>>721
What is gatormans goal?

(61.87 KB 800x550 )

Watch out, Gatorman! The hero of Spidergang is on his way! Ready to kick some Gator butts!

>>732
The gators eat webs like they are chicken nuggets.

>>733
The keyword in that statement is webs, not spiders. We Spiderchads always come back. We never give up. Eat all our webs all you want, we can make more, and at the end of the war you will be mummies forgotten at the bottom of our stomachs.

he's a real gatorman
living in his gatorland
making all his gatorplans, for gators

doesn't have a fish to chew
knows not what's for dinner too
isn't he a little bit like you and me?

gatorman, please listen
all the otters have gone missing
gatorman, the world is on your plate

he's as hungry as he can be
tasty meals he wants to see
gatorman, please don't eat me!

gatorman, don't worry
take your time, don't hurry
leave it all 'till some tasty snack takes a bath

Very spooky, very in season

>>771
You wa shock!

>>771
Clearly more is going on then what is stated. Op changes the narritive from first person to third, He is an unreliable narrator. Why would he switch? What really happened to Doo be doo? This is masterful horror writing beyond that of the works of George romero. Is doo bee doo safe? How did he get lost? Did OP kill doo bee doo? I am scared.

>>781
I think OP's post is a self-reflection on metaphysics and the concept of identity.
>Be me
>Be bee
The fundamental premise of these lines lies in the wordplay, how "be" and "bee" sound similar. So, "Be bee" here stands for "be be", or in other words, be "being", that is something that is. OP is simply stating that he exists. Then he takes a humorous turn, making fun of names:
>My name? Doo bee doo
What he is trying to communicate with this clever scooby-do pun is how silly it is to try to divide reality and mark it with words such as names. This is a stance close to that of Parmenides, who believed that reality is whole and uniform, and still and perfect; and that any division within it is a lie. OP is stating that he feels like his separate identity is little more than an illusion.
>Go diving
>Scuba bee
>One day, While diving, Gets lost
>Scuba Doo bee doo, Where are you?
Here the post takes a dark turn. OP dove into the ocean of truth seeking an understanding of reality and himself, but instead he developed depersonalization: a sensation of detachment within the self. That's why he shifts from first person to third; he no longer feels like he is himself.
What do you think happens to a scuba diver that's lost underwater? He drowns. OP's "bee"ing, the sense of individual existence, drowned and was lost. So, where is OP now?
At the gay bar

>>751
The gators have been forcibly starved, and now they are hungry.

>>751
Have we started the fire?

>>753
No, that is pure slander.

Never the less, The fire rises.

Hello "look me in the eyes",

It seems you have mistaken the name field as the subject field. Maybe next time when someone tells you to look into their eyes you take a look at field names located inside of the thread creation form.

Thank you,
Anonymous.

>>375
No you see what you have to do is slightly cross your eyes so that the two eyes you're looking at get superimposed (like those 3d image illusions). At that point the person in front of you will look like a cyclope, but you'll gain the ability to instinctively understand what they're thinking and feeling. That's how most people communicate and get along easily, while those unfamiliar with the trick are stuck with reading ambiguous face expressions and trying to understand vague words such as small talk

>>375
You see, normalfags want you to actually look at their eyes, as in use both of your eyes to focus on one at a time and change between them until conversation is over. If that's too tiring, you can just look in the general direction of their face (if they are as tall/taller than you be sure to look slightly upwards) and bam, they won't be bitching about the retarded eyes thing

Do not blink, look between the eyes. Stand closer to the point where your eyeballs touches the eyes of the person you are looking at. Do not blink, or break eye contact.

>>375
Do not look a Melon Addict in the eyes, It enrages them. You can spot a Melon Addict easily, They have enlarged pupils, and a viscous grin. At the worse stage of Melon addiction they tend to mutter gibberish which if you already heard, It means your too close and probably doomed.

(267.28 KB )

NO FUCK YOU

5 dolar

>>727
Otter paws typed this.

>>738
Ottergang was testing its propaganda machine and how it could go. See the tag it is a clue.

>>738
>>741
Ottergang has not even shown its face in a while stop making shit up. You had your victory, yet it's as if you're trying to summon them again and let me tell you this will not end well this time around.

>>742
Ah but you see i know otters and their tricks because i read their holy book, Protocols of the Silly Otters of /sewers/. They claim it doesn't exist but you see i have found it in a sewage drain in the deepist of sewers

>It is indispensable for us to undermine all of /sewers/, to tear out of the mind of the gator, the very principle of comfy and funposting, and to put in its place bickering and melons

SEE SEE WHY ARE THEY HIDING
WHERE DID THEY GO AND WHY ARE THEY ACTIVE NOW

>>718
I guess you can say that batman is in a pickle.

>>718
nothing good. You die in 5 minutes.

Nice dubs,
>die in 5 minutes.
Do you know this from experience?