Keep this bread alive until 2/22/2222, it will be THE day.
No sticky.
Console:
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CLEAR CONSOLE
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>>1237
yeah but first you have to pay 22 tokens to buy the 22Chan +Plus VIP CAT account
>>1250
It's not that expensive and it grants you access to all 22chan hidden boards.
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the Laughing Man Incident
It's quite simple really
>The 22chan empire moves to the real world
>Imperial decree mandates that everyone switch to the Niniban Calendar
>The Imperial Niniban Calendar pushes the year 0 back by 195 years for teh lulz
>2/22/2222 now falls on 2/22/2027
ezpzggnore
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>>1231
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call a temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal… Even in death I serve the Omnissiah.
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me lk
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>>1107
who is he staring at?
>>1445
a real cutie pie
>>1446
No he is staring at ur mom.
>>1107
Is he planning something? He is scary
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beware the eternal anglo
the men of old had established a covenant with the many angled one, for dominance and power over fellow men. for it is well known that angles do not occure naturally in nature. it was there mistake for now his domain is spreading. beware the angle, the corner, the wall, and that which should not exist in curved space.
>>1172
Can we stop the anglo? They seem liked they angled us and caught us off guard.
>>1173
there is no stopping what has already begun
>>1174
It is surely scary because idk the terror should be stopped.
Ah shit nigger yhou fell for the damn ppsyop. Where did the anglo come from, after everything is said and done? Hmmmm? If he is truly eternal, we must sniff deeeep and find that he is... the eternal Armenian!??!?!
>>1436
Those god damn armenians and their lovecraftian nightmares
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ON THE FIRST DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE SENT TO ME17 replies (and 4 file replies) omitted. Click here to view. (Bump Limit: 250)
>>1430
ur mom
ON THE TENTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE SENT TO ME
>>1432
A hairless kitten
ON THE ELEVENTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE SENT TO ME
the hair she shaved off of the kitten
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JOIN the Kool Kat Klub today!
WHY WE EXIST
Too many watermelon farms has been raided by those dang melon addicts, have no fear! the TRIPLE K GANG is here!
HOW TO ENTER
You must be a KOOL CAT
no otters
WHAT YOU GET
A spooky ghost costume (pic related, they fear ghosts)
A noose (you can swing for fun on those, and melon addicts hate fun) and a big cross to burn (they really hate fire, its too bright)
OK SO I GOT MY STUFF, WAT DO?
Go to your local melon farm and hang out, the farmers will appreciate your hard work!
>>1411
hmm, seems kinda otterish to me
>>1422
brown is only fur deep
>>1423
yeah but he has that otter gaze
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I AM A RACIST. I HATE RACING AND I HATE NASCAR, ESPECIALLY DRAG RACING. I DEMAND THAT THERE BE A WAR AGAINST RACING AKA A RACE WAR.6 replies (and 2 file replies) omitted. Click here to view. (Bump Limit: 250)
>>670
THEY WENT TO SPACE AND BECAME BIKER MICES!!!
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>>671
Biker mice better watch the fuck out, Vroom vroom motherfucker.
>>686
Shut up you angular ogre!
im so racist!⊙￣⊙
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they see me rollin
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>>1244
Only a dirty nigger would rebel against anti-nigger rhetoric
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>>1245
Sweet Sobek! The symptoms are more severe than I thought. Don't worry anon, you're in a safe space, we aren't your enemy. So, what did watermelon addicts done to you, when does it start?
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>>1245
only a shit deals in absolutes
>>1249
Hmmhmm... I see...
*write down things*
Earlier you mentioned the existence of "signs", relative to a certain picture...*flip pages*... named "1624817103866".
Tell me more about this picture you see, what it look like?
Can you copypaste it, to show us?
*remove glasses*
I regret to tell you this, Anon, but the fact is :
this picture doesn't exist. It never existed.
I understand your concern but I can reassure you, you are not the only one. Other patients and even myself had seen such pictures, posts, or even threads appearing and disappearing. It's perfectly normal down there, this phenomenon's called :
the "Jenkem syndrome".
You see, here in the /sewers/, a lot of shitposts congregate. A prolonged exposition to that nonsense distort the perception of the reality.
We don't know for sure what exactly cause this affliction, but don't worry, there's a remedy. It consists of lurking other boards for a reasonable amount of time, posting can help too. I suggest /yu/, it demonstrated the most efficient result so far. I hope this will get you back on track soon, we need people like you here.
>>1223
this is how the pioneers used to travel back in the day
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you must become lo whang
WHO WANT SOME WHANG
Well I fucking never. Can I get a source please? They bring a nice Japanese lady onto a boat to humiliate her, but why... what's the story?
>>397
You don't understand, The Japanese lady IS the neenja. That brave woman singing is bating the neenja to reveal her true form after all, neenjas are masters of deception.
>>454
Exactly, it is a tribute to Japanese women in general.
>>367https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZbK0_sSesw
