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This is my OC, Socio the Economics. He is representative of my many inner complexities. Be nice and DO NOT STEAL
>>987
Your secret is safely stolen by me.
Let's build sentences, one word at a time. I start:
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>>929
22chan anons just before they make a post.
>>942
here you see that life imitates art
a reenactment of creazione di adamo, by michelangelo.
you also see aspects of the roman catholic trinity, the father (man) the son (cat) and the holy spirit (burger).
the man who took this painting clearly had this intention in mind when this picture was taken, another aspect he brillantly showcases is is critque on modern society.
notice the pencil on the floor, the pencil represents the phallus, the masculine creative force which has been seemingly discarded.
now see the boxed game ingeniously placed above the cat, "quibble" or "an evasion of or shift from the point" and "a minor objection or criticism."
the cat, once a proud animal, the king of the jungle and a hunter has been "domesticated" and reduced in form and spirit, instead of hunting for meat to feed his family, he eats the burger, a soulless, synthetic meal. notice the mans hand, homosexual and abnormal with a weak grasp on the burger, as if willingly poisining the cat. look at the cats eye, a dark void, with a hunger that will never be satisfied.
look at the shoe, blackened and facing the right (the right being synonymous with chaos), for which we flee the world and spiritual needs to feed the hunger in us all instead of seeking enlightendment.
>>929
what's the secret:bricks
CLEARLY south park is an anime, Quick! Someone make a thread on /a/! The mods won't ban you, And why would i lie? After all, ANIME in JAPAN is called ANIMATION!!! ФωФ The filthy gajins lied again and ALTERED the TRUTH from you! The japanese dub is the TRUE and HONEST version and the only REAL way to EXPERIENCE south park!12 replies (and 3 file replies) omitted. Click here to view.
>>797
South Park is a masterful deconstruction of the Slice of Life genre, featuring a clever inversion of the CGDCT formula.
>>799
It captures the typical American life very well. I find season 3 episode 13 very relatable.
>>729
holy shit i think your right. its all making sense now.
>>958
Cats deserve to run the world and live long healthy lives.
It is the season to give thanks and buy stuff. I think we are missing out on one thing that we can't afford to miss. We need to honor the heroes of the sewer, particularly the gatorgang. Their heroic display when pizza was going to be dropped into the lava when the turtle gang was on a rampage is something worth praising. They also eat the trolls who make this site bad. I rest my case. Who are the heroes of Sewers?8 replies (and 2 file replies) omitted. Click here to view.
>>960
what happened to our hero spiderman? Spidergang needs him.
>>963
What did they do to deserve this?
>>966
But I thought sewers was all about peace and love rip gators :(.
Thank you moderators, my juice is fine now.6 replies (and 2 file replies) omitted. Click here to view.
>>811
wtf how
>>813
He stole your juice!
>>813
have u heard of the 22chan staff, its not a story the CATs would tell, its a gatorgang legend. some say that the 22chan staff are anonymous, so powerful and so retarded that they could use their modtools to unspill the juice and create OC
Now Mayushi will die, great job guys
PROPHECY- The Punishment Of Ottergang
"Ottergang has got to go, My son. It is evil. I will eradicate it from depths of the underground. Its OTTER leaders are evil; they want to destroy the fun and comfiness we are having. I will eradicate them. I will destroy them all. Ottergang, who is in hiding, will be eradicated from the face of /sewers/. I will destroy all who want to destroy this place we have spent so much time building over the years. Otters are evil. Expect them to never resurface again. Tell all that the game will soon end. I will depopulate them until these sewage tunnels are finally clean of their paws. They have to go. Tell all that they will fail in their attempt to start Gang War 2; I will drown them; they have got to go. A blight they are, destroying these sewers with anti-fun posting, instigation, and all manner of faggotry. The new technology A.S.K acquired will not go far; I will silence them. Their infiltration machines will fail their objectives; all the illegal works of A.S.K will fail. They give themselves unto the Melon Addiction; I will pull them under the current. Their whiskers will fail them in the end, fail to rescue them once Gatorgang and Spidergang unite. The CAT has spoken. Amen and amen. Distribute far and wide."
>>864
Well i tried telling this to a stray cat and he ran away from me real fast.
>>864
Can the royal imperial guards of CAT reverse this?
Gathered friends, listen again to our Legend of the 22CHANNEL.
Aye, Indeed. The bard often tells tales which often get forgotten, But as you know others take their tales to heart and recount them orally. Do you remember? The lore of /sewers/?
>It's was once that tye primordial gator roamed the surface, freely hunting 4 lulz and calling each other a fag, until they were cast from their homeland by masked heathens and left to wander a land changing too much for them to survive. After an endless pilgramige the gators met a wise cat who gave onto them a home, the wonderous sprawling sewers, with the condition that they slaughter all otter and carp who occupy the land.
Ideal isn't it? 'Tis no more then a tale to keep the hatchlings at peace, In a world filled with hope and dreams but as you know, Some stories are hidden, waiting in the deepest sewers to be found. But was it meant to be? Should the truth be known? What risk would it be to know how far the sewers reach? What is hiding in the deepest depths?
Do you remember, the 21st night of september? Thus was a day of pain and horror beyond imagining. Sewers, was once a proud community filled with Gators, known for funposting. And the Watermelon tribe, Famed farmers of melons.
Already persequted by invaders, Both civilisations attempted to barricade outsiders from the board. The wise cat betrayed them, For he had tasted the melon, He had become infected with AIDs and closed the pools of 22chan as a whole for good. (such is a story for another time) But you question his motive? Why? It has been fortold, by the ages and in song such as depeche modes "Barrel of a gun" (which is why one must remember to do a barrel roll) And the cursed ones whos names end with "oot" who partake in the taboo of faggotry and melon addiction. It has been fortold, And we did not listen. With sewers weakened, Infection spread. And then they came. Melon addicts, countless in numbers, Like an inferno. It could not be stopped, The gators have been weakened by invading carps, Previous waves of invading melon addicts, and sadily otters themselves. They had no strength to defend themselves or the board. Only few there where to fight. Others scattered to the winds, some hid and most died. With no ruler of 22, there was no hope. The farmers had to do it. They had sacrificed the holy of holies. The GigaMelon. Of girth and size one cannot fathom without partaking in madness. It was launched, and dropped resulting in the death of all farmers. All that is remembered of the farmers is the death song of the last melon farmer he hummed before the light fled from his eyes. He wanted us to remember this tragedy, who had caused it, and who had died so that sewers as a whole could live. https://youtube.com/watch?v=FmCHUMGxC4I [Play]
Perhaps there are more farmers out there, in the deepest depths, One can only hope but remember the 21st night of september. Melon addicts.
And there it is, in this desolated landscape, I tell you tales of fame and fortune, Of betrayal and hope. This is why we are here now, lad. This is how the CAT ★ STAR. This is how the 'Don clawed his way to the top of the wreckage. This is how the cube returned, and how rigasaurus rex challanged him to death. One cannot know how this tragity affected the other boards, I am affluent of sewers alone. Perhaps that is my weakness.5 replies (and 2 file replies) omitted. Click here to view.
>>808
ill slap ur melons
>>817
>Wonder if they've got real life friends
fuck I forgot about that part