I had to resist the urge to laugh wen i spotted a black woman with one of those carts for taking kids shopping, the ones with the little seats with the steering wheel and seatbelts. I'm sure this sounds fine and dandy, but the thing was, there was no children and instead, a very large watermelon on the seat. (sitting up) Keep in mind there was plenty of carts she could have picked. I had to quickly flee down a nearby isle and i had to bite my fist to keep myself from laughing. The watermelon was buckled in too.

More autistic sites while shoping:
Cat pushing a shopping cart for a blind lady (hope he got payed for hard work)
Pelican in store, presumably shopping.
Actual chimp wearing a diaper in lowes, with owner, carrying a hammer.
Actual tropical parrot who can talk saying very rude yet funny words.
Allah akbar car with crazy writings in both english and arabic about killing whitey and raping white women, i regret not taking a pic of that one.
Homeless guy in walmart who suspiciously looked like slave knight gael literally fell down most likely due to being sick, while the fire department came to wheel him off, a walmart employee muttered "your dark soul, give it to me" actually laughed at that one, hope save knight gael was fine.

>>890
I wonder what the origins of the kill White women thing was. Maybe the car driver was rejected by a white girl.

In Kindergarten or first grade, I was given glue to do projects. After I did a couple of, projects I found out I enjoyed peeling dried glue off of surfaces. I ended up pouring glue into my container on my desk, and I got in trouble with my teacher. To convince me that I did something wrong they called my sister, and I didn't care. My teacher ended up calling my mom, and I stopped after that.

>>892
but then you can peel off the glue without ruining the container or the desk? sounds like your teacher is retarded.

>>882
Is it possible to block the email as spam?

>>883
I have a better idea, CONTACT THEM BACK! TELL THEM HOW YOU REALLY FEEL!

>>882
>>884
At the least you should annoy the company. You should do that for the lols.

>>883
>>884
>>885
Nvm, found the unsubscribe reply feature of their messages (it was not where I usually find those buttons, so it took time to locate).
Problem solved for the time being.
Woo hoo!

At the moment, I am kicking myself for not going on night walks this week. I just got back from my night walk, and I am feeling more at peace than I was earlier this week. This week was a busy week at work, and instead of taking a walk outside, I decided to do my walks inside. Indoor walks didn't relax me, which is something I sorely needed during the busy week.

maybe they got married! ＼（〞▽〝）／

>>769
But will the couple be married till death do us part?

I had a dream that they made a desert punk game. The level design design reminded me of metal gear 3, and the visuals where really cool, like a direct adaption of the manga, all black and white with no colors with the illusion of being flat and stuff.

>>818
I also had a dream/hallucination that the Desert Punk anime went further than it did. My mind that night was unimaginative, so the extra content I imagine just ended up thinking about filler.

You know stuff like hunger games? well my dream had to do with a guy that woke up at the worse possible time and the only thing that was left was a plastic fork, and the guy had an emotional breakdown and flipped out for what i'm assuming was half an hour. Had a laugh at that one, glad i'm not him.

>>275
>I didn't try, but at the end of the day, normalfags won't care if you aren't exactly like them
Yeah, that's why I said "best you can do". You can't reveal your power level to a normalfag because the relationship would be ruined so it wouldn't really be an actual friendship. And like >>276 said, online friends don't guarantee anything either because you're dealing with the opposite side of the spectrum of difficulties, you simply have better odds in that due to the easiness of just writing text from anywhere instead of meeting people face to face.
The last thing you will have in this struggle is an easy time, you surely know that already, but finding something good is possible, you just have to keep pulling on the life gacha until you are lucky enough to get it. That's what it all boils down to: Being in the correct place at the correct time with the correct strangers.

>>276
Yes, online/imageboard friendships are very difficult to maintain. I had to learn it the hard way. There are some "normie" I hate that word, as well as power level, f that people who are my best and most loyal friends who like me and treat me well, and vice versa. That is the most important thing.

>>290
the concept of "imageboard friendships" is honestly antithetical to anonymous imageboards in general.

How the years fly by, this year was longer to me then most. It wasn't without strife and next year will bring big changes, it will be interesting.

>>871
I feel like this year has been shorter than the usual year. After I found my office wagecuck job the year pasted like it was nothing. This is probably a side affect of having less free time.

>Jesus fucking christ /yu/ attracts the worst fucking normal nigger crowd all whiny and bitchy about their shitty problems in Life
It is almost like that is the point of the feelings board. We can't talk about our problems IRL without normalfaggots like you gaslighting us so imageboards provide shelter from you normalfags.

>>574
You just might be completely missing the point of that statement. How would you like it if you browsed an imageboard, which let's say you primarily browse for all other topics like anime, video games, and just fun things in general to escape from reality, and the moment you open the website and go to /all/, you see a flood of negative posts from /yu/ talking about how fucking shit their day was? A minority of the threads on the website completely dominate the front page most of the time, and you're not even allowed to hide their posts because hiding posts here is something that the staff don't like as it creates future problems. There are so many places like this on the internet, specifically imageboards, which are primarily dedicated to the discussion of /yu/. You can't even differentiate one from another, where people revel in their depression with each other, which are almost never happy feelings. The reason /yu/ does attract the worst normal-nigger crowd is that the topic at hand allows everyone from around the worldwide web to participate in it, even non-imageboard users like that evangelical street preacher who came out of nowhere and just couldn't stop spreading to everyone the name of God to deal with their problems.
I don’t know whether I’d ever agree with actually removing the /yu/ board because I do understand that there might be some value to it not found in any other place, and for some, these /yu/ conversations are the only reason they come here in the first place so maybe removing them would lower the activity here even more or maybe even cause an opposite effect who knows... However, I will say that a lot of anons here dedicate a great deal of time and effort to creating very interesting fun threads that could foster meaningful discussions. Now imagine being one of them, seeing all this creativity and energy get drowned out by a constant barrage of negativity to the /yu/ threads while their thread flies off of the bump order. Think about it, if even a chunk of that time spent moaning about daily bullshit was shifted to participating in these more constructive threads, we could actually make something worthwhile happen around here.

"Bro did X"
It is an annoying Generation Z phrase that is really low iq. No one wants to hear your bland narration of what is happening.

This thread makes me angry

Some retarded kid asked if i had the riz or some bullshit and then he asked if i was skippity and after he called me a nigger and ran off to his mom lmao like what the fuck are normalnigger children learning? What does it mean?

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It's been wet and warm and windy. Snow will come, but for now I'm enjoying puddles and rain on the rooftop. I have been drinking tea and cocoa. This year's tree is one I planted probably around 2005. Got too big, it's pushing against other trees and kinda blocks an electrical box. It's twice the height of my ceiling, so I cut it in half. The bottom half goes right up to the ceiling and pushes against it. I put the top half right up against it to help fill out. It's a big sloppy mess, but might be my favorite christmas tree ever.
>>826
Fucken nice! I saw it a few nights ago. My city luckily has a really good historic theatre that keeps ticket prices down to keep events accessible to the public. Lots of great music, hope you enjoy
>>854
Ew. Stay healthy, and if you can't stay healthy, stay comfy

>>855
Yeah it was really high quality stuff, even the child dancers really gave it their all. So many cool special effects too like when the nutcracker fought the rat king, sparks flew off of the blade.

>>855
What type of tree did you plant?

During a discussion today my siblings were talking about how they get excited for Christmas and when they heard I don't get excited for chrims I was told I am cynical. I don't know if I am being cynical actually but I don't want to stress about something that should be enjoyed. Keeping chrims to chrims makes things better for me. I don't understand how I am cynical.

>>865
If you focus on the negative you're labeled as cynical, even if just for the sake of conversation, simple as that. Also, you're not explaining yourself particularly well as I have no idea what you mean by "keeping chrims to chrims". You shouldn't stress about christmas; it's about joy and good will. Something's stressing you? block it out; It's the best time of the year, the one time you can bid farewell to your neighbours "merry christmas" and have it mean something. It's so simple to say and wish unto others, but it's special all the same.

I've had a bit of an epiphany. To sum it up in a sentence, It feels much better, and is healthier to set many short term goals instead of focusing wholly on a single long term one. If you feel steadily accomplished, that momentum will carry you and your willpower over a lot of mental hurdles. So much of it is your state of mind; you just have to remember to keep it under control.

i got volunteered to do a job, help run a stand at a farmers market, although i might actually get payed, for it. i was HOPING to study for a specific job but i guess it'll do, at least its not wagecucking and i'm not working for some corperation. i think it'll be nice.

>>831
I hope you get what you deserve anon! The thing about wagecucking is you are not satisfied with the money you earn because you are always exhausted. When you are enjoying your job the time you spent is being used optimally.

>>832
even if i don't get shekels, i can use the experience because i want to sell stuff at the local flea market so it's kind of a win-win situation.

>>833
Tell me how it goes anon!