STOP RIGHT THERE!
Thought you could speed through /all/ again just because I wasn't around? Think again.
Pay this bread a post, or serve your long-awaited sentence.
STOP RIGHT THERE!
Thought you could speed through /all/ again just because I wasn't around? Think again.
Pay this bread a post, or serve your long-awaited sentence.8 replies (and 7 file replies) omitted. Click here to view. (Bump Limit: 250)
>>1330
HAHA
I'm phoneposting and no one can stop me!
>>1368
Are you KIDDING me right now?
Like, seriously, is this a joke?
ARE YOU ACTUALLY FOR FUCKING REAL?
PHONEPOSTING WAS, IS, AND ALWAYS WILL BE ILLEGAL!
ENJOY YOUR BAN LOSER. GET HIM GIRLS!!!
>>1373
HAHA
you'll never get me alive!
I'm even violating gravity's law right now, look at this pic I took with my PHONE while driving!
HAHA, OH WAIT SHI-
/all/ hoverboard police, we came as fast as we could!
>>1385
The police hoverboard was ineffective. Use the police smartcar next time.
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>>1066
What the fuck? Is he a time traveler?
>>1425
That must be what rigasaurus has been up to. I wonder when he will return to us?
>>1066
His name suggested he was a Latvian national, but this reveals that not only is he Turkish but it seems likely that he played some part in the Armenian genocide. His disguise has been fallen. I cannot believe that Rigasaurus, OUR Rigasaurus, would do this. For shame.
>>1484
He was framed! Rigasaurus is a real American!
Keep this bread alive until 2/22/2222, it will be THE day.
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>>1237
yeah but first you have to pay 22 tokens to buy the 22Chan +Plus VIP CAT account
>>1250
It's not that expensive and it grants you access to all 22chan hidden boards.
00 DAYS:00 HRS:00 MIN:00 SEC
the Laughing Man Incident
It's quite simple really
>The 22chan empire moves to the real world
>Imperial decree mandates that everyone switch to the Niniban Calendar
>The Imperial Niniban Calendar pushes the year 0 back by 195 years for teh lulz
>2/22/2222 now falls on 2/22/2027
ezpzggnore
>>1231
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call a temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal… Even in death I serve the Omnissiah.
me lk
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>>1107
who is he staring at?
>>1445
a real cutie pie
>>1446
No he is staring at ur mom.
>>1107
Is he planning something? He is scary
beware the eternal anglo
the men of old had established a covenant with the many angled one, for dominance and power over fellow men. for it is well known that angles do not occure naturally in nature. it was there mistake for now his domain is spreading. beware the angle, the corner, the wall, and that which should not exist in curved space.5 replies (and 2 file replies) omitted. Click here to view. (Bump Limit: 250)
>>1172
Can we stop the anglo? They seem liked they angled us and caught us off guard.
>>1173
there is no stopping what has already begun
>>1174
It is surely scary because idk the terror should be stopped.
Ah shit nigger yhou fell for the damn ppsyop. Where did the anglo come from, after everything is said and done? Hmmmm? If he is truly eternal, we must sniff deeeep and find that he is... the eternal Armenian!??!?!
>>1436
Those god damn armenians and their lovecraftian nightmares
ON THE FIRST DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE SENT TO ME22 replies (and 4 file replies) omitted. Click here to view. (Bump Limit: 250)
>>1430
ur mom
ON THE TENTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE SENT TO ME
>>1432
A hairless kitten
ON THE ELEVENTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE SENT TO ME
the hair she shaved off of the kitten
JOIN the Kool Kat Klub today!
WHY WE EXIST
Too many watermelon farms has been raided by those dang melon addicts, have no fear! the TRIPLE K GANG is here!
HOW TO ENTER
You must be a KOOL CAT
no otters
WHAT YOU GET
A spooky ghost costume (pic related, they fear ghosts)
A noose (you can swing for fun on those, and melon addicts hate fun) and a big cross to burn (they really hate fire, its too bright)
OK SO I GOT MY STUFF, WAT DO?
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>>1411
hmm, seems kinda otterish to me
>>1422
brown is only fur deep
>>1423
yeah but he has that otter gaze