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Anonymous Wed 18/10/2023 12:10:46 AM 1 year ago MER No. 770 +
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Be me
Be bee
My name? Doo bee doo
Go diving
Scuba bee
One day, While diving, Gets lost
Scuba Doo bee doo, Where are you?
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Anonymous Wed 18/10/2023 1:25:05 AM 1 year ago MER No. 771 +
Very spooky, very in season
Anonymous Thu 19/10/2023 4:53:48 AM 1 year ago MER No. 774 +
>>771
You wa shock!
Anonymous Fri 20/10/2023 3:26:30 AM 1 year ago MER No. 781 +
>>771
Clearly more is going on then what is stated. Op changes the narritive from first person to third, He is an unreliable narrator. Why would he switch? What really happened to Doo be doo? This is masterful horror writing beyond that of the works of George romero. Is doo bee doo safe? How did he get lost? Did OP kill doo bee doo? I am scared.
Anonymous Sun 22/10/2023 3:40:35 PM 1 year ago MER No. 787 +
>>781
I think OP's post is a self-reflection on metaphysics and the concept of identity.
>Be me
>Be bee
The fundamental premise of these lines lies in the wordplay, how "be" and "bee" sound similar. So, "Be bee" here stands for "be be", or in other words, be "being", that is something that is. OP is simply stating that he exists. Then he takes a humorous turn, making fun of names:
>My name? Doo bee doo
What he is trying to communicate with this clever scooby-do pun is how silly it is to try to divide reality and mark it with words such as names. This is a stance close to that of Parmenides, who believed that reality is whole and uniform, and still and perfect; and that any division within it is a lie. OP is stating that he feels like his separate identity is little more than an illusion.
>Go diving
>Scuba bee
>One day, While diving, Gets lost
>Scuba Doo bee doo, Where are you?
Here the post takes a dark turn. OP dove into the ocean of truth seeking an understanding of reality and himself, but instead he developed depersonalization: a sensation of detachment within the self. That's why he shifts from first person to third; he no longer feels like he is himself.
What do you think happens to a scuba diver that's lost underwater? He drowns. OP's "bee"ing, the sense of individual existence, drowned and was lost. So, where is OP now?
At the gay bar

Anonymous Mon 09/10/2023 10:47:48 PM 1 year ago MER No. 751 +
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beware, there do be gators in these sewers
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Anonymous Tue 10/10/2023 3:12:39 PM 1 year ago MER No. 752 +
>>751
The gators have been forcibly starved, and now they are hungry.
Anonymous Tue 10/10/2023 4:09:11 PM 1 year ago MER No. 753 +
>>751
Have we started the fire?
Anonymous Thu 12/10/2023 12:59:36 PM 1 year ago MER No. 754 +
>>753
No, that is pure slander.
Anonymous Thu 12/10/2023 5:56:34 PM 1 year ago MER No. 755 +
Never the less, The fire rises.

"look me in the eyes" Wed 12/04/2023 9:38:12 AM 2 years ago MER No. 375 +
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How am i supposed to do that? Do i look at the base of their nose inbetween their eyes? Do i look at one eye? I cant look at 2 things at once, do others can? What do people mean when they say this
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Anonymous Wed 12/04/2023 11:39:26 AM 2 years ago MER No. 376 +
Hello "look me in the eyes",

It seems you have mistaken the name field as the subject field. Maybe next time when someone tells you to look into their eyes you take a look at field names located inside of the thread creation form.

Thank you,
Anonymous.
Anonymous Fri 14/04/2023 5:12:17 PM 2 years ago MER No. 379 +
>>375
No you see what you have to do is slightly cross your eyes so that the two eyes you're looking at get superimposed (like those 3d image illusions). At that point the person in front of you will look like a cyclope, but you'll gain the ability to instinctively understand what they're thinking and feeling. That's how most people communicate and get along easily, while those unfamiliar with the trick are stuck with reading ambiguous face expressions and trying to understand vague words such as small talk
Anonymous Fri 14/04/2023 6:41:31 PM 2 years ago MER No. 380 +
>>375
You see, normalfags want you to actually look at their eyes, as in use both of your eyes to focus on one at a time and change between them until conversation is over. If that's too tiring, you can just look in the general direction of their face (if they are as tall/taller than you be sure to look slightly upwards) and bam, they won't be bitching about the retarded eyes thing
Anonymous Tue 05/09/2023 2:13:10 PM 1 year ago MER No. 662 +
Do not blink, look between the eyes. Stand closer to the point where your eyeballs touches the eyes of the person you are looking at. Do not blink, or break eye contact.
Anonymous Mon 09/10/2023 9:13:03 PM 1 year ago MER No. 750 +
>>375
Do not look a Melon Addict in the eyes, It enrages them. You can spot a Melon Addict easily, They have enlarged pupils, and a viscous grin. At the worse stage of Melon addiction they tend to mutter gibberish which if you already heard, It means your too close and probably doomed.

Hello /sewers/ people Anonymous Mon 09/10/2023 2:06:05 AM 1 year ago MER No. 749 +
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Count with me:

1

Random Anonymous User #1 Sun 08/10/2023 9:27:34 AM 1 year ago MER No. 744 +
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THAT'LL BE 1 DOLLAR PLEASE!
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Anonymous Sun 08/10/2023 8:05:50 PM 1 year ago MER No. 745 +
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NO FUCK YOU
Anonymous Sun 08/10/2023 9:04:48 PM 1 year ago MER No. 746 +
5 dolar

Anonymous Mon 02/10/2023 2:18:08 AM 1 year ago MER No. 727 +
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It is so over for spidergang! The imperial forces of cats are hungry and need to eat something. The cats are munching!
Anonymous Sat 07/10/2023 5:38:12 AM 1 year ago MER No. 738 +
>>727
Otter paws typed this.
Anonymous Sat 07/10/2023 4:03:37 PM 1 year ago MER No. 741 +
>>738
Ottergang was testing its propaganda machine and how it could go. See the tag it is a clue.
Anonymous Sat 07/10/2023 4:40:16 PM 1 year ago MER No. 742 +
>>738
>>741
Ottergang has not even shown its face in a while stop making shit up. You had your victory, yet it's as if you're trying to summon them again and let me tell you this will not end well this time around.
Anonymous Sun 08/10/2023 12:45:34 PM 1 year ago MER No. 743 +
>>742
Ah but you see i know otters and their tricks because i read their holy book, Protocols of the Silly Otters of /sewers/. They claim it doesn't exist but you see i have found it in a sewage drain in the deepist of sewers

>It is indispensable for us to undermine all of /sewers/, to tear out of the mind of the gator, the very principle of comfy and funposting, and to put in its place bickering and melons

SEE SEE WHY ARE THEY HIDING
WHERE DID THEY GO AND WHY ARE THEY ACTIVE NOW

Anonymous Thu 28/09/2023 12:47:27 PM 1 year ago MER No. 718 +
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Why did the Joker do this? What happens when you float in pickles?
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Anonymous Thu 28/09/2023 8:56:25 PM 1 year ago MER No. 719 +
>>718
I guess you can say that batman is in a pickle.
Anonymous Fri 29/09/2023 7:51:59 PM 1 year ago MER No. 722 +
>>718
nothing good. You die in 5 minutes.
Anonymous Fri 29/09/2023 9:03:08 PM 1 year ago MER No. 723 +
Nice dubs,
>die in 5 minutes.
Do you know this from experience?

Spidergang Anonymous Fri 15/09/2023 4:47:23 AM 1 year ago MER No. 687 +
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They have forgotten us, That was their mistake, For we have weaved the biggest web.
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Anonymous Sat 16/09/2023 1:40:40 AM 1 year ago MER No. 690 +
>>689
https://youtube.com/watch?v=2MpISDBewFw [Play]
Surfin the intarwebs
Anonymous Sun 17/09/2023 3:43:07 AM 1 year ago MER No. 691 +
>>687
Spidergang really has a knack for making their presence known. I wonder how Gatorgang might respond.
Anonymous Tue 19/09/2023 12:56:41 AM 1 year ago MER No. 695 +
Are orb weavers Orbs that weave? Or do they weave orbs?
Anonymous Tue 19/09/2023 12:57:13 AM 1 year ago MER No. 696 +
>>691
Cry.
Anonymous Tue 19/09/2023 6:26:38 PM 1 year ago MER No. 697 +
>>696
Crocodile tears.