>>4028
cottage cheese, i can say it's not gross at all.

>>4035
i forgot to add the others: raw milk, almonds, mixed berries which are, blueberries, raspberries, cherries, peaches, small amounts of leafy greens, some cranberries, you have to find the balance between sweet, sour, bitter. also keifer or yoghurt.

>>2838
Good shit anon. Gonna use it as inspiration for my own creative works.

>>2838
>The beastie is not something that exists in the physical sense. It has no body, no ears, it does not give chase. Rather, it is a virus of conception.
part of my problem is like with dead space and alien, is after you know of the threat, it stops becoming scary.
what you dont know and dont understand and arent even shown is more terrifying then any monster in any movie.
the usage of the supernatural can only affect those who believe or those who are religious, this is where cosmicism anx cosmic horror comes in because honestly you can read whatever book and still would not reach any sort of understanding of the threat since it is beyond the written word. one may see similarities between what they know (as am example one might conclude cosmic horror beastie is similar to a demon) but even then it is still beyond their woldview.
also, it is much more tolerable and in a way can unite people, i knew a hardcore christian who hated thd exorsist movie but was addicted to the books "the hound of tindalos" and "the king in yellow"
in a way it can also be used to critique religions, and to also support positive aspects of them.

I have an idea for a story based on a dream i had.
The story takes place on a simulated reality on a generational ship, the story takes place on the simulated reality, the characters living in it, but none of the characters are totally aware of it whatsoever.
About the generational ship, what had happened is that a major catastrophe went down on earth, because of this the people on the ship has a insect like, conformist, hive mind society where you have no individuality, or free will. you work like a dog untill you die, everything you do is for the survival and continuation of the ship, any fuck ups can actually lead to the death of everyone. this sucks especially if you have no real will to live or reason to keep going, you can say "we'll land on a new planet eventually" but there's no proof of that, only empty words. you can convince people that the ship itself is the actual world with nothing outside but void but people will eventually figure out. having a simulated reality is something else, they get actual PROOF of a world outside, a reason to fight, so that the next generation (or maybe even their generation) can reach a new planet.
the problem is, you can't really live on the simulated reality forever, after all there's a ship to run and if everyone is hooked up, bad things could happen. "but what about AI?" yeah well i'm totally sure no fuck ups can happen and totally everything will go fine.... yeah right. you also have the potential problem of too many people connected to the simulated reality at the same time? what if something like maybe the machine overloading? well either way the way shit worked is that you have a lifetime debt that you have to work off in order to access it, you start one time as a kid, you work hard as fuck and you eventually maybe earn enough to access the simulated reality when you are in your 40's and if your fucking lucky maybe you'll tune in before you die.
What is the simulated reality specifically? How does it work? How does one tune in?
The reality isn't exactly simulated, it's kind of digital but it's a reality down to the marrow, to the microbe, to the DNA. there's no rendering like "oh if i turn away the seagulls will dissapear" like a videogame. everything is in real time. it was built using quantum AI or fucking whatever, it basically got all information, religious, supernatural, historical data, fucking everything with the intention of "lets make a reality" everything ever is real, and fake at the same time. the information that's proven is kept, information that cannot possibly exist is discarded and the middle information of what cannot be proven but also disproven is in a state of flux. can't prove or disprove that reality was made by god in 7 days? well fuck the reality just exists then. Anyhow fuck knows how much time passed and time in our reality passes weirdly in that one, as an example i could hook in and experience an entire life time in 5 seconds in this one. You cannot stay hooked in for too long though, at maximum a day, not for any other reason then "your turn is over now get back to work, see you in 50 years faggot." The way you hook in, is via a bed like machine that connects to your brainstem directly, to sync up to your neurons. Your put into a dream like state, you wake up in a pre existing body with the same exact neurological pattern and DNA, either a person who was in a coma or perhaps a baby, whatever works without fucking with the host. The problem is like a dream you very well might not remember your experience, and vice versa if you wake up in the other reality. You wake up after your turn ends in sheer pleasure with your body in peak physical condition, although if you die in the reality you very well could die abruptly in your reality if it was a violent death, or if you where disconnected at the wrong time.
Part of the problem here is that, your not exactly going to be the best person in the world by living on a generational ship so how do you expect those connected people to behave in the other reality?
Anyhow like i mentioned people actually living in the other reality have no god damn clue that their world is a simulation because in a sense it isn't, and no matter how hard they tried they have no way to prove otherwise. They have no specific way to tell if another person is one of those generational ship people, maybe your wife is one? or a close friend? or a serial killer?
The protagonist of the story is a mentally disturbed teenager, a girl to be specific. She very well could be mentally stunted but really it also could be because of her circumstances and isolation. she has a handler and a very strict life and schedule, with no real personal freedoms besides a bunch of shitty books and pg-13 VHS tapes, nothing to disturb her mentality. her parents died and she has no family to look after her. (she is not one of those generational ship people, shes a person in the other reality) eventually she is able to actually go to a high school filled with real people her age. her goal is to eventually be free and have a life, but that might never happen. "they" might not let her. Anyhow this isn't some dark and edgy story, in a way you can look at it like a visual novel of your slice of life school bullshit. part of the problem at hand though is that the generational ship was at its last legs after everyone fucking died, because to be frank generational ships are a terrible idea, its like incest, you can't inbreed, you need biodiversity, the ship needs to take pitstops and maybe get more food or fuel or whatever not just fly in the void for ages. part of the problem was humanity, some of the people on the ship tried scamming the system and others like the uber rich was connected for ages to the reality with no breaks unlike those poor saps having to work for decades to get access. you get infighting and death. with no one to manage the ship everything falls apart and even the simulation will come to an end, but thats the thing, time in the reality is weird so when in our reality the machine just shut off, in the reality that could actually mean days or even years. also obvious problems like trippy or paranormal shit due to the reality braking down.
Because of her mental state, if the girl saw crazy shit, who would believe her? Might be in big trouble if she talked how terrified she was after seeing a man fused to a building, still kicking and screaming in pain only to dissapear seconds later.
The way the story ended in my head was one of those crappy shojo manga ends where the girl finds the perfect husband and a new friend group who accept her for who she is, she's free from the system and finally happy, as she leans in for a kiss the entire reality falls apart.
I've been thinking about it and i feel like it's fun. I don't think anyone used it yet besides the matrix movie but even then, not like this.

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>>3846
Compelling, I like it. Is the girl a child of the simulation, or does she have a meatbag in a pod somewhere in the ship? Also everybody on the ship fucking dying would be a hell of a twist lol. Being the last bit of consciousness in an eternal void, and not even knowing until the power starts to flicker... lots of ways to take it.
Imagine if the generational ship is actually in this spot because things went terribly wrong. The ship was well furnished for its trip, but folks deviated from the itinerary because they ended up forming a cult around the simulation. The ship ends up in the void longer than was ever intended, resources run low, everyone dies out all because this weird cult came to power and trashed the navigation. It's fun to think of a cultural regression in this situation. The Earth (or wherever the ship is sailing from) fades into myth and eventually a religious abstraction. If enough generations go by it wouldn't really matter how many textbooks are kept around, they'd start seeming too fantastic to be real. A sort of solipsistic fever ensnares the population. There's a Ray Bradbury story, "No Particular Night or Morning," that showcases the madness I'm imagining. Imagine how much worse it would be for someone who's never been to earth, whose grandparents had never been to earth. Someone who only knew the ship, the absolute vacuum outside of it, and the simulation. They'd have to talk everything on faith, and faith can be fixed on the strangest things. "The ship is all, the destination is a demonic illusion. Paradise rests here, with us, in the computer banks." Utter collapse. And there's our girl, living her life as well as she can know.

>>3987
At least in my head she what born in the simulation but it's pretty funny in a tragic type of way to sleep in a good dream, convinced that was reality your whole life only to wake up in a dead world that you had little chance to understand before it's too late.

>>3256
and if an EMP or something goes off, guess what will happen? steam powered trains will keep on kicking!

I wish i could travel on trains like they do in the old days, it's too bad there isn't any near me.

>>3967
That reminds me weirdly about the time my brother and sister's school bus got hit by a train. It was only the back, and somehow they were all ok with no injuries. It is just crazy how bad that could have been. I probably am misremembering what happened.

>>3973
damn franky got hit by a train and he had to remake himself into a cyborg, i wonder how he avoided injury, just a guess but maybe there was something that had to do with the airflow that cushioned the blow?

>>3976
I assumed the hit was minor and like you said the airflow protected them. This memory can also be a figment of my imagination.

I wish mew a meowy catmas and a catty mew years

i was such a fucking idiot a.d sold my copy of megaman zero collection for the ds and by the skin of my fucking teeth i bought a copy from some old man who didn't know better for 4 bucks.
maybe i thought i'd make a lot of money off of it, but once you sell something you can't buy it back and if you try, sometimes the price will be too much. lesson learned.

>>3897
It's nice to have a portable verson of the arcade game. the music selection is nice too although at the moment it's limited because i have to earn more bt playing. persona 5 music was a nice touch.

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X3

>>3712
I was curious https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm188448 [Play] 02:16 lol

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>>3713
このどきどきからのそう快感だよ!
-> This thrill, followed by that refreshing sensation!
ぬらりひょんみたいな顔と頭してんな
-> Looks like he’s got a face and head like a Nurarihyon.
頭から下の部分普通にカニンガムの顔じゃん
-> The part from the head down is totally Cunningham’s face.
グラデイウス3のゴーファー
-> Gofer from Gradius 3.
地下に幽閉されたゴム人間がひとり遊びするって内容だよ
-> It’s like a rubber man locked in a basement playing alone.
BMXやってる人に変なかぶり物つけてパンツ一枚で踊らせてるだけなのにこのキモさ
-> Just making a BMX guy wear something weird on his head and dance in his underwear, and it’s this creepy.
なにこれゲームWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
-> What is this, a game? WWWWWWWWWWWWWW
冒涜的な何かを使ったMADにしか見えない
-> Just looks like a MAD created with something blasphemous.
ジョニーかっけええーーーー！！
-> Johnny is so coooool!!
急にリズミカルになるなｗｗｗ
-> Suddenly it gets all rhythmic lolol
カニンガムはビョークのMVもやってます
-> Cunningham also did Björk’s music videos.
音楽いいのに・・・
-> The music is good though…
この人みたいなのはなんなの
-> What even is this kind of person?
目がチッカチかするxぞwwwww
-> My eyes are flickering out here lololol
変態すぎるｗｗｗ
-> Too much of a weirdo lol
かっこ良く見えてきたｗｗｗ
-> Starting to look kinda cool lol
理解不能wwwww
-> Can’t comprehend it lolol
この映像見てバカとか言ったり、草だけはやしてる奴って普段何聞いてんだろ
-> Wonder what retards calling this stupid or just spamming "草" (lol) usually listen to.
変態が二人揃うとすげーもんができるな
-> When two perverts get together, they make something epic.
この動画が大好きだということは、間違っても人に言えない
-> There’s no way I can admit to anyone that I love this video.
かわいい
-> Kawaii
リチャードはいつから嫌がらせをするようになったのか
-> Since when did Richard start trolling?
いよいよ愛着が湧いてきた
-> Finally starting to feel some affection for this.
ここで提灯みたいなのが見える
-> You can see something like a lantern here.
スーパーゴムゴムタイム
-> Super Gomu-Gomu Time
早すぎて何がなんだかわからん
-> It’s too fast, I can’t tell what’s going on.

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https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm14144098 [Play] from Léon The Professional (1994)

脳天直撃_-_F...mp4 脳天直撃_-_F.M.J.微笑みデブは限界なのか最終鬼畜訓練教官ハートマン軍曹_-_sm3826651.mp4

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ハートマン軍曹の...mp4 ハートマン軍曹のパーフェクトファック教室_sm7394183.mp4

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FMJフルメタフ...mp4 FMJフルメタフルメタマイムマイム_sm9827820.mp4

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MAD兵は軍曹の...mp4 MAD兵は軍曹の隸也ニャル子さんWOPハートマン軍曹_sm21350822.mp4

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if you have not seen the FMJ MADs from nico nico then you've been certainly missing out.
https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm3826651 [Play] F.M.J. Was the Smiling Fat Guy His Limit? Ultimate Demonic Drill Instructor, Sergeant Hartman
https://www.nicovideodl.jp/watch/sm7394183 Sergeant Hartman's Perfect Fucking Classroom
https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm9827820 [Play] [FMJ] Full Meta Full Meta [Mayim Mayim] (the BGM is a traditional Israeli folk dance song that means "Water, Water" which is extremely popular in Japan.)
https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm21350822 [Play] [MAD] Soldiers Are the Sergeant’s Slaves [Nyarko-san WOP × Sergeant Hartman]
there's a bunch of misheard lines in this as well like
1234 Marine Corps -> 1 2 3 4 片栗粉！！！(1 2 3 4 Potato Starch!)
Mama and papa were laying in bed -> ファミコンウォーズがでーるぞー (NES Wars is coming out!)
Eskimo Pussy is mighty cold -> 駅のバスケへさあ行こう (Come on, let's go to the station basketball)
here's a nintendo commercial making fun of it https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm21896 [Play] and a 音MAD of kill me baby using it https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm29069565 [Play]

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I forgot but I really like this one despite it being very rough https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm15034786 [Play] Hartman Breaker

>>3949
>ominous
majoras mask moon, but cheeto sun

>>3949
I'll try to take that as good sign. Cheeto son please watch over me this year!

>>3797
It's not that complicated, it's Doug Walker conducting three smaller versions of himself like the Chipmunks. The real enigma is what the C on the main Dougmunk's shirt stands for.
>>3949
Reminds me of King Crimson

>>3958
C stands for cat, clearly.

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>>3958
frustrating to think that there are people in these spaces who don't know about avgn or nostalgia critic

>>3948
It is midway through the decade and it feels like nothing notable or good has happened.

>>3953
You're being unfair. Chatgpt and other AI generation stuff is pretty notable. As for good, I mean, good things are probably more subtle and gradual at happening than bad things

>>3954
How is that unfair? When I say things are not great, it is mainly referencing how things have done nothing to change in the average person's life. Subtle things that help out the elite are fine, I guess, but when the decline is more noticeable, there is an issue. When things are getting worse, the unequal positives are just a bandaid to a bigger wound.

>>3955
You said "notable". A computer speaking like a human is notable. As for the rest, I wasn't trying to argue

>>3957
I think the recent news with the tesla truck and the military man shooting himself in it is weird as fuck, infact there's a hell of a lot of fucking strange news going on this year.

A_vYrjHo...mp4 A_vYrjHoI2iUs_20091101_幼なじみは大統領__My_boyfriend_is_the_PRESIDENT..mp4

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cloerea...webm cloerea_vL-Z65faUq4_20090911_幼なじみは大統領_トレイラームービー.webm

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I'm honestly only posting this so I can include the fucking over the top done voiceover for the English CM of this game which has me in tears right now...
Also the parody of the OP achieved like 500,000 views on Youtube [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYrjHoI2iUs [Play]] and almost a million on nico nico douga [sm8654347].

>>3062
I've been finding it interesting,
many of the older videos have been removed from whatever Chinese website they were hosted on and remain only on Youtube, often having thousands of views whilst remaining insularly known to those who first watched them in 2012.


–【元首】柏林泰迪熊
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mh-kJOzlxE4 [Play]

– 元首教你玩鬼畜 MAD Rap by Fuhrer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zfAwrtYrCc [Play]

– 【元首RAP】FLOWER DANCE rap Performed by Hitler
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CucfFZxq-E [Play]

– 元首的憤怒 超多字幕版
(not a MAD but a particular favorite of mine because of the clip following 1:22)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MP6G1CuVwzU [Play]

– 元首-卡农
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_CiwU6tX2s [Play]

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I think about this one a lot https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm37964889 [Play] it sounds hypnotic

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I found this in my mylist again... The doors opening "President Vladimir Putin" then Yeltsin screaming "Let's go" and proceeding to fucking dance to the song, the sudden pause in the song to announce Medvedev's name, the random fucking Stalker clip of that guy shooting. I am always in fucking tears when I watch this I seriously love this era of nico nico.

ボビーブラック_...mp4 ボビーブラック_-_B.K.オバマはアメリカ大統領選挙で勝てるのか最終鬼畜YesWeCan_-_sm2597412.mp4

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Now I need a version of Stossel going: No They Can't