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>>1308
skittles for him?Oracle says: Try Again
>>1309
skittles for me?Oracle says: Yes, definitely
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>>1308
hell yeah no skittles for you, only for me because oracle said so!!!!!!!!!!
>>1311 I thought that was a cat cosplaying as Chen for a moment.
>>1314
just wan 2 snake my head
can u pray the hot gator
i just wanna stop my fate
can you beat the fat doves
i just want to hate my ship
can you praise the fat base
i just wanna grab my heads
can u sing a new song fur me
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One two
One two RE-TARD
I just wanna shake baguette
Can you bring the hot ketchup
I just wanna stuff my face
Can you piss down pajamas
I just wanna shake my kid
Can you press the fami disks
I just wanna grab my house
Can you see Gavin Newsom for me
1:12
Loser otaku open the door and saddened
Nande o pantsu ga shinjiru
SPARKLING (✧・ω・) LOSER
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You can'tPROOOOOOVE that image boards are real, so why should I believe YOU????!?!?!?!?!!!! :]
every board is a cat board, every thread is a cat thread, every post is a cat post, every image is a cat image. there are no exceptions.
>>1292
This board is a cat supremacist board.
>>1301
But are there any rules for each board? Are there certain types of cats that go with certain boards?
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GATORGANG GATORGANG GATORGANG GATORGANG GATORGANG GATORGANG GATORGANG GATORGANG GATORGANG GATORGANG GATORGANG GATORGANG GATORGANG GATORGANG GATORGANG GATORGANG GATORGANG GATORGANG GATORGANG GATORGANG GATORGANG GATORGANG22 replies (and 6 file replies) omitted. Click here to view.
>>1277
"Jogger" I thought he was going to be a watermelon addict...
>>1277
Were they hungry?
>>1279
for melonsOracle says: Probably
>>1280
Melons gets you hooked quickly, so it is inclusive to know if they are hungry.
>>1269
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
(Me)
>>1271 (You)
>>1272
What? Impossible. I'm afraid you've mistaken me for (Someone else)
>>1273
I am you!!!
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they see me rollin
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>>1243
>>1244
Only a dirty nigger would rebel against anti-nigger rhetoric
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>>1245
Sweet Sobek! The symptoms are more severe than I thought. Don't worry anon, you're in a safe space, we aren't your enemy. So, what did watermelon addicts done to you, when does it start?
>>1249
Hmmhmm... I see...
*write down things*
Earlier you mentioned the existence of "signs", relative to a certain picture...*flip pages*... named "1624817103866".
Tell me more about this picture you see, what it look like?
Can you copypaste it, to show us?
*remove glasses*
I regret to tell you this, Anon, but the fact is :
this picture doesn't exist. It never existed.
I understand your concern but I can reassure you, you are not the only one. Other patients and even myself had seen such pictures, posts, or even threads appearing and disappearing. It's perfectly normal down there, this phenomenon's called :
the "Jenkem syndrome".
You see, here in the /sewers/, a lot of shitposts congregate. A prolonged exposition to that nonsense distort the perception of the reality.
We don't know for sure what exactly cause this affliction, but don't worry, there's a remedy. It consists of lurking other boards for a reasonable amount of time, posting can help too. I suggest /yu/, it demonstrated the most efficient result so far. I hope this will get you back on track soon, we need people like you here.
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Keep this bread alive until 2/22/2222, it will be THE day.
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Do you think we have a better chance of surviving to the day if we build a spaceship that travels to speeds close to the speed of light slowing down time for the people inside it or by becoming medical researchers and prolonging life to 200+ years?
>>1228
I prefer the "download your brain into android" option
>>1228
Don't worry being logged into 22chan will protect you.
>>1237
yeah but first you have to pay 22 tokens to buy the 22Chan +Plus VIP CAT account
>>1250
It's not that expensive and it grants you access to all 22chan hidden boards.
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Sir, how's your mother, the Yamashiro (battleship)
Big cute cancer!
Hunger!
Natto money, High gym, NASA, yo!
I buy sausage,
Saw ya pretty the other day, chu♥
Rapping go, the same school
Darn furry, take a train, boo!
Kombucha? yeah, ketchup!
Some toe jams on release day!
A stew (No!) A stew (No!)
No calamari, darling, darling please!!!!
None could a do, none to tear, Iced tea rules
A hiccup, gotcha, you run boom!
Hey a meatball, goal test ball
Icing Boeing (BCA) Curry is a nice eye!
BAYONETTA, I see no hotel card, eh?
Available? Surrender! Onion nyuugaaah!
Android ｷﾀ―――(ﾟ∀ﾟ)―――― !! A tashty cake?!
Don't go to Haruhi, pedo! Call 9-9-1
Right Pan: (Gondor, hey, a tashty 10 scoop gives you estate aura)
Left Pan: (Cola... Innocent, innocent, none then why, cuckoo, desk car?)
Right Pan: (A rat named, damn, Hideaki Anno high as fuck!)
Left Pan: (Are you ready, Dante? ... Kawaii!)
BAM-BAM o' Gundam!
NASCAR, Sherry, why?
W-LAN Klans gator!
LOOK UP Sensei's shlong -> WHY?!
Sound the gong, PEW-PEW stop access!
Don't stop there lucky master
Oozing all over me like a Cinderella!
Only thirteen, go say boning, why, rats chew? you know what a tashty To Heart 2
Say, roar! Fuck u darker than death, ketchup toyota -a-a-a-a
Guess to you, Obi-wan toe licking game UI reload askew, yo!
That's cool, cool guy, pick me no deuce, when we die!
Hairpin, son of a bitch!
So rude, made to choose to die, yarn!
Gone by tea (Yay!) High hit it (Yay!)
My daring, daring prince!~
