JOIN the Kool Kat Klub today!
WHY WE EXIST
Too many watermelon farms has been raided by those dang melon addicts, have no fear! the TRIPLE K GANG is here!
HOW TO ENTER
You must be a KOOL CAT
no otters
WHAT YOU GET
A spooky ghost costume (pic related, they fear ghosts)
A noose (you can swing for fun on those, and melon addicts hate fun) and a big cross to burn (they really hate fire, its too bright)
OK SO I GOT MY STUFF, WAT DO?
Go to your local melon farm and hang out, the farmers will appreciate your hard work!
Console:
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CLEAR CONSOLE
/sewers/ - Sewers
>>1411
hmm, seems kinda otterish to me
>>1422
brown is only fur deep
>>1423
yeah but he has that otter gaze
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I AM A RACIST. I HATE RACING AND I HATE NASCAR, ESPECIALLY DRAG RACING. I DEMAND THAT THERE BE A WAR AGAINST RACING AKA A RACE WAR.6 replies (and 2 file replies) omitted. Click here to view. (Bump Limit: 250)Edit
>>670
THEY WENT TO SPACE AND BECAME BIKER MICES!!!
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>>671
Biker mice better watch the fuck out, Vroom vroom motherfucker.
>>686
Shut up you angular ogre!
im so racist!⊙￣⊙
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they see me rollin
they hatin6 replies (and 8 file replies) omitted. Click here to view. (Bump Limit: 250)
>>1243
>>1244
Only a dirty nigger would rebel against anti-nigger rhetoric
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>>1245
Sweet Sobek! The symptoms are more severe than I thought. Don't worry anon, you're in a safe space, we aren't your enemy. So, what did watermelon addicts done to you, when does it start?
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>>1245
only a shit deals in absolutes
>>1249
Hmmhmm... I see...
*write down things*
Earlier you mentioned the existence of "signs", relative to a certain picture...*flip pages*... named "1624817103866".
Tell me more about this picture you see, what it look like?
Can you copypaste it, to show us?
*remove glasses*
I regret to tell you this, Anon, but the fact is :
this picture doesn't exist. It never existed.
I understand your concern but I can reassure you, you are not the only one. Other patients and even myself had seen such pictures, posts, or even threads appearing and disappearing. It's perfectly normal down there, this phenomenon's called :
the "Jenkem syndrome".
You see, here in the /sewers/, a lot of shitposts congregate. A prolonged exposition to that nonsense distort the perception of the reality.
We don't know for sure what exactly cause this affliction, but don't worry, there's a remedy. It consists of lurking other boards for a reasonable amount of time, posting can help too. I suggest /yu/, it demonstrated the most efficient result so far. I hope this will get you back on track soon, we need people like you here.
>>1223
this is how the pioneers used to travel back in the day
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Please explain how to be neenja, and/or attain neenja tier capability? Discuss further below5 replies omitted. Click here to view. (Bump Limit: 250)
you must become lo whang
WHO WANT SOME WHANG
Well I fucking never. Can I get a source please? They bring a nice Japanese lady onto a boat to humiliate her, but why... what's the story?
>>397
You don't understand, The Japanese lady IS the neenja. That brave woman singing is bating the neenja to reveal her true form after all, neenjas are masters of deception.
>>454
Exactly, it is a tribute to Japanese women in general.
>>367https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZbK0_sSesw
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guys how do you think, is this design stolen somehow?
>>3680
shit thread
trash thread
melon addict thread
>>1338
Melon addicts stole it and gave it to me!
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>>1338
The windmills pope says:
Give back your stolen windmills.
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>>1357
your mother
>>1358
I will be looking after your mom.
>>1362
this is good, for the penguin had consumed chiyo and if yukari didn't defend herself she would have been next.
I am back-
WHAT THE FUCK YOU NIGGERS CAN'T BEHAVE NO CHRISTMAS PRESENTS FOR YOU THIS YEAR!!!!! (｀Д´）
oh god please don't kick my ass
>>1340
>>1341
Oh shit, awesome. I'm so proud of being a human. Fuck yeah!!!!
>>1347
You are still sub FEATHERLESS BIPED
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>>1240
Dude what's your obsession with watermelon addicts, do you secretly want their large hadron collider? Seek help
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Yeah I see them the other day trying to steal the shadow of my ass, to make an ass buffet (box nood in their language).
They also steal various shadow of items for seasoning.
Hopefully box nood happens once a year so they should be quiet soon.
Happy box nood shadow people!
>>1232
I think you really need to read 'Alien Intrusion', 2nd edition, by Gary Bates (you really need the last chapter in the second edition). Have you noticed that with the explosion in the number of people carrying cameras there isn't an explosion in the number of 'sightings'?
Think of it as a massive psy-ops. In short, think deception.
>>1334
but what if he whispers sweet secrets in my ears?
>>1335
That doesn't happen. It's always deception. The most common statements are attempts to change our view of history, to enable some group to do to us what they want. There are no 'sweet secrets'.
Of course, you could be just having a nice dream.
