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If you question remains unheard; Would you whisper to the Worms?Edit
>>1044
the terms are long, the price is steep. would it be worth the secrets they keep?
And should they start to writhe and twist, would you search for their Eucharist?
>>1044
Some things are too good for the worms. What is in it for me OP?
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this chimken6 replies (and 1 file replies) omitted. Click here to view. (Bump Limit: 250)
>>479
Because OP is physicist
>>479
Chicken was in the breadpan, picking out dough.
sphere is holy, spehere is good. do not talk of cubes for they are forbidden.
>>673
chicken needs slim down for summer.
>>1041
do not speak of such blasphemy, he must be round for it is ordained
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Paul clenched his left hand into a fist as the burning sensation increased in the other hand. It mounted slowly: heat upon heat upon heat ... upon heat. He felt the fingernails of his free hand biting the palm. He tried to flex the fingers of the burning hand, but couldn't move them. "It burns," he whispered. "Silence!" Pain throbbed up his arm. Sweat stood out on his forehead. Every fiber cried out to withdraw the hand from that burning pit ... but ... the gom jabbar. Without turning his head, he tried to move his eyes to see that terrible needle poised beside his neck. He sensed that he was breathing in gasps, tried to slow his breaths and couldn't. Pain! His world emptied of everything except that hand immersed in agony, the ancient face inches away staring at him. His lips were so dry he had difficulty separating them. The burning! The burning! He thought he could feel skin curling black on that agonized hand, the flesh crisping and dropping away until only charred bones remained. It stopped! As though a switch had been turned off, the pain stopped. Paul felt his right arm trembling, felt sweat bathing his body.
beware!
the gator of truth, for he bites the hand of liars. for how is one to detect melon addicts? an investi-gator? wrong. they are only good for investing finances.
smoothe glide easy slime ANGERED ALL THE TIME by mimes and limes that love to be bribed
anong
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DUMMY DUST
VIRGIN EARS 2028
ANONYMOUS
Round and round the rainbow beckons
harken to the call? we reckon!
slangalangoranguntangled
reptillian humanoids, star spangled
big man say so; no more here, tho
billy's got it ear to ear, so
no where journey what I's thinking
calling out: my heart is sinking
then again, where's wayward wesley?
hell's a poppin, hot and messy
planar origami got'em
pale and thin and at the bottom
sort of for a second saw it
can't describe just what to call it
damn sure half the country's on it
rubber bones and fractal vomit
star dust, puzzle dust, dummy dust
first one's free
puzzle dust, star dust, dummy dust
taste and see
star dust, puzzle dust, dummy dust
come with me
puzzle dust, star dust, dummy dust
1,2,3
Oh
out on the road ways razzle dazzle
sparkling keys to gemstone castles
"maybe sunday?" said bojangles
asked around- he's got the angles
he was outrage: dubs and pretense
jocular jesting and angular nonsense
has all of the answers but doesn't make much sense
with binary art prints and nag champa incense
gazing at dandelions just how she'd reasoned
a lot or a little was hardly a treason
he waited sedated for six thousand seasons
no one was writing, the bumblebees freezing
guess nobody warned them, perhaps, of the gravity
the gravy of angels gave my brain a cavity
looking for heaven between the calamity
i know that i failed you, & know you're still mad at me
star dust, puzzle dust, dummy dust
first one's free
puzzle dust, star dust, dummy dust
taste and see
star dust, puzzle dust, dummy dust
come with me
puzzle dust, star dust, dummy dust
1,2,3..
nobody nowhere never meant nothing to
nobody nowhere never meant nothing to
nobody nowhere never meant nothing to
to me, to me!
nobody nowhere never meant nothing to
nobody nowhere never meant nothing to
nobody nowhere never meant nothing to
to me, to me!
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Very interesting poem, is it original? The only information I can find looking for it is that it was posted to guro and then tinychan after it was posted here, all within 8 minutes. Those other two versions use the line "jocular jesting and magnanimous nonsense," and the tinychan version was a reply in an unrelated thread instead of a thread on its own and had no image. the guro version had this pic. Nobody replied to it anywhere, which is a crying shame because it's very cool.
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Some of you guys are alright. Don't come to \sewers\ tomorrow.
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>>861
its so over
>>862
>>857
Is it safe now?
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Rad levels have dropped to negligible levels. Much chemical pollution remains, that'll take a while to clear out. Do not disturb the debris. Extended visits and travel without protective gear is inadvisable.
>>1002
sounds like you gotta raise the RAD, quick! someone do a kickflip or something idk.
This is my OC, Socio the Economics. He is representative of my many inner complexities. Be nice and DO NOT STEAL
>>987
Your secret is safely stolen by me.
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>>929
22chan anons just before they make a post.
>>942
here you see that life imitates art
a reenactment of creazione di adamo, by michelangelo.
you also see aspects of the roman catholic trinity, the father (man) the son (cat) and the holy spirit (burger).
the man who took this painting clearly had this intention in mind when this picture was taken, another aspect he brillantly showcases is is critque on modern society.
notice the pencil on the floor, the pencil represents the phallus, the masculine creative force which has been seemingly discarded.
now see the boxed game ingeniously placed above the cat, "quibble" or "an evasion of or shift from the point" and "a minor objection or criticism."
the cat, once a proud animal, the king of the jungle and a hunter has been "domesticated" and reduced in form and spirit, instead of hunting for meat to feed his family, he eats the burger, a soulless, synthetic meal. notice the mans hand, homosexual and abnormal with a weak grasp on the burger, as if willingly poisining the cat. look at the cats eye, a dark void, with a hunger that will never be satisfied.
look at the shoe, blackened and facing the right (the right being synonymous with chaos), for which we flee the world and spiritual needs to feed the hunger in us all instead of seeking enlightendment.
>>929
what's the secret:bricks
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It is the season to give thanks and buy stuff. I think we are missing out on one thing that we can't afford to miss. We need to honor the heroes of the sewer, particularly the gatorgang. Their heroic display when pizza was going to be dropped into the lava when the turtle gang was on a rampage is something worth praising. They also eat the trolls who make this site bad. I rest my case. Who are the heroes of Sewers?3 replies (and 2 file replies) omitted. Click here to view. (Bump Limit: 250)
>>960
what happened to our hero spiderman? Spidergang needs him.
>>963
What did they do to deserve this?
>>966
But I thought sewers was all about peace and love rip gators :(.
