https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1qILv7Jp98 [Play]
https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm6216346 [Play]
2023 22chan Presents
*TOILET FLUSH* *THREAD MOVING SUCCESS*
*TOILET FLUSH* *THREAD MOVING SUCCESS*
*TOILET FLUSH* *THREAD MOVING SUCCESS*
*TOILET FLUSH* *THREAD MOVING SUCCESS*
/sewers/@と★ (SHIT!)
/sewers/@と★ (DUDE!)
/sewers/@と★ (FUCK!)
/sewers/@と★ (SEWERS!)
/sewers/@と★ (BAN!)
/sewers/@と★ (GAY!)
/sewers/@と★ (ONE CHAN!)
@twentytwo
*BANHAMMER* *BANHAMMER* *BANHAMMER* *FLUSH*
The toughest toilet break I've ever had
There's no way to stop now (SHITPOST☆)
Even though it's a little slow here
Making more substandard posts will increase the speed, right?
(Resupply complete!)
Whenever a low quality post is made and Spider is called in
A gat-ga-ga-ga-gator suddenly comes out
Nicatating membrane, rounded snout, and conical shaped teeth (SE-SEWERS!)
Touch it and suddenly like a large hadron collider, how magical
(Nevermind that just put your arm inside) *SPLATTER* (,,ﾟ Д ﾟ)AHHHHHHH!
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⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二⊃
Gator Gatorgang〜 and Sewers@と★
The alligator that surfaced in this place
Is an appearance of the beginning of loathement
Low quality, ex falso quodlibet, and run for your life (BAN☆)
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Gator Gatorgang〜 and Sewers@と★
Such a barrage of troubling alligators
Call Spider and laugh at their violent break down
Longer! Closer! Give them more of your hatred! (VERMIN!)
Roughen them up some more! (OBNOXIOUS!)
Laugh at them some more! (CONTAINMENT BREACH!)
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⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二⊃
Gator Gatorgang〜 and Sewers@と★
This place is becoming somewhat of a shit hole
Wouldn't it be nice if GATOR just stayed in SEWER
Ah! It's overflowing! (NO~!)
Such a disgusting feeling! (NO~!)
Will it not be stopped!? (NO~!)
One more time! (NO~!)
We're not done yet! (NO~!)
If you don't hurry (NO~!) I'm gonna kick your ass!
/sewers/@twentytwo!
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The single worst post ever written in 22chan history
>>157
The single best post ever written in 22chan history*
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>>159
The single best worst post ever written in 22chan history
>>149
The song of my people.
I managed to catch this post by chance today on MOSAIC.WAV's blog: http://www.mosaicwav.com/archives/1081491115.html
It's basically a 20 year anniversary and I'm in shock that they are asking for people to submit Nico Nico Douga style "I tried to sing" "I tried dancing" "I tried performing" videos for Figu@Mate https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1qILv7Jp98 [Play] and Miko Miko Nurse - Love's Theme https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm269032 [Play] the latter being an incredibly popular visual novel BGM and hot topic on 2channel where it was also used in background music for AA animations during the Flash golden age (somewhere around 1998-2002 as the beginning and 2005-2007 as the end.) https://youtu.be/verlAWhaJgI [Play] (DWANGO commercial)
Please try performing both "Miko Miko Nurse - Love's Theme" and "Gacha Gacha Cute - Figy@Mate" songs, singing and dancing to your heart's content!
●Submission Guidelines
Please record a video of yourself singing or playing "Miko Miko Nurse - Love's Theme" or "Gacha Gacha Cute - Figy@Mate" and submit it. You may use the instrumental tracks provided below for singing (performance), or you may prepare your own. It's also okay to add your own unique arrangement as a cover song. Changing the key is also okay, but if you process the karaoke track, the sound quality may deteriorate, so we recommend using your own track.
・Recording data for "Miko Miko Nurse - Love's Theme"
・Recording data for "Gacha Gacha Cute - Figy@Mate"
※Each includes "vocal track (mp3)", "karaoke track (mp3)", and "lyrics text". They are compressed in ZIP format, so please decompress them before using.
※All tracks are short (one chorus) versions. It's okay to submit full chorus versions, but please prepare your own recording track. Regarding the number of entries, we ask for one entry per person (or group) for each song. Entries in the form of VTubers (including virtual avatars) are also welcome.
In addition to "tried singing" and "tried performing", we will also set up a "tried dancing" category as a special feature. Please feel free to apply for this as well.
For more detailed information about the submission, please refer to the contest site below.
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https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm12294498 [Play]
Gator, gator shut your mouth!
Gator, gator shut your mouth!
Gator, gator shut your mouth!
Gator, gator shut your mouth!
Gator, gator shut your mouth!
Gator, gator shut your mouth!
Gator, gator shut your mouth!
Gator, gator shut your mouth!
I forgot to shitpost out of containment today (Gator, gator shut your mouth!)
I'm going to draw poorly on purpose (Gator, gator shut your mouth!)
It's a bit slow here so why not speed it up a notch? (Gator, gator shut your mouth!)
A reaction image has never hurt anybody (Gator, gator shut your mouth!)
You sound extremely pretentious (Gator, gator shut your mouth!)
Why are you putting effort into something? (Gator, gator shut your mouth!)
You should have at least moved my thread (Gator, gator shut your mouth!)
Why aren't more people posting on /sewers/? (Gator, gator shut your mouth!)
Why do GATORs always have to be so annoying
Always trying to get me to drop my standards
GATORs can complain all you want
But don't come crying when the BAN does not expire
You never care for how much effort was put into a thread
That's fine as long as all GATORs are all satisifed
Congratulations on your 100th low effort post!
GATORs what am I to you?
Gator, gator shut your mouth!
Gator, gator shut your mouth!
Gator, gator shut your mouth!
Gator, gator shut your mouth!
Gator, gator shut your mouth!
Gator, gator shut your mouth!
Gator, gator shut your mouth!
Gator, gator shut your mouth!
CAT★STAR? lololol you have to be at least 18 to post here (Gator, gator shut your mouth!)
I prefer dogs after all (Gator, gator shut your mouth!)
I have no plans on lurking here (Gator, gator shut your mouth!)
Wasn't it you who invited us here though? (Gator, gator shut your mouth!)
Spider has broken something again? lololol (Gator, gator shut your mouth!)
We never went so deep before, what will we find here? (Gator, gator shut your mouth!)
I'll put all of my free time as a gatorNEET into shitposting instead (Gator, gator shut your mouth!)
All of your culture comes from /sewers/ after all (Gator, gator shut your mouth!)
it's okay for GATORs to bitch and moan all they want about post deletion
I'm just so disappointed how they treat this place the same as everywhere else
All GATORs crying and turning red at every little thing
You are so very perfect, I presume?
GATORs want to be reassured and treated kindly by everyone
But are not willing to put any effort into it
I'll treat GATORs that way, the way GATORs want it
Though it'll just be superficial and insincere! (BAN☆)
Why do GATORs always have to be so annoying
Complaining always behind my back
GATORs write it down in your diary
You miserable, pitiful, angry bunch
I get what GATORs are trying to say
But if GATORs say it, it's out of the question
Sure, GATORs wouldn't know
At least I'm a human being
Gator, gator shut your mouth!
Gator, gator shut your mouth!
Gator, gator shut your mouth!
Gator, gator shut your mouth!
Gator, gator shut your mouth!
Gator, gator shut your mouth!
Gator, gator shut your mouth!
Gator, gator shut your mouth!
Gator, gator shut your mouth!
Gator, gator shut your mouth!
Gator, gator shut your mouth!
Gator, gator shut your mouth!
Gator, gator shut your mouth!
Gator, gator shut your mouth!
Gator, gator shut your mouth!
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Cute niniba
What is this feeling? It's the same when I go to a museum, sometimes I'm in front of something, I consider it is art, I admit the artist put effort into, but the only thing that come from my heart is "why?". It's like something I miss, or I don't get it. This is beautiful but I can't say anything else, sorry. Maybe I am a monster, or just not an artist. Anyway continue that way, you are into something, I can't grasp it but I just wanted to cheer you up, good luck and may the talent be with you.
>>248
That niniba is very well made, I love it!
What software did you use to draw it?
>>264
Out of all the painting software out there I found Clip Studio Paint to be the best one suited for me. You can find a crack on cgpeers.to but you need an account there which I think they only allow you to register during the first week of the month?
>>248
CLEARLY OTTERGANG PROPOGANDA
OTTERS SHUT YOUR MOUTH
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Doeth thou hear the tolling of the bell? doeth thou hear the yowling of he who rides the bike? and i looked and behold! a pale cat and his name is the snatcher. Misbehave and he wilt drag thou to /sewers/ and thou shall become gator bait. So far he had claimed two poor souls, he has only 20 left to meet his quota.Edit
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ring ring motherfucker
>>491
fucking rad
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Well fellas, it's June 1st. You know what that means, it's pride month! This board is something I'm very proud of, and so I made this pride art because I am PROUDE TO BE A BIG FAT, GREEN ALLIGATOR!!!!!6 replies omitted. Click here to view.
>>425
Wait, was there a Gatorgang war I missed?
>>433
Yes. You missed Melon Addict day, The CATastrophe, and most importantly the reclamation of the important religious relic of sewers, the Fork. The great melon revolution of 93' would have been lost without it, and one cannot have pride without faith.
Thou shalt separate the chicken from thy horse, But no man can take a Gator from thine Fork. Source text- Horripilation, Religious Tradicion and dogma of the Sewers from the founding to the late period
Consider actually lurking before making a post.
Happy gator pride.
>>446
In celebration of melon addict today, I didn't work. Being like a melon addict isn't easy.
GATOR GANG GATOR GANG
never forget the massacre of the melon farmers
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Please explain how to be neenja, and/or attain neenja tier capability? Discuss further below9 replies omitted. Click here to view.
>>372
Melon Addict.
you must become lo whang
WHO WANT SOME WHANG
Well I fucking never. Can I get a source please? They bring a nice Japanese lady onto a boat to humiliate her, but why... what's the story?
>>397
You don't understand, The Japanese lady IS the neenja. That brave woman singing is bating the neenja to reveal her true form after all, neenjas are masters of deception.
>>454
Exactly, it is a tribute to Japanese women in general.
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>grew up in bilingual situation
>Both parents fluent spanish speakers, mexican friends, went to spanish church
>never learned spanish because child me had more important shit to do, didn't even learn how to roll the r
>years later, discover anime
>going down the rabbithole, turning into weeb supreme
>one day alone in my car, try to imitate Hojo Satoko's laugh from Higurashi on impulse
>perfect fucking grito, first try
>sound like a mariachi man
>wtf
years later
>in a bad place
>have to listen to cringey weeb asmr to go to sleep
>pink hair cosplay lady purrs into the mic
>something clicks in my brain, instantly know precisely what she did with her throat
>next morning roll my first r without even trying
more recently
>drunk on youtube
>recommendations throw a string of anime memes at me
>many are in the spanish language, Rei Chiquita and the like
>accidentally start learning the language
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>>390
Clearly you have become the next arbiter of Tequila Gundam.
>>391
Ignore this post. roll the r with your throat and accept the mantel.
>>392
You are cursed and must live your life in shame. Begone, heathen.
>>394
Dont listen to this man, rolling the r with your throat is unironically a fucking terrible habit.
>>400
How so?
>>402
You will get throat cancer if you do it often. Learn to do it with your tongue. That is the way you're meant to roll it
>>400
>>404
Bullshit. A good portion of france and germany pronounce the r with the throat, it's called guttural r.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guttural_R
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I'm gonna mobilize some laughs with just one call....
what's the difference between jump rope and pea soup?
anyone can jump rope, but nobody can pee soup!!
what do you call a chinese lawyer?
chop sue-y!
a teacup pony walks into a bar. The bartender notices he looks and sounds ill, appearing short of breath and occasionally having small coughing fits. He asks what's wrong to which the pony replies, "don't worry about me, I'm just a little hoarse" !!!!!!!!!!!!
What did the Lawyer name his daughter?
Sue
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Wait a minute, where's the test thread? Whatever, I'll make my own
Like this
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https://22chan.org/sewers/405/
Like mentioned previously it is included in the thread creation form.
>>431
Oh shit, I missed that
