https://web.archive.org/web/20010620174052/https://www.niji.or.jp/home/mic/tokyo_ug.htmlRandom Translation Notes: "Neomugicha" is the perpretator of the Nishitetsu Bus Hijacking Incident in 2000 and >>1396's post has Hiroyuki's quote on his first media appearance regarding the incident:
https://dic.pixiv.net/a/ネオむぎ茶.
Terminology and AA characters:
https://services.4-ch.net/2chportal/ https://4-ch.net/ascii/kareha.pl/1112629846/ROM (Read Only Member - Lurker)
https://detail.chiebukuro.yahoo.co.jp/qa/question_detail/q109552985DOM (Download Only Member) a user who only downloads files but never contributes by uploading or sharing.
https://plaza.rakuten.co.jp/kamakennpou/46000/オマエモナー
https://dic.pixiv.net/a/お前もな (Mona was created to reply with a literal "You too."
https://dic.pixiv.net/a/モナー)
Also the original flash file name was "tokyo.sfw" but I looked through all possible search engines and can't find a single working link or archive:
http://www.kit.hi-ho.ne.jp/kiyoto-s/tokyo.swfTokyo Underground (LOL) Hey you!
Tokyo Underground (LOL) Hey you!
Tokyo Underground (LOL) Hey you!
Tokyo Underground (LOL) Hey you!
Hikikomori cries out expressing their inner voices through text: I'm so depressed, I should just die!
-> "What about you?" "What about you?"
People like them gather in this quiet corner and pretend to be friends.
-> "You too, you too!" "You too, you too!"
Misfits unable to blend into society, hididing behind anonymity to talk big.
-> "They sure do! They sure do!"
They’re just bystanders who keep tossing out petty complaints, unbearably annoying anonymous nobodies, shouting.
-> "Check it out yo!" "Check it out yo!"
Ultra ultra ultra, super excellent. Ultra ultra ultra ultra, super excellent.
Ultra ultra ultra, super excellent. Ultra ultra ultra ultra, super excellent.
Ultra ultra ultra, super trash threads. Ultra ultra ultra ultra, super trash threads.
Ultra ultra ultra, super trash threads. Ultra ultra ultra ultra, super trash threads.
age, sage, yes men (or samefags (・∀・) (?)), and Namefags, you can go die!
Zonu (ぞぬ) Giko (ギコ) Neomugicha (ネオ麦茶) trolls and agitators, you can go die!
Lurkers, download only members, spoon fed types, and insistent crazies, you can go die!
Right wingers, left wingers, reckless biker gangs, and DQN, you can go die!
SEX, MASTURBATE, RELAX - SEX, MASTURBATE, RELAX - HOORAY!
SEX, MASTURBATE, RELAX - SEX, MASTURBATE, RELAX - HOORAY!
SEX, MASTURBATE, RELAX - SEX, MASTURBATE, RELAX - HOORAY!
SEX, MASTURBATE, RELAX - SEX, MASTURBATE, RELAX.
Engaging in samefagging to promote yourself, but when caught, you pretend to know nothing.
-> "What about you?" "What about you?"
Without a proper proxy, your IP will get exposed and linked for the whole world to see!
-> "To the world, GO! To the world, GO!"
Repeatedly copy and pasting spam, ready for the browser to crash, acting all tough and posting your email.
-> "Reckless aren't you..."
Pretending to be a woman and persistently fishing for serious replies:
-> "You're so annoying!" "Are you just trolling?"
Tokyo Underground (LOL) Hey you!
Tokyo Underground (LOL) Hey you!
Tokyo Underground (LOL) Hey you!
Tokyo Underground (LOL) Hey you!