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I saw a tabby out yesturday, It was cold outside and i'm wondering if he's ok.
If he was shaking aka shivering probably not.
Happy caturday!
>>1898
That third cat looks like it found the meal of its life, what a lucky one...
>>1899
He is just very happy to see you. It is quite simple anon.
>>1900
I'm not that tasty anon, please tame him before he does anything vicious!
>>1944
Cats imitating wagecucks.
>>1945
A more accurate image of how great it is to be a cat.
Chrims is approaching so I hope you are as comfy as these two cats. Happy caturday by the way.
louis lain
>>1952
>>1946
so this is what the "fat cats" that are talked about in the history books look like.
>>1952
>>1953
Wain is the patron saint of the board.
Question time
If you were a cat, what qualities, characteristics and behaviours would you desire from your human food-bringer?
>>1964
the fact im flexible enough squeeze though under the door or when i fall from a 12-story building
and came out with minor injuries
>>1964
I want them to pedestalize me and to cherish me like I am the best thing since sliced bread.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2023/12/19/nasa-laser-video-streaming-space-mars-cat/
ANOTHER WIN FOR CATS EVERYWHERE
Happy caturday!
I met a cat today. As i was walking to the store, I heard rustling, And a cat stook his head out. "Maiu?" He looked at me, Then hid back in the bush. I am guessing the coast wasn't clear.
Happy caturday!
youtu.be/TD3_AOOlCgc?si=Lt-aFd
FINALLY, MY THIRD EYE IS OPEN
Let's post some cats for good luck this year!
>>1996
That first cat is me.
>>1873
They are Melon Addicts.
>>1953
Do you think Wain would like 22chan?
>>2073
Waincats are 22chaners.
Happy caturday!!
These cats are very comfy. My favorite is the first one.
Happy caturday!
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What would you do if this cat blocked your path and demanded food?
>>2167
Dire, Are the consequences for those who do not pay the toll.
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>>2168
Good choice. Your contribution will be noted.
Today i learned that the tabby featured in "breakfast at tiffanys" was a very famous cat actor, and his name is orangey.
Happy caturday! I hope you can be as lazy as these Cats.
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MAY THESE MAGIC NUMBERS BE CLAIMED FOR THE MEW WORLD ORDER AND CATS EVERYWHERE
One kind thing my cat did today on caturday was rub up against me when I was having disgusting stomach issues (I think you can guess what was happening). I had to barf a few things but my cat rubbing up against me made me feel better.
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This poor cat has seen things no cat should ever witness...
>>2272
He watched his tabby friend turn into a throw pillow like Optimus Prime, you can see it behind him
>>2275
He saw a dog use his litter box.
>>2303
i'd grab her paws. also, why do cats lay like this or even sit on couches like human beings? are they copying us on purpose or do you think they just try and figure out the best ways to get comfy?
>>2380
maybe they also just find it more comfortable than sitting on the ground like us humans
>>2380
I rub my cat's belly when they do that.
>>2391
and how do they react to the belly rubbing?
i'm still mad. i was at a gas station and a kitty (scottish fold) was just sitting there. he looked exausted, his tail was messed up and his fur was matted. i had a paper bowl in my truck and i intended to fill it up with water for the kitty and this nigger noticed me i guess and scared the kitty away on purpose. i still left the bowl out there just incase the kitty comes back.
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Happy caturday!! I hope this caturday treats you well!
its been AGES since tabby tuesday, maybe they have forgotten the old ways...
LOL i didnt know ace hardware had diversity hires, because i walked up to pay for some stuff and the person working the cash machine was a cat. brown cat, a tabby i think. female, around a year old. from what i understand she appeared and hunted mouses so they made her an offical employee who works full time in the store! she's not shy either, she likes people.
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>>2575
His faith in the affirming nature of obsession as facilitated by the whole lasagna thing has been shaken. He is filled with ennui, regret, despair: the sicknesses which approach death. Anomie will bud and then degenerate into hedony, then this garfield will follow motivated reasoning to justify his unhinged levels of consumption. The reasoning will be built on a rotted foundation, and will one day topple; and so, the cycle rolls forward.
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My cat roamed the attic and almost got stuck, but my brother's cat meowed uncharacteristically a lot. I was also hearing something above my room. I am glad I was able to rescue my cat before anything bad happened.
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>>2589
Good thing you found the cat before it could watch you masturbate
>>2589
How did you not know your cat was missing?
>>2591
I wasn't the one who went up in the attic and there is a trend that my cat is on the other side of the house.
>>2592
What was your cats reaction to being found, And taken out of the attic?
>>2595
He was meowing a lot of and was eager to get out of the attic.
Happy tabby tuesday! Cats are relaxed that they are safe.
>>2602
That's true, And there's nothing like a relaxed cat to make your day more comfy.
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>>2605
It is nice watching my cats who are comfortable with my presence. They are a nice welcome from the normalfags who make me feel uncomfortable.
Happy caturday! Today wasn't a physically relaxing day thanks to my schedule and my cat waking me up but it did manage to rest my mind like these cats are physically resting.
Happy caturday my cat today got in my window after I open the window sort of like these cat with these funiture.
>>2660
how dare you spoil dune part two
>>2661
I'm not sure how to tell you this, but this is leaked from part three
>>2660
i like how he shakes his little ears and then he meows like if he's saying "why did you call me here?"
Happy caturday! I hope you know what your doing like computer or scooter cat!
i was thinking of buying some cat food to feed some strays, thoughts on what i should buy?
>>2696
i say this not because im lazy, its just i think cat owners may know more then me.
Happy caturday! I love cats in unique spots.
after months of passed with no cats in sight, while going for a walk today i met 8 cats in a circle, talking to eachother. when i was passing by them, they noticed me and stopped talking to eachother. one of the cats jumped to the roof of a car and kept looking at me. i must have disrupted an important meeting. no wonder i havent seen any cats. they are planning something!
why do cats like circles?
>>2739
They probably have their own fight club.
>>2743
dude stfu you're not supposed to talk about it
>>2739
walked to the same area where i saw them last today, they left... seems suspicious.
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I figured I'd share some cute things my cat has been doing lately. One cute thing my cat did yesterday was sleep in my socks rack and I couldn't do the chore of picking out the best socks to keep because my cat is too cute. Today he was running while licking his paws. From the back, it looked like he was dabbing.
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Was about to take a walk in my backyard when I noticed this stray black cat feeding her kittens.
>>2766
lol why was he licking his paws while moving?
>>2767
cute kittens!
Warning cat owners, if your cat is missing and if your napkins are gone too, then your cat must be outside wearing your napkins as a hat and having a supernatural hoedown. God forbid your cat is ten years old and grows a second tail, we can't let that happen in our society. Beware of feline yōkai! They very well could be drinking your lamp oil as you read this and you don't want that happening, What will felines do next? Steal your wives? The truth is, around CATs, never relax.
The white gift is the most valuable present!
Help the cat out of bed!
>>2767
Weeks later, there is another cat added to the backyard family. This time, it is now a haram, and apparently the second female is trying to get the first female pregnant again, and is conspiring with the male to made with her again, despite the first female being pregnant already.
This reads like something out of a fucked up rape doujinshi, but I'm witnessing this with cats in real time.
>>2847
Whoops, meant to say a harem. Still trying to process this.
>>2847
>>2848
And meant to say "mate" instead of "made". Negotiations with both females still in progress, but I did see the first female get agitated at the second female's inconsiderate advances.
>>2850
No kidding, it reminds me of every scenario involving one guy and two girls. The girl's best friend looks from a distance and saw her best friend and her new boyfriend really happy, and she cannot stand it, so she will come in, get involved, and throw a wrench in the machine. I can't believe I'm seeing the cat version of this in realtime.
>>2847
how are the kittens dealing with this?
>>2852
One of the kittens are resting atop my grandfather's lawnmower rear bag, after playing with rope left behind by my father. The black kittens that you saw in the original photo are out playing in my grandmother's garden. Side note: my grandmother is very grateful she does not have to put in those repellents to deter the squirrels and rats infesting her garden, now the cats are hunting them down and taking care of it for her, so she feeds them constantly to keep them here (but do not tell the government, don't ask don't tell, but for cats and not for perverts).
So the kittens are not getting involved, especially since one of them is sleeping atop the lawnmower, and the two cats fighting are hiding behind a bike I left behind. Domestic issues like this are not something to be doing around kids, but also trying to mate out of nowhere is not something that the male cat should do in front of his kittens either. I'm observing parallels with the human condition with these cats.
>>2853
>>2852
Oh, forgot to add this, but two of the kittens that you saw in the photo as well are gone. Don't know what happened, my dad thought they were taken away from eager beaver humans or thinks the mother killed two of the kittens. I need to look this up since I know nothing about how cat behave and act, especially in a family setting like this.
I also heard loud shrieks around the middle of the night, and my dad told me they were trying to mate with each other, but it seems the female is never in the mood. Thought someone tried to kill one of the cats or kidnap them.
>>2854
>>2847
>>2853
Another update, I guess the second female gave up. She ate pig's feet that my grandmother left behind, as well as bones from a chicken wing my grandmother previously left behind, underneath a stool in the backyard. After that, the female in question groomed herself and then went out for a walk to calm things down. Meanwhile, the male and female are just staring at each other in a relaxed state thinking it over, as the male stopped making further advances and relaxed; same with the female.
I'm starting to see very acute parallels with human beings, although the sad thing is, cats appear to have more common sense than young humans right now. With situations like this in the human front, they would either destroy their smartphones, steal their car and drive it into a ditch, or call the police/their family and make up something stupid to get the significant other into more trouble (if they are (un)lucky, they will appear on YouTube reuploads of police bodycam footage in questionable quality, especially since COPS got cancelled here in the US and there isn't any notable alternative to gawk at trashy people who lost the plot). Holy moly, we sure have devolved compared to the cats.
Just now i was working outside and a siamese cat just had climbed up the fence, inches away from me. He walked for a bit and just realised i was near him and gave me a look like "oh shit, a human is here" and jumped down at the other side of the fence.
>>2851
Have you considered naming each cat that's still there? I think it'll add to the drama if they have names.
catz are cute !!!
Today was a sleepy caturday
>>2855
The female cat, that shrieked when the male cat attempted to mate with, hissed at me when I was trying to go outside to find something. Didn't see the cat, and then she decided to just sleep near the door for the night. Letting stray or feral animals stay in our backyard isn't all cute as I initially made it out to be.
Happy caturday. Have a great cat day! I am laughing at the winter cat photo I found during summer.
>>2984
he is CHILLING
Meow meow caturday!
It turns out cat whiskers grow back? I was worried because i was thinking of rude people that cut off cat whiskers but it turns out it takes a few months to grow back and now i'm happy because cats really do rely on whiskers to navigate.
https://rumble.com/v3b7oe-the-talking-cats.html
you know once i had seen a cat chirping like a bird once i wonder if they do it on purpose
>>3043
I think they do based on my cats actions when he is outside.
>>3083
Can the media not lie about something? Cats are more important than humans so the media should act like it.
Saw a stray cat the other day and i'm pissed off at myself for not buying cat food to feed them. He didn't look so good too which isn't helping my feelings about it.
>>3115
If you end up buying cat food you are a hero anon!
>>3116
I for sure will this time, Yes they are stray but honestly i won't allow them to suffer.
>>2870
THE CAT IS BACK AGAIN. he jumps up on the fence and when i try and take a pic he runs off but when my phone is in my pocket hes back on the fence.
>>3132
Do you think he will be more receptive if you bribe him with treats?
>>3158
I'm pretty sure he was trying to hunt birds at that moment, there was a tree very close by the fence and he might have been distracted.
sometimes it feels like i'm the only cat in a dog world
>>3159
What the actual FUCK as i was typing this not only did he just appear he brought a friend along too, Are they stalking me? Do they not appreciate me talking about them on a islamic cat worshipping forum?
Happy caturday and I hate normalfags!
Happy caturday again!!
Today i met a cute cat in a store, she was on top of a seed bag, taking inventory. (hard worker) She meowed at me and let me pet her, good cat.
>>3277
I would pet them till they leave out of annoyance. Happy caturday!
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My cat during one of my wagecuck meeting settled next to me. He went to sleep while hearing some boring work stuff. Catto warmed my heart.
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>>3284
The cat being on my keyboard might be a full-on trend for my cat. I think he's noticed me using the computer for wagecuckery and decided to give me a break.
>>3318
Or maybe it is his turn to post on 22chan.
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>>3332
What do you think his favorite board is?
>>3335
/pol/
I love cats and caturdays!
i am still wondering how a fat cat can climb a fence. the only thing i can think of is thst he wasn't as fat as i thought he was and it was fur, but at the same time, its incredible how high cats can jump and climb tall things.
>>3367
I think the paws just have a power and persistence us simple humans don't understand.
>>3367
I saw another cat who was just as fat, when i inspected the fence i found visible claw marks.
>>3372
I would like to point out the fence is 7 feet tall lol, it boggles he mind on how they can pull this off.
>>3372
>>3373
Did the claw marks seem deep?
>>3379
Wow the cat is pudgier than I thought. I guess that cat is some sort of celebrity.
This week has been hectic, tiring, and crazy. I hope y'all enjoyed caturday!
>>3486
Will all the black cats come out on Halloween?
>>3132
Saw a fat bermese cat, climbed the fence but then climbed down and walked next to the window near my kitchen and looked directly at me. I went outside to say hi and he got scared and ran off.
>>3396
He is the king of cats
>>3511
I'm the cat in the middle
>>3504
An old folks tale.
One winter’s evening the sexton’s wife was sitting by the fireside with her big black cat, Old Tom, on the other side, both half asleep and waiting for the master to come home. They waited and they waited, but still he didn’t come, till at last he came rushing in, calling out, “Who’s Tommy Tildrum?” in such a wild way that both his wife and his cat stared at him to know what was the matter.
“Why, what’s the matter?” said his wife, “and why do you want to know who Tommy Tildrum is?”
“Oh, I’ve had such an adventure. I was digging away at old Mr. Fordyce’s grave when I suppose I must have dropped asleep, and only woke up by hearing a cat’s Miaou.”
“Miaou!” said Old Tom in answer.
“Yes, just like that! So I looked over the edge of the grave, and what do you think I saw?”
Cat tombstone
“Now, how can I tell?” said the sexton’s wife.
“Why, nine black cats all like our friend Tom here, all with a white spot on their chestesses. And what do you think they were carrying? Why, a small coffin covered with a black velvet pall, and on the pall was a small coronet all of gold, and at every third step they took they cried all together, Miaou–“
“Miaou!” said Old Tom again.
“Yes, just like that!” said the Sexton; “and as they came nearer and nearer to me I could see them more distinctly, because their eyes shone out with a sort of green light. Well, they all came towards me, eight of them carrying the coffin, and the biggest cat of all walking in front for all the world like–but look at our Tom, how he’s looking at me. You’d think he knew all I was saying.”
“Go on, go on,” said his wife; “never mind Old Tom.”
“Well, as I was a-saying, they came towards me slowly and solemnly, and at every third step crying all together, Miaou!–“
“Miaou!” said Old Tom again.
“Yes, just like that, till they came and stood right opposite Mr. Fordyce’s grave, where I was, when they all stood still and looked straight at me. I did feel queer, that I did! But look at Old Tom; he’s looking at me just like they did.”
“Go on, go on,” said his wife; “never mind Old Tom.”
“Where was I? Oh, they all stood still looking at me, when the one that wasn’t carrying the coffin came forward and, staring straight at me, said to me–yes, I tell ‘ee, said to me, with a squeaky voice, ‘Tell Tom Tildrum that Tim Toldrum’s dead,’ and that’s why I asked you if you knew who Tom Tildrum was, for how can I tell Tom Tildrum Tim Toldrum’s dead if I don’t know who Tom Tildrum is?”
“Look at Old Tom, look at Old Tom!” screamed his wife.
And well he might look, for Tom was swelling and Tom was staring, and at last Tom shrieked out, “What–old Tim dead! then I’m the King o’ the Cats!” and rushed up the chimney and was never more seen.
Old yet important cat poem.
1. I and Pangur Bán, my cat,
'Tis a like task we are at;
Hunting mice is his delight,
Hunting words I sit all night.
2. Better far than praise of men
'Tis to sit with book and pen;
Pangur bears me no ill-will,
He, too, plies his simple skill.
3. 'Tis a merry thing to see
At our tasks how glad are we,
When at home we sit and find
Entertainment to our mind.
4. Oftentimes a mouse will stray
In the hero Pangur's way;
Oftentimes my keen thought set
Takes a meaning in its net.
5. 'Gainst the wall he sets his eye
Full and fierce and sharp and sly;
'Gainst the wall of knowledge I
All my little wisdom try.
6. When a mouse darts from its den,
O! how glad is Pangur then;
O! what gladness do I prove
When I solve the doubts I love.
7. So in peace our task we ply,
Pangur Bán, my cat, and I;
In our arts we find our bliss,
I have mine, and he has his.
8. Practice every day has made
Pangur perfect in his trade;
I get wisdom day and night,
Turning darkness into light.