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THERE ARE TWO GANGS, AMMER AND PMMER
WHICH ONE YOU JOINING

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all pmmers are stupid and dumb

>>1655
All Ammers have bug eyes and sloped heads

>>1656
I'll HIT YOU HARDER THAN YOUR FATHER DID!

Ammers are the kinds of people to put the peanut butter knife in the jelly jar when they're making a sandwich so it get little shit flecks of peanut butter in the jelly.

pmmers are the type to eat spaghetti with a spoon!

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Next time, hundrets of, next time.

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Here's a guy that's got it all figured out

(You) (You) Sat 21/09/2024 9:11:17 PM 9 months ago

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(You)

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>>1272
What? Impossible. I'm afraid you've mistaken me for (Someone else)

>>1273
I am you!!!

>>1276
And you are me.

>>1647
NO I AM ME!

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I'm confused again. Am I here? Or am I there? Over there, I'm everywhere. I know that. I'm connected there, after all. Right? But where is the real me? Oh, right. There is no real me. I only exist inside those people who are aware of my existence. But this me that's talking right now... It's me, isn't it? This me that's talking... This me... Who is it?

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Based Chiyo

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ZESTY PENILE JAMBALAYA

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CHRISTLIKE FIGURE RETURNS FROM DOWN UNDER

>>1140
CANT YOU HEAR
CANT YOU HEAR THAT THUNDER
YOU BETTER RUN
YOU BETTER TAKE COVER

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FELLOWSHIP OF THE FLING

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true...

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THE FELINE PHENOTYPE

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CLEARLY south park is an anime, Quick! Someone make a thread on /a/! The mods won't ban you, And why would i lie? After all, ANIME in JAPAN is called ANIMATION!!! ФωФ The filthy gajins lied again and ALTERED the TRUTH from you! The japanese dub is the TRUE and HONEST version and the only REAL way to EXPERIENCE south park!

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>>729
holy shit i think your right. its all making sense now.

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>>709
They dont want you to know the truth

>>958
Cats deserve to run the world and live long healthy lives.

>>698
https://youtube.com/watch?v=1UW4-O8OT7A [Play]

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>>729
>>958
So, if i buy a cat that means i get to have my own anime waifu, in real life? Can a cat owner confirm this for me? Are they tsundere?

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22chan's new livechan is so Awesome! But I am afraid that some people who don't open the homepage might miss it.. So I came up with a stylish design to integrate it with the rest of the website! I think it will drive engagement upwards and help our users orient themselves. That window should reopen itself spontaneously every 15 seconds, so people never loose the ability to join in on the conversation. What do you think?

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This, but i need the entire page to flash every second to visibly show updates because i do not know if livechan is live or not. It must strobe.

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The internet isn't a digital information highway, the Internet is not something that you just dump something on. It's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes.

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What would happen if i slid into the tube? Where would i go?

>>1618
Area 51

I'M GONNA STICK MY DICK IN THE TUBE!!!
I'M GONNA STICK MY DICK IN THE TUBE!!!!!

>>1622
you CANT THERES CATS IN THERE

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>I'M GONNA STICK MY DICK IN THE TUBE!!!!!

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Spidergang They have forgotten us, That was their mistake, For we have weaved the biggest web.

I wanna be a CAT STAR★
What's with these gators you've always been crazy about?
Unending laughter CAT STAR★ I'll spread my arms wide and
⊂二二二（　＾ω＾）二⊃ (Whoosh!) Just for you

The joy of finding a good post, and the loneliness of seeing a shitty post
Together hands united as we enter and the watermelon addict starts running
I can fly in the sky ⊂二二二（　＾ω＾）二⊃ (Whoosh!) Even though I'm on a board full of NEETs
If only I can make CATTER smile, I will give it a try!

The moment I first posted on the thread
SPIDER★ quickly imposed a restriction that only applied to me

the hidden quality gem beneath the dump
If a thread's important to you, then maintain it

I wanna be a CAT STAR★ Why are you always crazy for these gators?
Extremely grossed out CAT STAR★ I'll spread my arms wide and
⊂二二二（　＾ω＾）二⊃ (Whoosh!) Just for you

I wanna be a CAT STAR★ I will hug you tightly until you finish crying lololol
Can't stop laughing CAT STAR★ Let me grasp... haha Uha... lolol OK... hahaha
I'll post it just for you!

Chiruno >It's been 4 days since 9/9
>Not a single Cirno post

tell me your favourite joke 22chan :)

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Post funny hamsters

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1qILv7Jp98 [Play]
https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm6216346 [Play]

2023 22chan Presents

*TOILET FLUSH* *THREAD MOVING SUCCESS*
*TOILET FLUSH* *THREAD MOVING SUCCESS*
*TOILET FLUSH* *THREAD MOVING SUCCESS*
*TOILET FLUSH* *THREAD MOVING SUCCESS*

/sewers/@と★ (SHIT!)
/sewers/@と★ (DUDE!)
/sewers/@と★ (FUCK!)
/sewers/@と★ (SEWERS!)
/sewers/@と★ (BAN!)
/sewers/@と★ (GAY!)
/sewers/@と★ (ONE CHAN!)
@twentytwo

*BANHAMMER* *BANHAMMER* *BANHAMMER* *FLUSH*

The toughest toilet break I've ever had
There's no way to stop now (SHITPOST☆)
Even though it's a little slow here
Making more substandard posts will increase the speed, right?
(Resupply complete!)

Whenever a low quality post is made and Spider is called in
A gat-ga-ga-ga-gator suddenly comes out
Nicatating membrane, rounded snout, and conical shaped teeth (SE-SEWERS!)
Touch it and suddenly like a large hadron collider, how magical
(Nevermind that just put your arm inside) *SPLATTER* (,,ﾟ Д ﾟ)AHHHHHHH!
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⊂二二二（　＾ω＾）二⊃
Gator Gatorgang〜 and Sewers@と★
The alligator that surfaced in this place
Is an appearance of the beginning of loathement
Low quality, ex falso quodlibet, and run for your life (BAN☆)
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⊂二二二（　＾ω＾）二⊃
Gator Gatorgang〜 and Sewers@と★
Such a barrage of troubling alligators
Call Spider and laugh at their violent break down
Longer! Closer! Give them more of your hatred! (VERMIN!)
Roughen them up some more! (OBNOXIOUS!)
Laugh at them some more! (CONTAINMENT BREACH!)

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⊂二二二（　＾ω＾）二⊃
Gator Gatorgang〜 and Sewers@と★
This place is becoming somewhat of a shit hole
Wouldn't it be nice if GATOR just stayed in SEWER
Ah! It's overflowing! (NO~!)
Such a disgusting feeling! (NO~!)
Will it not be stopped!? (NO~!)
One more time! (NO~!)
We're not done yet! (NO~!)
If you don't hurry (NO~!) I'm gonna kick your ass!

/sewers/@twentytwo!

Gator, gator shut your mouth https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm12294498 [Play]

Gator, gator shut your mouth!
Gator, gator shut your mouth!
Gator, gator shut your mouth!
Gator, gator shut your mouth!
Gator, gator shut your mouth!
Gator, gator shut your mouth!
Gator, gator shut your mouth!
Gator, gator shut your mouth!

I forgot to shitpost out of containment today (Gator, gator shut your mouth!)

I'm going to draw poorly on purpose (Gator, gator shut your mouth!)

It's a bit slow here so why not speed it up a notch? (Gator, gator shut your mouth!)

A reaction image has never hurt anybody (Gator, gator shut your mouth!)

You sound extremely pretentious (Gator, gator shut your mouth!)

Why are you putting effort into something? (Gator, gator shut your mouth!)

You should have at least moved my thread (Gator, gator shut your mouth!)

Why aren't more people posting on /sewers/? (Gator, gator shut your mouth!)

Why do GATORs always have to be so annoying
Always trying to get me to drop my standards
GATORs can complain all you want
But don't come crying when the BAN does not expire
You never care for how much effort was put into a thread
That's fine as long as all GATORs are all satisifed
Congratulations on your 100th low effort post!
GATORs what am I to you?

Gator, gator shut your mouth!
Gator, gator shut your mouth!
Gator, gator shut your mouth!
Gator, gator shut your mouth!
Gator, gator shut your mouth!
Gator, gator shut your mouth!
Gator, gator shut your mouth!
Gator, gator shut your mouth!

CAT★STAR? lololol you have to be at least 18 to post here (Gator, gator shut your mouth!)

I prefer dogs after all (Gator, gator shut your mouth!)

I have no plans on lurking here (Gator, gator shut your mouth!)

Wasn't it you who invited us here though? (Gator, gator shut your mouth!)

Spider has broken something again? lololol (Gator, gator shut your mouth!)

We never went so deep before, what will we find here? (Gator, gator shut your mouth!)

I'll put all of my free time as a gatorNEET into shitposting instead (Gator, gator shut your mouth!)

All of your culture comes from /sewers/ after all (Gator, gator shut your mouth!)

it's okay for GATORs to bitch and moan all they want about post deletion
I'm just so disappointed how they treat this place the same as everywhere else
All GATORs crying and turning red at every little thing
You are so very perfect, I presume?
GATORs want to be reassured and treated kindly by everyone
But are not willing to put any effort into it
I'll treat GATORs that way, the way GATORs want it
Though it'll just be superficial and insincere! (BAN☆)

Why do GATORs always have to be so annoying
Complaining always behind my back
GATORs write it down in your diary
You miserable, pitiful, angry bunch
I get what GATORs are trying to say
But if GATORs say it, it's out of the question
Sure, GATORs wouldn't know
At least I'm a human being

Gator, gator shut your mouth!
Gator, gator shut your mouth!
Gator, gator shut your mouth!
Gator, gator shut your mouth!
Gator, gator shut your mouth!
Gator, gator shut your mouth!
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Gator, gator shut your mouth!
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Gator, gator shut your mouth!

ring ring ring thread Doeth thou hear the tolling of the bell? doeth thou hear the yowling of he who rides the bike? and i looked and behold! a pale cat and his name is the snatcher. Misbehave and he wilt drag thou to /sewers/ and thou shall become gator bait. So far he had claimed two poor souls, he has only 20 left to meet his quota.

Well fellas, it's June 1st. You know what that means, it's pride month! This board is something I'm very proud of, and so I made this pride art because I am PROUDE TO BE A BIG FAT, GREEN ALLIGATOR!!!!!

null >grew up in bilingual situation
>Both parents fluent spanish speakers, mexican friends, went to spanish church
>never learned spanish because child me had more important shit to do, didn't even learn how to roll the r
>years later, discover anime
>going down the rabbithole, turning into weeb supreme
>one day alone in my car, try to imitate Hojo Satoko's laugh from Higurashi on impulse
>perfect fucking grito, first try
>sound like a mariachi man
>wtf
years later
>in a bad place
>have to listen to cringey weeb asmr to go to sleep
>pink hair cosplay lady purrs into the mic
>something clicks in my brain, instantly know precisely what she did with her throat
>next morning roll my first r without even trying
more recently
>drunk on youtube
>recommendations throw a string of anime memes at me
>many are in the spanish language, Rei Chiquita and the like
>accidentally start learning the language
What is happening to me

Jokes thread I'm gonna mobilize some laughs with just one call....
what's the difference between jump rope and pea soup?
anyone can jump rope, but nobody can pee soup!!

The Game Wait a minute, where's the test thread? Whatever, I'll make my own
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a cow in its natural environment

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