>>786
Have you thought of what color cat do you want? Some kinds of cats are more talkative than the others.

>>787
Calicos are cute but i met a very kind tabby recently. There are too many choices.

balck cats are alot better then orgnae

>>796
is it because black cats are calmer?

>>797
I like vocal cats who at least feign interest in the owner. The benefit of having a pet is having someone who cares about you and someone you care for in my opinion.

It's weird because now i don't remember anything from my dreams. Also does anyone know how to lucid dream? I heard apple juice does the trick but it actually did nothing when i tried it the other day. (drank 2 large cups of juice and ate two apples)

>>887
The guy survived up until now, but at what cost? I assume that dude walked off a cliff or something so congrats anon on, winning.

I don't understand what i'm dreaming about, at first it was getting a free husky at one of those pet shelters but then it was about owning a new pet rabbit and for whatever reason i was trying to convince the rabbit to fuck the local wild rabbits. Then something happened where i was at an office space out of nowhere but i don't know what happened there.

>>925
I think you wanted to play pokemon IRL and you are currently looking for an office job.

Dream 1
I was a kid again, it was the middle of the night. I pull out my laptop dispite not having allowed non supervised access, This is gay since all i really wanted to do was play a game or watch some harmless video, but i forgot i was being recorded. There's a camera next to me and it has nightvision but the way it records isn't a direct stream, it's kind of like a deer hunting camera. So i fiddle with it to access the memory and delete the recording of me getting the laptop, but as i was doing so i get a bad feeling, coming through my window. It turns out there's a guy decked out in a totally black outfit, wearing a balaclava on his face, and holding a camera in his hands. He was recording or taking pictures of me, My instant thoughs at that time was "pedophile?" and i called my parents to investigate or call the police and they took their sweet time even doing anything.
Woke up in the middle of the night and couldn't fall back asleep.
Dream 2
I was sick as fuck and i had to take medicine, I think my parents wanted to talk to a few people about something important, but they had to stop at costco first. The usual bullshit goes down but i have to go back to the car to get medicine since i took jack shit, As i made it to the car an older asian lady asked what model the car was, and the features and such was on it, she wanted to buy a car like it. I took a pill of the medicine and stuffed the rest in my pocket. I showed her the features like the usual stuff, like "this stuff folds downwards" and she oooed and awwed like a young child would after seeing something new.
My parents returned by that time and we left to the meeting place. Can't remember the subject matter but apparantly it was serious shit, like climate change and population control, a costco worker was there and the asian lady who was asking me about the features. The meeting place was like a waffle house, but knockoff. All of a sudden, security officers, police officers, and a few doctors and nurses arrived, not to eat or something, they asked what was going on and have us a drug test pill and shit, they asked if we where planning terrorist actions and if we where causing a disturbance. Pissed me the hell off, the nurse amd cops where laughing, although my parents and other people in the room besides the authorities where oblivious to the seriousness of the situation. I talked to a nurse as to why she was laughing and she got flustered and then pretty much told me that, this was on purpose and i'm supposed to be arrested because clearly on drugs, that i have drugs on me and the drug testing pill is making me sleepy and agressive because of it working and it even colored my tongue blue as a side affect, and besides the drug usage everyones going to get arrested for terrorist actions amd disturbing the peace. I was pissed off so i ratted to some guy who was chilling, eating a burger and he basically said AW HELL NAW and talked to a few other people who then confronted the police about me getting set up.
I then woke up right now, kind of angry for some reason.

>>829
was he overworking you though, or did it just feel like it?

>>830
He was working me harder than other people without a doubt. I saw with my own eyes coworkers just sit down at times. Whenever I hesitated to get up quick enough for my managers liking I would be guilt trip about how we need to get everything done. I also never got a 15 minute breaks I was legally deserved.

One positive development with my job is I am getting more knowledgeable about my position, and I am proving my worth. I am also proud of how I was able to complete a backlog of work that my former coworker left me. Last week, I didn't know if I would be able to finish it, but now I am glad to have the situation under control.

Today's work didn't drag, and that made me hopeful I'd make more daylight time when I got home. Once I got settled from work, it was pitch black outside and cold. That bummed me out because it made me feel like I don't have as much free time as I do on paper. I ended up spending some time outside, but it just wasn't the same as when I spent time outside during the day this weekend. The night, for some reason, made me feel trapped.

Today I had a call with a coworker, and in the middle of the call, I had a bloody nose. I was shidding bricks while that happened because it was embarrassing even if I had the camera off and I was in the middle of something important for my job. Hopefully, that doesn't happen again during a crucial part of the day.

In Kindergarten or first grade, I was given glue to do projects. After I did a couple of, projects I found out I enjoyed peeling dried glue off of surfaces. I ended up pouring glue into my container on my desk, and I got in trouble with my teacher. To convince me that I did something wrong they called my sister, and I didn't care. My teacher ended up calling my mom, and I stopped after that.

>>892
but then you can peel off the glue without ruining the container or the desk? sounds like your teacher is retarded.

>>893
My teacher must of felt the need to clean up the mess and stop me from using up the glue.

I just remembered something that happened recently, was christmas shopping when a bunch of people my age was screwing around in the store. This sounds fine but they where recording tik toks of themselves and actually doing retarded shit. One of the guys ripped off a display baby carrage off of the shelf and threw the fucker hard against a wall and it left a dent. (one of them asked the other why they did it, and the reponse was "there could have been a baby in it" One of the workers called security, and they kept going at it, one of those people falcon punched a tv screen, another ripped up books, it was actual chaos.
Besides the lady who phoned the cops there was a guy who was also a worker who tried to put a stop to things but he was bitch slapped and he just walked away after that.
I think it was good that lady got results instead of some singular faggot security officer who'd like, wave his hands and say no and do nothing. The guy who punched the TV got tased (because he was about to do something and he was super agressive) and was cuffed and the others just got escorted out of the store. It wasn't the last time shit went down because i went to another store and these kids who where probably dropped off by negligent parents and the kids where ripping toys out of the boxes and they got escorted out pretty fast. A few days later i was at a diffrent target and a few edgelords shouted nigger pretty loud and just kinda talked about stupid shit loudly got escorted out by security. I guess hectic shit happends during the holiday but i never expected to see it IRL, instead of on stupid internet videos.

I remember being the one caught for something others were guilty of. So I was on a camping trip where we would repel down the mountain. There was a rule where you could not throw rocks down the mountain. The other kids were chucking rocks on the top of the mountain, and one kid even pee'd off the cliff. I didn't throw a rock at this point. When we got to the bottom of the mountain, I started tossing rocks down the hill because by logic no one was in the wood, unlike how people were throwing rocks in the walking trail. I eventually got caught, and the adult leader never forgave me for it. What I learned was if you are going to do something risky like throwing rocks, don't get caught.

>>930
Oh no don't remind me of the unskippable ads they added inside of the video specifically so the addblocker won't block it

>>931
It is one of the most annoying problems on the internet. The blatant grifting and content farming these youtubers do. The youtuber pads out videos a lot of time to begin with and on top it they spend a minute promoting garbage. It is pure pain.

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>>932
>>931
I find it kind of absurd when the "spend a minute promoting garbage" part for example happens while you're watching a serious documentary about human rights violations in China and the host shifts gears to promote NordVPN, a fully automatic wallet, sketchy cryptos or mobile games, right after he shows footage of a truck crushing school children, but honestly before we get further into that I just wanted to tell you about this amazing project I recently found out about, an undervalued asset called the 22chan Token! Understand that this isn't financial advice but I truly believe this token has a lot of potential. With a team made up of fully anonymous CATs, a revolutionary roadmap that promises catnapping where you let your tokens sleep to earn more, fish farming because obviously cats need a steady supply of fish, and even a potential metaverse cat café where you can pet NFT kittens-LISTEN!!! this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to get in early before the fat cats start accumulating. The best part is that this 22chan token isn't just another meme coin but it's backed by real utility that is set to disrupt the entire Web3 landscape by introducing a new paradigm of decentralized feline content creation. Whether you're a indie gator artist, a water-melon farmer in the digital economy or just a nigga who loves trading cat-themed JPEGs this project is tailor-made for nyuu! Some say it could even rival BTC in the coming years!

>>933
https://youtu.be/OJDmhLlvQNU [Play]

>>933
i will physically cut off both of my legs and sell them on the black market for 22chan token

>>799
Not to further derail this into a conversation about religions and politics but I can't even be bothered to listen to Bertrand Comparet's audio book interpretation of the Bible (which is if you're wondering about correcting the mistranslations put in by members of Rabbinic Judaism: https://archive.org/details/CPM_DSCI_Archive_Comparet) because my mind fades away into another direction the moment it gets the chance (mainly video games, imageboards, and pornography), and so I seriously have started to wonder how people many hundreds years ago people could keep their attention span and motivation to read something like the entirety of the bible. I remember listening in on a interview on the Tucker Carlson about Martin Shkreli who said that he read around 100's of books while in jail for securities fraud and conspiracy because he had all the time in the world with no distractions: https://youtu.be/NeyN3Jzdzz0?t=2104 [Play] and https://youtu.be/NeyN3Jzdzz0?t=2378 [Play]

I think in the ages past that life was such a pain - no anaesthetic for surgery, no germ theory, no electricity etc. - that simply reading a book was a luxury. I think we take it for granted how easy it is to be bored. I think surrounded by cold and dark and pain and hunger you'd find any sort of escapism whatsoever to be utterly engrossing.
Just my thoughts.

I got agitated with how my family has had a messy house. It is annoying because stupid items were placed in bad spots in the house. I tripped over the various items over multiple times today. Tripping multiple time killed my mood today.

Got sick, first time in i think in an entire year, I don't know what type of illness it is, but it does suck. It's kind of sad because it's at the worst time and i think one of my parents infected me, since i'm not in a position where i got myself sick by my own actions. Oh well such is life.

>>922
Hopefully it isn't ruining your plans for this moment. I haven't gotten truly sick in a long time but it must feel bad not being able to do the things you want to do. Migraines make me feel powerless when it happens to me.

>>903
Eh, changed my mind: I'll keep them for the time being and decide as this year transpires why would I be so adamant to get rid of them immediately anyway?..

>>913
Emotions get the best of us sometimes. Time usually reveals to us if our decision was good or bad. I've done a lot of things on impulse. If an decision is not unimportant you should give it some time if you can.

>>914
Yeah, I guess I just thought it wouldn't be as big of a deal later on since I'm so used to making sacrifices, but the year is still starting, so there's still time.
Cheers.

Monster University is the sequel to Monsters Inc.
Monsters Inc. is the Pixar movie that came out AFTER Toy Story 2.
Toy Story 2 came out in [color#4040000]1999[/color].

[color#4040000]1999[/color] was the year when a University...

Yeah, I need to take a break from imageboards for at least a month, and at most the rest of the year, they're an awful influence, especially since it wasn't even a University but what comes before...

>>920
What do you mean?