dear liberals, how can you be woke if i eat your skin? checkmate. you're are largics is fallacies!
>>1593
My lurking is phallus?
im scared, all the twenty two years ive posted here on the imageboard twenty two chan, board "sewers", i didnt know we where exclusively on the dark web
what do?
>>1559
You take an elevator to the highest floor of the building and open 22chan. After that you scream your device to demystify the website
>>1560
Go to the 22nd floor as well and once you are done screaming post moar.
Legend says that if at 22:22, you go to the bathroom, turn off the lights and stare at the mirror, then say 22 times:
>mirror mirror on the wall, what's the comfyest chan of them all
Then absolutely nothing will happen and you'll look like a buffoon
>>1564
Yeah, because you didn't you tap your feet twenty two times. You didn't pet a cat twenty two times. You also need twenty two bottle caps. Oracle will know what you need in addition.
>>1565
Shit! I knew I had forgotten something
Some people go senile, But what about the people that go penile?
My grandfather went penile as he got older. It was really hard on my grandma. She even called him a pain in the ass once!
>>874
They get stuck in the Nile river and have to go pee in the nile hence penile.
>>1072
yeah but you forgot about peter nile, p. nile for short. where does he fit in?
penile code? penile law?
me irl
I think we are all going to make it if we believe!
the COMMISSIONERS OF SEWERS are already operative:
often they have a badge of GALDRUX: https://media.giphy.com/media/qs2OpzEKNqtF7D36td/giphy.gif
>>1537
me on the left
>>1545
What were you doing in the photo? You look quite sinister.
>>1546
doing your mother
>>1547
nuh uh my mother was feeding the poor children. you don't look like a children.
STOP RIGHT THERE!
Thought you could speed through /all/ again just because I wasn't around? Think again.
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>>1330
HAHA
I'm phoneposting and no one can stop me!
>>1368
Are you KIDDING me right now?
Like, seriously, is this a joke?
ARE YOU ACTUALLY FOR FUCKING REAL?
PHONEPOSTING WAS, IS, AND ALWAYS WILL BE ILLEGAL!
ENJOY YOUR BAN LOSER. GET HIM GIRLS!!!
>>1373
HAHA
you'll never get me alive!
I'm even violating gravity's law right now, look at this pic I took with my PHONE while driving!
HAHA, OH WAIT SHI-
/all/ hoverboard police, we came as fast as we could!
>>1385
The police hoverboard was ineffective. Use the police smartcar next time.
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>>1066
What the fuck? Is he a time traveler?
>>1425
That must be what rigasaurus has been up to. I wonder when he will return to us?
>>1066
His name suggested he was a Latvian national, but this reveals that not only is he Turkish but it seems likely that he played some part in the Armenian genocide. His disguise has been fallen. I cannot believe that Rigasaurus, OUR Rigasaurus, would do this. For shame.
>>1484
He was framed! Rigasaurus is a real American!