translate was lazily changed to latin for no fucking reason.
I was curious because a part of the story reminded me of the greek story of Persephone but that could be because the translator was biased. This is tragic because it allegedly took the guy who added the page to the website FOUR YEARS of work for the whole thing to be copied which is a shame that he wasted his time. I wish they had a better translation but i'm sure copyright is a bitch.
Being the same nigger who downloaded the gateway tapes, i decided to test that shit out FOR SCIENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I turned off all the audio enhancement related shit on my phone, installed the gateway tapes, and used my AKG K240 headsets. (the manual suggests that you have to do this in order to hear the audio, raw. it apparantly wont work if you have dolby digital sound reduction and shit on.) Also i only did this once while doing dishes just to see what it sounded like, but i decided to actually use them during the middle of the night, in total darkness.
Something i don't like is how robert monroe is talking to you, i thought it was gonna be just random ass audio and not some old dude telling me to stick my penis in the conversation box and do a little dance.
First tape: listened to it while doing dishes just to see what it sounded like, felt nothing special. second time, listened to it in bed, didn't follow instructions, felt nothing special. third time, actually followed instructions like a true believer, felt nothing special whatsoever.
Second tape: listened to the tape in bed and when the voices made the AHHOOOHHHHEEEEAHHHH noise i started shaking like i was having a stroke and i felt a tingle run down my spine. Best way to discribe that shit is whenever i go to the barber shop there's this tool they use for a close shave down the back of my head and neck and if i don't tense up, i get the same fucking reaction. (dont know if its the vibration from the tool or what) Was weird as fuck but i can't say much about that.
Not astral projecting like in the doctor strange comics yet, don't know where i'll go, maybe to your moms house.
More jung books i bought (more like instantly found for cheap out of nowhere) as of late
>Modern Man in Search of a Soul
>Synchronicity: An Acausal Connecting Principle
>Memories, Dreams, Reflections
I've heard the term synchronicities used over and over so i'll be cool to actually read what it's about.
Old thread hit bump limit, so long gay bowser!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=OCh2l0J1uJk [Play]
This is a thread for when you want to make a post but it doesn't deserve its own thread!
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>>4065
More proof pc is master race. The fact that the price is 700 bucks just seems like another 3DS situation.
>>4066
I don't know if it will be 700 shekels, but it seems like a viable estimate to me, considering the OLED was 300 dispite minimal changes being made.
Also i had a funny thought where what if switch 2 games have the little tabs on it, to prevent the games being played on old consoles, and imagine shaving them off and it plays normally LOL
>>4067
I hope at least the Switch 2 will be backward compatible. The Switch 2 almost feels unreal at the moment because the modern state of gaming hasn't excited me for some time.
>>4068
It says its backwards compatible in the ad.
Does anyone read Nekojiru? It's literally one of my favorite manga series ever and highly recommend it!! (◉ω◉)つ☆
>>562
Did anyone watch the TV show that aired in japan? It was somewhat lighter then the movie and the manga but still pretty funny.
The anime is crude and irreverent, but honestly, the OVA, as a metaphorical grieving of the author's suicide, is truly notable in that regard.
It'd be kind of hard to acknowledge the series as a whole without bringing it up. The series seemed short-lived anyways... It's all just really unfortunate and depressing so I can't watch any nekojiru stuff without that being in the back of my mind.
found a sound mad of nekojiru there's also a bunch of other mads
https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm14932364 [Play]
https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm30921199 [Play]
https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm15797495 [Play]
https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm12685741 [Play]
https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm6307646 [Play]
https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm325431 [Play]
https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm431923 [Play]
you can also watch a bunch of the episodes with english sub on there
https://www.nicovideo.jp/search/ねこぢる劇場
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>>882
Is it possible to block the email as spam?
>>883
I have a better idea, CONTACT THEM BACK! TELL THEM HOW YOU REALLY FEEL!
>>882
>>884
At the least you should annoy the company. You should do that for the lols.
>>883
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>>885
Nvm, found the unsubscribe reply feature of their messages (it was not where I usually find those buttons, so it took time to locate).
Problem solved for the time being.
Woo hoo!
At the moment, I am kicking myself for not going on night walks this week. I just got back from my night walk, and I am feeling more at peace than I was earlier this week. This week was a busy week at work, and instead of taking a walk outside, I decided to do my walks inside. Indoor walks didn't relax me, which is something I sorely needed during the busy week.
ITT: Books, Novels Short stories and anything related.
I was reading Killers of the flower moon recently and it was a good historical book. Secretly it was also a western thriller. (dispite it being nonfiction) It flipped perspectives to diffrent people which made it almost an anthology of sorts, and it was pretty refreshing to hear diffrent stories from diffrent people instead of a one sided narritive.
Another book i read was the irl adventures of a man exploring the wastes of chernobyle although i forgot the name it was a fun read, he was basically homeless and somewhat suffering but his willpower and attraction to the disaster is what kept him coming back over and over.42 replies (and 4 file replies) omitted. Click here to view. (Bump Limit: 250)
Watership down was a fun book, it envokes the themes of old epics, in a jungian fashion, or like that discribed in "the hero with a thousand faces".
If you had no clue what a rabbit was you probably would have sworn it was a fantasy story out of tolkien. He has a heavy usage of ecology and it shows because of the way the animals behave and the pretty discriptions of nature. Also i think the author might have been in the military andight have wrote it to "decompress" because it seems like, war. It's hard for me to discribe but the trama of war is everywhere. It feels like hazel was a low ranking soldier promoted to be a platoon commander and every action he takes he always questions them and even regrets them later. Woundwort is "one of those" military type who forgos his humanity for the sake of "results", I guess i'm remimded of that general from full metal jacket if you know what i mean. I really fucking love the stories, and the mythology spread throughout watership down, Like frith and the trickster el-ahrairahr. It's a good book and i enjoy it. Also worth checking out the old cartoon adaption.
>>3915
To makes matters kind of annoying, if i am thinking of the the amount of pages in terms of minutes, there's like a two hour long sequence where gwynplane is trying hard not to fuck a dutchess, and it boils down to "i can't fuck her but i really want to" meanwhile the woman is like "i'm a devil, i want to fuck like a cat in heat pls gwynplane your so fucking ugly and i hate you" and it's a tad bit long and i want to go back already to victor hugo basically saying "fuck the government" because it's my favorite part of the book, please victor hugo please go back to talking about the freemasons who kidnap children and deform them so they can do circus shows becaue royalty pays them to, while they also join fraternaties and burn down cities fof fun because society sucks thats like the best part. But, i get it, he's a romance writer and while gwynplane's playing hanky panky, Dea is most likely dead or some tragic shit's gonna go down and gwynplane's gonna kill himself or go insane.
Was thinking of the bionicle lore compilation that was made a while back, I think the problem with the "optional extra" version, is that the style guides included is read too literally instead of someone doing a re-write in a way to actually tell a story instead of discribing what basically is a walking simulator. It looks like this: "I woke up, and i went for a walk, and i found a soda bottle, then i walked untill i found a trash can, then i slowly dropped the bottle inside" and that's no good. Incuding them was a good idea because they are canon, and explains several things that happened in the story, but clearly the inclusion was done poorly. The re-write by greg of the opening "coming of the toa" and the "borok saga" is objectively better but you can still feel the "we are a toy company, please buy our product". What i mean is, yes there's some story and it's fun, and some fun interaction and dialoge but the story boils down to "please go to the stores so you can buy all the colorful critters and collect all the masks because reasons". Mask of light was better when greg wrote the novelization of the movie, but it still sucks because who ever wrote the movie did a piss poor job. (also the inclusion of the comics are damn good because the artwork is kickass and it gives you a visualisation of the characters and the world around them) After the three opening sagas greg gets too much power as a writer and shit gets bonkers and it's pretty hardcore. the two later bionicle movies are actually fine but the visuals are jarring, which is why the book versions are better.
Anyhow the transition of greg is obvious because he goes hard into worldbuilding and storytelling, with no care about selling products and a focus on character building. He jumps back and forth, from the past to the future and its really good stuff.
If i had to point out the stories i like the most, time trap comes to mind, a paranoid thriller of a mistake coming back to haunt a character and his efforts to correct them before it's too late. Can't remember the name but greg wrote a fucking detective story with a character, Lhikan solving a murder mystery. Another fun story was (if my memory is correct) symbolic of jesus getting tempted by satan, i think it was called "into the darkness". Can't remember the name but there was a fun story where a character is thrown into a dark alternate dimention of orwellian scale and it ends brutally with the antagonist of the story getting brutally torn in two, screaming in pain. I'm sure there's more but it's been a few years, i'm gonna read that stuff again soon because it's my autistic passion. I'm torn because there's the "wall of history" site, which has all of the stories/comics/ect pretty much copy pasted from the book in reading order, but then the biological chronical has everything neatly edited in 10 pdfs in chronolgical reading order with the cutting out of comics that don't matter and the tastful inclusion of comics that do. Might do wall of history but use a list someone made of all the stories in direct chronological reading order, even more accurate then the pdf compilation.
>>3903
>frost giant's daughter
To be honest it serves atali right, she was playing a stupid game and eventually she would have been caught and conan was autistic enought to almost do it. To be fair conan also offered to take her back to her village. For some reason my literature course i took ages ago is ringing in my ear, themes of "man vs nature" literally so and "man the animal" with themes of the wildman like ekidnu maybe. Liked how he playd with my expectation, was kind of thinking it was a dream conan was having. Also thought it was cool how the writing had an apocalyptic feel with all of those dead bodies in the middle of nowhere. Felt old school and of i didn't know better i would have thought it was one of those old mythological stories like beowulf.
>>3903
>The God in the Bowl
Laughed when the watchman just stood there like a fucking idiot while his boss was just laying there, dead. ARSUS WHAT ARE YOU DOING
YOU HAD LITERALLY ONE JOB
and then conan was just dragged along akwardly to solve some stupid murder mystery like "do i really need to be here"
Really fun stuff honestly, i hope the marvel comic adaption is this good as the original serials. This is the type of stuff i WANT to read, pure creativity and storytelling in another world instead of something contemptuary with the author bitching about politics.