STOP RIGHT THERE!
Thought you could speed through /all/ again just because I wasn't around? Think again.
Pay this bread a post, or serve your long-awaited sentence.
STOP RIGHT THERE!
Thought you could speed through /all/ again just because I wasn't around? Think again.
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>>1330
HAHA
I'm phoneposting and no one can stop me!
>>1368
Are you KIDDING me right now?
Like, seriously, is this a joke?
ARE YOU ACTUALLY FOR FUCKING REAL?
PHONEPOSTING WAS, IS, AND ALWAYS WILL BE ILLEGAL!
ENJOY YOUR BAN LOSER. GET HIM GIRLS!!!
>>1373
HAHA
you'll never get me alive!
I'm even violating gravity's law right now, look at this pic I took with my PHONE while driving!
HAHA, OH WAIT SHI-
/all/ hoverboard police, we came as fast as we could!
>>1385
The police hoverboard was ineffective. Use the police smartcar next time.
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>>1066
What the fuck? Is he a time traveler?
>>1425
That must be what rigasaurus has been up to. I wonder when he will return to us?
>>1066
His name suggested he was a Latvian national, but this reveals that not only is he Turkish but it seems likely that he played some part in the Armenian genocide. His disguise has been fallen. I cannot believe that Rigasaurus, OUR Rigasaurus, would do this. For shame.
>>1484
He was framed! Rigasaurus is a real American!
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The local stray cats are clearly spying on me, they always sit there and look at me. Clearly they are planning something.
>>1475
Then i go outside and they walk away but before they leave they take one last look at me, it's proof of something.
>>1476
Do you think it is just cats or is there another faction involved?
>>1477
It could be a faction, maybe a CIA covert cell, i've seen them together clearly discussing something. I think that guy was right maybe they came from LA and they want to infect me with covid via 5G wifi.
>>1478
I wonder what the cats get from this deal.
The internet isn't a digital information highway, the Internet is not something that you just dump something on. It's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes.
A not very wide known fact is that in the early days of the internet the tubes were often infested with rats, and so the developers would bring in cats to deal with the problem. That's why they are so popular on the internet as a matter of fact; it used to be just a matter of hygiene and politeness to post a cat on whatever forum you visited to scare away the rats, like you wipe your shoes before entering someone's home. Nowadays people forget the original purpose of cat pics, but the feeling of appreciation and gratitude for those images has not changed
>>1465
And the reason why the internet is slow for some people is because the cats are in the tubes, without a care in the world. If we get the cats out of the tubes then we make the internet faster.
>>1464
>>1466
That is what ur mom said to your dad however many years ago. I think it is important to realize life isn't what it seems things can go down the tubes fast, so be careful.
Keep this bread alive until 2/22/2222, it will be THE day.
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>>1237
yeah but first you have to pay 22 tokens to buy the 22Chan +Plus VIP CAT account
>>1250
It's not that expensive and it grants you access to all 22chan hidden boards.
00 DAYS:00 HRS:00 MIN:00 SEC
the Laughing Man Incident
It's quite simple really
>The 22chan empire moves to the real world
>Imperial decree mandates that everyone switch to the Niniban Calendar
>The Imperial Niniban Calendar pushes the year 0 back by 195 years for teh lulz
>2/22/2222 now falls on 2/22/2027
ezpzggnore
>>1231
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call a temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal… Even in death I serve the Omnissiah.
We describe poorly a movie, series, book, or anime and others try to figure out what it is. I start with an easy one: a teenager transform into a giant blob after a motorcycle accident.14 replies (and 1 file replies) omitted. Click here to view. (Bump Limit: 250)
>>1144
Super 8?
A wannabe king travel on coconut to find a cup.
>>1452
Dune
>>1452
Dragon Quest or Naruto.
>>1452
Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
Institutionalized German man hates his doctor, talks shit behind his back
1) A color becomes a mass destruction weapon.
2) A family buy a non-euclidian house.
3) Unfathomable amount of drugs (and bats) in a desert.
me lk
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>>1107
who is he staring at?
>>1445
a real cutie pie
>>1446
No he is staring at ur mom.
>>1107
Is he planning something? He is scary